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00:00 And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry.
00:03 The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song.
00:07 [humming]
00:09 ♪ There lived a man so long ago ♪
00:12 ♪ His memories, but faint ♪
00:14 ♪ Was not admired ♪
00:15 ♪ Did not inspire ♪
00:17 ♪ Like president or saint ♪
00:19 ♪ But people came from far and near ♪
00:21 ♪ With their afflicted pets ♪
00:24 ♪ For a special cure ♪
00:25 ♪ They knew for sure ♪
00:27 ♪ Wouldn't come from other vets ♪
00:29 ♪ Wow ♪
00:33 ♪ This is a song for your poor sick penguin ♪
00:37 ♪ He's got a fever, and his toes are blue ♪
00:40 ♪ But if I sing to your poor sick penguin ♪
00:44 ♪ He will feel better in a day or two ♪
00:48 ♪ Yodel-ay, yodel-ay, yodel-ay ♪
00:51 ♪ Yodel-ay, yodel-ay, yodel-ay-oo ♪
00:53 ♪ Yodel-ay, yodel-ay, yodel-ay-oo ♪
00:55 ♪ Yodely, yodely, yodel-a-yodely-yodely-oo ♪
00:57 ( music stops )
00:59 ( squeaks )
01:00 ( squeaks )
01:01 ( footsteps )
01:02 ♪ He's gone a little loopy ♪
01:04 ♪ In case you haven't hoid ♪
01:07 ♪ Here's a couple penicillin ♪
01:08 ♪ For your sickly arctic boid ♪
01:11 ( music stops )
01:12 ( squelches )
01:13 ( whooshes )
01:14 ♪ Mmm ♪
01:17 ♪ No skeptic could explain ♪
01:18 ♪ Just how Nor could one-off three-butt ♪
01:21 ♪ The wondrous deeds that went on ♪
01:23 ♪ In that little alpine hut ♪
01:26 ♪ Some would stand in silence ♪
01:28 ♪ While some just scratched their scalps ♪
01:30 ♪ For the curious ways of the yodeling ♪
01:32 ♪ Veterinarian of the Alps ♪
01:35 ♪ Whoa ♪
01:39 Good news on the penguin, Doc.
01:41 He's up and kicking.
01:42 ( music stops )
01:43 ( footsteps )
01:44 ( meows )
01:45 ( music starts )
01:46 ♪ This is a song ♪
01:48 ♪ For your pregnant kitty ♪
01:50 ♪ She's looking nauseous ♪
01:52 ♪ And a weak path through ♪
01:53 ♪ But if I sing ♪
01:55 ♪ For your pregnant kitty ♪
01:57 ♪ She will feel better ♪
01:59 ♪ In a day or two ♪
02:01 ♪ Yodel-ay-yodel-ay-yodel-ay-oo ♪
02:03 ♪ Yodel-ay-yodel-ay-yodel-ay-oo ♪
02:04 ♪ Yodel-ay-yodel-ay-yodel-ay-oo ♪
02:06 ♪ Yodel-ay-yodel-ay-yodel-ay-oo ♪
02:08 ( music stops )
02:09 ( snorts )
02:12 ( music starts )
02:13 ♪ Jump in your car ♪
02:14 ♪ Drive into the city ♪
02:16 ♪ Buy a jug of milk ♪
02:17 ♪ For your nauseated kitty ♪
02:19 ( music stops )
02:20 ( whooshes )
02:21 ♪ Mmm ♪
02:23 ♪ The practice grew ♪
02:25 ♪ Their profits flew ♪
02:26 ♪ Until one fateful day ♪
02:28 ♪ When the nurse who did assist the doc ♪
02:30 ♪ Asked for a raise in pay ♪
02:32 ♪ The doctor pondered this a while ♪
02:34 ♪ Sat back and scratched his scalp ♪
02:36 ♪ Then said ♪
02:38 ♪ "No way, Jose" ♪
02:40 ♪ To the nurse of the yodeling veterinarian of the Alps ♪
02:44 ♪ Whoa-oh ♪
02:47 ( kitten meowing )
02:48 Good news on the kitty, doc.
02:50 She's feeling great.
02:51 Six kittens.
02:52 Named one after you.
02:53 ( music starts )
02:54 ( cat meows )
02:57 ♪ This is a fung ♪
02:59 ♪ For your bear-chuffed teddy ♪
03:01 ♪ He looks uncomfy ♪
03:03 ♪ Think I'd be too ♪
03:05 ♪ But if I sing ♪
03:06 ♪ To your bear-chuffed teddy ♪
03:08 ♪ He will feel better ♪
03:10 ♪ In a day or two ♪
03:12 ♪ Yodel-ay-oo, yodel-ay-oo ♪
03:14 ♪ Yodel-ay-oo, yodel-ay-oo ♪
03:16 ♪ Yodel-ay-oo, yodel-ay-oo ♪
03:17 ♪ Yodel-ay-oo, yodel-ay-oo ♪
03:19 ( cat meows )
03:22 ( cat meows )
03:24 ( cat meows )
03:26 Oh, yeah, that'll wake.
03:28 He's good.
03:29 ( cat meows )
03:30 ♪ Yodel-ay-oo, yodel-ay-oo ♪
03:31 ♪ Yodel-ay-oo, yodel-ay-oo ♪
03:32 You should work.
03:33 ♪ Yodel-ay-oo, yodel-ay-oo ♪
03:34 ♪ Yodel-ay-oo, yodel-ay-oo ♪
03:36 ♪ Woo! ♪
03:37 ♪ Yodel-ay-oo ♪
03:38 ♪ Mm-hmm ♪
03:40 ♪ Now the moral of our story ♪
03:43 ♪ It's the point we hope we've made ♪
03:49 ♪ When you go a little loopy ♪
03:52 ♪ Better keep your nurse well paid ♪
03:56 ♪ Yodel-ay-ee, yodel-ay-oo ♪
03:59 ♪ Yodel-ay-lee-lee-lee-lee-lee-oo ♪
04:01 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, whoa! ♪
04:03 ♪ Some would stand in silence ♪
04:05 ♪ While some just scratched their scalps ♪
04:08 ♪ For the curious ways of the yodeling veterinarian ♪
04:13 ♪ Of the Alps! ♪
04:17 (upbeat music)
04:19 (barking)