THIS MIGHT BE GAME OF THE YEAR!! _ Spider-Man 2 First Hours (Part 1)

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00:03:28 - Hello, wonderful people.

00:03:31 - Yes.

00:03:32 - We are here to play "Spider-Man 2".

00:03:34 Now, first things first,

00:03:35 we haven't streamed in like two weeks.

00:03:38 Is everything working?

00:03:40 Can y'all hear me?

00:03:42 - Thanks for the sub, Milly.

00:03:44 - Y'all can hear me?

00:03:46 Okay, good.

00:03:47 So first thing I wanna address,

00:03:49 I know this shirt's big as hell.

00:03:50 There's two reasons for that.

00:03:52 Number one, this is an Echo shirt from like 2002.

00:03:56 It's in perfect condition.

00:03:57 Don't ask me how I kept it in such great condition,

00:03:59 but it feels wonderful.

00:04:00 It feels like it's silk.

00:04:01 It's a Spider-Man shirt.

00:04:03 I'll show it off.

00:04:04 There we go.

00:04:05 The Spider-Man.

00:04:06 - No, turn around.

00:04:07 - Oh, hang on.

00:04:09 And it got my ass all on the...

00:04:13 - Yeah.

00:04:14 - Yeah.

00:04:15 - ASMR, butt cheeks.

00:04:17 - It's like Goblin and Spider-Man on the back.

00:04:21 So I pulled it out.

00:04:23 But that's the first reason.

00:04:25 The second reason is that back when this came out,

00:04:28 everybody was wearing super baggy clothes.

00:04:30 So it's much bigger than it needs to be to fit me.

00:04:32 And it's gonna go right back in the closet

00:04:34 where it belongs once I'm done with this stream.

00:04:35 So we are going to start tonight

00:04:39 by unboxing this 19 inches of Venom.

00:04:44 The box came earlier today.

00:04:45 I was gonna do a separate unboxing video,

00:04:47 and I was like, nah, we're gonna do it on stream.

00:04:51 So I opened the box, of course,

00:04:52 to get the code to download the game.

00:04:54 But then I didn't lift the top off

00:04:57 to see what the Venom looked like.

00:04:58 So let's go ahead and do that now.

00:05:01 (grunts)

00:05:06 - Yeah, lil' ass.

00:05:07 - So it came in another box.

00:05:10 It's a box within a box,

00:05:12 but the other box is downstairs, right?

00:05:14 So it's all good.

00:05:16 Let's go ahead and open this up.

00:05:18 I'm gonna like...

00:05:19 - It was crawling on me.

00:05:24 - It's not an ant.

00:05:25 It was a spider, because we're playing Spider-Man.

00:05:28 Just rock with it.

00:05:29 Just go along with it.

00:05:31 Just go along with it.

00:05:32 - No, 'cause the spider's so much worse.

00:05:34 I would've been up out the stairs.

00:05:35 - What if it was a roach?

00:05:36 You would've just told the stream that we had roaches?

00:05:38 - No.

00:05:38 - You would've said it was a spider if it was a roach?

00:05:40 - But an ant is way smaller than a spider.

00:05:42 So you wanna tell them we got spiders?

00:05:44 - It's sure a, a boat's just a boat,

00:05:46 but a mystery box.

00:05:47 That could be anything.

00:05:48 It could even be a boat.

00:05:51 All right, I'm trying to get the box.

00:05:53 All right.

00:05:54 So, the first thing we had,

00:05:58 they gave me a case for the game

00:05:59 that did not come physically.

00:06:01 But it's pretty dope.

00:06:04 You guys can see it.

00:06:05 There we go.

00:06:06 That's the front of it.

00:06:07 Is it in focus?

00:06:09 There we go.

00:06:11 That light is reflecting on it crazy.

00:06:13 So, that's the front.

00:06:15 Nothing really serious on the back.

00:06:17 But,

00:06:18 and then it's like, it's like, reversible?

00:06:22 No, it's not reversible.

00:06:23 I'm an idiot.

00:06:23 It's a tin.

00:06:24 But on the inside, it got the, the,

00:06:26 the symbiote shit.

00:06:27 What happened?

00:06:28 - I sniffed it 'cause I thought it smelled like something.

00:06:30 It smelled like--

00:06:31 - It smelled like box?

00:06:33 - No, like strong, like a paint smell.

00:06:36 - Yeah?

00:06:37 Hang on.

00:06:38 All right, and now, the moment you've all been waiting for,

00:06:40 the moment I've been waiting for,

00:06:41 watch this thing be wrapped up

00:06:42 in like a million layers of plastic.

00:06:44 ASMR.

00:06:52 Do y'all like that?

00:06:53 Does that turn any y'all on?

00:06:55 Or y'all want me to stop?

00:06:57 He said, "Ayo, chill."

00:06:58 - Crinkle, crinkle.

00:06:59 - Okay.

00:07:00 - Listen, you can't talk to me about crinkling ever again.

00:07:05 I'm screaming.

00:07:06 (Gene groans)

00:07:07 With the amount of--

00:07:08 - That, look at the gems.

00:07:09 - 19 inches of venom.

00:07:12 Hang on.

00:07:12 So, this is, it's not, it's not complete

00:07:16 because Spider-Man's over here.

00:07:21 Is he like, how does this work?

00:07:24 - Right there.

00:07:25 - Nah, this don't make no sense.

00:07:26 - It do.

00:07:27 - It doesn't.

00:07:29 - He was chewing.

00:07:29 - Huh-oh.

00:07:31 - The way you had it, you felt like--

00:07:32 - You know what?

00:07:33 Chat, what is the number one thing I don't do

00:07:37 when I play video games?

00:07:38 - You don't read.

00:07:39 - I don't read.

00:07:41 And there's literal instructions right here,

00:07:44 picture instructions, and I threw it to the side

00:07:46 'cause I was like, "I don't need that."

00:07:47 Hang on.

00:07:48 See, there's a whole 'nother piece

00:07:50 that's in the box that I need.

00:07:52 Hang on.

00:07:53 The Roshi doesn't read lore continues.

00:07:58 See, here it is, it's the web.

00:08:00 It's Spider-Man's web, and then it attaches

00:08:02 to his shoulder, right?

00:08:03 You feel me?

00:08:05 You feel me?

00:08:06 Hang on.

00:08:07 - Thanks for the subs.

00:08:08 - Hang on.

00:08:09 Hang on, we gonna get this right.

00:08:10 - And thank you for the donuts, Wakanda Frappuccinos.

00:08:14 - So, where does this go?

00:08:16 Does this go, okay.

00:08:17 This goes right here.

00:08:19 Boom, just like that.

00:08:21 Oh, snap, and then it slides.

00:08:23 It's, oh yeah.

00:08:24 There we go.

00:08:29 And now, there we go.

00:08:31 Now it's complete.

00:08:33 That is epic.

00:08:34 - I'll do better on the ends.

00:08:35 - Look at that.

00:08:35 - 'Cause he is caked.

00:08:37 Yacht.

00:08:38 - You gonna see that?

00:08:39 - You don't miss leg day.

00:08:40 - You gonna see that?

00:08:42 - Yeah.

00:08:42 (laughing)

00:08:45 - This is tough.

00:08:47 Now I need to find a dope space to put,

00:08:50 I hope my stream don't get clapped

00:08:52 'cause of what I just did.

00:08:54 But I think this is magnificent.

00:08:58 I need an amazing place to put this.

00:09:02 So, all right, I'm gonna put this box down

00:09:05 'cause this box is going in the trash.

00:09:08 Because as an adult, I've learned,

00:09:10 I don't care to keep boxes for things anymore.

00:09:12 I don't plan on selling things.

00:09:13 - You just said show the go-jo bucket.

00:09:15 - Oh, I'm about to show the go-jo bucket

00:09:16 'cause I knew I was gonna wanna see that too.

00:09:17 - The one that you thought almost left on the plane.

00:09:20 - Oh yeah, Shira almost made my entire trip

00:09:22 to Japan pointless because she almost left

00:09:24 my go-jo bucket on the plane.

00:09:27 And if you're wondering, Roshi, you only went to Japan

00:09:29 because you wanted the go-jo bucket?

00:09:30 Yes.

00:09:31 So, let's show this off.

00:09:34 This, my friends, is a popcorn bucket.

00:09:38 It's exclusive to Universal Studios Japan.

00:09:44 Like, this is crazy.

00:09:46 It was 45 bucks.

00:09:48 They had this.

00:09:49 They also had like a Yuji drink box.

00:09:52 It was like plastic.

00:09:53 And I didn't want that one, though.

00:09:56 I didn't think that was dope.

00:09:57 But then they have all kinds of crazy popcorn buckets,

00:09:59 like Mario.

00:10:00 They have one that's like a Mario in a cart.

00:10:03 They have the Mario star.

00:10:04 They have Minions popcorn buckets.

00:10:06 And if you're wondering, where the hell does the popcorn go?

00:10:08 - It goes in the bag.

00:10:09 - On the top, you pop the top, right?

00:10:12 I'm never using this shit for popcorn, by the way.

00:10:14 This is just for collectors and display purposes only.

00:10:17 You pop the lid on it, and then the popcorn goes in there.

00:10:21 So, it's actually behind the go-jo.

00:10:24 So, it's like his infinity is keeping the popcorn

00:10:27 from touching him, which is pretty cool.

00:10:29 It's keeping the popcorn and the flames from touching it.

00:10:30 It's high quality.

00:10:32 It's like plastic.

00:10:33 And it comes with this, like,

00:10:34 you can wear it like a little bag or whatever.

00:10:38 I was making jokes with Tasha.

00:10:39 I was saying I was gonna put some juice in this bitch

00:10:42 and just drink out of it.

00:10:42 - Juice.

00:10:44 - I'm like an idiot, but yeah, pretty dope.

00:10:46 - Somebody literally said before you said that,

00:10:47 "Wait, fill it out with some Dr. Pepper."

00:10:49 - All right.

00:10:50 If you're interested in getting one,

00:10:52 you could probably, there's probably people selling it

00:10:55 online, to be honest, but they have a ton of them.

00:10:58 But it's only gonna be as long as they have

00:11:00 the Jujutsu Kaisen 4D thing, the 4D show.

00:11:05 So, yeah, that's that.

00:11:07 Are you guys ready to hear some Spider-Man?

00:11:12 Can I hear some Spider-Man?

00:11:13 Are you guys ready to see some Spider-Man?

00:11:15 - Oh, I missed some stuff.

00:11:17 - Hang on, hang on, wait, no, before you do that.

00:11:19 - You can't hear that.

00:11:20 - Because it's somebody's birthday.

00:11:21 I said, are you guys ready to see us play some Spider-Man?

00:11:24 - We didn't talk about birthdays.

00:11:26 - Okay, there we go.

00:11:30 Okay.

00:11:31 - I was gonna talk about the subs.

00:11:32 I wasn't gonna talk about birthdays.

00:11:34 Thank you for the sub, Altron.

00:11:36 Thank you for the big disaster.

00:11:37 - Yeah, we keepin' the chat waitin'.

00:11:39 There's like a million people in here.

00:11:40 - Thanks for the sub, Alejandro.

00:11:42 Mind giving me a copy of that collector's edition.

00:11:44 Thanks for the sub, Lady Fire, Legion, Puffins.

00:11:50 That shirt is so clean, having to see all that.

00:11:52 - It is clean and it's big as hell.

00:11:53 It looks like a trash bag on me.

00:11:55 - Thanks for the sub, Blastine.

00:11:56 - I feel like I should be wearing a fitted hat with this.

00:11:58 - Aizen Salma, Shine Ray Sean,

00:12:01 East Bay Nick, Millie the Bean,

00:12:05 and Cute Mafia Cats.

00:12:08 - Thank y'all so much.

00:12:09 (explosion)

00:12:10 - And Pimped Out Butterfly.

00:12:11 - Thank y'all so much.

00:12:12 Can y'all hear the game?

00:12:15 - And we had some donos.

00:12:17 - Can y'all hear the game?

00:12:18 - And we dono balled.

00:12:19 I went to Japan in April for two weeks.

00:12:20 How hard is it to navigate public transport?

00:12:22 - It is not hard at all.

00:12:23 It's not hard at all.

00:12:24 Use Google Maps.

00:12:25 Google Maps tell you everywhere to go.

00:12:26 Tell you what stop to get off at.

00:12:28 If you're in Tokyo, the trains announce the stops

00:12:30 in Japanese and English.

00:12:31 You can't get lost.

00:12:32 - Yeah.

00:12:33 - You can't mess up.

00:12:34 - Much love to you all.

00:12:35 - All right, we're gonna jump into this.

00:12:37 We're gonna be--

00:12:38 ♪ Thank you for the subs ♪

00:12:39 ♪ Thank you for the subs ♪

00:12:40 ♪ Thank you for the subs ♪

00:12:41 ♪ Thank you for the subs ♪

00:12:42 - I've heard the first hour of this is crazy.

00:12:44 So we're gonna be locked in.

00:12:44 So sorry if we don't--

00:12:46 - Respond right away.

00:12:47 - Respond right away.

00:12:48 So let's get it.

00:12:50 Watch this shit need an update.

00:12:52 I'm so hype.

00:12:54 So hype.

00:12:58 Let me turn this up in my phone.

00:12:59 - Never mobs us.

00:13:01 Never.

00:13:01 And they get good bits.

00:13:03 (dramatic music)

00:13:09 (sighs)

00:13:11 - Oh, by the way.

00:13:16 - 'Cause I don't want--

00:13:19 - Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on.

00:13:22 Oh damn.

00:13:23 Well, my camera zoom's not gonna work tonight.

00:13:25 Unless.

00:13:26 - No, I don't, Rainnator.

00:13:34 - Hang on real quick, y'all.

00:13:38 (dramatic music)

00:13:41 Yeah, this shit went to this monitor over here.

00:13:49 What if I don't like--

00:13:50 - Thank you, Jada.

00:13:51 - Bruh.

00:13:58 - Oh wow, thank you so much,

00:14:00 Queef Collector.

00:14:02 - What? - For the donut.

00:14:03 - Oh, thank you, Queef Collector for the donut.

00:14:05 We about to get into this.

00:14:06 - Thank you for the donut, Way of Woe.

00:14:08 (dramatic music)

00:14:10 - All right, so this shit just don't wanna--

00:14:13 - And thanks for the sub, Rex.

00:14:14 - All right, I give up.

00:14:20 I give up, it doesn't matter.

00:14:21 I actually just beat Miles Morales

00:14:24 like at four in the morning.

00:14:26 I had it for like, since the day it came out

00:14:30 and then life got in the way,

00:14:32 and I never played it until like,

00:14:34 the week before we left Japan

00:14:35 and I finished it last night.

00:14:37 So is this?

00:14:38 - Thank you for the good sub, Brover the Virgin.

00:14:43 - Friendly Neighborhood is, oh, oh, okay.

00:14:48 Okay, we just gonna keep it on amazing.

00:14:51 - Somebody said something about music being copyrighted.

00:14:56 Check the settings.

00:14:57 - Audio.

00:15:07 (mouse clicking)

00:15:10 - Controller speaker mode, just turn that off

00:15:14 'cause I'm not gonna hear it.

00:15:15 - Somebody said change the visual settings

00:15:16 to 60 frames per second.

00:15:17 - Absolutely, I'm playing in performance mode.

00:15:20 Are you kidding me?

00:15:21 Are you kidding me?

00:15:22 Hang on.

00:15:23 Who said to, wait, what?

00:15:26 Who's talking about the?

00:15:34 - They said make sure stream music is on.

00:15:36 - But like, where's?

00:15:44 - Streamer mode.

00:15:45 - Where's that at?

00:15:46 All settings.

00:15:49 - And somebody said save regularly.

00:15:51 I'm Dante, lost all seven hours of gameplay.

00:15:53 - What?

00:15:54 - Yeah, that thing would have went in the trash.

00:15:58 (laughing)

00:16:00 It was me.

00:16:03 I would have uninstalled all streams.

00:16:04 - Hang on, really quickly.

00:16:06 What are you niggas talking about?

00:16:07 Where is streamer mode?

00:16:08 This is all, that's gameplay settings.

00:16:13 - Audio settings.

00:16:15 - I went to audio.

00:16:15 - They said scroll all the way down on audio.

00:16:18 Thanks for the don't know.

00:16:19 - Oh, there we go, on.

00:16:23 Okay, cool.

00:16:25 - For glory.

00:16:27 - All right.

00:16:31 Whoa, Rex on the radio.

00:16:33 Thank you for the gift of subs fam, much appreciated.

00:16:36 - Thank you for the subs.

00:16:38 Thank you for the subs.

00:16:39 Thank you for the subs.

00:16:40 Thank you for the subs.

00:16:41 - By the way, birthday shout outs

00:16:43 and the thank you for the subs button is finna be off

00:16:46 while I'm in the middle of the chaos.

00:16:49 So if y'all ready, let's get to it.

00:16:51 - What is the thank you for the subs button?

00:16:53 Or me saying happy birthday have to do

00:16:55 with you to be in the middle of the chaos?

00:16:56 - Because it just ruins the experience

00:16:58 if we in the middle of a cut scene and all of that.

00:17:00 And then you get thank you for the subs.

00:17:00 - Well, I don't do that anyway during cut scenes.

