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00:00 [silence]
00:04 You must know your enemy. He's ruthless, he's cunning.
00:07 His aim is to destroy you.
00:10 He comes from a people who for centuries has cultivated the art of confusing, dividing, and ruling his opponents.
00:17 The enemy is English.
00:19 [music]
00:20 David Niven is Dr. Jason Love, the acting temporary special agent,
00:26 who just doesn't know who his contact is in Rome.
00:29 He just doesn't know where the spies are.
00:32 [music]
00:33 David Niven is Dr. Jason Love, who thought MI6 was joking.
00:38 Look at this joke pen. Fires a Novocaine dart 15 yards.
00:43 Take a look at this do-it-yourself spy kit.
00:47 I've got enough drugs here to kill half the population of Lebanon.
00:50 What do I need this stuff for?
00:51 Having them helps psychologically.
00:53 So long as it's clearly understood that I'm not a cross between Superman and the spy in black.
00:57 Yes, well I do hope you're not because that kind of exhibitionism always ends in tragedy.
01:01 [music]
01:05 You really, doctor?
01:07 Certainly.
01:08 I'm glad I'm not one of your patients.
01:10 Francoise Dorliac as the cover girl, who should have stayed undercover.
01:15 [music]
01:18 [music]
01:20 [music]
01:22 [music]
01:24 [music]
01:26 [music]
01:31 David Niven is the country doctor who was taken for a ride at the government's expense.
01:38 His itinerary was interesting.
01:40 The romantic rendezvous in Rome was the first stop.
01:43 See how good I'd be under torture.
01:45 And should have been the last.
01:47 [music]
01:51 In beautiful Beirut, he was a welcome traveler.
01:54 I will give you three to come out.
01:56 Otherwise I will kill you as you stand.
01:58 Just as long as he kept traveling.
02:01 His Russian colleagues were very anxious too, for him to cooperate.
02:06 We do not have to handle you with time-wasting delicacy, doctor.
02:10 It is of no consequence to anyone if your bruises show.
02:13 [music]
02:15 [music]
02:17 [music]
02:19 [music]
02:21 [music]
02:23 [music]
02:25 [music]
02:27 You're the doctor.
02:29 Thank heaven.
02:30 How?
02:31 You're not a patient.
02:33 [music]
02:47 You may be a good doctor.
02:50 But you're the world's worst spy.
02:53 [BLANK_AUDIO]