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00:00:00 [music playing]

00:00:03 Nina, come on.

00:00:21 They're going to be here any minute.

00:00:23 OK, we'll be right down.

00:00:25 I'll be down.

00:00:26 Father of the bride.

00:00:40 I never thought I'd say this, but that whole experience

00:00:42 was a piece of cake compared to the roller coaster

00:00:44 I've been on this past year.

00:00:46 I admit it took me a while to recover from the wedding,

00:00:49 but eventually life got back to normal,

00:00:51 which is exactly the way I prefer life to be.

00:00:54 After the dust settled, I began to realize

00:00:57 what a lucky guy I was.

00:00:59 I had a wonderful home filled with memories

00:01:02 and completely paid for, a wife I love just as much

00:01:06 as the day I married her, a daughter, independent,

00:01:09 self-sufficient, married, working, happy,

00:01:13 a son blossoming in the middle of middle school,

00:01:16 and a son-in-law gainfully employed and very often out

00:01:20 of town on business.

00:01:22 Life was sweet.

00:01:25 I felt for the first time ahead of the game.

00:01:29 Then it dawned on me.

00:01:30 I was a mere five years away from freedom.

00:01:34 Soon I'd be a father with one kid married

00:01:37 and the other off in college.

00:01:38 And that started me thinking, what was I going to do

00:01:41 with all that free time?

00:01:43 Anything I wanted.

00:01:48 Maybe I'd take up fly fishing, travel

00:01:52 to exotic places, climb Mount Everest.

00:01:55 I was feeling on top of the world.

00:01:58 And that's when they lowered the boom on me.

00:02:02 It was like that old joke, all those

00:02:04 who think they have it made, take one step forward.

00:02:07 Not so fast, George Banks.

00:02:10 It was about a year ago when it all started.

00:02:14 Well, nine months ago to be exact.

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00:02:21 I was on my way home from work on a perfect fall day.

00:02:26 The leaves were golden, the air was crisp,

00:02:30 and I couldn't help thinking what a charmed life I was

00:02:33 leading.

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00:02:36 Yep, I was a happy man.

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00:02:59 Hey!

00:03:01 Hey, Dad, did you hear the news?

00:03:03 What news?

00:03:04 I don't know.

00:03:05 She wouldn't tell me.

00:03:06 Daddy, phone!

00:03:07 Got it!

00:03:08 Who wouldn't tell you?

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00:03:11 Hey.

00:03:12 Hi, George.

00:03:14 Do you think it's what we think it is?

00:03:16 What? What is it?

00:03:17 Somebody tell me what's going on.

00:03:18 Brian called and said to be here at 6 sharp,

00:03:20 that he and Annie have some important news to tell us.

00:03:23 Oh.

00:03:25 This is one of those moments, George.

00:03:27 I can feel it.

00:03:30 Oh, my.

00:03:30 Hi, honey.

00:03:35 Oh, don't worry, OK?

00:03:38 I'm sure nothing's wrong.

00:03:39 How do you know?

00:03:40 Well, I-- I know.

00:03:41 Oh, you know?

00:03:42 No, I don't-- I don't really know.

00:03:44 I just know nothing's wrong.

00:03:45 Now, come on.

00:03:46 Come on inside.

00:03:47 Can I fix you a drink, George?

00:03:48 No, thanks.

00:03:49 Nina, you don't think Annie's been transferred back east,

00:03:51 do you?

00:03:52 No, honey.

00:03:53 Something tells me this has nothing to do with work.

00:03:56 George, George, you sure you don't want a glass of wine?

00:03:59 Because Joyce said a transfer was a possibility.

00:04:01 And I, for one, would hate it if they moved.

00:04:03 Really, George?

00:04:04 You?

00:04:06 Well, they live far enough away as it is.

00:04:08 Dad, they live a mile from here.

00:04:09 Well, you know, with the traffic and everything.

00:04:11 [car horn honking]

00:04:12 Oh, there they are.

00:04:13 I just-- I just don't want to hear the word Boston,

00:04:15 that's all.

00:04:16 I mean, you know what's going to happen, don't you?

00:04:18 First, they're going to promise to come home for long weekends.

00:04:20 Then it'll be a week every other summer.

00:04:22 Next thing you know, we're strangers.

00:04:24 We're just names on a Christmas card list.

00:04:27 We'll be those relatives out in California.

00:04:32 Bummer, man.

00:04:32 He delivers.

00:04:35 Hello.

00:04:36 We're here.

00:04:37 Hi.

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00:04:39 Good to see you.

00:04:40 So are you.

00:04:41 You too.

00:04:42 Hi.

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00:04:44 Oh.

00:04:46 There she was, my Annie.

00:04:48 Every time I saw her, I had to remind

00:04:50 myself she was a married woman.

00:04:53 To me, she still seemed like a kid playing house.

00:04:56 Hi, how are you?

00:04:57 Hi.

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00:05:00 Hi, Mom.

00:05:01 How are you?

00:05:02 Good.

00:05:02 Are you feeling all right?

00:05:04 Of course she's feeling all right.

00:05:06 Look at her.

00:05:07 She never looked better.

00:05:08 Hi, Dad.

00:05:09 So any news at work?

00:05:14 Any-- any news?

00:05:15 Anything?

00:05:16 No, everything's great.

00:05:17 Same but good.

00:05:18 Busy.

00:05:20 See?

00:05:22 Hey, Dad.

00:05:23 George.

00:05:24 Sorry, George.

00:05:25 As long as the big news wasn't that my daughter was moving

00:05:27 3,000 miles away, her husband could

00:05:30 call me anything he wanted.

00:05:33 In spite of myself, I had actually

00:05:35 begun to grow somewhat fond of Brian McKenzie.

00:05:40 Those hors d'oeuvres look so great.

00:05:42 I'm starving.

00:05:42 So what is it, Annie?

00:05:48 What's the news?

00:05:49 Well, don't you want to eat first?

00:05:51 Come on, tell us. What is it?

00:05:52 I know what it is.

00:05:53 I got it. I'm positive.

00:05:55 You bought a house, right?

00:05:56 A place you can remodel a little closer to home?

00:05:58 A house?

00:05:58 Is that it?

00:06:00 Well--

00:06:01 Well, no, no, no, no.

00:06:01 A house is fine.

00:06:02 Oh, yeah, of course.

00:06:04 A house is definitely good.

00:06:05 That's the big news, a house?

00:06:07 I thought you guys were going to have a baby.

00:06:10 Get out of here.

00:06:12 Us too.

00:06:13 I know.

00:06:14 Me too.

00:06:15 That's what I thought.

00:06:16 That's what we were hoping for.

00:06:18 Well?

00:06:19 Tell them.

00:06:20 Your wish came true.

00:06:23 I'm going to have a baby.

00:06:25 We're pregnant.

00:06:26 [cheering]

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00:06:32 I never liked that Brian McKenzie.

00:06:48 Not from the moment I laid eyes on him.

00:06:51 Here my little girl was playing house.

00:06:53 He had the nerve to--

00:06:54 George.

00:06:56 What do you say, Dad?

00:07:00 Congratulations.

00:07:03 You too.

00:07:04 [cheering]

00:07:07 Congratulations.

00:07:14 Grandpa.

00:07:19 Grandpa?

00:07:21 First that runt steals my daughter,

00:07:23 now he makes a grandpa out of me.

00:07:26 [crickets chirping]

00:07:29 The baby is due July 26, and I like that,

00:07:31 because that's a good even number.

00:07:33 Of course, it is going to be very hot,

00:07:35 but I'm sure she's not going to mind.

00:07:38 Oh, God.

00:07:39 Oh, George.

00:07:40 Can you believe the same doctor who delivered Annie

00:07:42 is going to be delivering her baby?

00:07:45 Oh, honey, it's so amazing.

00:07:47 Yeah.

00:07:48 Oh, George, I have a great idea.

00:07:52 What if Frog did the baby shower for us?

00:07:55 [phone ringing]

00:07:56 Frog.

00:07:57 As a baby, honey.

00:07:58 George.

00:07:59 What?

00:08:00 I thought you liked Frog now.

00:08:02 I never actually said I liked him, Ann.

00:08:03 Yes, you did.

00:08:04 Yes, you did.

00:08:05 When we were at that party with those people from what you

00:08:07 call it, you were just raving on about it.

00:08:08 All right, well, maybe it slipped out,

00:08:09 but I didn't mean it.

00:08:10 Nina, get a grip.

00:08:12 I'm not going to go into hock to give Annie a baby shower.

00:08:14 I just finished paying for the wedding.

00:08:16 Now my stomach hurts.

00:08:17 Where'd you put my Tums?

00:08:19 All right, honey, OK.

00:08:20 OK, OK.

00:08:21 It was just a thought.

00:08:22 Calm down.

00:08:23 What's the matter with you anyway?

00:08:24 You didn't say a word during dinner.

00:08:25 You're acting as if you're not happy about this.

00:08:28 Who's acting?

00:08:29 Oh, I see.

00:08:30 You're not happy that your daughter is

00:08:31 going to be having a baby?

00:08:33 That's right, Grandma.

00:08:34 I'm not.

00:08:37 Why?

00:08:38 Well, for starters, they can't afford a baby.

00:08:40 Oh.

00:08:41 Babies cost money.

00:08:42 And the older they get, the more they cost.

00:08:44 I mean, they didn't plan for this.

00:08:45 They don't have a nest egg.

00:08:46 They-- they barely have a nest.

00:08:48 How are they going to fit a baby into that shoebox they live in?

00:08:51 Really, George, they have more money than we had at their age.

00:08:55 Also, what do they know about raising a kid?

00:08:57 Annie's just a kid herself.

00:08:59 I mean, she graduates college and marries

00:09:01 the first guy she meets.

00:09:02 And now to get saddled with a baby

00:09:03 even before a career takes off?

00:09:05 Why must I always be the only feminist in this family?

00:09:08 You know, I just realized something.

00:09:10 I'm 4'6".

00:09:11 I don't shave.

00:09:12 I don't have a job.

00:09:13 And I'm going to be an uncle.

00:09:15 Is there something weird about that?

00:09:16 Finally, someone who thinks like I do.

00:09:22 Oh, yeah, a 12-year-old.

00:09:24 [phone ringing]

00:09:27 Oh, god.

00:09:28 Hello?

00:09:29 Oh, Sally.

00:09:30 Oh, Sally, hi.

00:09:32 I have the best news.

00:09:33 Guess what?

00:09:34 This is so exciting.

00:09:37 I'm going to be a grandmother.

00:09:40 Poor Nina.

00:09:41 The woman was obviously living in denial.

00:09:43 I, for one, wasn't ready to be a grandfather.

00:09:46 What was so grand about it anyway?

00:09:48 George?

00:09:49 Oh, he's thrilled.

00:09:51 Grandfathers wore cardigans and hearing aids.

00:09:54 I wore baseball caps and running shoes.

00:09:56 Sure, I may have been a little out of shape,

00:09:58 but I was still young, and I could prove it.

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00:10:24 [gurgling]

00:10:25 Oh, yeah.

00:10:27 You better take it easy there, pops.

00:10:28 [grunting]

00:10:34 Ow.

00:10:35 Ah.

00:10:40 Ah.

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00:11:00 Oh, hang on a second.

00:11:02 You got the list?

00:11:03 I got it right here.

00:11:04 Are you OK? - Yeah, I'm fine.

00:11:05 Shoot.

00:11:06 OK.

00:11:07 The following men are older than you.

00:11:08 Go.

00:11:09 Paul McCartney.

00:11:10 Rod Stewart.

00:11:11 Jack Nicholson.

00:11:12 Jack Nicholson?

00:11:13 Oh, by eight years, you're much younger than Jack Nicholson.

00:11:15 Well, you can't get any cooler than Jack Nicholson.

00:11:16 That's a good one. Go on.

00:11:17 OK.

00:11:18 Mick Jagger, Robert Redford.

00:11:19 Really?

00:11:20 Bob Dylan, Warren Beatty, and Bill Clinton.

00:11:22 Really?

00:11:22 But only by 31 days.

00:11:24 Hey.

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00:15:38 Hey, hey, didn't you just pay $900 to have this roof fixed?