00:17:02 - Thank you for don't know Angel, Lupa in Japan said,

00:17:05 oh my God.

00:17:06 You know what?

00:17:10 Let's do a recap of the events leading up to this moment.

00:17:13 - Hey Pete, I'm working on a college application

00:17:16 and it says I gotta tell them about myself.

00:17:20 - More like sell yourself.

00:17:22 It's the worst.

00:17:23 - You got any advice?

00:17:25 - Well, take me.

00:17:27 Hi, I'm Peter Parker.

00:17:28 I'm 25 years old.

00:17:30 I have a bachelor's degree in biophysics

00:17:32 and I'm in love with the greatest woman ever.

00:17:34 - Humble brag.

00:17:36 - Who is the best journalist in this city.

00:17:39 - Word, go MJ.

00:17:40 - I try to live up to the example

00:17:42 set by the other greatest woman ever, my Aunt May.

00:17:46 - Humble brag again, damn.

00:17:48 - And a while back I was bitten by a radioactive spider

00:17:51 and got superpowers.

00:17:53 - I can't put that in my essay.

00:17:54 Hey, I'm on the track as I drive the train.

00:17:56 - Thank you, you love your cats.

00:17:59 - I have used my powers to help the city

00:18:01 and stop a lot of people who wanted to hurt it.

00:18:03 Like my mentor, Dr. Otto Octavius.

00:18:06 His lab got shut down by an old colleague, Norman Osborn.

00:18:10 Otto retaliated by releasing a bio weapon.

00:18:12 In the end, I managed to stop Otto,

00:18:15 but not without great cost.

00:18:18 - That was pretty good.

00:18:20 But I'm no Peter Parker.

00:18:23 - Exactly, you're Miles Morales.

00:18:26 You're 17 years old

00:18:27 and a student at Brooklyn Visions Academy.

00:18:30 What else?

00:18:31 - I guess I help out with my mom's work in Harlem

00:18:35 every now and then.

00:18:36 She's council woman, Maria Morales.

00:18:40 And there is a girl I like who's spectacular.

00:18:44 - I had a feeling that they was gonna put them two together.

00:18:46 He was looking at the cakes.

00:18:47 He was like, "Hey, bro."

00:18:49 - And I-

00:18:51 - I'm trying to get behind that, man.

00:18:52 - Also got bitten by a radioactive spider

00:18:54 that gave me superpowers.

00:18:56 - I learned how to be a Spider-Man from the old James Bond.

00:18:58 - Damn, weren't these spiders just running rampant?

00:19:00 - But I learned how to be a hero.

00:19:01 - He's giving away powers for free.

00:19:03 - From my dad.

00:19:04 He was killed by Martin Lee in the city heart bombing.

00:19:09 The good I try to do every day

00:19:13 is the good my dad planted in me.

00:19:15 But it's been hard.

00:19:18 Even with superpowers,

00:19:19 sometimes we can't save the people we love,

00:19:22 no matter how hard we try.

00:19:25 - A hero is someone who doesn't give up though.

00:19:28 And I don't plan to.

00:19:29 - So when Finn took him all the way up into the sky,

00:19:33 why did she just throw that nigga

00:19:34 instead of just holding onto him while he blew up?

00:19:36 - Sure you can.

00:19:37 You just have to-

00:19:38 - So what happens if you're a Spider-Man,

00:19:44 but you're afraid of heights?

00:19:46 How do you swing and go on top of-

00:19:47 - I think all that goes away.

00:19:50 - Does it?

00:19:51 - Yeah.

00:19:52 Oh, look at that.

00:19:55 Is that Peter or is that Harry?

00:19:57 That's probably Harry.

00:19:59 Yeah.

00:20:02 - You ready?

00:20:21 Are you good?

00:20:25 - Yeah.

00:20:26 - Promise me something.

00:20:29 - Anything.

00:20:31 - If this doesn't work,

00:20:34 take me out.

00:20:38 - Damn.

00:20:39 - It'll work.

00:20:42 - I don't have a lot of time left.

00:20:47 I want a chance to say goodbye.

00:20:50 (somber music)

00:20:53 - I'm not going to lose you.

00:20:58 I will never let you go.

00:21:06 - What the fuck?

00:21:08 Okay, nightmare.

00:21:14 Yeah.

00:21:17 - Lord.

00:21:18 - Harry as Venom.

00:21:22 - And what was wrong with him?

00:21:27 (bell ringing)

00:21:31 - That I don't,

00:21:33 I don't remember if they covered that in the first game.

00:21:35 They probably did.

00:21:36 It was so long ago since I played it.

00:21:38 - We have a bell for a reason.

00:21:40 - Oh, they're in the same class?

00:21:41 Let's go.

00:21:42 (students chattering)

00:21:46 - Miles get to sit right behind the baddie.

00:21:50 - I'm here. - Oh shit.

00:21:51 - Good morning class.

00:21:56 We have a new teacher joining us today.

00:21:59 - Hi, my name's Pete, Mr. Parker.

00:22:08 And we are all very lucky today

00:22:12 'cause this is physics class and physics is awesome.

00:22:15 - Bro.

00:22:16 - Yeah, you got the spider suit just exposed.

00:22:21 (laughing)

00:22:23 - Identity exposed on a first day of work, that's crazy.

00:22:27 - Oh Lord.

00:22:30 - Surface tension.

00:22:31 - Nigga. - The Sandman?

00:22:32 - The Sandman?

00:22:33 - Okay. - Bruh.

00:22:41 - Oh Lord, that Sandman.

00:22:43 - Mr. Parker, there's a lot of sand outside.

00:22:45 You wanna follow me out here real quick?

00:22:47 - Oh, she has pretty eyes.

00:22:48 - Sir?

00:22:54 - Nigga, your spider sense not tingling, bro?

00:22:55 - Sir?

00:22:56 - Can anybody?

00:23:02 - I need your help.

00:23:10 - Mr. Morales, is it?

00:23:12 Are you sure this isn't something you can handle yourself?

00:23:16 - I'm sure.

00:23:17 - Okay, class.

00:23:22 Read chapter four or five or whatever.

00:23:25 - Miles, I need this job.

00:23:27 If the principal comes back and sees I'm gone,

00:23:29 I'm gonna get fired.

00:23:30 - I know, but you gotta see this.

00:23:31 - Nigga, the city is in turmoil.

00:23:34 Help.

00:23:36 Oh, that's cool.

00:23:40 (panting)

00:23:42 - Marco, why today?

00:23:44 I'm so getting fired.

00:23:48 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

00:23:51 ♪ My sister's back in the world ♪

00:23:53 ♪ Keep on learning every day ♪

00:23:55 ♪ Yeah, whatever you need to do ♪

00:23:56 - Bruh.

00:23:57 ♪ You're free to play ♪

00:23:58 ♪ Sand chasing down ♪

00:24:00 ♪ I'm on my way ♪

00:24:02 ♪ Now I never just a nobody ♪

00:24:03 ♪ Don't give a fuck ♪

00:24:04 ♪ Just bring it up and play ♪

00:24:05 ♪ Why'd you leave so fast? ♪

00:24:07 - Principal Evans already hates me

00:24:08 for being late this morning.

00:24:10 - Bro, I told you to be on time.

00:24:13 - It's fine.

00:24:14 I'll be back before we know it.

00:24:15 - Good, 'cause I have my college application review

00:24:18 with the school counselor.

00:24:19 - Oh, you finished your essay?

00:24:22 - Haven't started.

00:24:23 - This is, okay.

00:24:25 This is gonna be nuts.

00:24:26 - Let's get to the city and take care of Marco quick then.

00:24:28 - I can't do tricks yet?

00:24:33 They didn't unlock that yet?

00:24:37 (cheering)

00:24:39 - Hey guys, you might wanna get downtown fast.

00:24:42 - Swing it to Brooklyn.

00:24:44 Jamison had you on the ground for the-

00:24:46 - Oh, that's cool.

00:24:46 - Still can't believe old Triple J is your new boss.

00:24:50 - Yeah, sure you know I'm just gonna die.

00:24:51 - See, this is why heights don't work.

00:24:52 - You're with him in a shape in no time.

00:24:55 So, what's up with Marco?

00:24:57 It's been years since our last showdown.

00:24:59 - According to witnesses-

00:25:00 - I've been screaming like Tarzan.

00:25:01 (screaming)

00:25:03 - They say he seemed angry and paranoid.

00:25:06 (laughing)

00:25:08 - Man, hopefully we can calm him down.

00:25:12 - I've seen people lose control like this.

00:25:14 - Bro, this shit is so graceful.

00:25:16 - Good thing they're two Spider-Men now.

00:25:18 - It's so mesmerizing, look at that.

00:25:19 - Hey, CJ, might need the new tech we've been cooking up too.

00:25:22 - Thank you for the donut, Quincy.

00:25:24 - They're untested, barely prototypes.

00:25:26 - But you brought 'em, right?

00:25:28 - Thanks for the gift of Sub's weekly flow.

00:25:30 - Thank you for the subs, thank you for the subs,

00:25:35 thank you for the subs, thank you for the subs.

00:25:39 - Bro, this is ridiculous.

00:25:46 My man, chill out.

00:25:48 You're just sanding the whole city?

00:25:50 - Look out!

00:25:57 You okay?

00:26:00 - Yeah, but I think we found him.

00:26:02 - Oh shit.

00:26:03 - Marco!

00:26:04 - Hey!

00:26:05 - Yeah, you throwing vehicles, bro?

00:26:12 - MJ wasn't kidding.

00:26:14 We gotta help him before he hurts someone or himself.

00:26:17 Maybe he's hungry.

00:26:22 - Yeah, you wanna give him the Snickers?

00:26:24 - What's the plan?

00:26:28 - Keep him busy, I got an idea.

00:26:30 (dramatic music)

00:26:33 - Bro, he's not even feeling that.

00:26:36 You made a mistake.

00:26:39 - Can't we just throw some water on him?

00:26:41 Make him extra sick?

00:26:45 - You should try yoga!

00:26:48 (MJ screams)

00:26:54 - Bro, I would've given up being Spider-Man after day one.

00:26:59 (dramatic music)

00:27:02 - That was your idea?

00:27:03 - Oh shit. - Like I said,

00:27:04 the swinging around the city

00:27:05 would've just been a problem for me.

00:27:07 I don't know if I can trust that small piece of thread

00:27:12 to swing me around the city.

00:27:13 - Bro.

00:27:16 See, right there?

00:27:21 I would've let that guy die.

00:27:23 - I probably would've too.

00:27:24 - He's coming in hot!

00:27:25 I'm there!

00:27:28 - Oh! - Yeah!

00:27:28 - Oh!

00:27:29 - Oh!

00:27:30 (MJ laughs)

00:27:31 - I was like, what?

00:27:32 - I was like, what was the point?

00:27:35 - Oh.

00:27:36 - I know it is rogue, but it's just a thought.

00:27:38 - Let Mr. Air stick down.

00:27:42 Not before he barfed on my suit.

00:27:44 He's not the only one.

00:27:47 Sandman just puked out the--

00:27:48 - And I ain't even afraid of heights like that.

00:27:50 - He can do that?

00:27:51 - But that is unnerving. - Apparently,

00:27:52 I need you now!

00:27:53 (fighting)

00:27:55 - Mr. Parker?

00:27:59 - I'm sorry, who's this?

00:28:00 - Principal Evans.

00:28:02 - Of course, Principal Evans!

00:28:03 - All students have evacuated their classroom.

00:28:06 Where are you?

00:28:07 - Oh, bro, bro, bro, wait!

00:28:12 Hold up!

00:28:13 Hold up!

00:28:14 Yeah, all that chaos.

00:28:19 - Dude, where's my car?

00:28:20 - But listen, the--

00:28:21 Oh, shh.

00:28:22 - Shh.

00:28:23 - What?

00:28:26 - We pulled out the battery pack.

00:28:28 - What?

00:28:28 Attack and defend to recharge ability

00:28:37 to expire the barrage.

00:28:38 Once fully recharged, it can be used again.

00:28:40 - It worked?

00:28:43 I mean, I'm just running back right now.

00:28:46 - Get back here and supervise your students, or else.

00:28:50 - That does not sound good.

00:28:52 - Your breath is kicking!

00:28:57 - Otto's old research really came through for these orcs.

00:29:00 - Almost there.

00:29:03 How you holding up?

00:29:04 - Miles?

00:29:05 Principal Evans called.

00:29:07 - Man, am I getting expelled?

00:29:10 - Hey, you're just cutting class.

00:29:12 I abandoned students during a citywide emergency.

00:29:15 - Yeah, you're screwed.

00:29:20 - Oh, whoa.

00:29:21 - That grabbed ya.

00:29:23 - Zen man.

00:29:31 - I always hated that name.

00:29:34 - I know you're angry.

00:29:36 - Nigga, Macklemore?

00:29:37 - This has nothing to do with you.

00:29:39 Leave me alone!

00:29:41 I wanna help you.

00:29:45 - You know what that means.

00:29:46 You gonna pop some tags.

00:29:50 - There you go, Shura.

00:29:51 - Yes!

00:29:53 See, it's that simple.

00:29:54 Just dump water on him.

00:29:56 Completely useless.

00:30:00 That wasn't enough water.

00:30:01 - Yeah, what do you want me to do, create water?

00:30:03 - Bring out the fire hoses.

00:30:04 - He's not Hydro, he's Spider-Man.

00:30:06 Ah, there we go.

00:30:12 Thank you, Miles.

00:30:13 - Yes, he wasn't happy to reconnect.

00:30:16 - Are they gonna switch me to Miles now?

00:30:18 Hold up.

00:30:19 Hold up, hold up.

00:30:21 - Let me go.

00:30:23 - Yes!

00:30:24 - He's not listening.

00:30:27 We gotta turn it up.

00:30:28 - Of course he's not listening.

00:30:29 - He hates water.

00:30:31 His shoulder's already wet.

00:30:32 - Bet he's not a big fan of electricity then either.

00:30:35 - Hold his venom strike.

00:30:40 Oh, shit.

00:30:44 - Ouch.

00:30:46 - Damn, Peter, you're just completely useless, bro.

00:30:49 Did we take care of this man before he knocked over

00:30:51 any more buildings or killed people?

00:30:53 - Brrraaah.

00:30:59 Get on, bro.

00:31:18 - Somebody order some water.

00:31:20 - Oh, here we go.

00:31:21 Get wet.

00:31:22 Oh, venom strike.

00:31:24 - Whee!

00:31:25 - Oh, shit.

00:31:34 - No, no, no, no way.

00:31:37 - Bro, he's...

00:31:38 This is crazy.

00:31:46 - Whoa.

00:31:47 - Whoa.

00:31:51 - Is that rocks?

00:31:53 - Yeah, I figured out what was going on right there.

00:31:55 - He just started forming crystals.

00:31:59 - Woo!

00:32:11 - Weave.

00:32:12 - Plus, we were super weird in class earlier.

00:32:15 - I knew I never should have taught it a gift at school.

00:32:18 I can get up close now.

00:32:19 - Is that the heat so hot he turned into diamonds?

00:32:22 - Mate, mate, mate, mate.

00:32:28 - And the device said, "Sand and heat equal glass."

00:32:30 - That makes sense.

00:32:33 Okay.

00:32:34 Whoa, the tag team.

00:32:39 - Yeah.

00:32:41 - Whoa.

00:32:41 - Guys, the water tank on the Matheson building

00:32:45 should do the trick.

00:32:46 - See, somebody like this has to die.

00:32:47 - We're taking 2,000 gallons here.

00:32:49 - Got it.

00:32:50 Thanks, Genki.

00:32:50 - Should've stayed away, Spides.

00:32:58 - Still think we got him right where we want him?

00:33:04 Damn it, I may have spoken too soon.

00:33:07 And he's definitely getting bigger.

00:33:10 - Keep climbing!

00:33:12 We're so close!

00:33:13 - Woo!

00:33:16 What's up?

00:33:17 - He was just trying to tell you a secret.

00:33:21 - Look at this shit.

00:33:23 He has to go.

00:33:24 - What was that heat for him at?

00:33:29 Why was he not in an underwater prison?

00:33:32 Like, what's his name?

00:33:33 - All right, Marco.

00:33:34 - I just wanted to live normal, like everyone else.

00:33:37 - This isn't the way, Marco.

00:33:40 - For a guy like me, there is no other way.

00:33:43 - This is getting out of hand.

00:33:53 Pete, what happened?

00:33:57 - I ended up outside.

00:33:58 Just keep going up and I'll meet you at the roof.

00:34:00 Those water tanks are only shot.

00:34:02 (fighting)

00:34:04 - All this destruction from one guy.

00:34:18 - He could have been providing sand at beaches,

00:34:24 but no, he would have been a whole villain.

00:34:27 - Yeah.

00:34:27 - You could have kept him to shore,

00:34:28 he's nice and sandy, but no.

00:34:31 - That's what you want him to do?

00:34:32 Provide sand for beaches?

00:34:34 You know what, actually, that'd be like community service.

00:34:37 Oh, bro.

00:34:38 This is your focus bar.

00:34:41 Heal by using a full focus bar.

00:34:43 Fill your focus bar right there.

00:34:45 - Keep it moving, Miles.

00:34:46 - I just wanted a regular life.

00:34:54 - You can still have one.

00:34:56 - It's too late now.

