Aphmau
  • last year
Transcript
00:00 the boys in the yard they're not coming
00:02 you know what I know how to deal with
00:03 this let's make the sign bigger
00:06 all right let's just wait to wait let's
00:12 say over there
00:13 aphmau is looking for a boyfriend
00:17 oh no, Aphmau, Aphmau, I'm coming!
00:20 what? I date you!
00:24 what the huh? why are you a sheep?
00:26 reasons but I hear you're looking for a
00:29 date! shut up before Aaron hears if he
00:32 finds out that you're looking for a boyfriend
00:33 wow! she'll see that coming!
00:35 who is dating a phone guy? no one's dating me!
00:38 not yet!
00:42 listen I've been curious for a while now and I got to thinking
00:45 if I had to date someone on the server who should I date?
00:48 which is why I made a fun content!
00:51 what? I decided to find out who
00:54 Aphmau should date me and whoever gets the most hearts
00:57 will be the one! we really don't need to do all this!
01:00 I can't let this happen! I gotta play to save you Aphmau!
01:03 oh I'm in! well then let's go boys!
01:06 let me just flip this lever and... where?
01:09 welcome everyone to the first challenge
01:12 you guys will have two choices you jump from the platform to
01:15 make your choice now if you choose wrong
01:17 there may be consequences! alright!
01:19 this will be easy! but I'm going to ask you a few questions
01:21 so we have a pizza and a burger which one is my favorite?
01:24 make your choice! is this even really a challenge?
01:27 definitely pizza!
01:30 everyone's pizza! Aaron and Zane get a point!
01:33 nice! sweet huh? that's right! perfect!
01:36 good job boys! so obviously she's a fan of
01:39 barbecue burgers! should be obvious! so now the next one is
01:42 which of these do I love the most? go ahead and make your choice!
01:45 oh I know this! yeah you love cats!
01:48 yeah yeah definitely a doggo! nice!
01:51 I love them both! I didn't think that was an option!
01:54 we're alright! absolutely can't pick between either or!
01:57 but you like dogs more right? of course she does!
02:00 alright guys get back up here! the final question are you all ready?
02:03 which of these do I like more? diamond or gold?
02:06 wait wait wait that's way too easy! are you serious?
02:09 easy! I got it!
02:12 that's a lot of course it is! and I'm pretty sure this question was meant to kill you!
02:15 that was a trick question! looks like we have our two winners!
02:18 let's give back to the boys! does that mean you have to pick between me and Aaron?
02:22 oh come on you guys are both getting a heart it's perfectly fine!
02:25 and hot! alright come on guys let's go back to the boys!
02:28 oh are you sure you want to give a heart to someone who can't jump? that was just a taste of one of the many challenges!
02:32 and now we're going to put the hearts down! now you guys will be rewarded for how good you did and who got the most points!
02:37 I'm back I'm back what did I miss? so since Aaron did really good he gets one!
02:40 and I also saw Zane get full hearts so he gets one too!
02:43 but Aaron did give you guys the answer on that last one! that's right!
02:46 but I guess I did give you all the answers! hey by a millisecond!
02:50 but we're only just beginning! we gotta get this whole board filled!
02:53 and we're gonna find out which one of you should date me!
02:55 alright let's do it!
02:57 alright boys this challenge is going to test your flirting skills!
03:01 welcome to the stage!
03:03 now you guys have to win me over with your flirting skills!
03:06 whoever gets the best reaction from me is the winner!
03:09 now remember that's the best reaction not the worst!
03:12 here it goes easy peasy!
03:14 alright on stage here we go!
03:16 alright and I'm gonna go first so I can show you losers what true boyfriend skills are!
03:21 oh yeah let's see it!
03:23 oh Aphmau are you a block of dirt? because I dig you!
03:27 wait did you just call me a dirt?
03:29 no no no that's not what I meant!
03:31 it sounds like what you meant!
03:33 no no no I mean you're a gem in the dirt!