00:15:47 I swear to God, this house is starting to fall apart.

00:15:50 First, the heating went, the gas thing broke, the plumbing froze.

00:15:54 I don't know, sometimes I--

00:15:56 I think I would just like to wash my hands of this whole thing, George.

00:15:59 What is it?

00:16:00 What-- what are you thinking?

00:16:01 I have a brilliant, beyond brilliant idea.

00:16:03 Oh, yeah?

00:16:04 I say we sell this dump.

00:16:06 [laughs]

00:16:07 I'm serious.

00:16:08 George, what are you, crazy?

00:16:09 Honey, last year you said you wanted to be buried in the backyard.

00:16:12 Now you're telling me you want to sell this?

00:16:14 Nina, listen, Maddie's in school every day till 6.

00:16:17 You're at work, I'm at work.

00:16:18 You know, let's get rid of it.

00:16:19 Let's not be so by the book, you know?

00:16:21 Let's be adventurous.

00:16:22 Let's loosen up.

00:16:23 I don't know.

00:16:24 I mean, if we sell the place, then we

00:16:25 won't have room for the baby.

00:16:27 What we, Kimo Sabe?

00:16:28 It's not our baby.

00:16:29 It does need its own room in our house.

00:16:31 Well, what about Maddie?

00:16:32 Oh, like Maddie wouldn't love living at the beach?

00:16:35 The-- oh, the beach?

00:16:37 Mr. Sunscreen, please.

00:16:39 George, I mean, now you want to live at the beach?

00:16:41 Hey, you're the one who always said that one day before you

00:16:43 old you want to live by the ocean.

00:16:44 I'm telling you, Nina, this-- this leak is an omen, you know?

00:16:47 We could sell this place in a second.

00:16:48 And it's the leave it to beaver house that everybody wants.

00:16:51 You know, we'd have enough money to buy a-- a condo.

00:16:53 You know, we could get a boat.

00:16:54 We could travel.

00:16:55 And then I could get that Harley I always wanted.

00:16:57 Harley?

00:16:58 Oh, George, this has been a very big day for you.

00:17:01 First your hair, and then this thing.

00:17:06 I just-- I think we should think about things, OK?

00:17:09 OK.

00:17:10 But will you think about it, really?

00:17:12 Well, will you wash that stuff out of your hair, really?

00:17:14 Yeah.

00:17:15 OK.

00:17:16 I'll make you a deal, OK?

00:17:18 Mm-hmm.

00:17:19 One more thing goes wrong with this house,

00:17:21 we'll put it up for sale.

00:17:22 You have my word on it.

00:17:25 [ding]

00:17:28 As luck would have it, termites attacked two weeks later.

00:17:32 So we decided to give it a test run,

00:17:37 see if we got any nibbles.

00:17:38 Four weeks went by, and not a single nibble.

00:17:47 There we go.

00:17:48 There we go.

00:17:49 [chatter]

00:17:52 What are you doing?

00:17:53 Hey!

00:17:54 Hey, whoa, hey, what?

00:17:55 Hey, come on.

00:17:56 Ow!

00:17:57 Then one Saturday morning, we got a bite.

00:18:00 A big bite.

00:18:03 George, I'd like you to meet Mr. and Mrs. Habib.

00:18:06 Hello, how do you do?

00:18:07 Nice to meet you.

00:18:08 This is my son, Matty, and his friend, Justin.

00:18:10 We like house very much.

00:18:11 When you can move out.

00:18:13 Excuse me?

00:18:14 The Habibs would like to buy the house, George.

00:18:16 It's exactly what they've been looking for.

00:18:18 It's when you can move.

00:18:19 We need house a week from wedding this day.

00:18:21 And my wife wants flour, dishes in kitchen,

00:18:23 you sell, we pay top dollar.

00:18:26 For the house, top dollar?

00:18:28 [laughing]

00:18:29 Dishes.

00:18:30 For the dishes.

00:18:31 For the house, we pay what you ask, no more.

00:18:34 But we need house a week from wedding this day, or no deal.

00:18:38 Gee, that's, uh, that's 10 days from now.

00:18:40 That's kind of quick.

00:18:42 We've lived here 18 years.

00:18:43 I don't know if we can get every--

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00:18:46 [clears throat]

00:18:51 Excuse, please.

00:18:52 Uh, you explain that I will do money if you sell now.

00:19:00 That will be bonus.

00:19:03 Mr. Habib is willing to pay a generous bonus

00:19:06 for whatever inconvenience moving too

00:19:08 quickly may cause you, George.

00:19:10 Daddy, we're discussing this with Mom.

00:19:12 [speaking hebrew]

00:19:13 How generous?

00:19:18 Would $15,000 be generous enough?

00:19:22 We may be making real estate history here, George.

00:19:25 Oh, yeah.

00:19:27 One, two, 3,000, four, five, six, 7,000.

00:19:39 I shook the man's hand and promised to be out in 10 days.

00:19:43 [chatter]

00:19:47 Careful with the dishes.

00:19:50 Only problem was, I didn't have the nerve to tell Nina.

00:19:54 Wonderful champagne, George.

00:19:56 Dom Perignon.

00:19:57 What are we celebrating?

00:19:59 I know.

00:20:00 That's what I was wondering.

00:20:01 What are we celebrating, dear?

00:20:03 Well, it's just the first time the whole family's been together

00:20:06 since the baby and everything.

00:20:07 Aw.

00:20:08 Aw.

00:20:09 Honey.

00:20:10 Dad, that's sweet.

00:20:11 Oh.

00:20:12 So tell us, have you thought of any names for the baby yet?

00:20:16 Well, if it's a boy, we like Cody, Cooper, Riley, or Wyatt.

00:20:21 Wyatt?

00:20:22 As in Earp?

00:20:24 Yeah.

00:20:25 You don't like it, Dad?

00:20:26 Well, I like it better than Cooper.

00:20:28 Or Riley.

00:20:29 Hey, what if it's a girl?

00:20:30 For a girl, our favorite name is Chloe.

00:20:33 Chloe?

00:20:34 Ooh, Chloe.

00:20:35 It's not even American.

00:20:36 Thank you, Matthew.

00:20:37 We realize that.

00:20:38 We also like Phoebe and Sophie.

00:20:40 And we're still debating between Lucy and Fanny.

00:20:42 You're not considering any family names?

00:20:44 Yes, isn't the first son supposed to be named after the paternal grandfather?

00:20:48 Well, he doesn't have to be named John, of course.

00:20:51 Any name on my side will do.

00:20:53 We have an Andrew in the family.

00:20:55 A Melville.

00:20:56 Jacob.

00:20:57 A Jake is a great name.

00:20:59 Hey, you know what?

00:21:00 They don't need any more suggestions.

00:21:01 Their list is fine.

00:21:02 You're absolutely right, George.

00:21:03 Anything is fine, as long as it goes with McKenzie.

00:21:07 Uh, wait a minute.

00:21:08 I thought the baby's last name was going to be Banks McKenzie with a hyphen.

00:21:10 Wasn't that the deal?

00:21:11 Would you like to go through life with the name Cooper Banks McKenzie?

00:21:14 The kid's going to sound like a law firm.

00:21:16 It's an awfully long last name, George.

00:21:18 Well, hold on.

00:21:19 What are we saying?

00:21:20 You're not going to hyphenate the last name?

00:21:21 When did this happen?

00:21:22 Nothing's been decided yet, Dad.

00:21:23 It's just that we think two last names is a lot for a little kid to deal with.

00:21:26 And since neither of us want to forfeit our names,

00:21:29 we've been coming up with alternative last names.

00:21:32 Your baby's going to have an alternative last name?

00:21:34 Like what, Smith or Jones?

00:21:35 No, because you can't make Smith or Jones from the letters of our last names.

00:21:38 Right.

00:21:39 I don't understand.

00:21:40 Well, the ones we like best are Zinman, Zankman, and Manis.

00:21:44 Oh, my.

00:21:45 Are you telling me I might have a granddaughter named Sophie Zankman?

00:21:49 Look, look, I have a simple solution here.

00:21:52 George, Nina, you already have Maddy to carry on the family name.

00:21:56 So why don't we drop this Banks McKenzie business and just go with McKenzie?

00:22:02 Or drop the McKenzie.

00:22:04 Oh, well, now, wouldn't that be silly?

00:22:07 Well, I don't think there's any sillier than dropping the Banks.

00:22:09 Well, I would venture to suggest that McKenzie is a good, solid family name.

00:22:12 I mean, the baby's just as much Banks as it is McKenzie, isn't it?

00:22:16 [chatter]

00:22:17 There's something.

00:22:19 Change the subject.

00:22:21 Hey, guess what? I sold the house today.

00:22:25 What did you say, dear?

00:22:26 Nina, I forgot to tell you.

00:22:27 While you were at the market this morning, I sold the house.

00:22:30 Well, congratulations, Gramps.

00:22:32 Where are you moving?

00:22:33 Well, we don't know exactly for sure where yet,

00:22:36 but we're thinking of maybe the beach.

00:22:37 We don't know exactly for sure where yet,

00:22:39 but George, we haven't even started looking.

00:22:42 You sold the house?

00:22:44 Dad.

00:22:45 Why is she crying?

00:22:47 Well, because I never thought they were serious about selling the house.

00:22:51 I'm sorry, Dad, but I just thought it was another goofy idea like your hair.

00:22:55 I never thought you were actually going to go through with it.

00:22:57 I love this house.

00:22:59 Well, wow.

00:23:01 I guess I just assumed we'd have a little more warning, but what do we have?

00:23:04 We have at least 90 days before we have to move. Am I right, George?

00:23:07 Oh, believe me, Nina, you can jack up an escrow six months if you need to.

00:23:11 Maddy, what's going on?

00:23:13 May I be excused?

00:23:14 No, no, sir. You may not be excused.

00:23:18 George!

00:23:19 The guy paid me $15,000 extra to be out in 10 days.

00:23:21 The guy paid you $15,000 extra to be out of the house in 10 days?

00:23:25 I hope you took it, George.

00:23:27 He did, and he threw in Mom's favorite dishes just to close the deal.

00:23:31 George!

00:23:33 I can't believe it!

00:23:35 Nina was less than thrilled about our abbreviated escrow,

00:23:52 but being the great woman that she is,

00:23:54 she went with the flow and even allowed me back into our bedroom

00:23:57 for our last night at 24 Maple Drive.

00:24:00 And since we had nowhere to live, she also arranged for us to stay at the McKenzie's

00:24:04 while they took a Caribbean cruise.

00:24:06 Honey? Honey, are you sure?

00:24:08 You don't want me to take your picture by your favorite part of the fence?

00:24:11 Oh, no, I'm fine.

00:24:13 Oh, okay.

00:24:15 Oh.

00:24:17 Hey, Nina, are you okay? I mean, you don't look so good.

00:24:20 I know, I don't really feel so good.

00:24:22 I just didn't think I'd get so emotional about this whole thing.

00:24:26 I don't know, I feel kind of dizzy.

00:24:28 So, guys, these are from the tree that we carved our initials in out back.

00:24:33 Oh!

00:24:35 Here.

00:24:37 Oh, Mom, did you get a picture of the tree?

00:24:39 Oh, just a roll, honey.

00:24:41 Oh.

00:24:42 Hey, Maddy, what's that?

00:24:44 My doorknob. I want to keep a memento for my room.

00:24:47 Oh.

00:24:49 Hey, what are we, the Schmaltz family?

00:24:52 Come on, no more tears. We're on to bigger and better things.

00:24:55 I mean, who needs this old shack? Look at it.

00:24:58 Dad, there's one more thing we have to do before we go.

00:25:09 I'm not going to dig up that parakeet from the backyard.

00:25:12 That's not what I was thinking.

00:25:14 How many times do you think we played out here?

00:25:19 About a thousand.

00:25:24 I remember our very first game.

00:25:26 Me, too.

00:25:28 I remember you were four.

00:25:39 Here you go. Here you go.

00:25:41 You had a red ribbon tied in your hair.

00:25:43 Dad!

00:25:53 Look, Dad, I can dribble. Watch.

00:25:56 That's my girl. That's my girl.

