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00:00 Hello friends, it's me.
00:01 And today we are watching TikToks that are for the girls.
00:05 Me after I blot the oil off my pizza.
00:07 It's skinny!
00:09 Somebody told me I had an eating disorder for doing this.
00:11 I see it as I saved some of those oil calories to have another slice of pizza.
00:18 So it's just girl math.
00:19 Save calorie here, save calorie to have more calorie.
00:22 It makes perfect sense.
00:24 Speaking of girl math.
00:25 I just returned a skirt which means I'm $70 richer,
00:28 which is $70 I never would have had if I didn't return the skirt.
00:31 So everything I buy with that money is completely free.
00:33 I love girl math.
00:35 She's 100% true.
00:36 All facts, no cap.
00:37 That's how girl math works.
00:39 You know, if I return something and I buy something else with that money,
00:42 it's like I got it for free.
00:43 If I find cash in my bag, that's free money.
00:46 If I buy something for more than 30% off,
00:49 30 is really close to 50.
00:50 And getting something half off is like a steal.
00:53 It was worth it.
00:54 How could I not buy it at 50% off?
00:56 If I walk into a store, try on clothes, and don't buy anything,
00:59 I feel like I saved money.
01:00 Girl math is real.
01:02 When someone makes plans that ruin my hair wash schedule.
01:05 Okay, we're getting a little too specific here.
01:07 I try to wash my hair twice a week, sometimes three times.
01:09 It gets really greasy.
01:11 On the greasy days, I can't go out.
01:13 I ain't going to dinner in a bun.
01:14 Oh, you want me to come to your party?
01:16 I don't want to party on clean hair day.
01:17 It has to be like the second or third day.
01:19 Second day because it's still presentable,
01:20 but it's not like, oh, clean.
01:22 It's not that serious.
01:24 Exposing how many pics I have to take for each post.
01:26 You know, a lot of people see a picture on Instagram,
01:29 be like, wow, that's a perfect photo.
01:30 How do they do it?
01:31 How many did each one of these bangers take?
01:33 52 photos for a selfie.
01:36 You know, this one, 95.
01:38 Whoever is on the other side of the camera,
01:40 taking 95 photos of you in your green jacket,
01:43 that's a ride or die.
01:44 My friends literally do not have the patience.
01:46 243.
01:48 Wait, go back.
01:48 Let me see this.
01:49 Okay, there's a banger, but 243, that's a lot.
01:52 And then what do you do?
01:53 Erase the evidence?
01:54 No, no, no, no, no.
01:55 Nobody needs to see the other 242.
01:57 Delete 308 photos.
01:59 In a grocery store, in the ice cream aisle.
02:02 Somebody stood there and took 308 photos of you.
02:04 You know, when is it too much?
02:06 Some people it's just worth it for the perfect photo.
02:08 Me, I ain't got that kind of time or patience.
02:10 When it's finally time to eat the emergency snack
02:13 at the bottom of your bag.
02:15 Is this like a canon event that we all have in common?
02:18 Like it's not just me.
02:19 Everybody got that Smushed Kind bar
02:21 shoved at the bottom of their bag,
02:23 and it's been there for literal months.
02:25 Like you're probably at the airport or school.
02:27 You're starving.
02:28 Ah, time to finally eat it.
02:30 And let me tell you, it does not disappoint.
02:32 Have you guys heard about boyfriend air?
02:34 I just went down a rabbit hole on TikTok.
02:36 Are these girls talking about boyfriend air?
02:39 So it's a theory that spending time with your boyfriend
02:41 will affect your hygiene and make you look worse.
02:44 Sleep at my boyfriend's for like a day, two days, two nights, whatever.
02:49 I would turn into this like monster.
02:52 Is it because they're dirty?
02:53 I think like they're just, they let off this like humid air.
02:56 So before I hang out with my man,
02:58 I make sure I am presentable, hair done, makeup done.
03:01 I want to look flawless, okay?
03:03 Then like after dinner, the mascara is melting off of my face.
03:07 My face is oilier than some McDonald's fries.
03:11 I be growing pimples in real time.
03:13 I don't get it.
03:14 He's like one of the cleanest people I know.
03:16 But then I came across boyfriend air.
