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The Perfect Date | Official Trailer [HD] | Netflix
Transcript
00:00 I've always wanted to date the most popular girl, drive the nicest car, and go to the fanciest school.
00:07 Yale is the goal, correct?
00:08 More than anything in the world.
00:10 But, I can't afford any of that.
00:12 My uncle's paying me to escort my cousin to a semi-formal.
00:17 I'll take your cousin.
00:18 What?
00:19 I'll take your cousin to the dance.
00:20 Why? What would you get out of it?
00:22 I'd get the payment you were talking about, and I get to take your car.
00:24 You got a suit?
00:27 Woo!
00:30 You're getting paid to take a girl on a date.
00:33 Did you know that Michelle Obama got paid to go on a date with Barack, and look how great that turned out.
00:37 Is that true?
00:38 I don't know, but it could be true.
00:40 And that is my point.
00:41 Uh, good evening.
00:46 Let's do this, so we can stop doing this.
00:49 I happen to think that you and I could have a really good time tonight.
00:54 You have clearly never been to my high school.
00:56 Let's go shred some hardwood.
00:57 No.
00:59 Alright.
01:00 Is this your job?
01:02 No.
01:03 It should be. Troubled, rich girls in need of a chaperone.
01:06 It could be big business here.
01:08 I figured out how to get the money I need to go to Yale.
01:13 I'm offering my services as a chaperone for whatever it is that girls want.
01:17 Hey.
01:19 Oh my God, you didn't.
01:20 Oh, but I did.
01:21 Every date would be custom built.
01:23 They could pick my personality, my interests, whether I'm a listener or a talker.
01:27 What's the weirdest best part?
01:29 I had listened to this girl talk for four hours straight.
01:32 All I was allowed to say was, "There is no other way to see it."
01:35 Oh my God, that is the perfect date.
01:37 There's no other way to see it.
01:38 Can you imagine if I get enough money to get into Yale and date Shelby?
01:43 Hey.
01:45 That'd be my dream come true.
01:46 You're just waiting for people to accept you instead of accepting yourself.
01:53 You act so tough.
01:54 It's just an act.
01:55 We used to spend time together.
01:57 But I guess you'd have your new rich friends.
01:59 Whoa.
02:01 I don't know which version of myself I'm supposed to be.
02:06 Wow, she's a really bad dancer.
02:09 Yeah, she's the worst.
02:11 I've been so many people these past few months.
02:15 A cowboy, an art connoisseur, and a bad friend.
02:18 It's time to figure out who I am and what I want.
02:22 ♪ They tell me they quit my head ♪
02:25 What are some of your interests outside of school?
02:27 Howdy.
02:28 Usual teenage stuff.
02:29 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
02:34 [Beyoncé]
02:37 [Beyoncé]
02:39 [Beyoncé]

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