00:26:00 ( vocalizing )

00:26:03 ( vocalizing )

00:26:06 ( vocalizing )

00:26:08 ( vocalizing )

00:26:10 ( vocalizing )

00:26:14 ( vocalizing )

00:26:20 ( vocalizing )

00:26:29 ( vocalizing )

00:26:34 ( vocalizing )

00:26:36 Sorry to interrupt.

00:26:57 Oh, uh, hi.

00:27:02 You got the key, George?

00:27:04 Yeah, I have it right here.

00:27:06 I got it. No, I have it.

00:27:09 Oh, Mr. Habib, this is my daughter Annie.

00:27:12 She had her wedding here at this house.

00:27:14 Ah, yes. The key.

00:27:16 Yeah, I got it.

00:27:18 Somewhere. Did I get that?

00:27:20 Ow! Okay.

00:27:22 Oh, sorry.

00:27:24 So I'm going to here you are.

00:27:26 And here you go.

00:27:28 She's all yours.

00:27:30 Good luck, Banks.

00:27:32 You too.

00:27:34 What perfect timing. We were just about to depart.

00:27:58 Are we in a hurry?

00:28:00 Thanks so much.

00:28:02 Welcome. Make yourselves at home.

00:28:04 Come in, please.

00:28:06 I tell you what, the dog food's all in the refrigerator and marked.

00:28:09 You remember the dogs, of course.

00:28:11 Yeah.

00:28:13 ( vocalizing )

00:28:15 Fortunately, they forgot you.

00:28:17 Come here, you angels.

00:28:19 ( vocalizing )

00:28:21 I'm going to miss you guys.

00:28:26 I'll tell you, George, they're completely harmless.

00:28:28 Get a hold of yourself.

00:28:30 Now, listen, I want you to pay attention to your Uncle George and Aunt Nina.

00:28:33 All right?

00:28:35 Bye, fellas.

00:28:37 Oh, all right.

00:28:39 One more kiss, you maniac.

00:28:41 ( vocalizing )

00:28:43 John!

00:28:47 All right!

00:28:49 We're off.

00:28:51 Oh, well.

00:28:53 Help yourself to anything you see.

00:28:55 They're all yours. Enjoy.

00:28:57 Thanks so much.

00:28:59 And when you get through with that limo, send it back for us.

00:29:02 Bye.

00:29:04 ( dog whining )

00:29:06 Oh, George.

00:29:08 Let me do something.

00:29:10 They look sad.

00:29:12 Hey, guys, don't worry about a thing.

00:29:15 Uncle George is here--

00:29:17 ( dog barking )

00:29:19 All right, now just take it easy, guys.

00:29:21 It's not going to hurt you.

00:29:23 Well, as it turned out, the dogs did remember me.

00:29:25 Hey, puppy, puppy.

00:29:27 ( dog barking )

00:29:29 It was going to be a long night,

00:29:31 just the four of us in the old McKenzie mansion.

00:29:34 Hey, listen to this.

00:29:36 "Luxury beach condo, marina views,

00:29:38 "stroll along winding streams past lush, landscaped gardens."

00:29:41 Honey, are you sure you didn't attack the pet boobismal?

00:29:44 Why, you still feel sick?

00:29:46 I can't seem to shake this, and I just don't feel right.

00:29:49 You just need a good night's sleep, that's all.

00:29:51 Tomorrow--

00:29:53 ( dog whining )

00:29:55 Oh.

00:29:57 Tell him to get off.

00:29:59 Okay, come on, guys, get off.

00:30:01 Let's go. Off. Come on, off.

00:30:03 Come-- oh, forget it.

00:30:05 I gotta-- I gotta lay down.

00:30:07 Just come on, let's move over.

00:30:09 That's a good dog.

00:30:11 ( sighs )

00:30:13 What am I supposed to do, sleep standing up?

00:30:15 I don't know, honey, just push him off.

00:30:17 Come on, come on, no, no, no, fun's over.

00:30:19 Let's go, come on, get off the bed, off the bed.

00:30:21 No, come on, come on, I don't want it to get tough.

00:30:23 So just come on, let's go.

00:30:25 I mean it. Amscrade, off the bed.

00:30:28 Come on, off.

00:30:30 ( whining )

00:30:32 Get your filthy paw off my wife, you good--

00:30:34 ( barking )

00:30:36 Forget about it, it's their house, let them have the bed.

00:30:41 I'll go stay in one of the other seven bedrooms.

00:30:43 But honey, I don't want to be left alone in this big room.

00:30:46 I don't feel good.

00:30:48 Fine, I'll sleep on the floor, huh?

00:30:50 Thanks.

00:30:52 ( snoring )

00:30:55 Why don't I have an idea?

00:30:57 What if after they fall asleep, you just lift them off?

00:31:00 Oh, yeah, of course, I'll just lift them off.

00:31:03 What, are you nuts?

00:31:05 Hand me a pillow. Yep.

00:31:08 ( snoring )

00:31:10 ( whining )

00:31:17 ( yawns )

00:31:35 ( snoring )

00:31:37 Oh, I'm so naive.

00:31:39 Oh, I know what's wrong with me.

00:31:42 What? What's wrong with you?

00:31:44 It's so obvious.

00:31:46 I don't know why I didn't realize before, honey.

00:31:48 I'm going through menopause.

00:31:51 Oh, Nina, you can't be going through menopause.

00:31:55 My mother went through menopause.

00:31:57 Well, exactly, and probably at my age.

00:31:59 George, I have all the symptoms.

00:32:02 I'm late, I'm weepy all the time, I'm hot and dizzy.

00:32:06 Don't be silly. We're still so--

00:32:08 But, George, honey, we're not.

00:32:10 We're not as young as you think we are.

00:32:12 Just because we're getting older, it doesn't mean that we're old.

00:32:15 This is the '90s. Growing old isn't what it used to be.

00:32:18 Well, it's true.

00:32:20 Women my age are doing geritol ads and fix-it-it commercials.

00:32:24 Nina.

00:32:26 They are. And guess who I saw on the cover of "Longevity" magazine?

00:32:31 Barbara Bush.

00:32:33 Peggy Lipton.

00:32:35 From the Mod Squad?

00:32:41 This is reality, George.

00:32:43 Do me a favor, will you, honey?

00:32:45 Stop acting like this isn't happening.

00:32:48 Oh, do I have to?

00:32:50 Yes, yes.

00:32:52 [barking]

00:32:54 George, George, you haven't been the same

00:32:57 since the day you found out Annie was pregnant.

00:32:59 Now, I know you, and I know it takes you a long time to work these things out,

00:33:04 but I miss the old George.

00:33:06 Must you use that word?

00:33:08 All right, I miss the adorable George Banks I used to be married to.

00:33:12 Honey, you got me worried.

00:33:14 I don't know. You dyed your hair. You sold our house.

00:33:17 What's next, a 19-year-old girlfriend?

00:33:19 Nina!

00:33:20 Well, men do those kinds of things, George.

00:33:22 They don't want to grow old with their wives,

00:33:24 so they get, I don't know, new wives, young wives.

00:33:28 Just...

00:33:30 I don't know.

00:33:31 What, honey?

00:33:33 What?

00:33:35 I may dye my hair, and I may want to move to the beach, and...

00:33:39 Yeah?

00:33:40 I may hate the idea that I'm going to be a grandfather,

00:33:42 but never for one millisecond of one day

00:33:46 did I ever not want to spend the rest of my life with you.

00:33:48 Really?

00:33:49 Really.

00:33:51 And I'm sorry I've been such a jerk.

00:33:55 Oh, that's okay.

00:33:57 I'm used to it.

00:33:59 Yeah.

00:34:00 Good night.

00:34:02 Good night.

00:34:03 The doctor didn't give you any indication of why he wanted me to come with you?

00:34:11 No.

00:34:12 But he didn't say there was anything to be concerned about.

00:34:14 No, I mean, I assume this is absolutely routine.

00:34:16 I don't know, honey. I've never been through menopause before.

00:34:19 I know, but he probably just wants to tell us what to expect, unless...

00:34:22 Unless what? What?

00:34:23 Well, unless something showed up on my blood test.

00:34:27 It was too horrible to tell me over the phone,

00:34:29 and he wanted you here for support in case I flipped out.

00:34:32 Nina, well, what did the man say? What were his words?

00:34:34 Just that he thought it would be wise for us to come in together as soon as possible.

00:34:40 That's all. Okay, here we are, honey.

00:34:42 I'm sure I'm going to be fine.

00:34:44 I hope.

00:34:46 I'd never seen Nina so unglued.

00:34:49 I wasn't used to being the calm one.

00:34:53 I didn't know what the doctor was about to tell us,

00:34:55 but nothing, absolutely nothing could have prepared me for what I was about to hear.

00:35:01 I'm going to be all right.

00:35:03 Nina?

00:35:07 George?

00:35:09 Well, we ran a panel on Nina's blood.

00:35:16 Nina, whatever it is, I just want you to know I'm here for you.

00:35:20 And you can count on me. Okay.

00:35:22 We're going to get through this together. Okay? Okay.

00:35:25 So, tell us. What is it? We can handle it.

00:35:30 What's wrong with her?

00:35:33 Nothing.

00:35:35 Nothing that won't go away in nine months.

00:35:41 Kids, you're going to have a baby.

00:35:45 [sobs]

00:35:47 Excuse me? Nina's pregnant.

00:35:56 Oh, my God. Pregnant?

00:35:59 [sobs]

00:36:01 And who, may I ask, is the father?

00:36:04 George. Don't George me, you two-timing mata hari.

00:36:08 I swear, we haven't done it in six weeks.

00:36:10 I haven't just felt myself lately, but pregnant?

00:36:13 What's happened, Nina Dickerson?

00:36:15 Why are you climbing by my maiden name, you big jerk?

00:36:18 And what do you mean we haven't done it in six weeks?

00:36:20 What about that little escapade in the kitchen?

00:36:22 Oh, please. That was a stupid nothing.

00:36:24 I mean, that was a moment of pure insanity.

00:36:26 Would you like to know how many moments of pure insanity

00:36:28 I've delivered over the last 20 years?

00:36:31 Phil, look at me. I'm about to be a grandfather.

00:36:34 Things like this do not happen to men my age.

00:36:37 Come on. Picasso had children well into his 70s.

00:36:40 Picasso. I mean, Picasso.

00:36:42 He's the one guy in history who had kids into his 70s.

00:36:45 But he's an artist. He can do anything he wants.

00:36:47 I'm just a regular Joe.

00:36:49 Regular Joes don't have babies at my age.

00:36:53 I was just adjusting to being a grandfather.

00:36:56 [sneezes]

00:36:58 [gasps]

00:37:00 Oh, my God.

00:37:02 Here you go, Mr. Banks.

00:37:04 George? Here, let me help.

00:37:07 Oh, you okay? Oh, I see you got your sea legs back.

00:37:10 I'm sorry about that. I'm just, uh...

00:37:12 Just shocked.

00:37:14 Anyway, thank you. Bye-bye.

00:37:16 I know, honey. Me too.

00:37:18 I just-- God, I can't believe it, huh?

00:37:22 Well, you don't think he could be, like, wrong or something, do you?

00:37:26 I don't think he used a home pregnancy test, George.

00:37:28 No.

00:37:30 Honey, this is definitely, like--

00:37:32 This is happening, George.

00:37:34 I know it's a lot to deal with,

00:37:36 but we'll just let it sink in, all right?

00:37:38 Good idea. Okay.

00:37:40 Mom's the word, huh?

00:37:42 Did she say "Mom's the word"?

00:37:44 Oh, man, this was a life curve I was not ready for.

00:37:47 "Grandmother has baby."

00:37:49 It was like a National Enquirer headline.

00:37:51 One would have thought nothing on Earth could have topped this moment.

00:37:55 [bell dings]

00:37:56 Wrong again.

00:37:58 The musk oil smell that scares me.

00:38:00 Oh, wow.

00:38:02 Oh, my God, the balls!

00:38:04 Oh, the brains!

00:38:06 Hi.

00:38:07 Hello, you.

00:38:08 How are you, Mom?

00:38:09 Wonderful. You look wonderful, Mr. Boggs.