03:36 I'm still dirty?
03:37 what no you're nice!
03:39 you know what?
03:41 what happened?
03:43 I got a big head about you!
03:45 wait let me try again!
03:47 hey girl are you a creeper?
03:49 because you make my heart explode and make me lose my stuff!
03:52 wow you almost had it if you just stopped the line!
03:56 don't hit the button!
03:58 oh ok!
04:00 so you like gold?
04:03 it's pretty good you know for trashy!
04:06 there you go!
04:08 who's next?
04:09 I got this!
04:11 Aphmau are you a good builder?
04:13 want to build a relationship together?
04:15 that depends are you a bad builder?
04:17 I'm not too bad!
04:19 does that mean you expect me to build a foundation of our relationship?
04:21 oh yeah!
04:23 we're going to work as a team?
04:25 I can't believe this!
04:27 you know what Aphmau are you from the nether?
04:29 because you are so hot!
04:31 that's a good one!
04:33 would you date me if I was a piglin?
04:35 he's hesitating!
04:37 you said I'm ugly!
04:39 no no no!
04:41 how are you doing this?
04:43 you got some power that takes us and manages us!
04:47 and you are so powerful!
04:49 I'm trying to keep you on your toes!
04:51 that's part of the challenge!
04:53 ok!
04:55 time to be as smooth as leather!
04:57 because Aphmau I would totally date you if you were a cow!
04:59 I'm not a cow!
05:01 who's next?
05:03 back off!
05:05 alright let's see!
05:07 you light up my world like a redstone torch!
05:09 redstone torches don't really put out a lot of light!
05:11 but that's a pretty good thing on top!
05:13 thanks!
05:15 are you a hacker?
05:17 because you've hacked my heart!
05:19 I've hacked stuff before!
05:21 like trees!
05:23 tell me how you did it!
05:25 I can't tell you!
05:27 tell me!
05:29 I need to know now!
05:31 you're doing a great job at this!
05:33 I do have a lot of hacking mods!
05:35 I'm a criminal!
05:37 show me what you got!
05:39 do you want to be a criminal Zane?
05:41 it's fine!
05:43 dating is hard!
05:45 so is hacking but you still do it!
05:47 what a shame!
05:49 alright Aaron show us what you got!
05:51 well I always knew it was up to me!
05:53 well Aph do you want to go get a cheeseburger?
05:55 a cheeseburger? yes I do want to get a cheeseburger!
05:57 I love barbecue burgers!
05:59 I thought that was too easy!
06:01 what's your sign?
06:03 I'm a zebra!
06:05 how's your crystal collection going?
06:07 it's doing really good!
06:09 I got some quartz!
06:11 are you from the mines?
06:13 I think I found myself a gem!
06:15 how are you doing that so well?
06:17 because I listen to what she says you idiot!
06:19 who doesn't like food?
06:21 wait you're supposed to listen to your date?
06:23 come on watch this!
06:25 you need a kiss?
06:27 a french fry!
06:29 what's happening?
06:31 I think the girl is food!
06:33 it's a little more complicated than that!
06:35 look food is great!
06:37 Aaron you won!
06:39 why didn't you just come up with food?
06:41 you could have just came up with a cheeseburger!
06:43 take that idiot!
06:45 let's put this on the board!
06:47 I hope we do those things Aaron because if we don't
06:49 I'll be very mad!
06:51 even if you lose I want us to do that!
06:53 anyway congratulations Aaron!
06:55 you have got three hearts!
06:57 you guys have to catch up!
06:59 we have to set up for the next event!
07:01 let me go set it up real fast!
07:03 secrets what do you mean?
07:05 stop showing off lover boy!
07:07 alright ladies got your potions?
07:09 got them right here!
07:11 let's do this!
07:13 there you go!
07:15 you guys look great!
07:17 are you sure they won't be able to tell who we are?
07:19 trust me only I can see the little icons above your heads!
07:21 now walk together with me!