00:35:00 - Oh, bro.

00:35:01 Finish your, oh, okay.

00:35:10 - He could have even made beaches and private islands

00:35:18 and all that, no.

00:35:20 You wanted to be a criminal.

00:35:22 - Ma, everything okay?

00:35:27 - I'm okay.

00:35:28 - I know, you're on every channel.

00:35:30 - I'm heading downtown to help coordinate resources

00:35:32 and supplies.

00:35:33 Is Yankee covering for you at school?

00:35:36 - He is, but I got this meeting with my counselor later,

00:35:39 and the principal thinks that I'm--

00:35:40 - Listen, I can talk to your principal.

00:35:41 - Oh, that was raw.

00:35:43 Oh, whoa.

00:35:44 - I'm the coolest mom ever.

00:35:45 - W mom, yep.

00:35:46 - Please, be careful.

00:35:47 (speaking in foreign language)

00:35:51 - Like Ma said, can't let New York--

00:35:53 - That's why I don't understand why more parents

00:35:54 of superheroes aren't like that.

00:35:56 I would be like that for my daughters, like, yeah,

00:35:58 go beat 'em up.

00:36:00 Just don't die.

00:36:01 - Whoa.

00:36:02 - I'm not capping, monkey.

00:36:21 - You're only making it worse for yourself, Marco!

00:36:25 - I don't care.

00:36:27 - Whoa.

00:36:31 - Whoa.

00:36:31 - Right, sand is the most annoying thing to deal with.

00:36:39 Did you glitch?

00:36:40 Are you stuck?

00:36:44 - Bro.

00:36:46 - We just started.

00:36:48 - Bro.

00:36:49 - Did you save?

00:36:57 - Wish I could just write about this for my essay.

00:37:00 I'd get into any college I wanted.

00:37:02 Or Spider-Man would.

00:37:03 - Me.

00:37:06 - They said they glitched so not for,

00:37:08 somebody said they glitched so not for two.

00:37:10 - Oh, oh.

00:37:19 - How's it going, Spider-Man?

00:37:27 - Almost there.

00:37:28 The water tank's ours!

00:37:29 Actually, it's his now.

00:37:33 Hey, sorry, what'd I miss?

00:37:39 - Yeah!

00:37:41 - Let's get my drink instead!

00:37:45 - Whoa!

00:37:49 - Did we do it?

00:37:56 - Nah.

00:37:57 - Nope.

00:38:01 - Pete!

00:38:07 Break out the new toys!

00:38:11 - The what?

00:38:13 - The suit's last software patch wasn't stable,

00:38:14 but here goes nothing!

00:38:17 - Web wings.

00:38:19 Oh, that's dope.

00:38:20 Well, if y'all watch me play Arkham,

00:38:24 y'all know I'm gonna have a bad time with this.

00:38:26 - We're not out of this yet.

00:38:27 Marco's in Pier 4 Beach.

00:38:29 - What happens if he gets all that sand?

00:38:32 - Think he just did!

00:38:34 Gonna need you ASAP, Miles!

00:38:36 - Yeah, I see him already.

00:38:37 - You do not need the whole triangle to glide.

00:38:39 - Miles?

00:38:42 Miles!

00:38:42 What did I just get myself into?

00:38:50 You've gotta calm down, Marco!

00:38:53 Innocent people are in danger!

00:38:56 - You care about them, but not me.

00:38:59 - You care about them, but not me.

00:39:01 Yeah, you big baby.

00:39:02 - They can't ignore sand, man.

00:39:06 - Yeah, you're done, bro.

00:39:07 You're done.

00:39:07 Epic!

00:39:12 Oh, what, what?

00:39:12 All of that to get struck by lightning, bro?

00:39:17 - Miles.

00:39:23 One and only.

00:39:25 (dramatic music)

00:39:28 - Any ideas?

00:39:31 - It's never ending.

00:39:33 Oh, wait, wait.

00:39:35 Oh, nope.

00:39:40 (laughing)

00:39:41 - Flash is back in session.

00:39:42 - Use a full focus to either heal

00:39:45 or perform a devastating finisher.

00:39:48 Devastation!

00:39:51 - This storm is generating a lot of electricity!

00:39:52 - Oh, the--

00:39:53 - What happened?

00:39:54 - Let's go, the Hardy boys.

00:39:55 - How would you understand if you turn up the voltage?

00:39:58 - Hope you're right.

00:39:59 That's what I've stuck to me.

00:40:01 - A plus!

00:40:02 You absorb enough energy, I'll shoot it right at him.

00:40:05 - You want me to get hit by lightning?

00:40:07 - Can you handle it?

00:40:08 - It's only a long way to find out.

00:40:10 - Woo!

00:40:19 (dramatic music)

00:40:21 - Bro, how exactly are you gonna redirect the lightning bolt?

00:40:29 - Like you said, gotta break it--

00:40:31 - Now or never, Spider-Man.

00:40:33 Time to move.

00:40:34 - Why won't you just give up?

00:40:39 - Because we promised to protect this city.

00:40:41 - And you have failed this city.

00:40:44 (dramatic music)

00:40:47 - Yo, they are beating this nigga's ass, bro.

00:40:53 Oh my God!

00:40:55 (baby crying)

00:40:57 (laughing)

00:40:59 - Sorry for the fast-paced English, VA.

00:41:15 - I wouldn't know.

00:41:16 - We good?

00:41:18 We good?

00:41:21 - Oh shit.

00:41:22 (screaming)

00:41:25 - Yo, I'm not gonna lie. - Let me out.

00:41:38 - This intro making this--

00:41:38 - See, look, he made a whole island.

00:41:40 - He gotta go, he gotta die.

00:41:42 No, he didn't make an island.

00:41:43 He covered the island of Manhattan in sand.

00:41:45 - But he could have made one.

00:41:47 - I have sand everywhere.

00:41:49 - Yep, go wash your balls.

00:41:52 - Literally.

00:41:53 Well, thank you for that, Jason Hiroshige.

00:41:55 Welcome back to I Just Need a Piss, by the way.

00:41:57 Hope you enjoy it.

00:41:58 Yes, we are enjoying it.

00:41:59 I've barely, no, I have not heard of that.

00:42:02 - I haven't heard of that.

00:42:04 - All right, Marco, you gotta go.

00:42:05 - I've been okay for a long time.

00:42:08 - You need help, all you have to do is ask.

00:42:12 (wind blowing)

00:42:15 - You can't help me.

00:42:18 - You're the ones who are gonna need help

00:42:21 when they come for you.

00:42:24 - Just drop him in the ocean over there.

00:42:30 - Come for us?

00:42:31 - Just let him sink to the bottom.

00:42:33 - I should have smoked his fool.

00:42:35 - Just drop the container right over there.

00:42:39 - This is why I would be terrible at writing a comic book,

00:42:41 because all the villains would die

00:42:42 and then I would just run out of ideas for new villains.

00:42:45 Oh, six months ago.

00:42:46 - That looks beautiful.

00:42:49 - Is that Craven? Yeah.

00:42:51 This nigga swole?

00:42:53 Good Lord.

00:42:54 - Try some.

00:42:54 (laughing)

00:42:56 - Okay, back day.

00:42:57 - Pumping iron.

00:42:58 (laughing)

00:43:10 - You grow slow in your old age, Sergei.

00:43:13 - Oh wait, no.

00:43:18 - If fate, you will not share.

00:43:19 - Oh, that's not Craven.

00:43:20 Oh, that's Craven.

00:43:21 Oh yeah.

00:43:22 - Hey!

00:43:24 I made a mistake.

00:43:28 - I have been in your shadow for hours,

00:43:32 but you sense nothing.

00:43:34 Pathetic.

00:43:37 (choking)

00:43:39 - Oh.

00:43:43 - When he said he was in a shadow for hours,

00:43:49 that was the scenario that might've came up

00:43:51 with the dick in the butt.

00:43:53 - Listen, they're literal Baki characters.

00:43:57 - Sir, perhaps a new hunting ground.

00:44:04 (chirping)

00:44:06 - Uh oh.

00:44:12 Prowler, tombstone, sandman.

00:44:14 - Light the fires.

00:44:21 The great hunt begins.

00:44:26 - The great hunt.

00:44:29 (dramatic music)

00:44:32 - What an intro that was.

00:44:39 Wow.

00:44:39 I'm not gonna lie.

00:44:42 The intro fight made it seem like Miles

00:44:44 would absolutely wash Peter.

00:44:46 I don't know if anybody else felt the same way.

00:44:49 - Thanks for the sub, Destronik.

00:44:50 I guess he pulled the knife out of his butt first

00:44:54 'cause he did.

00:44:55 - Lilac says, I agree.

00:44:56 (dramatic music)

00:44:59 - The app is busted.

00:45:11 Pete, you seeing this?

00:45:14 - Somebody said the first hour for them was pretty buggy.

00:45:22 Not so much for you.

00:45:23 - Oh, damn.

00:45:24 - Hold on a sec, Miles.

00:45:25 (dramatic music)

00:45:28 - I got it.

00:45:33 You're gonna be safe.

00:45:34 - Nigga, that shit just vanished off his back.

00:45:36 - Yeah, same here.

00:45:41 Hey, Genki?

00:45:42 - I know, I know.

00:45:43 The whole city's telecom network is down.

00:45:45 - What's happening to the requests that are coming in?

00:45:47 - They'll all get queued, but wait.

00:45:50 - There you go, you're done.

00:45:51 - I'm gonna try and work around it.

00:45:52 (laughing)

00:45:52 - We're fast.

00:45:53 - He did his shit.

00:45:55 - We got requests.

00:45:56 - Hey, thank you for joining, Ferris.

00:45:58 Must be the exaggerated swagger of a black teen.

00:46:04 It's stupid.

00:46:04 - Headed there now.

00:46:06 What a mess.

00:46:11 Marco, what got into you?

00:46:15 - They said an experienced Peter would wash Miles,

00:46:18 especially if he understands his powers.

00:46:20 Some people were saying Miles would win

00:46:22 because he has more powers.

00:46:24 - Is this not an experienced Peter?

00:46:25 But that fight just made Miles look hookin'.

00:46:28 Should we help them?

00:46:31 I like how nobody else is helping.

00:46:37 Nobody else.

00:46:38 Look.

00:46:40 - What are they supposed to do?

00:46:41 - These niggas back here not helping.

00:46:42 These people just walkin' by.

00:46:44 All these people just watching them struggle.

00:46:47 It's 'cause they're black.

00:46:48 That's literally the only reason why this is happening.

00:46:51 - That's pretty accurate.

00:46:53 - A racist Spider-Man be like, "All right, have a good day."

00:46:56 (laughing)

00:46:58 All right, let me go.

00:46:59 - This poor man's struggling to get his wife out this dirt.

00:47:03 - That's wild to me, bro.

00:47:05 - Oh, nevermind.

00:47:07 I think...

00:47:08 That's a chick.

00:47:12 - That's a...

00:47:13 Wait.

00:47:14 - That's a chick.

00:47:15 - Oh, shit.

00:47:16 - Spider-Man, she needs you now.

00:47:16 - Or her son, I don't know.

00:47:18 - I don't know.

00:47:19 - I don't know.

00:47:20 (laughing)

00:47:22 (laughing)

00:47:24 - Spider-Man, got a minute?

00:47:27 - Got a call with the precinct up ahead

00:47:29 and the line cut out.

00:47:30 We gotta get through to set up a triage.

00:47:31 - Thank you for joining us.

00:47:32 Thank you for the donut, Tom.

00:47:33 They said don't forget to have fall damage on.

00:47:37 (engine roaring)

00:47:40 - Don't forget to what?

00:47:41 - Have fall damage on.

00:47:43 - Mr. Parker, I need your help to get the app out.

00:47:46 - Why the fuck would I want fall damage on as Spider-Man?

00:47:49 - 'Cause they wanna see you die.

00:47:50 (laughing)

00:47:52 - You know what, I'll do it for a little bit.

00:47:53 - We've got a few hours before the telecom network's back up.

00:47:55 So we're gonna create our own network.

00:47:58 - That's a big job.

00:47:59 How long have you been planning this?

00:48:01 - Well, dreaming about it since seventh grade,

00:48:03 but planning for the last two minutes or so.

00:48:06 - Somebody said Spider-Man could survive

00:48:11 terminal velocity in the common,

00:48:12 so fall damage doesn't make sense.

00:48:19 - I guess-

00:48:19 - So they can have fall damage on and swing the sys off.

00:48:22 (laughing)

00:48:25 - Wait.

00:48:25 - So they want Roji to be actual Roji Spider-Man

00:48:29 and get fricking clap swing and do sick.

00:48:31 - Well, first of all,

00:48:32 let's do that because y'all scared the shit out of me

00:48:38 with that I'm Dante situation.

00:48:40 - With the seven hours.

00:48:42 - Seven hours is crazy

00:48:44 'cause I just wouldn't play this ever again.

00:48:46 - Um.

00:48:47 Swing steering assistance.

00:48:58 Okay.

00:49:01 Adjust the amount of assistance.

00:49:03 I'm laughing because this already sounds like some fuck shit.

00:49:06 Higher values allow for easier web swing

00:49:08 while lower values reduce the amount of assistance

00:49:10 and causes physics to have a greater-

00:49:12 - Yeah, greater effect on web lines.

00:49:16 - Okay, let's see what kind of bullshit we talking about here.

00:49:18 - We finna just fall straight down all the way down.

00:49:22 All right, we finna turn it off.

00:49:27 We finna turn it off.

00:49:28 Oh, we gonna be playing all night.

00:49:30 - Wait, hang on, what?

00:49:32 Nah.

00:49:34 Okay, we got this.

00:49:37 (guns firing)

00:49:39 Okay, that's not that bad.

00:49:48 - What is all this stuff?

00:49:51 - Environmental study by a new startup.

00:49:53 The launchers for high altitude weather sensors.

00:49:56 - And this startup gave us permission?

00:49:58 - Yes.

00:49:59 I checked with the head guy.

00:50:01 - The ganky drip.

00:50:02 I see you over there.

00:50:05 - Okay, tell me what to do.

00:50:08 - You still got that 3D printer

00:50:09 built into your web shooters, right?

00:50:10 - What?

00:50:11 - I need you to build something real quick.

00:50:12 - What?

00:50:13 - Just send you the blueprint.

00:50:14 - 3D printer built into the web shooters.

00:50:16 - They turned this thing into Iron Man, bro.

00:50:18 - All right, let me build something real quick.

00:50:20 - This looks like a drone.

00:50:22 We don't spy on people, ganky.

00:50:24 - Oh, no, no, no, it's all opt-in.

00:50:26 Just New Yorkers sending messages to the app,

00:50:28 which gets routed through these drones,

00:50:30 which I call focused relay neighborhood data spots.

00:50:34 - FRND.

00:50:36 Did I just make a friend?

00:50:37 - You did.

00:50:38 (laughs)

00:50:39 Seventh grade me was so awesome.

00:50:42 - Okay.

00:50:43 - Terrible joke.

00:50:44 - But this is my thing.

00:50:45 If you did get caught doing something illegal

00:50:47 and they saw the drone and you escaped

00:50:50 and the drone didn't,

00:50:52 they immediately gonna know who it was.

00:50:54 - Let's see.

00:50:56 Collect network data for...

00:50:58 Oh, oh my God.

00:50:59 (dramatic music)

00:51:02 - Local network should be online.

00:51:14 Let me notify the app users.

00:51:15 Reports should start coming in any minute now.

00:51:21 - That was the same character model

00:51:25 that was in the classroom.

00:51:26 They just didn't give her the pretty eyes.

00:51:27 - We did it.

00:51:29 (dramatic music)

00:51:31 - Back in business.

00:51:32 - All right, here comes the tutorial about upgrading

00:51:45 'cause I can't do nothing.

00:51:46 Yep, I don't know.

00:51:48 You have leveled up and earned a skill point.

00:51:51 You can spend skill points to learn new attacks and moves.

00:51:55 This is the shared skill tree

00:51:57 containing skills that apply to both heroes.

00:52:00 Each hero also has a unique skill tree.

00:52:01 Navigate to Peter's skill tree.

00:52:03 Spider whiplash, an attack that lifts multiple enemies

00:52:07 into aerial combat is selected.

00:52:08 Spend your skill point to purchase a skill.

00:52:10 What if I don't want this one?

00:52:11 Okay, actually I want this one.

00:52:14 Earn XP level up or gain additional skill points

00:52:20 by completing missions and defeating enemies.

00:52:22 Yeah, same shit.

00:52:23 Yeah, yeah.

00:52:25 (dramatic music)

00:52:27 Nah, we, nah, this is how we come in.

00:52:33 Pause.

00:52:34 Oh, that's dope.

00:52:42 Loop de loop.

00:52:45 Wait, combo.

00:52:47 Adds a chance for a free gadget shot at the end of a four.

00:52:50 Eh.

00:52:51 (dramatic music)

00:52:54 - Is it finished the drink already?

00:52:57 - Yes, it's gone.

00:52:58 I got water.

00:53:02 - I have water.

00:53:03 - H2O.

00:53:05 Oh, that's disgusting.

00:53:14 You're killing these people with that.

00:53:15 That's exactly what I wanna do.

00:53:19 (dramatic music)

00:53:22 - My hands, they had a comfortable time.

00:53:31 It's literally hot cold.