00:38:11 How are you, sir?

00:38:12 You're beautiful.

00:38:13 Imagine running into you here, of all places.

00:38:15 This is our home away from home.

00:38:17 Well, I am always teasing you, Mom.

00:38:19 And you, I talk a little fashion.

00:38:21 Now, look at me, and I say, "Hello," looking sad.

00:38:24 So I come down here, I've all a park and bungle.

00:38:26 Cherubino.

00:38:28 So how is you?

00:38:29 Nothing is wrong, I hope?

00:38:30 Your health is good?

00:38:31 Oh, yeah, yeah. We're good.

00:38:32 We're perfect. We're healthy and, uh, nothing to report.

00:38:35 Nothing at all.

00:38:36 Oh, wow.

00:38:37 Oh, my.

00:38:38 Mrs. Banks, you forgot your prenatal vitamins

00:38:40 and all your pamphlets on becoming a mommy again

00:38:43 and the ultrasound photo.

00:38:45 Your baby's first picture.

00:38:47 Oh, baby's first picture? Don't...

00:38:50 Don't tell me you're pregnant.

00:38:52 Yeah, I am.

00:38:54 Oh, my God!

00:38:56 I know.

00:38:57 I love that so much!

00:38:59 Mother of the bread and the boobie!

00:39:01 Get out of town!

00:39:03 Oh, muzzle tough, Mrs. Banks.

00:39:05 And guess what?

00:39:06 What?

00:39:07 Annie's pregnant, too.

00:39:08 Oh, no! I didn't hear that!

00:39:11 Mother and daughter are pregnant together?

00:39:13 Oh, that is fabulous! I love that!

00:39:17 That's chic.

00:39:18 I think I'm gonna pay you.

00:39:20 He did.

00:39:22 This is what that's used for.

00:39:24 You must let me do the bubble shock.

00:39:25 Harc, hands me the book.

00:39:26 Kabika, kabika, boy.

00:39:28 No, no, Frog, not this time.

00:39:29 No more parties, no way. N-O.

00:39:31 You never want to have fun, George,

00:39:33 and you never change.

00:39:35 ♪ Every party has a pooper, that's for me and by the dew ♪

00:39:38 ♪ Party pooper, party pooper ♪

00:39:41 ♪ Every party has a pooper, that's for me and by the dew ♪

00:39:44 ♪ George Barks, that's you ♪

00:39:46 It was on the second chorus of "Every Party Has a Pooper"

00:39:49 that I got woozy again.

00:39:51 Next thing I knew, we were driving through town.

00:39:55 Nina was glowing.

00:39:57 She looked so peaceful.

00:39:59 [ Sighs ]

00:40:00 ♪ Grab your coat and get your hat ♪

00:40:04 ♪ Leave your worries on the doorstep ♪

00:40:09 ♪ Just direct your... ♪

00:40:10 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

00:40:12 Wait! Whoa, whoa, whoa!

00:40:14 ♪ To the sunnier side of the street ♪

00:40:18 ♪ Can you get a bit of path? ♪

00:40:22 ♪ Yeah, that happens to me... ♪

00:40:24 [ Sighs ]

00:40:25 George? Nina?

00:40:27 Honey, I need to know how you feel about all this.

00:40:30 ♪ All the sun is out ♪

00:40:33 ♪ They don't have any hot dogs ♪

00:40:35 ♪ They don't have hot dogs ♪

00:40:36 ♪ Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh! ♪

00:40:39 ♪ No, no, no! ♪

00:40:41 I feel super about it.

00:40:43 I'm totally up for it.

00:40:45 You are?

00:40:46 Definitely.

00:40:48 Oh.

00:40:50 ♪

00:40:55 [ Engine Starts ]

00:40:57 So, what do you think?

00:41:02 Do you think we have the stamina to have a baby?

00:41:04 What do you mean, honey? For the actual pregnancy?

00:41:06 Well, I know I have the stamina for that part.

00:41:07 Oh, well, that's a relief.

00:41:08 I'm talking about the rest of it, like the next 18 years part.

00:41:11 But, George, for weeks, you've been telling me how young we are.

00:41:14 And you've been telling me how old we are.

00:41:15 We're obviously not too old, honey.

00:41:17 Oh, Nina, let's be honest.

00:41:18 As a man wears sneakers, it doesn't make him a teenager.

00:41:20 I was completely kidding myself.

00:41:22 When I was working out at the gym, there were 60-year-olds more buff than me.

00:41:24 Oh, so we're too old for this. Is that what you're trying to tell me, George?

00:41:26 No, it's just that I was beginning to feel like we were approaching that big parenting finishing line.

00:41:30 Now to be all the way back at the starting gate?

00:41:32 Not to mention, we will be like the oldest parents ever at the starting gate.

00:41:36 I mean, let's face it. Between us, we are almost 100 years old.

00:41:39 But don't get me wrong. I'm into it.

00:41:41 3-M feedings and diapers and car seats and Mr. Rogers and vomiting.

00:41:46 [door opens]

00:41:48 Hi.

00:41:49 Hi.

00:41:50 Hi, sweetie.

00:41:52 Hi.

00:41:54 Hi.

00:41:55 Hi, guys.

00:41:56 Hi. Everything go okay?

00:41:57 Oh, Mom.

00:41:59 [laughs]

00:42:01 So what's going on? What did the doctor say?

00:42:03 Is that TV still on the blink? Because I have time now, I think.

00:42:05 Dad.

00:42:06 Okay.

00:42:07 Well, Mom, you can tell me. I'm a big girl.

00:42:12 Well, honey, as it turns out, my blood tests are fine.

00:42:15 Good.

00:42:16 Yeah, and I'm not even going through menopause.

00:42:18 I thought you were too young for that.

00:42:20 Yeah, well, I don't know about that.

00:42:21 So what is it? Did he find anything?

00:42:24 Well, actually, he did, didn't he? He did find a little something.

00:42:27 [laughs]

00:42:28 He did what?

00:42:30 Believe it or not, your father and I...

00:42:33 [laughs]

00:42:35 We're going to have a baby.

00:42:36 We're pregnant.

00:42:38 [laughs]

00:42:39 You guys.

00:42:41 That is so unfunny.

00:42:43 I mean, can you imagine if that were true?

00:42:45 [laughs]

00:42:46 I mean, you couldn't be.

00:42:48 [laughs]

00:42:54 You're serious? You're really pregnant?

00:42:56 I'm due September 4th, Labor Day.

00:42:58 Perfect timing, huh? Labor Day.

00:43:00 You know, we should go now.

00:43:02 Mom, you're pregnant?

00:43:03 Well, honey, it's not something we planned.

00:43:06 Sometimes these things, they just happen.

00:43:08 Who knew?

00:43:09 You know, it was a rainy afternoon,

00:43:11 and Mom and I were all alone in the house.

00:43:15 Then one thing leads to another,

00:43:17 and the next thing you know, Ray.

00:43:20 Daddy?

00:43:22 At that moment, I wanted to crawl under the sofa and die.

00:43:25 You old son of a gun.

00:43:27 Son of a gun. I wish I had a gun.

00:43:30 If it wasn't for this kid coming into our lives,

00:43:32 none of this would ever have happened.

00:43:34 Gee, I don't know what to say.

00:43:35 That's okay.

00:43:36 I just never thought we'd both be pregnant at the same time.

00:43:39 I'm not crying because I'm sad. Really, because I'm not.

00:43:42 No, what?

00:43:43 I gotta get a Kleenex.

00:43:45 Oh, Annie, don't cry.

00:43:47 She's been kind of emotional lately.

00:43:49 So our kids will be what?

00:43:51 Not brother and sister? That's wrong.

00:43:54 No, no, no.

00:43:55 Their kid will be your brother's sister and our kid's cousin?

00:43:58 No, your kid's uncle or aunt.

00:44:00 Yeah, but our kid will probably be more comfortable

00:44:02 calling us "Grandma" and "Grandpa," just like your kid.

00:44:04 You know, at least in front of his friends.

00:44:06 You know, because let's face it, we're gonna be in our 50s

00:44:09 when he's in preschool, in our 60s when he graduates college.

00:44:13 But, you know, that'll be great,

00:44:15 to see another kid in cap and gown.

00:44:17 You know, if we can still see by then.

00:44:19 Now, at least going to the movies, that'll be economical.

00:44:22 One child, two seniors, thanks.

00:44:24 The kid's gonna love spending his adolescence in a retirement home.

00:44:28 At least he won't have to worry about us hearing him come in late.

00:44:31 That's right, honey, because we won't be able to hear, right?

00:44:34 Exactly.

00:44:36 You're so hilarious, George. You're so hilarious.

00:44:39 You're so sensitive, and I really appreciate you asking me

00:44:42 how I feel about all this,

00:44:44 especially since I'm the one who's going to be having the baby.

00:44:47 You're right.

00:44:51 How do you feel about it?

00:44:54 I know how old I am, George.

00:44:56 I've already been the mother of the bride.

00:44:59 But here I am, at the age I am, and I'm pregnant.

00:45:03 And, you know, I don't think that qualifies me

00:45:05 for the Guinness Book of Records, George.

00:45:08 So in answer to your question, I'm very happy.

00:45:13 I'm happy, and I'm feeling nervous,

00:45:16 and I'm just very much alone.

00:45:20 Well, anyway, goodbye, sweetie.

00:45:23 I've got to go. Yeah.

00:45:25 And thank you so much, Brian.

00:45:27 Thank you. Thank you.

00:45:30 [footsteps]

00:45:32 Do me a favor. Don't follow me, Banks.

00:45:39 No!

00:45:41 I went after her, but it didn't do much good.

00:45:52 I called her, but she refused to pick up the phone.

00:45:55 Calling me Banks was never a good sign.

00:45:59 Fortunately, my daughter was kind enough

00:46:02 to put her old man up for the night.

00:46:05 But I couldn't sleep.

00:46:18 I was worried I wouldn't have what it takes,

00:46:22 that I wouldn't be the same for the next one.

00:46:25 Hi. Can I meet you?

00:46:40 Yes. Okay.

00:46:42 Okay, give me a kiss. Give me a kiss.

00:46:44 I love you. I love you.

00:46:47 Bye, Daddy. I love you.

00:46:50 I love you, too, Mom.

00:46:52 I love you, too, Mom.

00:46:54 [car horn honks]

00:47:13 [indistinct chatter]

00:47:15 [engine starts]

00:47:17 [engine starts]

00:47:19 [dog barks]

00:47:24 My house.

00:47:32 My lighthouse. [laughs]

00:47:34 Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

00:47:44 Stop! Stop! Stop that car!

00:47:47 Stop it! Stop that! Hey! Stop!

00:47:50 Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!

00:47:54 Stop! Stop! Stop!

00:47:57 Stop!

00:47:59 [man on radio]

00:48:01 [man on radio]

00:48:03 You have a problem, George?

00:48:05 Mr. Habib, you didn't tell me you were gonna tear down the house.

00:48:08 [laughs] You didn't ask.

00:48:10 Well, I didn't ask because it just never entered my mind.

00:48:13 But since you obviously don't want the house, I have the perfect solution.

00:48:16 Sell the house back to me. I still have your check here in my wallet.

00:48:19 I never even cashed it. I don't think so, George.

00:48:22 See, I demolish house, build two in each place.

00:48:25 This a great piece of land.

00:48:27 Mr. Habib, this is not my piece of land.

00:48:31 This is my home, and I'm gonna be a father again,

00:48:35 and I don't want to bring my baby home from the hospital

00:48:38 to a condo on the beach.

00:48:40 I want to drive down that street.

00:48:43 And I want to pull into this driveway,

00:48:47 and I want to honk my horn, and I want to--

00:48:49 Habib, come on, para.

00:48:51 Yes, yes, okay, I know.

00:48:53 [coughs]

00:48:55 Mr. Habib, please.

00:48:57 You see this pathway?

00:48:59 I laid these bricks with my own two hands.

00:49:04 I planted this grass.

00:49:08 I--I built this fence.

00:49:13 I broke that window with a Frisbee!

00:49:17 I painted these shutters.

00:49:24 Don't bulldoze my memories, man.

