Based on the hilarious Gilbert and Sullivan classic H.M.S. Pinafore, U.S.S. Metaphor includes such characters as Captain | dG1fekc0UFZ6VmRINkU
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00:00 [ Music ]
00:05 >> My gathered crew, good morning.
00:08 >> Sir, good morning.
00:11 >> I hope you're all quite well.
00:13 >> Quite well, and you, sir?
00:16 >> I am in reasonable health.
00:18 I'm happy to meet you all once more.
00:23 >> You do us proud, sir.
00:27 [ Music ]
00:38 >> I am the captain of the battle corps.
00:41 >> And a right good captain too.
00:43 >> You're very, very good, and be it understood, I command a right good crew.
00:48 >> You're very, very good, and be it understood, he commands a right good crew.
00:53 >> I read it rather clear, if attracted to appear, it's a matter of diplomacy.
00:58 Take a shower, make it cold, I won't ask if I'm not told.
01:01 Just be never ever gay at sea.
01:04 >> What's never?
01:05 >> No, never.
01:07 >> What's never?
01:09 >> Hardly ever.
01:11 >> Hardly ever gay at sea.
01:14 [ Music ]
01:27 >> I do my best to satisfy you all.
01:30 >> And the few we're quite content.
01:32 >> You're exceedingly polite, and I think it's only right to return the compliment.
01:37 >> You're exceedingly polite, and he thinks it's only right to return the compliment.
01:42 >> Yes, speaking to the crew, I would rather give a clue to my personal proclivity.
01:47 But one thing I'm sure that my secret is secure, because I never ever gay at sea.
01:53 >> What's never?
01:55 >> No, never.
01:56 >> What's never?
01:58 >> Hardly ever.
02:00 >> Hardly ever gay at sea.
02:03 >> Then give three cheers and one cheer more for the causative captain of the battle corps.
02:08 Give three cheers and one cheer more for the capital letter four.
02:14 [ Music ]
02:19 [ Applause ]