00:53:33 - There, crime report just came in.

00:53:50 - Yeah, yeah, doing crime 200 meters away from me.

00:53:54 - They didn't know you was 200 meters away.

00:53:56 - Back it up, let's go.

00:54:03 We got plenty of time.

00:54:10 - Y'all doing crime right outside the city gun club.

00:54:13 - Let's clear this place out.

00:54:15 - That's probably where they got the guns from.

00:54:17 (dramatic music)

00:54:20 - He's here.

00:54:22 - Free promo.

00:54:23 - Stealing weapons?

00:54:26 Not on my watch.

00:54:27 - Ah, ah, ah, ah.

00:54:29 - And he's supposed to be back at school.

00:54:31 - Whose idea was it to have a gun?

00:54:32 - Teach him by now.

00:54:33 - Actually, damn sure I forgot about that.

00:54:35 - I think I'm gonna start a--

00:54:41 - Ah, ah, ah.

00:54:42 - Oh my back.

00:54:43 - Something better.

00:54:44 - How'd he do that?

00:54:46 - Like a compliment club.

00:54:48 Compliments don't hurt anyone and they're free.

00:54:50 For example, you take a punch really well.

00:54:54 Good job.

00:54:55 - Shoot back.

00:54:59 - Hey, I think I'm onto something.

00:55:02 Less guns, more compliments.

00:55:04 - Grab this, Spider-Man.

00:55:13 (grunting)

00:55:15 - Not dropping weight.

00:55:17 - So.

00:55:26 - That was a big crew.

00:55:28 Taking advantage while the city's covered in sand.

00:55:30 - So.

00:55:31 - Wish I knew what gun they had in their coat.

00:55:32 - Damn, rocking that shit, yeah.

00:55:33 I'm actually trying to murder these people.

00:55:36 Now I bet you they'll never do crime in my city ever again.

00:55:38 This is my shit.

00:55:41 Gadget, stop crimes, earn tech parts.

00:55:43 You can spend tech points to craft powerful upgrades.

00:55:47 Suspend multiple enemies in the air,

00:55:54 making them vulnerable to air combos and yank down.

00:55:57 Bro, I'm literally Iron Man.

00:56:00 (suspenseful music)

00:56:03 Yeah, more criminals.

00:56:15 Oh, wait.

00:56:17 - Yeah?

00:56:18 - Yeah, what the fuck?

00:56:19 - Get it out, Wade.

00:56:22 - Yeah, it's one of my superpowers.

00:56:24 (suspenseful music)

00:56:27 - Hey guys, my app is still down.

00:56:31 I know, I'm trying to innovate here.

00:56:34 Give me a minute, I'll call you back.

00:56:37 - Yeah.

00:56:37 - Think he's mad at me?

00:56:40 - Stress masquerades as anger sometimes.

00:56:43 Just keep looking for people to help.

00:56:45 - Now you sound like you're angry.

00:56:47 - I'm not angry, Miles.

00:56:48 - Were they shooting their own homie?

00:56:49 What the hell?

00:56:50 Hey, thank you for the don't know quiet storm.

00:56:51 So my favorite content creators have fun

00:56:53 and thanks for all you do.

00:56:54 - You've known me for a long time.

00:56:54 - We appreciate it.

00:56:55 - When have you ever seen me angry?

00:56:56 - Uh, I'm thinking.

00:56:58 - It was a rhetorical question.

00:56:59 - Hey, that one time we were playing a board game

00:57:02 at your place and you kept losing.

00:57:04 - I wasn't angry at you.

00:57:06 I was angry at the universe.

00:57:08 (fighting)

00:57:10 - Yoink.

00:57:19 (fighting)

00:57:21 - Get ready, man, it's in the air.

00:57:24 - Yeah, they're not ready for me, y'all.

00:57:29 They're not ready for their friendly neighborhood nigga.

00:57:33 Swipe left.

00:57:35 - Okay, the new app is compiling.

00:57:39 I figured as long as we're at it,

00:57:41 we might as well give it an upgrade.

00:57:42 - We don't need anything fancy.

00:57:44 We just need to see citizen reports.

00:57:46 - Totally.

00:57:47 While the patch is updating, we should widen the net.

00:57:50 Let's check in with Miles.

00:57:52 - Oh, so we first send Miles through the app.

00:57:59 Oh.

00:57:59 - Over there.

00:58:02 She was having trouble breathing.

00:58:04 - Nah, they're killing it with this game.

00:58:06 - What do you need?

00:58:07 - Get to the roof of that building nearby.

00:58:09 - Hold R2 and X.

00:58:15 Oh, wow.

00:58:21 - So before we go over there,

00:58:23 I wanna try something out.

00:58:24 - You sounded stressed earlier.

00:58:26 You doing okay?

00:58:27 - Yeah, there's just a lot going on and I'm hungry

00:58:30 and the vending machine only has

00:58:31 those plain low sodium table crackers.

00:58:34 - Oh man, that sucks.

00:58:36 - I'll manage.

00:58:37 Hey, so I'm finally doing that app upgrade

00:58:39 I've been talking about with a little help from my friend.

00:58:41 - So this swing assist off is kind of crazy.

00:58:45 We're gonna see what it's looking like.

00:58:47 - But it will in a minute.

00:58:48 (gunshots)

00:58:51 - We're gonna have a little fun.

00:59:00 All right.

00:59:08 All right, I hope y'all ready.

00:59:10 But they experienced some high intensity here.

00:59:15 (gunshots)

00:59:18 - Still got work to do.

00:59:25 - Oh, nigga, I don't care.

00:59:26 Oh, see, there we go.

00:59:28 Okay, that fall, all right.

00:59:41 So I guess the fall damage,

00:59:42 I don't take if I hit a building on the way down,

00:59:44 it's like, will it like literally kill me?

00:59:49 Like completely dead?

00:59:52 Or would I just take like a whole bunch of damage?

00:59:55 I'm gonna save the game first 'cause I don't,

00:59:58 I just wanna see what it looks like.

01:00:00 But we gonna test it out.

01:00:02 Will it leave a crater?

01:00:06 That would be crazy, hang on.

01:00:14 If it leaves a crater, I'm gonna laugh.

01:00:16 Oh!

01:00:26 Yo, I didn't even get to hit the ground.

01:00:34 All right, well, lesson learned.

01:00:38 Lesson learned.

01:00:42 But that's not what I wanted to do.

01:00:44 Hang on.

01:00:46 Damn shirt popped off just now.

01:00:52 Let me hold some of that kinfolk.

01:00:55 - I brought extra 'cause I need them to be green,

01:00:57 even though you're not even hungry.

01:00:59 - Let me hold some of that kinfolk.

01:01:01 We eating our kids' snacks, y'all.

01:01:06 Love you, parents.

01:01:07 Yahoo!

01:01:09 Oh, wait.

01:01:11 He doesn't have the,

01:01:12 - You doing okay?

01:01:13 - Did I just do it wrong for the webwings?

01:01:15 - And I'm hungry and the vending machine

01:01:17 only has those plain low sodium table crackers.

01:01:20 Oh man, that sucks.

01:01:21 I'll manage.

01:01:23 Hey, so I'm finally doing that app upgrade

01:01:26 I've been talking about with a little help from my friends.

01:01:29 - All right, nigga, the no swing assist

01:01:31 is getting on my nerves.

01:01:32 - That's a really pun that doesn't make sense to you yet,

01:01:33 but it will in a minute.

01:01:34 - Happy birthday, Blazin' Zero.

01:01:37 Happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday.

01:01:41 Happy birthday.

01:01:43 - With a mouthful of Rice Krispies,

01:01:47 you should be ashamed of yourself.

01:01:48 - I had to do it before a cut scene came on.

01:01:51 Had to get it out of the way.

01:01:53 Thanks for the gifted memes, Alpaca.

01:02:07 - I'm here.

01:02:07 - There should be a launcher somewhere around there.

01:02:10 - I don't see anything that looks like a launcher.

01:02:13 Maybe it's under the sand?

01:02:15 - Yeah, it's literally, oh no.

01:02:26 - Okay, I see the launcher.

01:02:33 Now what?

01:02:34 - You're gonna 3D print a friend.

01:02:36 (computer beeps)

01:02:39 - I get it now.

01:02:45 FRND.

01:02:46 - Friend. - Let me guess.

01:02:49 Friendly Relay Network Drone.

01:02:52 - Close, but it doesn't really matter.

01:02:53 - Fucking nerds. - What matters is that

01:02:55 it uses spatial and temporal correlated signals.

01:02:57 - Over the air computation?

01:03:00 - You're a genius, Genki.

01:03:03 - Oh, you.

01:03:05 - Whatever happened to Spider-Man

01:03:07 just giving niggas hands, huh?

01:03:08 - Network stability.

01:03:09 If you stay in the path, we'll get a stronger signal.

01:03:12 Okay, local network is connected.

01:03:34 - This is why Spider-Man not as buff as he used to be.

01:03:36 He relying on all his technology now.

01:03:37 He used to hit the gym back in my day.

01:03:39 Back in my day, Spider-Man used to go to Gold's Gym.

01:03:43 Oh, there we go.

01:03:47 (laughs)

01:03:56 (laughs)

01:04:02 Yo.

01:04:03 Hey, need a hand?

01:04:05 (laughs)

01:04:09 Lost your keys?

01:04:13 There's a locksmith up the street.

01:04:14 All of you guys are for one armored car?

01:04:19 Seems like overkill.

01:04:20 What if instead of stealing you, I don't know,

01:04:26 tried to help rescue people?

01:04:29 (grunts)

01:04:31 I'll never make it out of these webs.

01:04:43 (grunts)

01:04:46 (grunts)

01:04:48 Damn!

01:05:10 (grunts)

01:05:12 Bro, that nigga is dead.

01:05:19 Wow, how did he get up from that?

01:05:22 I hit him with straight cinder blocks.

01:05:25 He's lit.

01:05:25 (laughs)

01:05:38 Yo!

01:05:39 Bro, they're literally dying.

01:05:43 Somebody said stop, oh.

01:05:50 Somebody said stop resisting.

01:05:51 - Somebody said still nothing compared to Arkham Eden.

01:05:59 - That's true.

01:06:02 - Yeah, Batman's tripping.

01:06:04 - I can be in physics class right now,

01:06:08 memorizing abstract equations for hypothetical situations.

01:06:11 I think I like this kind of physics better.

01:06:17 - Oh!

01:06:18 What's up, big boy?

01:06:20 What's up, big, what, what?

01:06:23 What's up?

01:06:26 (laughs)

01:06:28 - Just a spider.

01:06:35 - That's bad advice.

01:06:37 - Why try when you've already lost?

01:06:39 Help me out of here!

01:06:49 Got an angle on him!

01:06:51 - Bang!

01:06:55 - Hey, Dwayne.

01:06:56 - What up, bro?

01:06:57 - Thank you for the donut, Gabriel.

01:07:00 - Dwayne, these niggas getting their ass beat, bro.

01:07:02 That's what's happening.

01:07:03 - They visit Florida every week,

01:07:05 so they'll be sure to bring you some blue beef rice

01:07:07 and me some pesto.

01:07:08 - Please don't.

01:07:09 - Yes, please don't.

01:07:11 - Please don't. - It'll go in the trash.

01:07:13 - If you bring me blue beef and rice,

01:07:14 I'm blocking you on all platforms.

01:07:17 - It'll go in the trash.

01:07:18 - Ooh, nice work.

01:07:20 New request just came in.

01:07:21 - It's on the desk, Dwayne.

01:07:24 We did a--

01:07:25 - We did an unboxing at the start of the stream.

01:07:28 All 19 inches of venom is behind me.

01:07:30 - Thanks, Miles.

01:07:32 Let's hit these last requests and get back to school.

01:07:35 - Oh, see, they're going back.

01:07:36 See, sure, they're going back to school.

01:07:37 He literally just brought it up.

01:07:38 - Oh, OK.

01:07:39 - They just cleaned it up around the--

01:07:40 it's literally been like three periods gone by.

01:07:42 - That's like all day.

01:07:43 - Dwayne said he needed point of view, though.

01:07:51 [LAUGHS]

01:07:52 - Sometimes crystals pop through a wall and rupture to death.

01:07:55 - You can see it.

01:07:56 Oh, oh, yeah.

01:07:58 You can't see the whole screen.

01:07:59 - That crystal's back there.

01:08:01 We didn't touch it.

01:08:02 [CRICKETS CHIRPING]

01:08:05 [CRASH]

01:08:08 - Oh, boy.

01:08:09 - Corned beef, blazing zero.

01:08:11 - Oh, shit.

01:08:19 - What the hell?

01:08:22 - Yeah, you got your little sand minions.

01:08:24 - I thought it was just whoop you.

01:08:26 You still here, Marco?

01:08:27 [GRUNTING]

01:08:32 - Miles, it's MJ.

01:08:34 Just checking in.

01:08:35 - I think I'm finding Sandman again.

01:08:37 Did he escape already?

01:08:39 - No, I'm at the raft.

01:08:40 He's right in front of me.

01:08:41 But I have a hunch.

01:08:43 Sit tight.

01:08:44 Let me talk to his doctors.

01:08:45 [GRUNTING]

01:08:49 [GUNFIRE]

01:08:52 [GUNFIRE]

01:08:54 - Ooh.

01:08:55 [GRUNTING]

01:08:58 - Got a love sign.

01:08:59 [GRUNTING]

01:09:04 - Are you ser--

01:09:06 bro, y'all jumping, man.

01:09:07 Come on, relax.

01:09:08 - Yeah, you pissed me off.

01:09:11 - Yeah, give-- come on.

01:09:12 Get them smashed, bro.

01:09:15 - OK, I talked to the doctors.

01:09:17 Is there a sand crystal thingy near you?

01:09:20 - Yes.

01:09:21 - OK.

01:09:22 - Oh, that was sick.

01:09:23 - It's broken.

01:09:24 - Thank you for the dono, Alpaca.

01:09:27 She said, what's the most you spent on toys?

01:09:31 - On toys?

01:09:32 - Yeah.

01:09:33 - Trying to protect whatever's in that crystal.

01:09:36 But listen, you can find all the pieces--

01:09:39 - I think the most expensive figure, not toy,

01:09:44 is-- that I have is like $300.

01:09:52 - Thank you for the dono, Jaden, please.

01:09:54 I'm playing this myself, so watch out to a certain point.

01:09:56 But love the content, Roshi and Shir.

01:09:58 This is already game of the year.

01:10:00 Thank you.

01:10:02 - Yo, we need to have a discussion, right?

01:10:04 And we need to all be honest.

01:10:06 All-- how many of y'all in here?

01:10:09 Almost 2,000 people collectively.

01:10:11 - Who was your subconscious protecting?

01:10:12 - We need to have a serious conversation.

01:10:14 There's no way that Tears of the Kingdom

01:10:21 can win game of the year.

01:10:23 I'm only saying this about Tears of the Kingdom

01:10:26 and not anything else that came out this year

01:10:29 because we know how it goes when a Zelda game drops.

01:10:32 We all know how it goes.

01:10:33 This year has been absolutely stacked with fantastic games

01:10:37 that, in my opinion, have been more memorable than Tears

01:10:40 of the Kingdom.

01:10:40 So if they win game of the year, complete and utter cap

01:10:45 over everything else this year, there's no way.

01:10:47 There's literally no way.

01:10:49 - Somebody said Baldur's Gate 3 is winning.

01:10:51 - There's Baldur's Gate 3, which I didn't play,

01:10:53 but everybody loved.

01:10:54 There's this.

01:10:55 There's Lies of Pea.

01:10:56 There's Final Fantasy 16.

01:10:57 There's just no way that this game-- that game

01:11:00 can beat out any of those other games.

01:11:03 But we're going to see if any of these game companies

01:11:05 have integrity this year or if they're just going

01:11:08 to slobber on the Nintendo meet.

01:11:10 - Yeah, a lot of people said they'd be playing Baldur's.

01:11:13 - One minute I was with you, and the next, you were gone.

01:11:19 - Do they like memories?

01:11:20 - It's a contra.

01:11:21 - It looks like a heart.

01:11:22 That's cool.

01:11:23 - It does kind of look like a heart.

01:11:24 - Seems like it holds a part of Marco's memory.

01:11:26 MJ said that there were more crystals scattered

01:11:33 around the city.

01:11:35 Got to keep an eye out.

01:11:37 - What is the base--

01:11:38 what is the base about?

01:11:39 - Hey, you want to grab that last request?

01:11:41 Looks like some VIP stuck in a limo.

01:11:42 - The shape was kind of weird.

01:11:49 - What are you talking about?

01:11:50 - The red thing that had popped up on the left,

01:11:53 the shape was weird.

01:11:56 - You're immature.

01:11:57 - How am I immature?

01:11:58 That's the base of it.

01:11:59 We don't know what the rest of it was like.

01:12:01 - Yankee, is Mrs. Tomita still there?

01:12:04 - Yeah, she's with Haley right now.

01:12:05 She's trying to stall him for you.

01:12:07 - Nice.

01:12:08 Hopefully he's going to tell me how to write my college essay.

01:12:11 - You're not done with that yet?

01:12:13 - You know, since I already got in--

01:12:15 - Bro.

01:12:16 - --I can help you.

01:12:16 - Nah.