00:49:27 I'm begging you.

00:49:29 Sell me back my home.

00:49:36 Oy.

00:49:38 For how much?

00:49:40 You want to make a profit on something you own for one day?

00:49:42 Yes.

00:49:45 Fine.

00:49:48 Will $5,000 do the trick?

00:49:50 [laughing]

00:49:54 George, just another day ago,

00:49:57 I turned down profit of $50,000 on lot.

00:50:00 Now, you want to double that,

00:50:03 I consider selling back.

00:50:05 You want me to take out a loan on something I own free and clear

00:50:08 just 24 hours ago?

00:50:10 Well, that is up to you, George.

00:50:12 Your path, your fence, your memories.

00:50:16 You don't know what you're asking, sir.

00:50:18 I am the cheapest man alive.

00:50:20 Then move aside, George, 'cause I going to level the place.

00:50:24 We go to work! Come, come! Go, go!

00:50:27 Commence to start!

00:50:33 Commence to start!

00:50:59 Stop! Stop it!

00:51:02 You win.

00:51:06 $100,000.

00:51:10 Very close shave, George.

00:51:13 Yes, make our place to the Habib Group.

00:51:15 Habib Group, Inc.

00:51:17 Inc.

00:51:18 Very good.

00:51:20 Welcome home, George.

00:51:22 Feels good to be back.

00:51:23 Well, I happy I could help.

00:51:25 Mr. Habib, just one last question.

00:51:27 Would you mind getting your wrecking ball off my lawn?

00:51:31 Oh, sure. Anything you say, George.

00:51:33 You're the boss.

00:51:35 Shabby ham here! We go move out!

00:51:38 That's right. I'm the boss!

00:51:40 So all you guys, get a move on!

00:51:42 Get that dump truck out of here!

00:51:44 And quit standing on my shutters!

00:51:46 And all of you guys, just pack up your stuff and hit the road!

00:51:49 And don't trample the pansies!

00:51:53 [laughing]

00:51:57 I'm home!

00:52:22 First thing I did was apologize to Nina.

00:52:25 That is not funny, George. I'm not going to listen to you.

00:52:28 Then I told her I bought the new baby a present.

00:52:31 [laughing]

00:52:33 That did it.

00:52:34 24 hours later, we moved back home.

00:52:37 George!

00:52:39 Before we knew it, it was spring.

00:52:43 Everything was in full bloom, including the women in my life.

00:52:48 Hello?

00:52:50 Oh, hi, honey.

00:52:52 Annie and Nina were in their second trimester.

00:52:55 There was no denying it now.

00:52:57 Stork was not only on his way, he was circling the neighborhood.

00:53:02 Still trying to redeem myself, I did the unthinkable.

00:53:09 I hired Frank to surprise the girls with a double baby shower.

00:53:14 It's a baby shower!

00:53:17 Oh! Look at the creams up there!

00:53:21 It was picture perfect.

00:53:24 Hopped off by two surprised guests flown in for the occasion all the way from Vienna.

00:53:29 [baby crying]

00:53:33 It's a stork!

00:53:35 After the shower, Nina was showing a few of her friends the new baby's room,

00:53:41 and Frank started giving decorating tips.

00:53:43 But this is what the seduced.

00:53:45 Firstly, it's a bit warm here, you know,

00:53:47 but I would do some pristine wonders, let the nut-sweet San Marino lights fill in.

00:53:52 Therefore, the third trimester in the Banks family began with a remodel

00:53:58 of what we now affectionately called the baby's suite.

00:54:02 I'll admit we got a little carried away, and it wasn't even all Frank's fault,

00:54:07 although God knows I tried to blame him.

00:54:10 Hey! Hey! Hey!

00:54:12 Nina and Annie were doing great, right on schedule and weighing in at 128 and 132 pounds respectively.

00:54:18 [screams]

00:54:20 We had everything you'd expect when you're expecting.

00:54:24 Leg cramps, back aches and cravings.

00:54:27 And the women were worse.

00:54:30 What we didn't expect one sleepy night was an unexpected visitor.

00:54:40 [door creaks]

00:54:42 Oh, hi, Dad.

00:54:48 You okay?

00:54:50 I'm fine.

00:54:52 Frank and I got in a fight.

00:54:55 I got angry and got in my car and didn't know where to go.

00:54:59 Did I wake Mom? No, no, no, she's asleep.

00:55:03 [soft music]

00:55:05 So, you wanna, you know...

00:55:15 Yeah, sure, I can talk about it. It's not, you know, it's fine.

00:55:18 If you don't want to, it's okay, 'cause I could just make up a sofa or something.

00:55:20 No, it's okay. Thanks.

00:55:22 Pretzel? No, thanks.

00:55:30 [sighs]

00:55:32 All right, here's what happened.

00:55:37 When I was leaving work today, my boss calls me in,

00:55:40 tells me what a great job I'm doing, and says I have as much promise

00:55:43 as anyone she's hired since she's been at the firm.

00:55:46 Then she said the great part.

00:55:48 She said that she's been asked to select one person from my level

00:55:50 to be part of a design team that's gonna design

00:55:52 the new Boston Museum of Contemporary Art, and she picked me.

00:55:55 That's fantastic. I know, I was completely thrilled.

00:55:58 Plus, to live in Boston. I love Boston.

00:56:01 You have to, um... Move to Boston, yeah.

00:56:04 I need to be there right after the baby's born, by October.

00:56:07 Uh-huh. I knew when they hired me

00:56:10 that this was a possibility one day, and Brian knew it, too,

00:56:12 but now, well, I rush home to tell him the news,

00:56:15 and as soon as I say the word "Boston," his face drops.

00:56:17 I mean, this is the kind of opportunity everybody dreams about,

00:56:20 and we're talking Massachusetts here, not Mars.

00:56:23 So, Brian doesn't want to go?

00:56:28 Well, he said that he understood that career-wise, it was great for me,

00:56:32 but with the baby coming, he figured I wouldn't want to go.

00:56:36 Which is... Ridiculous.

00:56:38 Right. It's like under that mellow '90s gap-ad exterior of his

00:56:43 beats the heart of a 1950s husband that just expects me

00:56:46 to take a backseat to his career.

00:56:48 You said that to him? Of course.

00:56:51 To which he said I was nuts, and that all he meant was that

00:56:55 with us having a new baby, it just seemed like a crazy time

00:56:58 to move to sub-zero weather in a city full of strangers,

00:57:01 and that I should think of you guys, and of his parents,

00:57:04 and of how moving so far away would be so hard on everyone.

00:57:07 Anyway, I knew if anybody would understand how I felt, it would be you.

00:57:12 You were the one that always told me to go for my dreams, never to settle.

00:57:16 Tell me, am I being unreasonable to want to go?

00:57:20 Because if you think I am, I won't go. I won't.

00:57:23 I won't.

00:57:25 Ann, you have to go. This is not the dark ages.

00:57:34 We'll still see each other all the time. You'll just be an airplane ride away.

00:57:38 That's exactly what I said.

00:57:40 And wasn't Brian the one who said you were a gifted architect

00:57:42 and would move anywhere you got a job? Yes.

00:57:44 And wouldn't you move for him if he was the one being offered the promotion?

00:57:47 In a minute.

00:57:49 Oh, gosh. That must be him.

00:57:52 [chuckles]

00:57:54 Hi.

00:58:05 Hi, Dad.

00:58:10 Uh, Annie, I realized that...

00:58:16 Did you tell your dad?

00:58:21 Sorry, George. I didn't mean to be so lame.

00:58:23 Hey, you guys go ahead. It's not up to me.

00:58:26 Okay. Annie, I realized after you left that if the same thing happened to me,

00:58:31 you'd come with me anytime, anywhere. I would.

00:58:35 So I want to do the same for you.

00:58:37 Honey, I am so sorry.

00:58:41 I just don't want you to ever resent me for this.

00:58:47 I can work out of Boston just as easily as I can work out of L.A.

00:58:51 And I don't want you to ever resent me. Ever.

00:58:54 Okay. So then we're going.

00:59:04 Okay.

00:59:06 Baby has hiccups.

00:59:09 You can't have that.

00:59:12 [crying]

00:59:14 As I watched the kids pull out of the driveway, I got an all-too-familiar pain in my gut.

00:59:28 The one I always got when I did something for one of the kids that fell under the heading of,

00:59:32 "I did it for their own good."

00:59:37 And then I thought about baby number three and 25 more years and moments like this.

00:59:43 And suddenly, I was tired.

01:00:04 We'll be able to do it again. I'm sure I can.

01:00:08 All right. If it swishes, no problem. Father of the year.

01:00:19 Not swishes! Just goes in!

01:00:26 Well!

01:00:28 [music]

01:00:30 Well, we made it to July.

01:00:39 The Farmers' Almanac said it was the hottest month L.A. had seen in over half a century.

01:00:44 Nina was four weeks from her due date, and Annie was two days past hers.

01:00:49 Power! Power!

01:00:51 Frank and his crew were working around the clock to have the baby's room ready by D-Day.

01:00:55 Life was hectic, especially once Annie moved in.

01:00:59 Brian was called to an emergency meeting in Japan,

01:01:01 and since Annie's doctor assured us that the baby was at least another week away,

01:01:05 Brian took the red-eye to Tokyo and left Annie in our care.

01:01:09 So there I was, living with two extremely pregnant women during the worst heat wave of the century.

01:01:15 Okay.

01:01:16 Annie and Nina dealt with the heat by adding extra air conditioners to the house,

01:01:19 turning our home into the only igloo in San Marino.

01:01:22 How we doing, girls?

01:01:23 Dad, would you mind adjusting the pillow behind my back?

01:01:26 Sure, sure.

01:01:27 Yeah.

01:01:28 George, George, drop that pillow up under my foot, would you please?

01:01:31 Here we go. Here we go.

01:01:32 Lemonade?

01:01:33 Thank you, yes.

01:01:34 Oh, and George, would you please scratch my left ankle?

01:01:38 My mission was to keep them calm and comfortable.

01:01:40 I tied their shoes, massaged their backs, painted their toenails,

01:01:43 and went to every imaginable takeout restaurant in the city.

01:01:47 Oh, oh, oh. Gotta go get dinner.

01:01:49 Annie, hold down the fort while I'm gone.

01:01:52 Okay, Dad.

01:01:53 George, turn the air conditioning up on your way out. It's stifling in here.

01:01:58 Oh, boy.

01:01:59 Now, you all have my beeper number just in case.

01:02:06 Shut the door.

01:02:11 So here we go. Dinner time. Dinner time.

01:02:16 All right. Thai noodles with chicken white meat only?

01:02:18 That's me.

01:02:19 Oh, yeah, Annie.

01:02:20 And let's see. Uh, taco frondes with rice noodles?

01:02:24 Yes.

01:02:25 All right. Uh, wax bagels and cream cheese.

01:02:29 Thanks, Dad.

01:02:30 All right. Now, where's Dad? Where's Dad?

01:02:35 As the days rolled by, and nothing happened, the tension mounted.

01:02:40 I found myself watching Annie as if she were a time bomb.

01:02:44 Ouch!

01:02:45 What?

01:02:46 Ouch.

01:02:47 Oh, you see it?

01:02:49 Hey, good work.

01:02:51 Oh.

01:02:52 That's 20 points.

01:02:54 Every night, we laid out our clothes so we could grab them in a hurry.

01:02:57 We were like firefighters, ready to jump at the first alarm.

01:03:00 I'm hot.

01:03:10 Good night.

01:03:12 Good night.

01:03:13 Good night.

01:03:14 It's about that time.

01:03:31 George.

01:03:32 Everybody, stay calm.

01:03:33 Okay.

01:03:34 Now, I've mapped out the various routes to the hospital.

01:03:37 We can, uh, oh, just, uh, what time is it?

01:03:39 It's, uh, all right, it's 1136.

01:03:41 All right, so that would be 1136, plan F, uh, route B.

01:03:47 We can be there in 17 minutes.

01:03:49 Annie, don't worry. We got everything under control.

01:03:52 What is this? What am I wearing?

01:03:55 My blouse.

01:03:58 Oh, my God.

01:04:08 What happened?