03:19 You know, again, I'll be thinking all of this is just me.
03:21 And then like hundreds of other people on the internet can relate to it.
03:24 Nothing is truly an original experience.
03:27 Like look, this is her before hanging out with her boyfriend, right?
03:30 After.
03:31 Firm believer that boyfriend air is a thing.
03:34 I cannot even begin to explain to you guys the science behind it
03:36 because I leave his apartment like swollen with breakouts.
03:40 Maybe they need a humidifier, you know, some essential oil diffusers.
03:44 I don't get it.
03:45 What about boyfriend air is making us so crusty and musty?
03:48 Somebody need to dig into this.
03:50 Before, looking cute.
03:52 And then after.
03:55 You know, the lip gloss is the first to go.
03:58 You know, basically slurp it off your face in the first 10 seconds of seeing them.
04:01 I am a firm believer in boyfriend air.
04:04 This is real.
04:05 This is the most magical contour I have ever seen.
04:08 Looking like a work of art.
04:10 Okay, I wanna see this blended.
04:12 Is it gonna make you look as snatched as handsome Squidward?
04:15 Or is it gonna leave you looking like a Oompa Loompa?
04:18 I don't know. That's a lot of bronzer.
04:20 Oh, wait a second.
04:20 It's looking normal.
04:22 I think it depends on how you blend it.
04:24 You gotta blend the light parts last.
04:26 Whoa! It looks flawless.
04:29 I know the guys would see the finished product and be like,
04:31 "Wow, she has no makeup on."
04:33 That's how clueless they are.
04:34 Y'all saw what she started with.
04:35 And then all natural.
04:37 That's crazy how it blended so nicely.
04:39 Those brushes be blended better than Jamba Juice.
04:42 Girl, how girls think they look like with their pad on.
04:45 Sure.
04:46 You're good.
04:46 Okay.
04:47 (laughing)
04:49 (brushing)
04:52 Bro, this is what it feels like.
04:53 It feels like a diaper.
04:54 She honestly brave wearing that onesie on her period.
04:57 Personally, I would never.
04:59 You know, I sit a little too long,
05:00 and I get up the whole backside,
05:01 go and be like I sat in some Kool-Aid.
05:03 You know, if that's not a diaper and that is a pad,
05:05 it feels like what it looks like.
05:07 Number one con about wearing false eyelashes.
05:09 Girl, those things about to flap and fly away.
05:12 Oh, they stayed on.
05:13 No, they ain't going nowhere.
05:14 Those lashes gripping on for dear life.
05:17 Whatever lash glue you use, they need to sponsor you.
05:20 Personally, I can't do strong winds.
05:21 My eyes just get teary.
05:23 I start crying.
05:24 The wind ain't even hurt my feelings.
05:26 My skincare ics.
05:28 What do you mean skincare icc?
05:29 What's wrong with doing skincare?
05:30 All right, here are my skincare ics part two.
05:32 First off, body lotion.
05:33 Bro, why is it so tacky on the skin?
05:35 The fact that I can literally feel a physical layer of oil on my skin makes me want to gag.
05:38 You know, it's really not that bad
05:39 unless you got to put jeans on right after you lotion yourself.
05:43 And then you're gonna feel a little moist for the next 30 minutes.
05:45 Every time I wash my face, why is it gonna be Niagara Falls on my bathroom floor?
05:48 Like, I don't get it.
05:49 We're not trying to have a free slip and slide here, okay?
05:51 You know those face washing commercials?
05:52 They take the water and just like slap it all over your face.
05:55 You know, no matter how you do it, you go that crazy
05:57 or you cup like a little handful of water and just like...
06:00 It's still somehow gonna end up all over your sink, all over the countertops.
06:04 That is some badly behaved water.
06:06 Notice this someone taking a picture from the side.
06:08 Did you see that?
06:09 The way she just snatched her jawline.
06:12 I heard of this. It's a trick that you do with your tongue.
06:14 Tell me, am I doing it?
06:15 I think I did it.
06:17 You have to like put your tongue to the roof of your mouth and like suck on it.
06:20 I heard this is how celebrities take pictures.
06:22 Man, they glow up.
06:24 Like, that's crazy.
06:25 No, not the overhead lighting.