01:12:17 - Swinging without swing assist is just--

01:12:19 - Plus, if you help me get into college,

01:12:22 you never shut up about it.

01:12:23 - Yeah, that's true.

01:12:24 - Woo-hoo!

01:12:30 - Hey, stay away from that limo.

01:12:38 - Ah!

01:12:39 - It's the spider.

01:12:40 Get him!

01:12:41 - You thought I died?

01:12:42 - What limo?

01:12:42 That one?

01:12:43 In a certain--

01:12:43 - Sure.

01:12:44 - Hey!

01:12:49 - The paparazzi's bad enough.

01:12:50 The paparazzi with guns?

01:12:52 - We'll get hit.

01:12:55 - Y'all are the worst.

01:12:56 You know that?

01:12:58 - This is going to hit.

01:12:59 - Wee!

01:13:00 - Why can't we all just let people be people?

01:13:02 - Let's check on that person in the limo.

01:13:10 - Wow, he died from the web yank?

01:13:16 - Like, are y'all knocked out, or are you just deceased?

01:13:20 - He's breathing.

01:13:22 - Nah, he's moving.

01:13:23 Look at that.

01:13:24 - I'm still breathing.

01:13:25 - Oh, this nigga's out cold, bro.

01:13:30 - Yo!

01:13:33 Bro, his eyes is open.

01:13:35 - He was doing the runner's--

01:13:36 - Oh my god, bro is dead.

01:13:39 He's dead.

01:13:39 That's 100% confirmed.

01:13:42 Jesus Christ.

01:13:46 - Yo!

01:13:48 - Bro in the Timbs, man.

01:13:50 Cooked.

01:13:52 Wow, there's a possibility that he--

01:13:54 - At least I know he's in New York.

01:13:54 - There's a possibility that he's just knocked out,

01:13:56 but this nigga's folded.

01:13:58 His spine is crunched.

01:14:01 Well, it's all in a day's work.

01:14:04 I need water.

01:14:13 - I need water.

01:14:14 - Oh, whoops, that just wasn't far enough.

01:14:21 Oh, wow.

01:14:34 - J. Jonah Jameson.

01:14:36 I gotta tell Spider-Man.

01:14:37 - I think he's a dono Wakanda.

01:14:41 - He's a menace.

01:14:43 - I'm still bleeding.

01:14:44 - All right, Mr. Jameson, let's get you to the hospital.

01:14:49 - We gotta have a Yamin inspection.

01:14:54 - I shut her in anticipation.

01:14:56 Sealing a hydrant, then I'm on my way.

01:14:58 - Mr. Jameson, it's Spider-Man.

01:15:00 You with me?

01:15:01 - He gonna wake up sick AF.

01:15:05 - All right.

01:15:07 Like, this nigga just carrying around his carcass like this?

01:15:12 - Hey, Spider-Man.

01:15:13 Look who it is.

01:15:14 - Where am I?

01:15:17 Spider-Man!

01:15:18 - What happens if I, like--

01:15:20 if I fall from a large height with him on my back?

01:15:24 Do we die together?

01:15:25 - No, I'm helping you, man.

01:15:26 - Someone get a photo with us.

01:15:28 Matt's criminal's kidnapped.

01:15:29 We'll love the news, man.

01:15:30 - Some things never change.

01:15:32 - All right, I'm gonna leave you to it, then.

01:15:33 - Be nice to the doctors.

01:15:36 - They won't let me go that high with him.

01:15:39 - Thank you for the gifted sub, T-Man.

01:15:42 - Thank you for the donor, Wakanda.

01:15:44 - Come on, I'm trying to get really high and just fall.

01:15:50 - Somebody said swinging without the assistance on

01:15:52 looks like a chore.

01:15:54 - Yeah, I'm actually going to turn it off,

01:15:56 but leave fall damage on, because fall damage is actually

01:15:58 kind of funny.

01:15:59 - Gotta focus.

01:16:09 - Damn, they didn't let me fall.

01:16:12 - They didn't let me fall.

01:16:13 He shot out a web automatically.

01:16:14 - I-- I--

01:16:15 ooh.

01:16:17 Menaces.

01:16:18 I'm surrounded by menaces.

01:16:20 But J. Jonah Jameson is not going anywhere, you hear me?

01:16:24 I'm not going anywhere.

01:16:26 Wait, where am I going?

01:16:27 Where am I going?

01:16:29 - Yeah?

01:16:30 - I know you're not going anywhere.

01:16:32 - Give that old ass man a heart attack.

01:16:34 - Mr. Parker, where are you?

01:16:37 - Principal Evans, hi.

01:16:39 - And you have a donor cryptotax.

01:16:40 - Yes, this is me, Peter Parker.

01:16:41 - I'm sorry.

01:16:42 - I'm sorry to notify you of what a massive yam's.

01:16:44 - I'll be there soon, I promise.

01:16:46 - Maybe.

01:16:47 - I better see you in 10 seconds.

01:16:49 - Oh, no.

01:16:52 Breaking up, I-- well, soon.

01:16:54 - I can't believe I just did that.

01:16:58 - The drip, yo.

01:17:06 - Where's Mr. Sumida?

01:17:09 - Oh, he just left.

01:17:11 - Something about going on vacation?

01:17:13 - What?

01:17:22 That's incredible, Haley.

01:17:24 - Also, while you were gone, I found out

01:17:27 that I got the Rand scholarship.

01:17:30 - Oh, congrats, bro.

01:17:31 - Are you serious?

01:17:32 - Big W.

01:17:33 - Bro, that's like a full ride.

01:17:35 - Well, big day for everyone.

01:17:39 - I'm really missing out.

01:17:41 - Oh, man.

01:17:41 - That's what's up, Genki?

01:17:42 Kind of rhymes with Stank Looseness.

01:17:43 - I'm just busy being a superhero.

01:17:45 - But I also can't look away.

01:17:48 - Prince Blevins.

01:17:49 - Yeah.

01:17:49 Guess who decided to show up today?

01:17:51 - I know this looks--

01:17:52 - This thing is covered in sand.

01:17:54 - I'm so sorry.

01:17:55 - It's more than looks.

01:17:56 - No, I know, I know, I know, I know.

01:17:58 And this is the last thing that I wanted to happen,

01:18:00 and it'll never happen again.

01:18:02 - I've had enough of this.

01:18:03 No more excuses.

01:18:06 Your job is to protect these students,

01:18:08 not to abandon them.

01:18:11 You're fired.

01:18:13 - You're fired.

01:18:15 I thought that was sand.

01:18:16 It's just the light reflecting off his sweater.

01:18:18 - What have you gone all day?

01:18:19 - Dude, you being Spider-Man must be so hard keeping a job.

01:18:27 - That'd be my villain origin story right there.

01:18:29 - I'm sure that you're going to figure it out.

01:18:31 [MUSIC PLAYING]

01:18:35 - Man, when they just left that-- they just left

01:18:49 that man there like that.

01:19:00 - Hey, sorry about the job.

01:19:03 You weren't the worst teacher we've ever had, if that helps.

01:19:06 - Think I can put that on my resume?

01:19:08 - Well, listen, there's an open photo

01:19:10 call at the New York Bulletin.

01:19:12 I just sent a shot in yesterday.

01:19:14 It's not much money, but it's money.

01:19:17 - It's Robbie Robertson's paper.

01:19:19 We used to work together at the Bugle.

01:19:21 I think I know just what he'd like.

01:19:22 Thanks, Miles.

01:19:23 - No problem.

01:19:24 I might send him a few more shots too if I have time.

01:19:27 - Robbio?

01:19:28 - Named for the dog of my life.

01:19:30 - Don't show me the city.

01:19:32 Show me New York.

01:19:33 - You can't do this to me.

01:19:36 I just started teaching you.

01:19:40 You know how much I've sacrificed?

01:19:41 - Collections.

01:19:47 Marco's memories.

01:19:50 Gadgets.

01:19:51 Damn.

01:19:59 Bro, where is--

01:20:00 I love these menus.

01:20:05 Where's the costume selection?

01:20:11 Is that just not available yet?

01:20:16 - You don't have it yet.

01:20:23 - Oh.

01:20:24 All right, then.

01:20:28 Keep your secrets.

01:20:29 Show me that move again.

01:20:36 - Yeah, we did, Debra.

01:20:37 Think I'm going to give this dub team in.

01:20:44 - Yo, not him shaking his ass.

01:20:52 Look at that.

01:20:53 Yeah.

01:20:54 - Yeah.

01:20:55 Jirene.

01:20:56 - No, that's back.

01:20:57 - Jirene on a whole new level.

01:21:00 - You got to see when he first started, though, Shira.

01:21:02 Hang on.

01:21:03 Yeah, there you go.

01:21:06 - Just ready for takeoff.

01:21:11 - Hey, man.

01:21:12 - We use the circumference of the lamps.

01:21:16 The centrifugal force.

01:21:18 - The centrifugal force?

01:21:20 - Yes.

01:21:20 - She said centrifugal force.

01:21:22 Woo!

01:21:25 - It was part of the mispronunciation

01:21:29 to launch myself in the air with carbon dioxide.

01:21:33 - Are you OK?

01:21:35 - No.

01:21:37 - All right.

01:21:39 Yo, they're going to gang--

01:21:40 oh, Miles is here?

01:21:41 - Yeah, look at him.

01:21:49 He just clapped.

01:21:50 He got to lay down over there with his web.

01:21:53 - Oh, damn.

01:21:53 - That sucks.

01:21:54 - I aimed that all wrong.

01:21:55 OK, I got to learn how to time that parry.

01:22:03 There we go.

01:22:03 Yo, that is so dope.

01:22:24 - Nah, he got this.

01:22:25 - That was fire.

01:22:32 - Wait, you're going 3D print one?

01:22:37 - No.

01:22:38 - Ah!

01:22:38 - Yeah, that's why.

01:22:41 That's why they were laughing just now when they did it.

01:22:44 - Yeah.

01:22:47 - So where's the sniper?

01:22:48 - This game is--

01:22:49 - Where's the sniping one?

01:22:52 - This game is amazing.

01:22:53 - Somebody said, I ain't get that one.

01:22:58 Somebody said they best friends for real.

01:23:12 Thanks for the sub, Isaac.

01:23:16 - What the--

01:23:22 - Ain't that something?

01:23:23 - This is-- this is what--

01:23:27 - Where Brooklyn at?

01:23:29 Where Brooklyn at?

01:23:31 - You know DJs?

01:23:33 - This is not what niggas in Brooklyn do.

01:23:36 - Y'all don't play Freeze Field or Roof?

01:23:38 - No.

01:23:39 - Hey, y'all, y'all.

01:23:42 - Nigga, I--

01:23:42 - Yeah, let's draw Captain America's shield.

01:23:47 - Oh, wow, that's why.

01:23:48 - Miss me.

01:23:49 - Now to submit and--

01:23:52 - Peter, how you doing, son?

01:23:55 - Robbie, hi.

01:23:56 I know this is out of the blue, but I

01:23:59 wanted to let you know I just sent in a photo

01:24:01 for your open call.

01:24:02 - Wonderful.

01:24:03 We can definitely run this.

01:24:05 I got to duck into a meeting.

01:24:06 But if you find the beating heart of New York anywhere else,

01:24:09 send him my way.

01:24:11 It's good to hear from you.

01:24:12 - You too, Robbie.

01:24:13 Thanks.

01:24:15 - Have a good day, Rob Rob.

01:24:17 [WHOOSH]

01:24:18 - Let the non-reading begin?

01:24:22 What do y'all mean?

01:24:24 You have earned district progress

01:24:26 by stopping crimes and completing activities

01:24:28 in Little Odessa.

01:24:29 The map shows and tracks activities across New York's

01:24:34 14 districts.

01:24:34 As you progress through the story,

01:24:36 new activities will unlock.

01:24:39 Each district has three tiers of rewards.

01:24:41 The second reward tier allows you to fast

01:24:43 travel within that district.

01:24:45 - OK.

01:24:48 Scroll over a district to track your progress

01:24:51 and check the map often to find opportunities to help New York.

01:24:53 Scroll to cities to review any more activity

01:24:55 and add them to your map.

01:24:58 - OK.

01:25:00 All right, then.

01:25:02 Yeah, taking pictures of strangers without permission,

01:25:05 that's-- listen, I'm Spider-Man.

01:25:07 I can do whatever I want.

01:25:08 [WHOOSH]

01:25:09 - Woo!

01:25:13 I love this.

01:25:14 I love this so much.

01:25:15 - Hope you don't mind me interrupting here.

01:25:24 Hey, are you crashing my fight or am I crashing yours?

01:25:27 - Spider-Man's going down.

01:25:28 - We're crashing crime, dude.

01:25:29 - Show them what squad spider man can do.

01:25:31 [GRUNTING]

01:25:33 - Oh, you're done now.

01:25:37 - Damn, nigga.

01:25:42 - Yeah, bro, you're going to be in all of my fights, bro.

01:25:46 - Sweet.

01:25:47 I gotta bounce.

01:25:48 But I appreciate the assist.

01:25:50 - Fuck off.

01:25:50 You don't got another part of the city to go patrol?

01:25:52 - --pieces on me.

01:25:53 - You took down like 15 of them.

01:25:56 The guys aren't going to believe this.

01:25:58 - Say--

01:25:59 - Get the fuck out of here.

01:26:00 - --selfie?

01:26:00 - Bro, Air Jordan.

01:26:07 That's crazy.

01:26:08 - --you're crazy.

01:26:09 - Oh, he's the main character too, nigga.

01:26:17 [LAUGHS]

01:26:19 Oh, that's actually funny, because I wasn't even

01:26:21 thinking about that.

01:26:22 I'm like, damn, bro, you're going to be all of my fights?

01:26:25 Wait, you want to take a picture?

01:26:26 Where's the camera at?

01:26:28 Oh, wait.

01:26:30 Wait.

01:26:31 How do I pull up the camera again?

01:26:32 - Ha, ha, ha.

01:26:35 Ho, ho, ho.

01:26:37 - There we go.

01:26:38 Damn, bro, you ugly as shit.

01:26:49 That's all good, though.

01:26:50 [LAUGHS]

01:27:01 - --suit is sandy and all the wrong--

01:27:03 - Y'all sure are hungry as shit over here, man.

01:27:06 Sure over here sneaking and trying to get some Uber Eats.

01:27:09 Oh, what the hell?

01:27:18 Hang on.

01:27:20 Hold up.

01:27:21 Wait.

01:27:23 - Thanks for the sub, Avino, an ancient dragon.

01:27:26 - What the--

01:27:34 - Ah.

01:27:36 - Oh, nigga, I'm missing all--

01:27:38 there we go.

01:27:40 - Woo, catch that UB drive, baby.

01:27:43 [MUSIC PLAYING]

01:27:46 - Damn.

01:28:09 Well, well, that was sloppy.

01:28:12 [MUSIC PLAYING]

01:28:14 - Oh, nigga.

01:28:24 That's not what I thought was going to happen.

01:28:32 Change clothes.

01:28:35 Oh, there we go.

01:28:40 OK.

01:28:42 You've received the city token.

01:28:43 You can purchase new suits using city tokens, tech parts,

01:28:46 and other resources.

01:28:46 Yeah, just like the last game.

01:28:47 You can also craft new styles for your suits.

01:28:49 Craft the styles for the advanced suit 2.0.

01:28:57 Suits with styles have three alternative styles

01:29:00 in addition to the original.

01:29:01 That one's cold.

01:29:07 Additional suits and styles will unlock as you progress.

01:29:10 Acquire them by collecting city tokens and other resources.

01:29:12 Scarlet 3 suit, advanced suit.

01:29:24 Arachnid suit.

01:29:35 Is that cape carbon fiber?

01:29:38 The Altair suit.

01:29:39 Oh, shit.

01:29:43 What?

01:29:51 Apocalyptic.

01:29:52 This is dope.

01:29:53 25th century.

01:29:58 That's hideous.

01:29:59 Bro, what?

01:30:06 Bro, what?

01:30:08 What the fuck is this?

01:30:09 The Black Widow.

01:30:19 Sun Wukong.

01:30:26 I guess that makes sense.

01:30:33 Yo, I think this is clean, though.

01:30:36 That's really dope.

01:30:37 Stylish.

01:30:46 Hey, MJ.

01:30:47 Hey, I'm headed to your place to drop something off.

01:30:49 Is the back door unlocked?

01:30:51 I don't know.

01:30:52 Oh, my back door is always unlocked, baby.

01:30:54 I'll just meet you there.

01:30:55 Yeah.

01:30:56 OK, cool.

01:30:56 You and Miles get back to school, OK?

01:30:58 Listen, Peter might be a freaky nigga, bro.

01:31:00 Quite a first day for you.

01:31:03 Hopefully tomorrow will be quieter.

01:31:05 I am sure it will be.

01:31:07 See you in a bit.

01:31:10 It's worse than getting fired.

01:31:12 Telling your girlfriend that you got fired.

01:31:14 Wow.

01:31:24 I love this method of getting around the city.

01:31:26 [WATER SPLASHING]

01:31:29 You're not wrong.

01:31:37 In the comics, some freaky stuff happens.

01:31:39 Oh, my god.

01:31:41 Listen, whatever Peter Parker does in his spare time

01:31:45 is his business.

01:31:46 Traffic was awful.

01:31:47 Tan Man really made a mess.