07:23 I totally would have had it if you guys didn't offer gold!
07:25 hey boys!
07:27 got a new game for you!
07:29 she's a witch!
07:31 wait!
07:33 wait!
07:35 now there's one for each of us!
07:37 wait!
07:39 like I said one for each of us!
07:41 oh thank you!
07:43 so this time I've got my ladies with me!
07:45 and you've got to figure out which one of us is the real Aphmau!
07:47 whoever guesses right first wins!
07:49 but how are we supposed to do that?
07:51 oh we'll just watch what we do
07:53 and try to figure out by the clues!
07:55 so let's just drop down a tree!
07:57 follow the one you think is the right one!
07:59 oh wait!
08:01 I guess I'll follow this one!
08:03 get out of the way!
08:05 hey Aphmau!
08:07 what do you think of that?
08:09 oh I can't don't blow my cover!
08:11 I have an idea for that!
08:13 what if I put down a cake?
08:15 right here!
08:17 hey Aphmau do you want any cake?
08:19 I love cake!
08:21 I don't know I don't think Aphmau likes cake that much!
08:23 hey Aphmau want a snack?
08:25 I brought some goodies!
08:27 help yourself!
08:29 hey Aphmau's!
08:31 I have some nice diamonds for you!
08:33 diamonds!
08:35 mama wants diamonds baby!
08:37 yeah!
08:39 oh wait wait wait
08:41 the real Aphmau would have known
08:43 that that was a trap!
08:45 exactly!
08:47 I'm going to say this is the real Aphmau!
08:49 no I had it too!
08:51 okay!
08:53 I got it!
08:55 if that wasn't you that jumped down the hole
08:57 then who?
08:59 oh oh!
09:01 oh oh!
09:03 while they're getting that started
09:05 I'm going to give Noi his head for guessing right!
09:07 oh I'm on the board!
09:09 just start the next game already!
09:11 I'm going to let this play out a little bit!
09:13 see how it goes!
09:15 okay boys!
09:17 I have set up a course for you consisting of three different stages!
09:19 now they're going to go fast
09:21 and I hope you guys can be speedy about it!
09:23 right!
09:25 so I need a-
09:27 well maybe!
09:29 basically I'm going to send you on a little bit of a fetch quest!
09:31 I need a bouquet of flowers
09:33 I need a box of chocolates
09:35 and I need a pretty dress!
09:37 so why do you need all of that?
09:39 well gifts are a good way to show that you care!
09:41 and make a perfect ideal boyfriend!
09:43 of course!
09:45 alright!
09:47 3, 2, 1,
09:49 get going!
09:51 let's do this!
09:53 oh cocoa beans!
09:55 oh it's you using your brain for cocoa beans!
09:57 easy peasy!
09:59 you only got that because I broke it!
10:01 he's doing knees!
10:03 you probably need about 8 of them!
10:05 watch out for Cupid's arrows Zane!
10:07 oh!
10:09 I'm going to use these arrows just to make sure you get hit with the arrow of love!
10:11 you didn't mention that!
10:13 oh!
10:15 nice dodge!
10:17 who's got a crack in their claw?
10:19 come on you've got this!
10:21 I only have 6 cocoa beans!
10:23 chocolate! got it!
10:25 you can move on to the next round!
10:27 I'm right behind him!
10:29 let's go! time's a wasting!
10:31 alright time for the next round!
10:33 I just got it!
10:35 come on Ian you got it!
10:37 I'm going to get flowers!
10:39 start gathering roses!
10:41 roses! flowers! flowers!
10:43 taking so much damage!
10:45 how many do we need?
10:47 I think about 9 roses!
10:49 how about that?
10:51 hey Zane you took my roses!
10:53 too bad so sad!
10:55 I got this!
10:57 come on guys you got it!
10:59 alrighty!
11:01 now you need to craft me a dress!
11:03 I was always looking for a dress!
11:05 these bees are so angry!
11:07 they're bees that's what they'll do!
11:09 bees! come on bees!