01:04:09 Sorry, false alarm.

01:04:11 Oh, my God.

01:04:12 All right.

01:04:13 That's okay.

01:04:14 That's not a big deal.

01:04:15 Don't worry about it.

01:04:16 We'll be back before you know it.

01:04:18 We got home just as the sun came up.

01:04:21 The girls fell right to sleep...

01:04:23 ...as I headed off to work.

01:04:27 Hello, it's fabric day.

01:04:32 Hello, George.

01:04:34 Pleasure to see you.

01:04:35 And oddly enough, knowing Frank was at the house made me feel better.

01:04:38 Although I have no idea what he did there all day.

01:04:41 Do the baby workout.

01:04:44 Make the baby sleep.

01:04:46 Oh, that's good. That's good.

01:04:49 Little tin soldier.

01:04:51 A bit tin soldier.

01:04:53 Right?

01:04:54 And now with an attitude.

01:04:56 Hello!

01:04:57 Who are you?

01:04:59 Get away!

01:05:00 I don't like what you say.

01:05:03 Now, legs up.

01:05:06 [Birds chirping]

01:05:08 Uh-oh.

01:05:32 Mom, Dad!

01:05:33 Plaguetto, what flavor?

01:05:35 No flavor. This is it.

01:05:37 Good. I didn't even get undressed this time.

01:05:39 Where's my chart?

01:05:41 George, don't forget the suitcase!

01:05:48 I won't!

01:05:49 Dad, keys!

01:05:54 [Door slams]

01:05:56 I think I can tell the difference between labor pains and indigestion.

01:06:07 Yeah.

01:06:08 I'm really sorry, Mom.

01:06:10 Really.

01:06:11 Mom.

01:06:13 I understand, honey.

01:06:14 You know, I think...

01:06:15 Oh, boy, I think I just gotta...

01:06:17 I'm gonna lie down here.

01:06:18 Just for a sec.

01:06:19 I'll meet you.

01:06:22 I'm gonna go catch a few winks before I...

01:06:24 Oh.

01:06:29 Dad, where have you been? I'm late for camp.

01:06:33 Camp?

01:06:34 Camp.

01:06:35 Come on!

01:06:36 At this point, I hadn't slept in 48 hours.

01:06:39 Have a good day at work, George.

01:06:41 Yeah, Dad. Good night.

01:06:44 [♪♪♪]

01:06:48 [♪♪♪]

01:06:51 [♪♪♪]

01:07:20 Hello! Puppet's home!

01:07:22 I've got a surprise for you, George.

01:07:24 I'm sorry I can't stay, George, but I...

01:07:27 [sneezes]

01:07:28 Whoops. I caught a cold from your house.

01:07:31 Come on, George. Hurry up, Kavika.

01:07:34 I'm too tired to Kavika.

01:07:36 Okay, George, this is it. The baby suit is finished.

01:07:39 Think of it, Bobby. After today, I'm out of your heart.

01:07:41 Did we come in on budget?

01:07:42 Close enough, George. Close enough.

01:07:44 Now close those eyes.

01:07:45 Oh, Frank, you're not gonna close your eyes.

01:07:47 Oh, don't "oh, Frank" me. You never once have any fun.

01:07:49 Now close those eyes.

01:07:51 Drumroll, if you please.

01:07:53 [imitates drumroll]

01:07:55 Okay, open up.

01:07:59 [♪♪♪]

01:08:02 Welcome to baby land.

01:08:18 It's beautiful.

01:08:20 Thank you, sir.

01:08:21 I mean, it's perfect.

01:08:23 Oh, well, coming from you, George Boggs,

01:08:26 that means a lot.

01:08:29 A lot.

01:08:31 A whole lot.

01:08:35 And here's the bill.

01:08:39 Just don't go nuts, George.

01:08:41 Just try to remember what you feel right at this moment, okay?

01:08:45 In fact, do me a favor. Maybe you'll open it after I leave.

01:08:48 That would be better.

01:08:50 George!

01:09:01 He's up here, and he loves it!

01:09:03 Oh, well, good. Honey, dinner's ready.

01:09:06 She cooked?

01:09:07 She wants to give you a break.

01:09:09 She's been cooking up a storm all day in that freezing Gichlan.

01:09:12 [chuckles]

01:09:13 What's the matter, George? You look a little pooped.

01:09:15 I haven't slept in three days.

01:09:17 I try to sleep at work, but I keep thinking any minute

01:09:19 one of them's gonna go into labor, and I just end up--

01:09:21 Totally wired. Trust me, I know the feeling.

01:09:24 And you know how I spare relief?

01:09:26 V-A-T-S-N-I-K.

01:09:28 V-A-T-S-N-I-K?

01:09:30 Varnik, the best sleeping pill in the whole wide world.

01:09:33 I swear by them.

01:09:35 Oh, no, no, no, I don't take sleeping pills.

01:09:37 Oh, George, you need your rust.

01:09:39 You do. What if they need you, and you're rocking into walls?

01:09:42 Look, I never take pills myself, but sometimes I need to rust.

01:09:46 So I take half out, and I close my eyes,

01:09:49 and I wake up a new man, refreshed and replenished,

01:09:52 and roaring to go.

01:09:54 Just enough to keep them. They're very mild.

01:09:56 Mild?

01:09:57 You'll thank me. You'll see.

01:09:59 George, prom, dinner!

01:10:01 On your way, Kavika!

01:10:03 I'm so happy that you like the room, George.

01:10:08 Sit next to me at dinner, okay?

01:10:11 [chuckles]

01:10:13 Hi, Dad. Hey, Maddy, how was camp?

01:10:32 Good. Ann, how you feeling?

01:10:34 Great, really energized. Brian's coming home tomorrow.

01:10:37 Don't think we'll see any action tonight?

01:10:39 I don't think so, Dad.

01:10:41 Hey, honey, how you feeling?

01:10:43 Oh, good, fine. Went to the doctor today.

01:10:45 Ann? Ann, right on schedule.

01:10:47 Three weeks.

01:10:49 Here goes.

01:10:51 Dad, what are you taking?

01:10:57 Well, Dad hadn't been sleeping so well lately,

01:10:59 so I thought I'd take a couple of very mild sleeping pills.

01:11:02 Please pass the rolls.

01:11:08 Thanks.

01:11:10 Dad?

01:11:12 What's he doing?

01:11:14 George! George!

01:11:16 I never saw anything like it. He said pass the rolls.

01:11:19 By the time I passed him, he was gone.

01:11:21 George!

01:11:22 George, I love you.

01:11:24 Oh, my God, George!

01:11:25 He's not dead, Mom. He just took two sleeping pills.

01:11:28 He took them both?

01:11:29 You gave him sleeping pills?

01:11:31 Well, he said he could not sleep, but that two was like...

01:11:34 Goodbye, George. See you next Thursday.

01:11:36 I don't think he would take the both.

01:11:38 Well, Thursdays, I took half of what Nick and Ima got.

01:11:41 He took them both in advance?

01:11:43 Not that way to me.

01:11:44 Then let's let him sleep.

01:11:46 Matthew, help me get him into the loft.

01:11:48 Can I help him some way?

01:11:49 You and Mommy then can do it.

01:11:50 On three, we lift, Matthew.

01:11:51 One, two, and we go.

01:11:53 George!

01:11:55 Drop that boy on me.

01:11:59 Am I moving?

01:12:00 Yes, you're moving.

01:12:02 Oh, dear.

01:12:03 Oh, oh.

01:12:04 Oh, darling!

01:12:05 Am I getting shorter?

01:12:06 Oh, no, second strength.

01:12:08 Up.

01:12:09 Okay.

01:12:10 Frank?

01:12:13 Yeah?

01:12:14 Is he breathing?

01:12:15 Yes, breathing and drooling.

01:12:16 Oh, honey.

01:12:17 Oh, dear.

01:12:18 There you go.

01:12:19 Oh, oh.

01:12:20 Mom, where are the spots, Nick, anyway?

01:12:22 I've never heard of it. Are they prescription?

01:12:24 Not yet. They're from my country.

01:12:25 They're not exactly legal, but trust me,

01:12:27 they're no funny side effects.

01:12:29 I've been taking them for years.

01:12:31 I know.

01:12:32 Okay, he's going to be fine.

01:12:34 Don't you worry.

01:12:35 Mom?

01:12:36 Well, if he's so fine, why are you taking his pulse?

01:12:38 Well, just to check it. Pulse oxalate.

01:12:40 See? He's fine.

01:12:41 He's going to sleep like a little lamb.

01:12:43 Okay.

01:12:44 George.

01:12:45 Nina!

01:12:46 What?

01:12:47 Mom, this is it.

01:12:48 I'm not kidding this time.

01:12:49 Are you sure?

01:12:50 Yes.

01:12:51 I'm going to have this baby tonight.

01:12:52 All right, Frank.

01:12:53 Frank, we need you to drive us to the hospital.

01:12:55 I'm too big to get behind the wheel.

01:12:57 Frank!

01:12:58 [speaking in foreign language]

01:13:00 Frank!

01:13:01 Frank, we need you.

01:13:02 Could you drive us to the hospital, Frank?

01:13:04 Huh?

01:13:05 Hmm.

01:13:06 Thank you.

01:13:07 The hospital, I'll drive you there.

01:13:09 Take the suitcase.

01:13:10 I'll be there in a moment.

01:13:11 Hurry up.

01:13:12 Ladies, not a worry.

01:13:13 We have no problem.

01:13:15 Good.

01:13:16 Then hurry.

01:13:17 Can I drive?

01:13:18 No.

01:13:19 George, wake up!

01:13:20 Please, wake up.

01:13:22 You're going to be the grandpapa.

01:13:24 Oh, George, don't do this.

01:13:26 I am not the husband.

01:13:27 I am not the father.

01:13:28 I'm not the 911 man.

01:13:29 Rise and shine, big white head man.

01:13:32 Oh, there we go.

01:13:34 All right, look at that.

01:13:36 Oh, OK.

01:13:37 [speaking in foreign language]

01:13:38 All right.

01:13:39 Now it's all narrow-clipped.

01:13:41 Right, left, right, left, left, right, right.

01:13:48 Oh, George.

01:13:51 Oh!

01:13:52 Oh, no.

01:13:54 Oh, George.

01:13:55 They're almost there.

01:13:57 And we move.

01:13:59 And running, standing.

01:14:03 [speaking in foreign language]

01:14:07 They're moving.

01:14:08 Moving, George.

01:14:09 Oh!

01:14:12 Gee, I changed the throne.

01:14:14 This is not the time to think about that.

01:14:16 Let's get the head.

01:14:19 [speaking in foreign language]

01:14:21 Follow me!

01:14:25 [speaking in foreign language]

01:14:28 Wrong!

01:14:35 Wrong way!

01:14:36 Right turn here.

01:14:41 Right.

01:14:42 [gasps]

01:14:43 How's the maintenance department doing?

01:14:48 I'm hanging in there.

01:14:49 Just hurry, please.

01:14:50 [gasps]

01:14:53 Oh!

01:14:54 Oh!

01:14:55 Oh!

01:14:56 George, get a hold of yourself.

01:14:58 Make a left here.

01:14:59 Left here!

01:15:00 All right.

01:15:01 [screams]

01:15:04 Hey, man.

01:15:17 What's with that face, huh?

01:15:19 Is that supposed to be me?

01:15:21 [laughing]

01:15:22 Hey, you got a problem, loser?

01:15:29 We have no problem with nobody.

01:15:31 Just leave us alone.

01:15:33 Leave you alone?

01:15:35 What are you, a tree?

01:15:37 [laughing]

01:15:38 Yes, I am.

01:15:39 That's very funny.

01:15:40 Ha, ha, ha.

01:15:41 You're obviously a commodity.

01:15:42 Very good.

01:15:43 Does nobody look at that?

01:15:45 Hey, that's a nice accent, man.

01:15:47 What planet are you from, huh?

01:15:49 What planet?

01:15:51 The planet of not wanting to die by a tripod shooting.

01:15:55 Lock the doors!