01:31:49 Seems like you're getting the hang of that thing.

01:31:52 Well, it is convenient in the city,

01:31:55 but I'm not convinced I'm a bike person.

01:32:00 Convinced me.

01:32:00 What's wrong?

01:32:07 I got fired.

01:32:08 You were so excited about this job.

01:32:13 I know.

01:32:14 I had the whole semester planned out.

01:32:16 Next week, we were going to make a potato-powered helicopter.

01:32:20 A potato?

01:32:21 I'm so sorry.

01:32:22 Powered helicopter.

01:32:24 I might be joining you in the unemployment line.

01:32:28 Jonah already cleaning house?

01:32:30 Sort of.

01:32:31 He's instituting a radical meritocracy.

01:32:35 What does that even mean?

01:32:36 It means that whoever doesn't write a front page

01:32:39 story in the next week is fired.

01:32:43 Oh, well, we find them.

01:32:44 That's trash.

01:32:45 You're the best reporter they have.

01:32:50 What you got in there?

01:32:53 Unsold some Caria books.

01:32:56 Running out of storage at my place.

01:32:58 But you got great reviews.

01:32:59 I sold 14 copies.

01:33:02 Nobody wanted to read about some Caria.

01:33:05 The Bugle is the biggest outlet in the city.

01:33:07 I can make a difference there.

01:33:09 But if I get fired, I don't know what I'll do.

01:33:12 You took a photo of me?

01:33:13 You took a photo of me?

01:33:14 Stop.

01:33:16 I tried making an impact from the outside and 14 copies.

01:33:22 Now I need to change things from the inside.

01:33:25 I haven't had time to clean.

01:33:33 Oh, yeah, you did.

01:33:37 You could have swung around and put stuff away.

01:33:40 It took you like 10 minutes.

01:33:43 I'm just going to tidy up a bit.

01:33:48 Yo, so I have a question, right?

01:33:50 So I don't read the comics like that, right?

01:33:52 But when I play Miles Morales, by the end of the game,

01:33:54 I'm like, bro, why does everybody

01:33:57 know that this nigga is Spider-Man?

01:33:59 Is that a thing?

01:34:00 Everybody just knows that this kid is Spider-Man?

01:34:04 Genki, his mama found out, Finn found out, uncle found out.

01:34:08 Damn, bro.

01:34:09 You can't keep a secret, bro?

01:34:11 Oh, OK.

01:34:14 How'd they get a house like this with a reporter's income?

01:34:17 Is this--

01:34:19 It's a nice house.

01:34:22 Yeah, this shit is gigantic.

01:34:23 I'm not even going to lie.

01:34:24 Well, they're about to go into foreclosure, my man.

01:34:30 They said it's Aunt May's house.

01:34:32 Oh, OK.

01:34:33 That's what I was initially going to say when I was like,

01:34:34 isn't this--

01:34:36 but then the house was empty.

01:34:38 So I was like, OK.

01:34:39 But you know what?

01:34:39 That couch kind of gave it away right there.

01:34:41 Yeah.

01:34:42 Yeah, that's an old lady couch.

01:34:45 And a side chair.

01:34:46 He's still about to go into foreclosure.

01:34:47 Oh, look at that.

01:34:49 Look at that.

01:34:51 Look at that.

01:34:52 I said it, and here it is.

01:34:53 Mortgage billing statement, past due, $4,700.

01:34:58 This is a $500,000 house.

01:35:01 That's crazy.

01:35:02 The outstanding-- but that's it?

01:35:04 That's actually kind of--

01:35:05 I would have expected it to be more.

01:35:07 No, that's just the outstanding principal.

01:35:08 That doesn't mean that's how much they paid for it.

01:35:10 Oh, true.

01:35:11 That's just how much they have left.

01:35:13 So depending on how long she owned this big,

01:35:16 this house was probably like $600,000.

01:35:20 Good Lord.

01:35:21 With a 6.89% interest rate, this is why people can't buy homes.

01:35:26 277 months left to pay $4,400.

01:35:33 Listen, I know a lot of you guys out there

01:35:36 are looking into getting your first home,

01:35:38 or you're just not homeowners at all.

01:35:40 Look at this.

01:35:40 Look at this shit.

01:35:41 This is crazy.

01:35:42 Yeah, investigate that.

01:35:48 That's a really high mortgage for--

01:35:50 Oh, she mortgaged the house to keep fees to flow.

01:35:52 OK.

01:35:54 Because I was about to say, but still, that's

01:35:57 a really high monthly payment for that

01:36:00 to be your outstanding principal.

01:36:01 Well, guess what?

01:36:02 Now the niggas had fees got to pay this mortgage.

01:36:04 How about that?

01:36:05 That mortgage should not be no $4,700.

01:36:09 It's New York.

01:36:10 No, even still, not on a $494,000 principal.

01:36:16 Speed, not a gun.

01:36:19 Oh, he made the game.

01:36:20 Thanks for the raid, Christine.

01:36:28 Hey, Christine.

01:36:30 Thank you for the raid.

01:36:31 Oh, get these bananas out of the house, bro.

01:36:34 What's next, you think?

01:36:36 I don't know.

01:36:37 What is next?

01:36:40 It's fruit flies.

01:36:43 Bro, throw that out the window.

01:36:46 I can't.

01:36:48 What?

01:36:48 I mean, I could, but I can't.

01:36:52 OK.

01:36:53 No, no, I can't let you do that.

01:36:57 Well, you about to get fired, too.

01:36:59 You said Jonah might clean house.

01:37:00 I won't let him fire me.

01:37:03 You know how much this house means to you.

01:37:06 We'll figure it out.

01:37:07 Yeah, Jonah about to call security on you.

01:37:10 OK.

01:37:11 This is a Chinese fly.

01:37:12 OK, I had to wait for him to finish.

01:37:13 I wanted to wait for him to finish talking,

01:37:15 because why is this guy so nasty?

01:37:18 He ain't never here.

01:37:20 You know what?

01:37:20 You have a great point.

01:37:21 He's always out fighting crime, but this is just ridiculous.

01:37:24 No, but that's my point.

01:37:25 You ain't here.

01:37:25 Why are you so nasty?

01:37:27 Because he-- OK, all right, sure.

01:37:29 He was eating Chinese food.

01:37:30 Then throw it in the trash and leave.

01:37:32 Your house should look like nobody lived there.

01:37:34 But hang on.

01:37:34 OK, so when the city's in turmoil and Green Goblin's

01:37:37 fucking shit up, you think he thinks about throwing away

01:37:39 the Chinese food box?

01:37:39 Take it with you.

01:37:41 Litter it on the street.

01:37:42 Why you littering it in your house?

01:37:43 New York is nasty anyway.

01:37:46 Yo, that's crazy.

01:37:48 She said take it out.

01:37:49 So Spider-Man's going to fight crime while littering?

01:37:54 No, there ain't no-- this ain't no-- listen, look.

01:37:57 This is unacceptable.

01:37:58 Energy bar?

01:37:59 Look at all the crumbs.

01:38:01 OK, I will say--

01:38:02 I will say--

01:38:04 I will say, unless he ate all three of those at one time,

01:38:07 this is nasty as shit.

01:38:09 No, he nasty.

01:38:11 He got the-- what are those stains?

01:38:13 That's not a coffee--

01:38:14 Those are cup stains.

01:38:16 But like--

01:38:16 He don't use a--

01:38:17 Those are bowl stains.

01:38:18 He don't use a coaster.

01:38:19 What is on the bottom of his bowl?

01:38:21 Water.

01:38:22 It's leaving water stains on the wood.

01:38:26 Insomniac, why you do my boy like this?

01:38:29 Why so much sesame seeds on the--

01:38:31 ew!

01:38:32 Gross.

01:38:32 I can't even finish the noodles.

01:38:34 This is unacceptable.

01:38:35 The apple's going bad.

01:38:37 It's rotten.

01:38:37 The bananas is rotten.

01:38:38 The low-grain.

01:38:39 No, he's nasty.

01:38:40 You nasty, Spider-Man.

01:38:41 Wow, bro.

01:38:42 You should be ashamed of yourself.

01:38:44 I can't believe I looked up to this guy as a kid.

01:38:46 This is disgusting.

01:38:47 This is a damn shame, bro.

01:38:54 Anybody defend this here scene right now?

01:38:58 --any more about moving in?

01:38:59 It's fucking-- bro, I would never eat from your house, bro.

01:39:03 She don't want to move in because she won't fit.

01:39:05 She's like, hell no.

01:39:07 I'm moving in this nasty ass bin.

01:39:10 Carolina said, chill out, Pete.

01:39:13 Yo, Kali with the--

01:39:15 OK, Kali over on YouTube said he could just web it all up

01:39:17 and put it in the bin in one swipe.

01:39:19 You know what?

01:39:19 He could make a trash bag out of his web.

01:39:22 But he could literally clean up the whole mess in two seconds.

01:39:24 It's literally not an excuse.

01:39:27 He's just nasty.

01:39:30 Look at the laundry, bro.

01:39:32 All you do is wear the spider suit

01:39:34 and clothes over the spider suit.

01:39:35 Why you got so much dirty clothes?

01:39:38 This is unacceptable.

01:39:40 Yo, all this nigga wears is a spider suit, bro.

01:39:43 He hasn't done laundry in months.

01:39:45 His clothes should be clean over the suit.

01:39:48 You sweating on the suit.

01:39:49 You ain't sweating on your clothes.

01:39:51 Oh my god.

01:39:52 This bread probably tough as shit.

01:39:54 It's not even in the bag.

01:39:55 It's just not in the open, bro.

01:39:56 We got to get the hell up out of here.

01:39:58 Can we go fight crime or something?

01:40:02 Don't worry, I'm going to go talk to MJ.

01:40:03 I just want to finish examining this mess.

01:40:09 So there's dirty clothes right here.

01:40:10 He just dropped the boxes on top of it

01:40:12 instead of picking the clothes up first.

01:40:15 More-- OK.

01:40:16 Listen, he ain't got to come--

01:40:17 More Chinese food, more pizza.

01:40:18 Listen, he ain't got to come save me,

01:40:20 because he probably stank anyway.

01:40:21 So he come swaying, and I got to smell his little nasty body

01:40:25 odor while he's carrying me around the city.

01:40:27 That has to be canon.

01:40:28 Spider-Man stinks.

01:40:30 He stank.

01:40:31 Look at his laundry.

01:40:32 Look, it's on the top and on the bottom.

01:40:35 Yeah, I need to donate it, but--

01:40:37 no, just-- what are you looking at?

01:40:42 Some pretty cute old photos of you.

01:40:45 Man, I haven't seen these in a while.

01:40:46 I think that was in my bedroom.

01:40:51 Oh, that says balance.

01:40:52 I thought it said Balenciaga for a second.

01:40:53 I was like, bro, what?

01:40:55 CJ, talk about some--

01:40:56 oh, you go say a man for three hours

01:40:58 and then come home and wash dishes.

01:41:00 First of all, he not fighting Sandman for three hours

01:41:02 every effing day.

01:41:03 He got an effing job.

01:41:04 If he got time to have a job, he got time to clean up his house

01:41:07 when he get home from his boring behind job.

01:41:10 So I don't want to hear nothing about that.

01:41:12 Listen, anybody defending this, you nasty.

01:41:15 OK?

01:41:16 You nasty.

01:41:16 It tells me how you living at home.

01:41:18 You nasty.

01:41:19 That's what it look like.

01:41:20 He could afford a daddy.

01:41:21 Get a daddy.

01:41:22 Or somebody to clean the house.

01:41:24 I don't know.

01:41:25 Y'all hear this?

01:41:26 Y'all hear this, ladies?

01:41:27 Don't settle for less.

01:41:28 Even if your man is a superhero, tell that nigga to take a shower.

01:41:31 Hell yeah!

01:41:32 Tell him you stink.

01:41:33 Tell him he dirty.

01:41:35 Mary Jane, tell this boy he dirty.

01:41:37 Why didn't Aunt May upgrade the fridge?

01:41:39 Why is the fridge from the '60s?

01:41:42 You know what?

01:41:43 Look at that.

01:41:44 It's dusty in here.

01:41:45 Y'all see that?

01:41:48 It is dusty.

01:41:48 OK, they literally wanted you to see this guy is disgusting.

01:41:55 No, I'm not the one fighting crime.

01:41:56 But if I was fighting crime, I promise you my house

01:41:58 would not look like that.

01:41:59 I promise you.

01:42:04 OK, OK, OK.

01:42:06 So he took a bath this morning.

01:42:07 There's water on the floor.

01:42:10 Listen--

01:42:10 This place could use some candles.

01:42:12 People put candles in bathrooms, right?

01:42:14 Nigga, pick up your clothes.

01:42:15 Ew, look at that.

01:42:16 Oh, no.

01:42:17 Uh-uh.

01:42:18 Ew!

01:42:19 Ew!

01:42:20 Wait, what is that?

01:42:21 OK, I know some of y'all watch HGTV.

01:42:23 What is the name of that show where they just come and just

01:42:25 knock all the shit in your house over

01:42:27 and just give you basically a whole new house on the inside?

01:42:31 Somebody--

01:42:31 Somebody said, check the toilet.

01:42:34 You know what?

01:42:35 That's a great point.

01:42:36 If there's a poop in the toilet, I'm turning this game off.

01:42:38 Thank you for the donut, Gouliska.

01:42:40 OK.

01:42:42 I mean, the toilet seat kind of--

01:42:45 you need to replace that.

01:42:47 But other than that, at least it's--

01:42:49 bro, look at the corner in the wall.

01:42:52 Look at the grime.

01:42:53 Why is there grime on the floor?

01:42:55 Bro, what is happening?

01:42:58 Is this an abandoned house?

01:43:00 You would think.

01:43:01 That's why I said this is unacceptable.

01:43:03 Bro, whoever was in charge of the environment

01:43:08 when they did this house, they got my boy fucked up.

01:43:12 It's like a rogue wave sometimes.

01:43:14 Aw.

01:43:15 No, no, no.

01:43:20 Let him live.

01:43:21 No, he need to clean up.

01:43:22 All the other superheroes--

01:43:24 See, it's clean in our maze room.

01:43:25 --they got-- yeah, because she's clean.

01:43:28 But is she, though?

01:43:28 Because the rest of the--

01:43:30 He don't live in her room.

01:43:32 He live in the rest of the house.

01:43:36 She got one of them old--

01:43:37 oh, wait, no, that's a big booty TV.

01:43:39 Yeah, that's a big booty TV.

01:43:41 Big booty ass TV.

01:43:42 What year is it?

01:43:43 Yeah, we know she's deceased.

01:43:50 But her room wasn't left a mess where she left.

01:43:52 Obviously, she don't live in there.

01:43:54 She made sure she cleaned up before she died.

01:43:56 She was considerate.

01:43:59 She said, I think I might die today.

01:44:01 Let me clean up.

01:44:01 All the other superheroes they show--

01:44:09 Batman, Superman, all them other ones,

01:44:11 they got a clean house.

01:44:12 Batman has a butler, Shira.

01:44:13 That's different.

01:44:14 Exactly.

01:44:15 But he live clean.

01:44:15 Hang on.

01:44:16 Spider-Man, is he a threat or a menace?

01:44:19 Our phone lines are open.

01:44:20 Menace, definitely a big fat menace.

01:44:23 Let me tell you something about this asshole superhero.

01:44:26 He's neither super nor a hero.

01:44:29 So what is that?

01:44:29 A war?

01:44:30 A fraud?

01:44:30 An attention seeker?

01:44:31 And now you put holes in the wall.

01:44:33 This is a flashback.

01:44:34 I know.

01:44:34 What was that?

01:44:36 What was what?

01:44:39 Peter.

01:44:41 Oh, I--

01:44:43 I fell.

01:44:43 Oh, my god.

01:44:44 That had been me.

01:44:45 I heard a rat in the wall.

01:44:47 Yeah.

01:44:48 Hey, what's wrong?

01:44:50 It's nothing.

01:44:52 I was just-- oh.

01:44:56 When I was your age, I was head of the debate club,

01:45:09 captain of the soccer team, and second violin in orchestra.

01:45:15 Every year, I wanted a new feather in my cap.

01:45:20 But when I tried to add honor roll student on top,

01:45:24 I fell apart.

01:45:26 Instead of being good at a few things,

01:45:28 I wasn't good at anything.

01:45:31 So I scaled back.

01:45:34 Balance is a process.

01:45:41 Oh, that's why the picture said balance on it.

01:45:44 OK.

01:45:49 I'm still working on that.

01:45:50 Now, come on.

01:45:54 Oh, this is so wholesome.

01:45:58 And yes, Aunt May lives clean, because you

01:46:00 can see her house is clean.

01:46:03 Like, you can see it's different.

01:46:07 I like this moment.

01:46:08 This is so wholesome.

01:46:09 Yeah.

01:46:11 Oh, I miss Aunt May.

01:46:13 Oh.

01:46:15 And then he just tore her house up.

01:46:16 Aunt May had a point.

01:46:18 Can't take too much on.

01:46:20 Something's got to give.

01:46:23 I should go check on MJ.

01:46:25 See, that's the only thing you come in here and grab,

01:46:27 is the soup right here.

01:46:28 Oh, wait.

01:46:28 This is dope.