11:11 come on!
11:13 come on!
11:15 time's almost up!
11:17 3, 2, 1!
11:19 time's up!
11:21 got it!
11:23 let's see what you guys got!
11:25 I was trying to set the bees on fire!
11:27 my dress got a little hurt!
11:29 you got me on fire!
11:31 I put a lot of love and attention into it!
11:33 that's cute!
11:35 do you like my dress?
11:37 perfect!
11:39 I was missing the dazzling purple!
11:41 it's all that counts!
11:43 there's not a winner just yet everyone!
11:45 because now it's time for our date!
11:47 what date?
11:49 alright boys!
11:51 now it's your turn to be able to protect me!
11:53 no matter what!
11:55 now if we just grab a bow over here!
11:57 you can also grab some bows and arrows if you'd like!
11:59 okay then!
12:01 wait what are we protecting you from?
12:03 you're protecting me from other mobs who are trying to steal me for a date!
12:05 steal you from a date?
12:07 I guess we know who won't be winning this competition!
12:09 yeah I think someone isn't as good at fighting!
12:11 yeah sorry Noah!
12:13 who doesn't have hearts on the board Ian?
12:15 shut up!
12:17 I got a bow! let's go!
12:19 alright everyone in!
12:21 wait a minute you cheater!
12:23 alright let's speed up Zane so I can get in!
12:25 oh okay!
12:27 how come Zane gets to carry you first?
12:29 he's not carrying me I have my own bow!
12:31 now I'll clear the way for you!
12:33 come on let's get going guys!
12:35 that is not fair!
12:37 alright guys!
12:39 oh I guess those are the dating zombies!
12:41 let's do this!
12:43 I've got to get through!
12:45 I'll throw it!
12:47 looks like you're both Zane!
12:49 wow!
12:51 I'll take care of these bugs!
12:53 my bow broke too!
12:55 oh no this monster is going to date me!
12:57 there we go Ian looks like you can't protect that bow either! pity that!
12:59 whatever!
13:01 I'm coming!
13:03 I'm sorry guys!
13:05 I'm sorry!
13:07 I could have helped you more if they didn't crush my bow!
13:09 I guess it was a good thing I was here to watch your back!
13:11 the way should be clear for you!
13:13 thank you guys!
13:15 watch out Ian!
13:17 this is my bow!
13:19 come on!
13:21 look who's on a good date now!
13:23 get away Ian!
13:25 I'm dead!
13:27 you know what?
13:29 I guess I'm going to hold on with this!
13:31 oh my gosh!
13:33 we're keeping you safe!
13:35 stop taking out the competition!
13:37 that's it! game over!
13:39 alright guys this is the last event!
13:41 and I'm going to make this more interesting!
13:43 the points from the last event are doubled!
13:45 really?
13:47 yep!
13:49 so here's the fact!
13:51 Zane you made me a beautiful dress!
13:53 so you get two hearts!
13:55 great job on that!
13:57 Aaron you were the first to get all the roses!
13:59 yeah that's right!
14:01 Noite you were the first to get all the chocolates!
14:03 yes I understand!
14:05 we'll put this here!
14:07 and Aaron gets two for the roses!
14:09 and I get two as well!
14:11 I mean you did break my bow and kept throwing me in the water!
14:13 did you even think about me?
14:15 yeah you pretty much ruined the entire game!
14:17 I don't even know what to do with the roses!
14:19 so all through that!
14:21 I went through so many trials!
14:23 with alligators and everything!
14:25 and I don't get a single heart!
14:27 no!
14:29 I want a new date!
14:31 there's your date!
14:33 oh!
14:35 I'm staying back away!
14:37 you know what? I think this is a fun competition!
14:39 and it's clear Aaron is the winner!
14:41 I'm going to hold off on dating for right now!
14:43 wait what?
14:45 let me know if you want to date sometime!
14:47 I'll see you around!
14:49 you know what? I'm just going to go back and relax a little bit!