After years of estrangement, trans woman Davina Savage returns home for Christmas with her new boyfriend. Expecting her | dG1fQmVTYm1GR1VEMnM
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00:00 I hate Christmas.
00:02 Oh come on, it can't be that bad.
00:04 Is this turkey from that crappy corner store James?
00:09 I bet it wasn't.
00:12 Hi James.
00:14 Hey mate.
00:15 Merry fucking Christmas.
00:17 Merry Christmas mummy and daddy, ho ho ho.
00:20 Sorry I'm late.
00:22 What happened to your face?
00:23 Yeah, what happened to your face?
00:25 I'm gay.
00:26 Are you sure you're not Bruno Mars' hotter brother?
00:28 Three years hey? So you're now...
00:32 Davina. I've always been Davina.
00:36 I wanted to give you a call but...
00:40 How did you lose my number?
00:42 What?
00:43 Did you lose the house?
00:44 Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.
00:48 Turn it off!
00:49 No, no, no, no, hey!
00:51 What the fuck!
00:53 You!
00:54 You!
00:57 Why'd you do that?
00:58 Youse all have a dirty mind, the sweet potato can't help it.
01:01 Fallacies have no place at Christmas.
01:04 It's just a sweet potato.
01:06 Oh no.
01:07 Baby Jesus, not again!
01:11 Off you go.
01:13 Tis the season to be jolly.
01:16 You're so sloshed.
01:17 And then you punched my pudding.
01:19 Did he just take a massive shit?
01:23 Please help me, Jimmy, please, please.
01:25 Get your jaw out!
01:26 I'm sorry.
01:27 Enough!
01:28 Bloody hell, who are you?
01:29 I'm a friend of Jimmy's.
01:31 Jimmy owes me 20 grand.
01:33 We don't have any money.
01:34 We don't. I mean look at this cheap turkey.
01:37 You're James Savage.
01:39 So I'm living here in 20 minutes with 20k or...
01:44 No one is dying today.
01:46 Put the gun down.
01:55 Who the fuck are you?
01:57 I'm Santa Claus.
01:59 [BLANK_AUDIO]