01:46:29 Championship Wrestling, Crusher Hogan versus Spider.

01:46:33 I got you for three minutes.

01:46:35 Well, that was bone saw, but that's

01:46:36 what this is alluding to.

01:46:39 Bone saw is ready.

01:46:41 Aunt May, the size of those glasses.

01:46:54 Oh, the throwback of Aunt May.

01:46:57 What kind of dog is that again, Shira?

01:46:59 What is that called?

01:47:01 A bloodhound.

01:47:03 OK.

01:47:05 Is that the kind of dog you ever read that book, Sounder,

01:47:07 when you were younger?

01:47:08 Is that the kind of dog Sounder was?

01:47:10 I didn't read Sounder.

01:47:11 It's a Basset hound.

01:47:12 A Basset hound, yeah.

01:47:14 That's what I meant.

01:47:16 I knew it was some kind of hound.

01:47:17 Uncle Ben, looking good.

01:47:19 They like characters from As Dusk Falls?

01:47:24 Stop.

01:47:24 Oh, buddy, old pal.

01:47:33 OK.

01:47:34 [FOOTSTEPS]

01:47:37 Just got a tip.

01:47:47 Raph's moving a couple of inmates to Ravencroft tomorrow

01:47:49 for evaluation.

01:47:50 They say who?

01:47:51 No, but I'm going to find out.

01:47:54 She looks like an actress.

01:47:55 Who does she look like?

01:47:56 I can't--

01:47:57 [DOOR OPENS]

01:47:57 [SCREAMS]

01:47:58 What the fuck?

01:47:59 MJ!

01:47:59 [DOOR OPENS]

01:48:00 [DOOR CLOSES]

01:48:00 [DOOR OPENS]

01:48:01 [DOOR OPENS]

01:48:01 [DOOR CLOSES]

01:48:02 [DOOR OPENS]

01:48:03 [DOOR OPENS]

01:48:03 [DOOR CLOSES]

01:48:04 [SOBBING]

01:48:06 Oh, my god.

01:48:07 Oh, the fuckery begins.

01:48:09 Doctors haven't cleared me for MJ hugs yet.

01:48:11 Sorry.

01:48:11 Oh, he got on the--

01:48:12 The chukkas?

01:48:13 Yeah, the chukkas.

01:48:16 I missed you.

01:48:16 I missed-- I went to Clark's before I came here.

01:48:18 Harry, please go look at that house

01:48:20 and tell your friend to clean up the daggol house.

01:48:22 I'm so sorry.

01:48:23 This nigga Harry is venom.

01:48:24 You think he got time for that?

01:48:26 Yeah.

01:48:26 So how was Europe?

01:48:31 Sorry about all that.

01:48:32 I was being treated in isolation here in the city.

01:48:35 And I didn't want you guys to worry about me.

01:48:37 Is it the same thing your mom had?

01:48:38 OK, here we go.

01:48:39 It was.

01:48:40 Past tense.

01:48:41 We think it's in remission.

01:48:44 Mm.

01:48:44 Harry, this is--

01:48:46 Cancer.

01:48:47 I can't believe it.

01:48:47 You look great.

01:48:50 I feel great.

01:48:52 Oh, you have to get to work.

01:48:54 Dinner tomorrow?

01:48:56 Coney Island?

01:48:57 World Time's sake?

01:48:58 It's a date.

01:48:59 [MUSIC PLAYING]

01:49:02 [LAUGHTER]

01:49:05 That's new.

01:49:10 Yeah, it's a little skill she picked up

01:49:12 when we were in Samkaria.

01:49:15 Sorry for going over to your house.

01:49:16 That was a real loud bowl when she left out the house, though.

01:49:19 Are you kidding?

01:49:19 You want to come inside?

01:49:19 All right.

01:49:20 You got a smashing or something?

01:49:21 What's going on?

01:49:22 Actually, that was a real loud bowl.

01:49:23 I need you to go for a ride with me.

01:49:25 Sure.

01:49:26 I'm surprised the frugal flyer is still on the road.

01:49:30 I was thinking we might roll like we used to.

01:49:33 Is that my old bike?

01:49:38 Nah.

01:49:38 Nah, I found it on the internet.

01:49:40 It's a close match, though, right?

01:49:42 Wow.

01:49:43 Yeah.

01:49:45 You even got the same stickers and everything.

01:49:47 You see the Spider-Man and Goblin colors?

01:49:49 You sure this isn't my bike?

01:49:50 The green and red.

01:49:53 Yeah.

01:49:54 Where are we going?

01:49:55 You'll see.

01:49:56 Come on.

01:49:57 Try to keep up.

01:49:59 I get to ride a bike?

01:50:00 You sure you're up for this?

01:50:02 Oh, yeah.

01:50:02 I'm feeling good.

01:50:04 I was using the cane just for insurance,

01:50:05 but I don't even need it.

01:50:07 I think you have more energy than I do.

01:50:09 Pedal down the block.

01:50:10 So tell me everything.

01:50:12 What's been keeping you busy?

01:50:14 Just substitute teaching in between getting fired.

01:50:18 I've also been tutoring a high school kid.

01:50:20 He's special.

01:50:23 Reminds me a little of me, actually.

01:50:25 Lucky kid.

01:50:26 I like this little moment.

01:50:27 I never would have passed honors calc without your help.

01:50:30 Hey, I read about your old boss, Dr. Octavius.

01:50:34 That must have been crazy.

01:50:36 That's one way to put it, yeah.

01:50:38 I wish you'd been around.

01:50:41 Harry, why didn't you tell me you were sick?

01:50:44 I'd have been there in a shot.

01:50:46 You wouldn't have liked what you'd seen.

01:50:48 The treatment was horrible.

01:50:50 I was floating in a tank with a healing agent.

01:50:54 Gave me awful nightmares.

01:50:56 A tank?

01:50:57 Wow.

01:50:58 Experimental stuff.

01:51:01 Wait, we're at Midtown High.

01:51:04 Is that actually where we're going?

01:51:05 It neither confirmed nor denied.

01:51:07 Them jeans is kind of tight.

01:51:13 This place looks exactly the same as Tenner's.

01:51:17 They don't got shit on Clive pants.

01:51:19 That's next level, though.

01:51:24 Thanks.

01:51:26 Come on.

01:51:27 Why'd you bring us here?

01:51:28 We both hated high school.

01:51:30 Remember that time Flash and his buddies

01:51:32 cornered me and broke my laptop?

01:51:34 We lost that presentation.

01:51:35 For the young entrepreneurs competition.

01:51:37 We'd worked for months on that thing.

01:51:39 And the state meet was the next morning.

01:51:41 I had a backup on a USB.

01:51:43 But it was in your locker.

01:51:45 We called the school begging to let us in.

01:51:47 But they said no.

01:51:48 It was after hours.

01:51:49 We were so desperate.

01:51:50 We walked around the entire school trying every door.

01:51:54 Until we got to this one.

01:51:56 Wait, what?

01:52:02 I remember we had a jimmy.

01:52:03 Wow.

01:52:07 They haven't fixed that door in years.

01:52:10 Shall we?

01:52:10 Coast is clear.

01:52:20 Come on.

01:52:20 You sure the drive is upstairs in your locker?

01:52:26 Get the thumb drive from Peter's locker.

01:52:28 I thought you were here.

01:52:29 I was.

01:52:30 I mean, I am.

01:52:31 Why are you asking now?

01:52:33 Next up in the graph is rookie all-star number 12--

01:52:37 Hold up.

01:52:38 --Eric Monicelli.

01:52:40 It's right field, Rick.

01:52:41 What's he doing here on Friday night?

01:52:43 Listening to the game.

01:52:45 RBI.

01:52:46 Show us that rookie of the month stuff, kid.

01:52:48 You're going to be on this team forever.

01:52:50 Let's make a run for it.

01:52:53 No, wait.

01:52:54 He'll see us.

01:52:56 Bro, Peter had no drip.

01:52:58 Peter.

01:52:59 Good lord.

01:53:02 What is his fit, my guy?

01:53:04 Just aim it at something loud.

01:53:06 Bucket?

01:53:07 Too messy.

01:53:08 Flash, get ready to be tackled.

01:53:10 Yeah.

01:53:11 No, we need noise, not property damage.

01:53:14 Hey-oh!

01:53:16 Go back.

01:53:16 That was a nice defensive play.

01:53:19 [INAUDIBLE]

01:53:22 Nice.

01:53:24 Come on.

01:53:24 OK, I immediately know that there's somebody in here with me.

01:53:27 So they didn't see y'all looking out the-- y'all didn't look out

01:53:29 the window and see these two people running by the minute

01:53:32 you heard this loud behind you?

01:53:34 It was really great.

01:53:36 She had one critique, though, a name.

01:53:39 She said we should rename it.

01:53:40 Here's Noisies.

01:53:41 Holy cow, that's perfect.

01:53:45 Once we get to the top of the stairs, your locker's right there, right?

01:53:48 Get down.

01:53:49 Did he see us?

01:53:51 I don't think so.

01:53:53 Split up.

01:53:54 Meet me back at the gym.

01:53:56 Hey, who's that?

01:53:57 Yeah?

01:53:58 We're in trouble, Mayday.

01:53:59 Oh.

01:54:03 Wow.

01:54:04 That's all it takes.

01:54:04 It's stuck to his hand.

01:54:07 Spider fuckery.

01:54:08 They being mad loud.

01:54:09 You being mad loud, my guy?

01:54:12 Oh, no, I'm out.

01:54:13 And he's out.

01:54:19 L preparation.

01:54:20 Where are you, you little punk?

01:54:22 It just gets worse and worse.

01:54:24 Sir, what are you going to do with this flashlight except get your ass beat?

01:54:27 Someone in here playing tricks, huh?

01:54:32 Why did he look up?

01:54:33 I could really use a refill on my--

01:54:34 I mean, I wouldn't look up.

01:54:35 Wait.

01:54:36 I think I have extra wet fluid stuff in the phone.

01:54:38 I think that's the difference.

01:54:40 Women would be just like, look at all the plates.

01:54:43 I got to get better at fluid management.

01:54:45 [MUSIC PLAYING]

01:54:48 Shit, he's going to be around.

01:54:56 Up.

01:54:57 I didn't order nothing.

01:55:08 I just needed to stare at some food.

01:55:10 Yeah?

01:55:10 I was actually hoping you did order something

01:55:12 so I could take some of it.

01:55:15 I didn't.

01:55:16 I just stared at the menu for a while.

01:55:19 And then I virtually just ate it and then put the phone down.

01:55:25 Damn, that's sad as shit.

01:55:26 I just stared at it for a while.

01:55:28 I was like, all right.

01:55:29 Oh, shit, I didn't even see this one over here.

01:55:31 I'm satisfied.

01:55:32 I got my fill.

01:55:34 Yeah?

01:55:34 So library to photo lab, photo lab to gym, gym to locker.

01:55:44 Easy.

01:55:46 Gym class heroes.

01:55:47 Path is clear.

01:55:53 Crap.

01:55:55 [MUSIC PLAYING]

01:55:57 Hey!

01:55:58 Oh, I really wish I had backed this project up online.

01:56:01 Was definitely a kid.

01:56:06 No such thing as the ghost of Midtown.

01:56:08 It was actually your mom, bro.

01:56:14 You're fucked.

01:56:14 Yeah, some schools have security guards walking around like that.

01:56:22 Uncertified.

01:56:23 At night, though?

01:56:24 Some do, especially probably in this area.

01:56:35 Woo!

01:56:36 Let's get up out of here.

01:56:37 So is what I need in there?

01:56:48 Yes.

01:56:49 [MUSIC PLAYING]

01:56:52 Situational awareness set to zero.

01:56:59 Eating vents.

01:57:04 A spider's best friend.

01:57:07 OK, where did I leave my web fluid stuff?

01:57:10 Yeah.

01:57:11 Ran into MJ right after this.

01:57:18 Couldn't decide between hey or hi, so I said, hi-yay.

01:57:23 Yeah.

01:57:25 Maybe I'll hi-yay, but I--

01:57:27 [LAUGHTER]

01:57:29 Totally worth it.

01:57:30 What if MJ was like, what a loser?

01:57:34 Oh, there we go.

01:57:36 Gotcha.

01:57:36 L hiding spots.

01:57:42 Keep moving.

01:57:47 Stop talking.

01:57:48 Listen, I'm going to say whatever I want,

01:57:53 because I'm going to blast you in the face with a web.

01:57:55 He's out.

01:57:55 [LAUGHTER]

01:57:58 Fix this up, Jasper.

01:58:02 Like I said, L planning.

01:58:04 See, now I'm going to say whatever I want,

01:58:09 because I'm going to blast you in the face with a web.

01:58:12 There's no reason to hide no more.

01:58:14 Just the minute he turns around, just hit him right in between

01:58:17 the eyeballs.

01:58:18 Doesn't he go see your identity?

01:58:19 No.

01:58:20 That's why I said you hit him right in between the eyeballs.

01:58:22 But he's still going to see you before the web hit him.

01:58:26 You're underestimating just how fast Spider-Man is.

01:58:29 Accidentally kills a security guard

01:58:31 and shoot him in the face with a web.

01:58:33 Bro, go.

01:58:38 I was about to say, go to that vent, boy.

01:58:42 Old backpack.

01:58:44 Forgot I put that here.

01:58:46 Got to start keeping track of these things.

01:58:48 I can't get away from this guy.

01:58:55 Got to distract him so I can get out of here.

01:58:57 They won't let me shoot him.

01:59:05 I tried.

01:59:05 What's that?

01:59:12 This is me making a break for it.

01:59:14 How the fuck would you run over to the-- OK, here.

01:59:17 You can just stay where you are.

01:59:19 Stop running away.

01:59:20 I bet Harry's already at the gym.

01:59:26 Got to hurry.

01:59:26 Somebody said Easter egg.

01:59:27 There's an Easter egg in there?

01:59:29 [MUSIC PLAYING]

01:59:57 Jump on his head just for the giggles.

01:59:59 [MUSIC PLAYING]

02:00:27 Right field, Rick.

02:00:29 Got to move him away from that door.

02:00:31 Pull themselves out of the slope.

02:00:32 What?

02:00:33 I don't have a ghost.

02:00:34 Bro.

02:00:37 I'm sorry for this, Rick.

02:00:38 OK.

02:00:39 Now, you can't tell me we don't have a damn ghost.

02:00:43 Actually, stretch ghost.

02:00:45 Just a spider.

02:00:46 Must be out there.

02:00:47 Hurry up.

02:00:55 This guy's taking a long--

02:00:58 get out of this--

02:00:58 Oh my god.

02:00:59 Two clowns, bro.

02:01:00 Dude, I thought you got caught.

02:01:02 We got to grab that thumb drive and get out of here.

02:01:04 Let's cut through the gym.

02:01:05 OK.

02:01:06 It's all coming back.

02:01:13 That was crazy.

02:01:14 This place looks the same, except no security guard

02:01:17 on our tails, which gives us a minute for some hoops.

02:01:22 You sure you're up for this?

02:01:24 Question is, are you?

02:01:26 Let's see it, big talker.

02:01:30 A little rusty.

02:01:30 No biggie.

02:01:33 Listen, after this, y'all can't tell me

02:01:34 he ain't have time to clean.

02:01:36 He got time to go hang out and shoot some hoops.

02:01:38 Hang on.

02:01:44 All right.

02:01:46 I'm tilting my controller.

02:01:47 I'm using the six axes.

02:01:49 Nice.

02:01:53 Switch.

02:01:54 I'm so happy you're feeling better.

02:01:56 Seriously.

02:01:57 Thanks.

02:01:57 Hey, I didn't get a chance to see

02:01:59 what you did with May's house.

02:02:00 Nothing yet.

02:02:03 I've been busy, and I don't know.

02:02:06 Feels weird to change it.

02:02:07 I get it.

02:02:08 Yeah.

02:02:09 That must have been really tough.

02:02:10 That hit rim mid-dash.

02:02:12 That wasn't no switch.

02:02:13 Hey, here we go.

02:02:16 Bro.

02:02:16 Bro, I'm him.

02:02:21 Let's go.

02:02:22 Switch.

02:02:23 Well, when MJ moves in, maybe she'll help with the house.

02:02:26 I don't know.

02:02:28 You don't think she'll help?

02:02:30 I don't know if she'll move in.

02:02:32 Oh.

02:02:32 I mean, it seemed like you guys were doing good.

02:02:40 Harry, you are ass, bro.

02:02:41 Why did you bring me to the basketball gym, man?

02:02:43 I always do, eventually.

02:02:46 [SIGHS]

02:02:47 Harry figures out we're Spider-Man

02:02:55 because we're just way too good.

02:02:56 I have no idea.

02:02:58 He knew what the score was.

02:03:00 Thanks for bringing me here.

02:03:02 I needed this.

02:03:03 Me too.

02:03:06 Oh, OK.

02:03:07 But we're not done yet.

02:03:08 OK.

02:03:10 I know that look.

02:03:12 What are you up to?

02:03:14 Still think you can find your old locker?

02:03:16 [DOOR OPENS]

02:03:17 [DOOR CLOSES]

02:03:18 [DOOR OPENS]

02:03:19 [PANTING]

02:03:22 Where do you think that security guard is?

02:03:24 Could any of you guys go back to your high school

02:03:26 and find your old locker?