06:27 I literally refuse to take photos in overhead lighting.
06:31 Look how dirty it do you.
06:33 Like, this is not flattering on anybody.
06:35 She was so confused like, what's going on?
06:37 Why I look like that?
06:38 Oh, just kidding.
06:39 Bessie, it's not you.
06:39 It's not your makeup.
06:40 It's the dang overhead lighting.
06:42 I swear, eating with one leg up, it changes the way the food tastes.
06:48 It makes it taste so good.
06:50 I don't know how to explain this to the guys, but it's true.
06:52 People always give me a hard time for having one leg up when I eat.
06:56 But I don't know what it is.
06:57 Like, the food just go down better.
06:58 Driving with one leg up, it just hit different.
07:01 Maybe it's because like I lean in to eat my food and then this acts as like a, just I feel more stable.
07:06 I don't know.
07:08 Something about it just hits different.
07:10 What is the science behind this?
07:11 I think it's just like a comfier eating position.
07:13 Because if I don't have one leg up, I feel like I have to take the plate and like bring it to my mouth.
07:18 And then eat like this.
07:20 We're gonna figure this out right now.
07:21 I think it's the distance.
07:22 Because if you're like reaching over to get a fork,
07:25 pretend this is a fork and I am stabbing it into a beet,
07:28 and I bring it up to my mouth.
07:30 It's just not comfy.
07:32 But whether you're like, you're like leaning over and you're just like shoveling food into your mouth,
07:36 it is simply the elite way to eat.
07:38 I don't make the rules.
07:39 Pre-instapost.
07:40 I just feel like it's like, like I'm too long.
07:42 And also like why is my shoulder so high?
07:45 Do you feel like it's embarrassing?
07:47 Chase, stop.
07:49 It's like you just took pictures and you're like, oh, this is the one.
07:52 Amazing shot.
07:53 And it's like the more you look at it, the more flaws you find in the photo.
07:57 It's like when you're writing something and you like stare at a word for too long.
08:00 And you start to question like, wait, did I spell it right?
08:03 Are my legs too long?
08:04 Are my eyes too far apart?
08:06 Do I look like I have man hands?
08:08 No one.
08:09 Girls on their period when they stand up.
08:10 I'm just gonna...
08:12 Good.
08:13 I feel like I'm a plumber.
08:14 I'm looking for a leak.
08:15 When I was so bloated from tapas in Spain, I pretended I was pregnant.
08:19 Had a photo shoot and posted.
08:21 Oh, let's see it.
08:21 It is so bad, I want to give you a zero.
08:24 But that's not possible.
08:26 So I give you a one.
08:28 She's honestly so real for this.
08:30 Like I've done this before.
08:32 After Thanksgiving dinner, cradled my little food belly,
08:35 took a picture like, she's expecting.
08:37 Not a baby.
08:38 Tomorrow morning, some crazy batter drop in my toilet bowl.
08:40 That was gross.
08:41 I'm sorry you had to hear that.
08:42 When you put it on glasses, but your lashes is too long.
08:45 Yo, this is a real problem.
08:47 If you wear falsies, you got eyelash extensions,
08:49 you are genetically blessed with long luscious lashes.
08:53 You can't wear all glasses, all sunglasses.
08:55 You got to make sure there's like enough room between the lens,
08:58 so they don't like brush up against it.
09:00 These are perfect.
09:01 So I stay wearing these.
09:03 It's a valid problem.
09:04 Question, am I the only one who's insecure about the kilikini?
09:08 Like if I'm wearing a nice dress, and I have to raise my arm, I'm like...
09:11 I can't understand what she's saying.
09:17 I know she's talking about her armpits,
09:18 but I prefer not to show my armpits in photos.
09:21 I don't know why.
09:21 Anytime I'd be doing anything with my arm, they crease funny.
09:24 It just look like a butt crack.
09:26 I mean, this is also me and relatable,
09:28 but only because I sweat profusely.
09:30 I don't know what it is.
09:31 I like nervous sweat.
09:32 Like I'd be out in public, cute dress or whatever,
09:35 and then like sometimes I have to go to the bathroom,
09:37 literally paper towel to the pit.
09:39 It's a problem.
09:40 But anyways, that's all for today.
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