An old Jewish baker struggles to keep his business afloat until his young Muslim apprentice accidentally drops cannabis | dG1fV1BBY3FvN1p6bFU
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00:00 Why do you want to work in a bakery?
00:03 Donuts. I love donuts.
00:05 Dad, look, you're a lining up shop. You should be taking it easy.
00:09 I'll take it easy when I'm dead.
00:11 We've been here two years. No one wants someone like me.
00:14 Help me go!
00:16 There's a job where I work.
00:17 Has he got any baking experience?
00:19 I made toast this morning.
00:20 Alright, a trial.
00:24 You're Muslim?
00:28 Yes. I thought you were just African.
00:30 We are African.
00:31 Well, do it somewhere else, will you?
00:33 I want MI5 knocking the door down.
00:35 Bloody hell. Clean it up, will you?
00:39 Man, I'm stuck in that bakery so long I don't have time to deal.
00:43 Why don't you just do both from the bakery?
00:46 I have a plan.
00:47 Did you replace Danny with a Muslim kid?
00:52 Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, don't bash it. Tough times.
00:57 They're very special. Gold and spread in the world.
01:02 You like Mohammed Baker?
01:07 Yeah, he did last week's batch.
01:09 I hope he has a gift.
01:10 You see them queues out there?
01:14 What do you want?
01:15 To buy you out, fair and square.
01:16 Not per se.
01:17 How long can you and some Ethiopian kid keep it up?
01:20 You know what cares about this place? It dies with you.
01:23 Hey, mister. I'm not from Ethiopia, I'm from Darfur. And I care.
01:28 If we increase our range, we'll attract more new customers.
01:31 Are you getting this from a book?
01:33 No, the internet.
01:34 Huh.
01:35 Is this your plan? Work my father into his grave?
01:37 This is a family business, and he is the only one who cares.
01:40 Croissant. Croissant.
01:45 Yeah, I think it's time to start living again.
01:48 [SPLAT]
01:49 [SCREAMING]
01:51 You still got it, Matt.
01:56 Am I still on trial?
02:02 Questions, questions. You're starting to sound like a Jew.
02:05 (upbeat music)