Incensed by the tabloid culture which celebrates it, the L.A. Slasher publicly abducts a series of reality TV stars, whi | dG1fMURJTnRwallua3c
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00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:02 [BABY CRYING]
00:04 [CHEERING]
00:06 Driver!
00:07 This is only going to take a minute.
00:09 Hey, buddy!
00:10 I got a red carpet, got some babes in the back.
00:13 Move your pieces!
00:14 [SCREAMING]
00:17 LA Slasher has claimed responsibility
00:19 for the violent attack by posting a video online.
00:22 [SCREAMING]
00:24 It's like he's trying to get rid of anybody who just wants
00:27 to be famous for five minutes and has no real talent.
00:31 This party sucks.
00:33 What if the Slasher showed up tonight?
00:36 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:39 [SCREAMING]
00:40 Do you see a direct link between the victims?
00:42 Yeah, they're all hot.
00:43 Reality TV is no longer real.
00:45 This is real.
00:46 Yeah, he's really killing people.
00:48 LA Slasher is no joke.
00:51 [SCREAMING]
00:54 Ladies and douchebags.
00:56 Thanks for joining me.
00:57 We all know you're not famous for your talents,
01:00 but let's see if there's a brain beneath all that pink.
01:05 Mommy and daddy's money can't save me now.
01:10 You must think money is just a big party.
01:14 Come on, baby!
01:15 Help me!
01:16 Help me!
01:18 [SCREAMING]
01:21 [SCREAMING]
01:24 If you don't watch, she dies.
01:27 Yo, can we run that tape again?
01:29 That chick was hot.
01:30 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:33 We're the big cats.
01:41 If we do this, we're going to do this my way.
01:43 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:53 Maybe I wish the slasher would come for me.
01:55 Aw, sweetie, you're not famous enough to be abducted.
01:58 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:01 [BLANK_AUDIO]