01:15:56 [speaking german]

01:15:57 [tires screeching]

01:15:58 [tires screeching]

01:15:59 [tires screeching]

01:16:00 [speaking german]

01:16:01 [tires screeching]

01:16:02 [tires screeching]

01:16:03 [tires screeching]

01:16:04 [tires screeching]

01:16:05 [tires screeching]

01:16:06 [tires screeching]

01:16:07 You're all right.

01:16:08 Now just breathe in and out.

01:16:10 Breathe slowly.

01:16:11 [inhales]

01:16:12 [exhales]

01:16:13 Yes, thank you, I did it.

01:16:15 I'm just not used to all these haram bosses.

01:16:18 She was talking to my sister.

01:16:20 Oh.

01:16:21 [dramatic music]

01:16:24 ♪ ♪

01:16:29 Oh, look who's walking all by himself.

01:16:33 Come here, George.

01:16:35 Oh, George, George, honey, it's really happening.

01:16:37 This is it, now, strong.

01:16:38 Yeah.

01:16:39 I'm gonna go upstairs with Annie to meet her doctor.

01:16:41 Sure.

01:16:42 I want you and Maddie to get George some coffee,

01:16:43 and then I'll meet you in the waiting room, all right?

01:16:45 All right, no problem, definitely.

01:16:46 I know.

01:16:47 I have the chair for the prostate exam, Mr. Lemish.

01:16:50 He'll be out in a sec, he's in the john.

01:16:52 [phone rings]

01:16:53 Oh, cursed emergency.

01:16:54 Slow down, slow down.

01:16:56 Oh, Mr. Lemish.

01:16:59 You all ready?

01:17:01 Oh, yeah.

01:17:02 We got the pregnant baby here.

01:17:04 Can we get the move on?

01:17:05 Got it, got it, got it.

01:17:06 You doing okay?

01:17:07 So the contractions are about five minutes apart.

01:17:09 Okay, hold on, Miss Cherry, it's gonna be--

01:17:11 You gonna need a chair, too?

01:17:13 No, no, I'm fine.

01:17:14 See you after.

01:17:15 Definitely.

01:17:16 Okay, keep breathing, you're gonna be just fine.

01:17:19 [gasps]

01:17:20 Achoo!

01:17:21 Where'd your father go?

01:17:22 I don't know, he was just here.

01:17:25 [dramatic music]

01:17:28 ♪ ♪

01:17:31 Bring him on in.

01:17:33 I'm ready.

01:17:35 ♪ ♪

01:17:40 Excuse me!

01:17:42 Do I know you?

01:17:44 I know you!

01:17:46 ♪ ♪

01:17:48 Come on, Annie, come on.

01:17:50 Keep breathing.

01:17:52 It's almost over.

01:17:53 Almost.

01:17:56 Okay, the worst is over.

01:17:58 Almost gone, honey.

01:18:01 You did it.

01:18:03 [sighs]

01:18:05 Doing real good, Ann.

01:18:06 Thanks.

01:18:08 Look who's back from the bay.

01:18:10 [chuckles]

01:18:12 Oh, hi.

01:18:13 Dad, you're up.

01:18:15 Like to or not, I got to go to the cafeteria

01:18:17 for some Coca-Cola.

01:18:19 You just--

01:18:23 How you doing?

01:18:24 Okay.

01:18:25 So far, so good.

01:18:26 We called Brian and he checked out of his hotel,

01:18:28 but nobody knows where he is.

01:18:30 And Dr. Brooks--

01:18:31 Wait a minute.

01:18:33 [exhales]

01:18:35 Go ahead and hang on.

01:18:37 Dr. Brooks' kid broke her arm at camp,

01:18:39 so we had to fly to Maine this morning.

01:18:41 So she's in Maine?

01:18:42 Yeah.

01:18:44 Hi, Annie.

01:18:45 I'm Dr. Eisenberg.

01:18:47 Hi.

01:18:48 Let's see how you're doing here, okay?

01:18:49 Okay.

01:18:50 I'll be filling in for Dr. Brooks today.

01:18:52 And you're Annie's--

01:18:54 Oh.

01:18:55 Parents, you're, uh--

01:18:56 You're--you're--you're--

01:18:57 You're going to, uh, actually, uh--

01:18:58 Yes, I am.

01:19:00 Annie, actually, everything looks real good here,

01:19:02 so I'm just going to check now

01:19:03 to see what kind of progress you're making, okay?

01:19:05 Okay.

01:19:06 We'll wait outside.

01:19:07 [chuckles]

01:19:08 Nina, this is--this is no good.

01:19:10 She looks younger than Annie.

01:19:11 Do you have any change?

01:19:12 No, George.

01:19:13 Anyway, Dr. Brooks said she's absolutely fantastic.

01:19:15 Nina, this is our daughter we're talking about.

01:19:17 What if something goes wrong?

01:19:18 I mean, how much experience could she have

01:19:20 six months out of medical school?

01:19:21 Do you see the name on her tag?

01:19:22 Megan.

01:19:23 Yeah.

01:19:24 There's no real doctor.

01:19:25 His name, Megan.

01:19:26 I mean, what--what--

01:19:27 How many babies could she have delivered?

01:19:28 Two?

01:19:29 Actually, 341.

01:19:30 Not counting the two I delivered this morning.

01:19:32 You can come back in now.

01:19:34 Well, thank you.

01:19:36 Annie's doing great.

01:19:37 Now, the contractions are still irregular,

01:19:39 but they're getting kind of intense,

01:19:41 so it could take just a few more hours.

01:19:43 So just, um--just a reminder now

01:19:46 to relax between contractions, okay?

01:19:48 You're going somewhere?

01:19:49 Oh, just down the hall, Mr. Banks.

01:19:50 Oh, hey, you're wearing sidekicks.

01:19:52 Oh, don't you love them?

01:19:53 They're all I wear.

01:19:54 Yeah, me too.

01:19:55 Yeah, well, they're the best.

01:19:56 [chuckles]

01:19:57 So when's your baby due, Mrs. Banks?

01:20:00 Uh, are you okay?

01:20:02 Oh, no, I feel fine.

01:20:03 It's just, uh, I have this funny pain.

01:20:05 It's kind of sharp.

01:20:06 Mm-hmm.

01:20:07 You're almost 40 weeks?

01:20:08 Mm-hmm.

01:20:09 Uh--uh-oh.

01:20:10 Here's another one.

01:20:11 Okay, let's go across the hall.

01:20:13 I'll see what's going on.

01:20:14 Oh, no, no, no.

01:20:15 Oh, no, I'm perfectly fine.

01:20:16 Really.

01:20:17 I'd feel much better, really,

01:20:18 if you let me take a look.

01:20:19 And--and Mr. Banks can stay with Annie.

01:20:20 Oh, I'll be right back.

01:20:22 Okay, don't worry.

01:20:23 Okay.

01:20:24 Honey, fine.

01:20:25 Mm-hmm.

01:20:26 Doctor seems pretty together.

01:20:30 She's young.

01:20:32 Well, so what?

01:20:33 So are you.

01:20:34 Doesn't mean you couldn't design a skyscraper.

01:20:35 [gasps]

01:20:36 All right.

01:20:37 All right.

01:20:38 Just tell me when it's over, will you?

01:20:40 Okay, you're doing great.

01:20:41 Just breathe in.

01:20:42 All right, now breathe out.

01:20:43 Breathe out.

01:20:44 I can't.

01:20:46 Okay, worst is over.

01:20:48 You sure?

01:20:49 Absolutely.

01:20:50 Coming down, way down.

01:20:51 It's almost over.

01:20:53 Down to nothing.

01:20:54 There, there, there.

01:20:55 Okay.

01:20:56 Okay.

01:20:57 I'm okay.

01:20:58 I'm okay, yeah.

01:20:59 That was short but horrible.

01:21:01 Annie, can I steal your dad for a second?

01:21:04 Yeah.

01:21:05 You hanging in there?

01:21:06 Mm-hmm.

01:21:07 Okay.

01:21:08 Save my seat.

01:21:15 I will.

01:21:16 Hurry.

01:21:17 Mr. Banks, your wife is in labor.

01:21:25 Very funny, where is she?

01:21:27 She's putting on a gown and getting hooked up to a fetal monitor.

01:21:29 No, no, no, no.

01:21:30 My daughter's in labor.

01:21:31 My son-in-law's not here and my wife is the solid one.

01:21:34 Are you sure we have a lot of false alarms in our family?

01:21:37 Her cervix is already dilated five centimeters.

01:21:39 Now, the way she's going,

01:21:41 your baby could be born before your grandchild.

01:21:43 Now, I'm okay.

01:21:44 I can handle this.

01:21:45 Can you?

01:21:46 Okay.

01:21:47 Why don't you go congratulate Mrs. Banks

01:21:48 and I'll check on Annie.

01:21:50 You know, it's pretty cool, actually.

01:21:52 If they both deliver before midnight,

01:21:54 they'll have the same birthday.

01:21:56 Dr. Eisenberg, these women are not going to be able to do it.

01:22:02 Women are my life.

01:22:05 I know.

01:22:07 Nice timing, I know.

01:22:20 How's Ann?

01:22:21 Well, she's doing good.

01:22:22 How about you?

01:22:23 Oh, George, I haven't packed my bag.

01:22:26 We haven't even practiced that Le Mans stuff yet.

01:22:28 It's just...

01:22:30 Oh.

01:22:33 You're having a contraction.

01:22:35 I know.

01:22:37 Yow.

01:22:39 Are you okay?

01:22:40 Mm.

01:22:43 Just promise me, promise me you'll stay with Annie, George.

01:22:46 She needs you.

01:22:47 You know I will.

01:22:48 Okay.

01:22:50 Nina.

01:22:51 What?

01:22:52 We're going to have a baby tonight.

01:22:55 I know.

01:22:57 Isn't that just amazing?

01:23:00 We haven't even locked in on any names yet.

01:23:06 Ah, okay.

01:23:07 Now, I was thinking, Megan if it's a girl,

01:23:10 and Frank if it's a boy.

01:23:12 Mm-hmm.

01:23:13 Frank Bonks.

01:23:14 He's got kind of a continental ring to it, don't you think?

01:23:17 Can't you see him walking around the house with his little ascot?

01:23:20 George, go check on Annie.

01:23:22 Tell her I'm fine, all right?

01:23:24 Oh, boy.

01:23:25 These contractions are really coming fast, honey.

01:23:28 But go, go, I'm fine.

01:23:30 And oh, check on Maddie, honey.

01:23:33 And George.

01:23:34 George.

01:23:37 I am sorry.

01:23:40 I don't know what I was going to say.

01:23:53 Okay, hang in there, just a little more.

01:23:56 Tough on you at that beach, huh?

01:23:58 Yeah.

01:23:59 Hey, I'll get the clothes for you.

01:24:01 Okay.

01:24:02 Yes, that's better.

01:24:03 Thanks, Dad.

01:24:04 How's Mom?

01:24:05 Well, she's-- you're not going to believe this.

01:24:07 She's not in labor.

01:24:09 She is, actually.

01:24:11 Oh, my God.

01:24:12 This is so nice.

01:24:14 More ice.

01:24:15 I'll get it.

01:24:16 No, no, no, I'll get it.

01:24:17 You just stay there.

01:24:18 Dad, you should--

01:24:19 Hold on.

01:24:20 I got you, I got you.

01:24:22 Go to Mom.

01:24:23 I'll be fine.

01:24:24 The ice man arrives.

01:24:26 Almost, almost, almost.

01:24:28 There we go, more ice.

01:24:30 Really, Dad, I can handle this now.

01:24:32 You stay with Mom.

01:24:33 Well, she did say she wanted some ice.

01:24:35 I could take this to her and be back in two seconds.

01:24:38 How about I find a doctor and get that an update here, okay?

01:24:41 It's red deck.

01:24:42 You just-- you just--

01:24:43 Don't worry, I'm not going anywhere.

01:24:45 Oh, that's very good.

01:24:47 Okay.

01:24:50 Frank.

01:24:52 I need you, buddy.

01:24:53 I'm here, buddy, anything, what?

01:24:55 Well, I need you to help me.

01:24:56 Can you hang in here with me?

01:24:57 Of course I will hang until I hear those babies cry.

01:25:00 I don't know what I'm doing,

01:25:02 but I'll keep doing that, you know that.

01:25:04 Well, I thought you could stay with Annie.

01:25:05 Good.

01:25:06 And then I could check on Nina.

01:25:07 Fine.

01:25:08 And then maybe we could switch.

01:25:09 Yeah, George, we're bonding here, aren't we?

01:25:13 I think we are, Frank.

01:25:15 Someone's buzzing me awful bad in here.

01:25:17 Go on, don't further.

01:25:19 I'm on the case.

01:25:22 Okay.

01:25:23 Oh, George, George, I think I'm almost there.

01:25:26 Yeah, Dad, don't go too far.

01:25:27 We may need you.

01:25:29 Dad?

01:25:31 Dad!

01:25:34 We're moving her into delivery.

01:25:36 Okay.

01:25:37 I'm ready.

01:25:38 Let's do it.

01:25:40 Dad.

01:25:42 Baby.

01:25:46 Answer.

01:25:51 What's going on?

01:25:53 What's wrong?

01:25:54 Nina, your contractions are really close together,

01:25:56 and the baby's just not handling it as well as we'd like.

01:25:59 The baby's heart rate has dropped.

01:26:01 Now, we're gonna watch it carefully,

01:26:02 and if it doesn't go back up in a couple of minutes,

01:26:04 I want to do a C-section and get the baby out.

01:26:07 Okay, George.

01:26:10 Mr. Banks, I'm concerned your wife's going to need

01:26:12 to be delivered in the next few minutes,

01:26:14 and she can't be in two places at once.

01:26:16 Right.

01:26:17 Everything's going beautifully with Annie.

01:26:18 Her labor's progressing very well.

01:26:20 I'd like to turn her over to the chief resident.

01:26:23 I have complete confidence in him.

01:26:25 I just feel that it's more important

01:26:26 that I stay with your wife.

01:26:28 Is that okay with you?

01:26:29 Yeah, fine.

01:26:30 If the baby's heart rate doesn't go up,

01:26:32 how long does it take to--

01:26:33 Once I get her in the operating room,

01:26:34 I can have the baby out in 60 seconds if I have to.

01:26:38 We're still okay.

01:26:41 We're in labor in room number four.

01:26:43 Dr. Wagner, my friend.

01:26:45 Dad!

01:26:56 Is Mom okay?

01:26:57 She's fine. Don't worry.

01:26:59 Hi, Annie.

01:27:00 Dr. Wagner.

01:27:01 Hold on. We're almost there.

01:27:03 Ryan!

01:27:08 Annie.

01:27:10 Oh, God.

01:27:12 Oh, he's the husband.

01:27:14 He is.

01:27:15 How'd you know we were here?

01:27:20 When I got to Mrs. Folk's house,

01:27:22 I saw the tray of uneaten lasagna.

01:27:24 I'm so glad I made it.

01:27:26 Me, too.

01:27:27 Slow down, kids.

01:27:29 This is our stop.

01:27:31 Dad, I...

01:27:38 I'm just gonna go.

01:27:40 Okay.

01:27:42 I don't see enough of an improvement, Nina.

01:27:51 Let's get you delivered.

01:27:53 Pat, we're on our way.

01:27:55 Okay.

01:27:56 Nina.

01:27:57 Oh, George.

01:27:59 What if she doesn't get the baby on time?

01:28:02 She will.

01:28:04 Excuse me.

01:28:06 Hey, you know what I was thinking about?

01:28:08 What?

01:28:09 I was thinking about our first date.

01:28:11 Oh, yeah.

01:28:12 The one you showed up an hour late for?

01:28:14 Oh.

01:28:15 Actually, I wasn't an hour late.

01:28:17 Yes, you were, George.

01:28:18 You showed up as I was pulling away from the restaurant.

01:28:21 Well, that's not exactly what happened.

01:28:24 Actually, I got there on time.

01:28:26 I told you this.

01:28:28 Never.

01:28:29 I didn't.

01:28:30 Remember, you told me I'd know you

01:28:34 because you'd be wearing that red turtleneck.

01:28:38 Oh, George.

01:28:39 And I just stood in the window,

01:28:42 and I watched you walk to that booth in the back.

01:28:46 And you were so incredibly beautiful.

01:28:49 I was afraid to go in, and I--

01:28:52 and I just stood there--

01:28:53 Excuse me.

01:28:54 Watching you sip your water and talk to the waiter,

01:28:58 and I just fell in love with you.

01:29:01 George.

01:29:06 When you left, I watched you get in your VW Bug,

01:29:11 and I saw your hair blowing out the side of the window.

01:29:15 And you started to drive off,

01:29:17 and I just got afraid I'd never see you again.

01:29:20 That's when I almost ran you over.

01:29:23 Thanks for telling me this, George.

01:29:29 Thanks for marrying me, Nina.

01:29:32 We're ready.

01:29:36 [door opens]

01:29:38 [music playing]

01:29:42 [music playing]

01:29:45 [music playing]

01:29:48 [music playing]

01:29:51 [music playing]

01:29:54 [music playing]

01:29:57 [music playing]

01:30:00 [music playing]

01:30:03 [music playing]

01:30:07 [music playing]

01:30:35 Dad, it's a boy.

01:30:37 We have a son.

01:30:39 How's Annie?

01:30:43 Perfect. She's just perfect.

01:30:45 He's so cute. Seven pounds, nine ounces.

01:30:49 How's Nina?

01:30:51 I'm still waiting.

01:30:52 Yeah.

01:30:53 Well, I guess I better get back.

01:30:55 Go.

01:30:56 OK.

01:30:57 It's wonderful.

01:30:59 Give Annie a kiss, honey.

01:31:01 I will.

01:31:02 I will.

01:31:05 [music playing]

01:31:08 I'm a grandfather.

01:31:13 Mr. Banks?

01:31:18 I have someone that I'd like you to meet.

01:31:33 Oh.

01:31:34 I love girls.

01:31:37 How's Nina?

01:31:38 She's excellent.

01:31:39 She did beautifully.

01:31:41 You're going nuts.

01:31:49 Was this the most beautiful baby ever born?

01:31:52 She's perfect.

01:31:54 Oh.

01:31:57 Would you tell Nina she has a grandson?

01:32:02 I will.

01:32:03 Congratulations.

01:32:05 And thanks.

01:32:07 My pleasure.

01:32:10 Hey.

01:32:16 Hey.

01:32:18 Hi, cutie.

01:32:20 Hi.

01:32:22 Dad.

01:32:29 You gotta see him.

01:32:31 Annie says he looks just like you.

01:32:34 Hey.

01:32:35 Hey, boy.

01:32:36 Oh, that's yours.

01:32:38 She's a daughter.

01:32:39 Oh, she's beautiful.

01:32:41 Hey.

01:32:42 Hey.

01:32:43 [music playing]

01:32:47 [music playing]

01:32:50 It was at that moment, with my daughter in one arm

01:33:04 and my grandson in the other, that I realized life isn't

01:33:08 going to get much better than this.

01:33:10 [music playing]

01:33:13 Oh, Mary.

01:33:14 Oh, Mary.

01:33:16 Hey, Dad.

01:33:17 Hey, Dad.

01:33:18 Oh, they are.

01:33:20 [music playing]

01:33:23 Before we knew it, two months had passed,

01:33:35 and it was time to say goodbye.

01:33:38 [music playing]

01:33:42 [music playing]

01:33:45 That's it.

01:33:51 Hi, Mom.

01:33:53 Oh, honey.

01:33:55 I'm not going to be a dad, OK?

01:33:57 I'll try.

01:33:58 Will you let me hug George goodbye, OK?

01:34:00 Please, can I?

01:34:01 Yeah.

01:34:02 Hi.

01:34:03 Hi.

01:34:04 Are you George?

01:34:05 Can I give you a hug?

01:34:06 Can I hold him?

01:34:07 Yeah, sure.

01:34:08 OK.

01:34:09 All right, Annie.

01:34:10 OK.

01:34:11 Two hands.

01:34:12 Two hands.

01:34:13 [meow]

01:34:16 Yes, good.

01:34:17 [laugh]

01:34:18 [meow]

01:34:20 Well, goodbye.

01:34:22 [laugh]

01:34:23 Bye.

01:34:24 I'll call you.

01:34:25 OK.

01:34:26 [music playing]

01:34:29 See you, George.

01:34:31 We'll call you.

01:34:32 [music playing]

01:34:35 Bye, Megan.

01:34:38 Call me, OK?

01:34:40 I may be your nephew's mother, but I'm still your big sister.

01:34:42 Call me.

01:34:43 [music playing]

01:34:46 Here, I got her a going away present.

01:34:51 Hey, well, good.

01:34:52 [music playing]

01:34:55 [laugh]

01:34:59 Thanks.

01:35:01 You better get going if you're going

01:35:03 to get to Phoenix before dark.

01:35:04 Yeah, we better.

01:35:07 OK, well, remember, if you're ever up for 3 AM feeding,

01:35:10 it'll be 6 in Boston.

01:35:11 So, you know, don't hesitate.

01:35:13 [music playing]

01:35:16 [baby crying]

01:35:19 [music playing]

01:35:22 Hey, wait a minute.

01:35:24 I haven't had a chance to kiss my grandson goodbye yet.

01:35:27 Hey, buddy.

01:35:28 [music playing]

01:35:31 I got you.

01:35:33 I got you.

01:35:35 Wear our name well, George.

01:35:36 Don't let the other kids tease you.

01:35:37 It's a good, solid name.

01:35:39 This last name's not Zinkman, is it?

01:35:41 No.

01:35:42 Oh, good.

01:35:43 Hm?

01:35:44 Oh, oh, he got me.

01:35:45 Ah, he got me.

01:35:46 Do it again.

01:35:47 Yeah, do it again.

01:35:48 Come on.

01:35:49 Oh, he got me.

01:35:51 Oh.

01:35:52 [music playing]

01:35:55 Hey, I got you.

01:35:57 I got you.

01:35:58 [music playing]

01:36:02 [music playing]

01:36:06 [sigh]

01:36:07 Well, I guess we gotta go.

01:36:09 [music playing]

01:36:13 Bye.

01:36:15 I'll take him, George.

01:36:17 There we go.

01:36:18 Bye, Maddie.

01:36:20 Be good.

01:36:21 Bye.

01:36:22 Bye, Mom.

01:36:23 Bye.

01:36:24 [music playing]

01:36:28 Don't forget to buckle your seat belt.

01:36:30 OK, Dad.

01:36:31 You too, Brian.

01:36:32 I will, Dad.

01:36:33 So we'll talk to you tonight.

01:36:34 And it's hard to see out the rear view,

01:36:35 so go slow and let people pass you.

01:36:37 We will, Dad.

01:36:40 OK.

01:36:41 Bye.

01:36:42 Bye.

01:36:43 Bye.

01:36:45 Take care.

01:36:46 [music playing]

01:36:50 [music playing]

01:36:54 Bye.

01:36:55 Bye.

01:36:56 Bye.

01:37:00 [music playing]

01:37:04 [music playing]

01:37:08 [music playing]

01:37:14 OK.

01:37:16 OK what?

01:37:17 OK, let's finish your science project.

01:37:20 It's not due till Thursday.

01:37:21 Let's get a jump on it then, huh?

01:37:23 [laughing]

01:37:26 [music playing]

01:37:31 [music playing]

01:37:36 [music playing]

01:37:41 [music playing]

01:37:46 [music playing]

01:37:53 [music playing]

01:37:58 [baby crying]

01:38:04 I don't look too old to be your father, do I?

01:38:07 [baby crying]

01:38:09 Hey, you're already laughing at me.

01:38:10 What took you so long?

01:38:12 Hey.

01:38:14 I bet you can't do this.

01:38:17 I can teach you that.

01:38:18 I can teach you all kinds of tricks.

01:38:20 How to pass behind your back, how to sink a shooting backwards.

01:38:24 I taught your big sister.

01:38:25 I can teach you.

01:38:26 Maggie, you want to see the court?

01:38:28 I don't think you've seen it yet.

01:38:29 We got lights and everything.

01:38:31 We can play at night, one on one, just you and me.

01:38:34 [music playing]

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