02:03:28 Get out of here.

02:03:29 No.

02:03:30 I sure as hell could not.

02:03:31 [MUSIC PLAYING]

02:03:33 We got to make a flash for breaking our lap.

02:03:35 I could probably find the general vicinity of where it was.

02:03:40 Anybody that's saying, yeah, just recently graduated

02:03:43 from high school, or within the last year or two.

02:03:45 Either that or don't go nowhere, where you have

02:03:48 to delete that brain storage.

02:03:50 [LAUGHS]

02:03:53 My brain needed that information a long time ago.

02:03:55 You know, I should have said, yeah, I

02:03:56 haven't had to overwrite that memory card yet.

02:03:59 That slot is still occupied by that memory.

02:04:03 I done deleted and overwritten that like four times

02:04:06 with different pieces of information.

02:04:09 Yeah, I graduated in 2008.

02:04:11 That information is long gone.

02:04:14 Get under there.

02:04:15 [MUSIC PLAYING]

02:04:18 Got to get him back in that elevator.

02:04:21 Checked this floor three times already.

02:04:23 [GUNSHOT]

02:04:24 [INAUDIBLE]

02:04:25 Anybody in there?

02:04:26 That's terrifying.

02:04:30 Nigga, you can't see me under the table?

02:04:31 He's gone.

02:04:39 [GUNSHOT]

02:04:41 What is this?

02:04:47 How did you--

02:04:48 Go on.

02:04:50 Take it.

02:04:52 So you snuck into a high school.

02:04:54 Thanks for the sub.

02:04:55 Oh, crap.

02:04:56 You snuck into a high school, broke into a locker,

02:04:58 and just planted something in there?

02:05:01 Nope.

02:05:02 Run.

02:05:04 Hey!

02:05:06 We're going to get arrested.

02:05:08 Not if he doesn't catch us.

02:05:09 Or worse.

02:05:11 Hey, stop right there!

02:05:13 Yeah.

02:05:15 No, he ain't going to do that.

02:05:17 They too light.

02:05:17 This is not the kind of nostalgia I like.

02:05:20 Listen.

02:05:23 Imagine you ended up on the news because you wanted to play--

02:05:26 You still got that thumb drive?

02:05:27 --nostalgia games with your friend.

02:05:28 Miles.

02:05:29 We might--

02:05:29 [INAUDIBLE]

02:05:32 Puppet said, I actually thought he started shooting.

02:05:35 You're in trouble now.

02:05:37 No!

02:05:39 Hold him off for just a minute.

02:05:40 I got an idea.

02:05:42 What should I do?

02:05:43 Don't get caught.

02:05:46 Wait, I keep forgetting.

02:05:47 I'm Spider-Man.

02:05:48 And you dropped the mother--

02:05:53 Drop the USB.

02:05:55 Oh, my god.

02:05:57 Just grab it with the web.

02:05:59 Just grab it with the web.

02:06:02 You could have just--

02:06:03 And grabbed it real quick.

02:06:05 Kick this old ass man in his back.

02:06:06 Oh, my god.

02:06:07 Now the whole team here is finished.

02:06:10 It's done and it's finished.

02:06:11 Let's go home.

02:06:12 We'll meet him at his house.

02:06:14 We'll find out where he lives.

02:06:15 Now to get the guard alone so I can get the thumb drive back.

02:06:18 They're in here somewhere.

02:06:21 The guys are looking.

02:06:22 Can I do a web takedown?

02:06:23 Tell me what you saw.

02:06:25 Well, right field Rick.

02:06:26 No, we want to get the guard that has the drive by himself.

02:06:31 You know, he can be a little funny.

02:06:32 Whoa!

02:06:33 What have you actually seen?

02:06:36 Well--

02:06:38 That's one.

02:06:40 Come on, boy.

02:06:41 Know you're in here.

02:06:42 Nice.

02:06:43 Now I just have to distract this last guy.

02:06:48 Don't move.

02:06:49 I'll be right back.

02:06:50 He's alone.

02:06:54 Now for something I like to call the upside down pickpocket.

02:06:59 Yeah.

02:07:00 Where is he, RJ?

02:07:03 Upside down.

02:07:04 Just like this.

02:07:05 He's probably waiting up for me.

02:07:07 He made some--

02:07:09 Got it.

02:07:10 Wait!

02:07:11 Bro.

02:07:13 They don't look--

02:07:13 Am I supposed to get out of here?

02:07:16 What is wrong with these people?

02:07:17 I just want to tell you how I'm feeling.

02:07:21 Sir.

02:07:22 You understand, never going to give you up.

02:07:26 Yeah, Rick roll.

02:07:30 Listen, if my video gets claimed because they

02:07:32 wanted to do this bootleg ass cover of Rick Astley,

02:07:36 I'm going to be upset.

02:07:37 Bro, a chopper?

02:07:46 It's not the cops.

02:07:49 It's daddy.

02:07:50 It's my dad.

02:07:51 Yep.

02:07:52 The hot ass boy.

02:07:58 Yeah, you put a--

02:08:02 That's some gangster shit.

02:08:03 You just land your helicopter in a school football field?

02:08:07 It's your mother.

02:08:08 Uh-oh.

02:08:08 Oh.

02:08:10 She passed.

02:08:11 That's when she passed.

02:08:14 Peter, would you excuse us for a moment?

02:08:18 Say less.

02:08:19 I need to go clean.

02:08:20 Sure.

02:08:26 Listen, I'm going to get all your mother-in-the-derms.

02:08:29 I got to go clean.

02:08:30 Dirty-on-dickle.

02:08:31 [LAUGHTER]

02:08:33 Say less.

02:08:35 I got to go clean.

02:08:36 Sure has ruined the emotional moment.

02:08:42 It's still emotional.

02:08:43 Huh, remember that time you were out here

02:08:49 and I found out my mom died?

02:08:51 Good times, huh?

02:08:53 Harry, what is this?

02:08:57 Oh, you're giving me a job.

02:08:58 You would have won state if we'd presented.

02:09:00 A lot's happened in the last two years.

02:09:07 Oh, OK.

02:09:08 It's a miracle I'm even sitting here now.

02:09:10 I got a second chance.

02:09:15 I'm going to take advantage of that.

02:09:18 But I need you with me, Pete.

02:09:19 Wow, this is a lot to process.

02:09:26 [MUSIC PLAYING]

02:09:28 Why don't you come by the lab tomorrow?

02:09:30 Check it out.

02:09:31 You have a lab already?

02:09:33 I'll show you some of my ideas.

02:09:35 And we can talk about it some more.

02:09:37 Stay working with the ops.

02:09:38 Deal?

02:09:40 Sure.

02:09:40 Pete, we're going to heal the world.

02:09:49 What's the symbiote?

02:09:50 Thanks for the sub, NotColdFish.

02:09:52 Cool news, Spider-Man.

02:09:53 Spider-Man's biggest foe would be some cleaning surprise.

02:09:56 I can't believe that game became such a huge topic of the stream.

02:10:01 Homie is dirty.

02:10:02 Because it wouldn't have been if it wasn't that daggo bad.

02:10:05 [LAUGHS]

02:10:08 You are confirmed.

02:10:09 Strike force K1 on approach.

02:10:12 Status report.

02:10:14 The manor and arena are nearly complete.

02:10:16 Recon unit, report in.

02:10:19 The sand manor looted us.

02:10:21 Recapture not an option.

02:10:22 [MUSIC PLAYING]

02:10:26 He's mad.

02:10:27 Yep.

02:10:29 Big mad.

02:10:30 Then he was not the one.

02:10:31 This is actually making me interested to see

02:10:33 the Kraven movie.

02:10:35 He has pretty eyes.

02:10:36 Prepare for the transfer tomorrow.

02:10:39 And do not fail again.

02:10:41 Yo, isn't the dude that played kick-ass playing

02:10:49 Kraven in the Kraven movie?

02:10:53 Kraven.

02:10:54 The dude that played kick-ass in Lemon?

02:10:58 OK.

02:11:00 I can't take no villain serious in the name Kraven.

02:11:02 Look up Kraven.

02:11:03 Oh, you would take Kraven serious.

02:11:06 No, I meant like--

02:11:08 You thinking about Jamaicans?

02:11:10 And even I.

02:11:11 And Walshira.

02:11:11 And when Jamaicans say that, they're saying Kraving.

02:11:19 But they're saying it in Patois.

02:11:20 I know.

02:11:21 I'm the Kraven.

02:11:22 [LAUGHTER]

02:11:26 You know what?

02:11:27 Enough.

02:11:28 Whatever it is, I'm down.

02:11:30 Oh my god.

02:11:31 We need some help with this.

02:11:32 Let's run.

02:11:33 Fill me in on the way.

02:11:36 That was dope.

02:11:37 They had me in my drip.

02:11:39 [MUSIC PLAYING]

02:11:42 Aw.

02:11:53 Yes, sir.

02:11:55 Don't give me that look, pops.

02:11:57 I'm only taking a break.

02:12:00 Hola, mijo.

02:12:02 How's the essay going?

02:12:03 It's going.

02:12:05 So in spite of--

02:12:06 OK, hang on.

02:12:07 I'll bring it up in a minute.

02:12:08 I'll call for some backup.

02:12:09 We're just--

02:12:09 It's better if I don't know the details.

02:12:12 I'll be fine, ma.

02:12:13 Buckwheat flour.

02:12:15 Espera un momento.

02:12:17 You know how there have been a few nights recently where

02:12:23 you've been working late and so I also work late?

02:12:27 Well, I wasn't working.

02:12:30 I was getting my back blown out.

02:12:31 Stop it.

02:12:32 I'm not in any trouble.

02:12:33 I was getting my back blown out.

02:12:34 See?

02:12:34 They talk about how Miles got a clean house.

02:12:36 I was in the chat.

02:12:37 Yes.

02:12:38 She's-- yes.

02:12:39 She was getting her back blown out.

02:12:41 Wow.

02:12:41 And there's this one guy.

02:12:43 I've seen him a few times and it's--

02:12:46 well, it's going well.

02:12:47 Well, his mom got needs, too.

02:12:49 [APPLAUSE]

02:12:49 Now, what are you asking me?

02:12:52 I'd like to have him over for ratelon.

02:12:57 I'm sure there's some spider stuff I can be doing.

02:13:00 I can give you some privacy.

02:13:01 No, I'd like him to meet you.

02:13:04 And I'd like you to meet him.

02:13:07 But if you're not comfortable, I totally understand.

02:13:09 At least she was really respectable about it.

02:13:12 Well, then hand me a patelon.

02:13:14 Can those of you that speak Spanish,

02:13:19 can you tell me what that is?

02:13:21 I've never heard of that.

02:13:22 OK.

02:13:22 I'm genuinely curious.

02:13:23 What is that?

02:13:24 What she said for--

02:13:25 The food.

02:13:26 --for patelon?

02:13:27 Is that-- what is that?

02:13:28 It's clam chowder.

02:13:33 It's a food.

02:13:34 OK.

02:13:35 [GUNSHOT]

02:13:39 So based on how this game is going, right--

02:13:42 Maybe these winters are going to give me a boost.

02:13:44 --is this pop just going to end up dying at the end of it?

02:13:47 Because you know how he's trying to save his dad in Spider-Verse?

02:13:50 This is making me think that he just can't change that,

02:13:53 and his dad's just going to die.

02:13:56 Nah, I'm going to do my own thing as soon as he gets back.

02:13:59 [GUNSHOTS]

02:13:59 Stop.

02:14:01 They said it's lasagna, but with plantains instead of pasta and sauce.

02:14:10 So it's just basically noodles.

02:14:13 Noodles with plants.

02:14:14 There's another one.

02:14:15 I would try it.

02:14:16 It sounds good.

02:14:18 I should catch that updraft.

02:14:21 [GUNSHOTS]

02:14:22 [CHEERING]

02:14:23 I'm going to be the king of this.

02:14:24 [MUSIC PLAYING]

02:14:28 Another updraft.

02:14:38 I should check the view.

02:14:40 Love a windy day.

02:14:42 Yo, that's so dope.

02:14:44 Hey, Miles.

02:14:45 I'm just getting to the raft.

02:14:46 You on your way?

02:14:47 Wouldn't miss it.

02:14:48 Who we're babysitting?

02:14:49 MJ got a tip yesterday that Scorpion's being moved to Ravencroft.

02:14:53 Oh, Scorpion?

02:14:54 He's been gone for a long time.

02:14:55 He's been gone for a long time.

02:14:57 He's been gone for a long time.

02:14:58 He's been gone for a long time.

02:14:59 He's been gone for a long time.

02:15:01 He's been gone for a long time.

02:15:02 He's been gone for a long time.

02:15:03 He's been gone for a long time.

02:15:05 He's been gone for a long time.

02:15:06 He's been gone for a long time.

02:15:07 He's been gone for a long time.

02:15:09 He's been gone for a long time.

02:15:10 He's been gone for a long time.

02:15:11 He's been gone for a long time.

02:15:13 He's been gone for a long time.

02:15:14 He's been gone for a long time.

02:15:15 He's been gone for a long time.

02:15:17 He's been gone for a long time.

02:15:18 He's been gone for a long time.

02:15:19 He's been gone for a long time.

02:15:21 We're ending this now.

02:15:22 They said you can check his smell.

02:15:27 Oh, bro, he's dead.

02:15:35 You guys are pretty tough.

02:15:43 I'm sure Fiz can use some strong hands.

02:15:45 Think about it.

02:15:47 OK, so sure, look at Buddy down there.

02:15:49 I know what a plantain is.

02:15:51 KG is one.

02:15:53 Yeah.

02:15:54 What is this moaning going on?

02:15:56 He's stuck inside the--

02:15:57 But you got to be--

02:15:58 Jesus Christ, bro.

02:16:00 Yeah, he didn't merge with the concrete.

02:16:04 He's a part of concrete.

02:16:06 This is his new home.

02:16:07 Oh, this is clean.

02:16:12 What?

02:16:17 OK, this is a great suit, 2.0.

02:16:19 The craft styles.

02:16:21 Why'd they put this one back in here?

02:16:23 I didn't like that one.

02:16:24 Yeah, I don't like that one either.

02:16:27 This is kind of cool, so we can have them match, essentially.

02:16:31 But I mean, I feel like I'm playing Batman or some shit.

02:16:38 You look like the vigilante.

02:16:40 You don't look like the spider man.

02:16:42 And a coated suit.

02:16:43 Oh, he got the drip on.

02:16:45 OK.

02:16:47 Look at that shoes.

02:16:49 OK, that's what I'm saying.

02:16:50 He got the drip on.

02:16:50 Whoa.

02:16:57 He don't got the drip on in those shoes, though.

02:16:59 He look like Zed from Power Rangers.

02:17:04 This is-- you look like a dork.

02:17:06 Agimatsu.

02:17:12 He just got the toes out there.

02:17:14 OK.

02:17:16 This is kind of cool.

02:17:17 I like this.

02:17:17 The boots.

02:17:22 I am the spider ranger.

02:17:23 I like that one and then one of the first ones you had looked at.

02:17:29 Yeah.

02:17:31 This shit is so goofy to me.

02:17:33 But it was the shoes that made it goofy.

02:17:35 It was Spider-Man's shoes.

02:17:36 This is kind of clean.

02:17:37 We kind of look badass.

02:17:39 I like that one and the all black one in the beginning.

02:17:42 This one gives off too much Zed vibes.

02:17:46 I don't like the bottom of that one.

02:17:47 Or craft styles.

02:17:52 Hang on.

02:17:53 OK.

02:17:58 This is kind of nice.

02:18:00 I like that.

02:18:01 Yeah, that is clean.

02:18:02 The icy blue.

02:18:03 It's clean.

02:18:04 You'll be like--

02:18:04 I don't want to look like a spider.

02:18:06 This will be mint gum flavor.

02:18:09 The winter fresh?

02:18:09 Yes.

02:18:12 Put that icy hat on you.

02:18:14 That one was nice too.

02:18:19 The black and gold.

02:18:20 Family business suit.

02:18:25 I like this one too.

02:18:26 I like this one a lot.

02:18:28 Oh, shit.

02:18:29 I didn't even notice the LEDs going through it.

02:18:31 I did.

02:18:32 I guess I like that one and I like the one with the kicks.

02:18:34 I also like my top too.

02:18:38 Are these like-- OK.

02:18:40 Did you change the color?

02:18:41 Is that what the purple is?

02:18:42 Hang on.

02:18:42 I'm trying to figure out because I'm

02:18:44 looking at the cost, the tech parts, and city tokens.

02:18:46 OK.

02:18:47 It did use a city token.

02:18:48 OK.

02:18:49 OK, yeah.

02:18:53 Those are the other colors.

02:18:55 Wow.

02:18:56 I like these suits a lot.

02:18:58 Well, this one looks like beautiful.

02:18:59 Olive.

02:19:00 Nah, my man got the Roshi on.

02:19:02 Yeah, I was about to say he got Roshi colors.

02:19:04 But I still like that black and gold because that's--

02:19:10 I like the black and gold a lot and then this one.

02:19:14 Yeah, I like that one too.

02:19:15 Hang on.

02:19:16 Let me see something real quick.

02:19:17 Somebody said Prowler.

02:19:23 Yeah, that is the Prowler colors.

02:19:25 But for stream purposes, it's Roshi colors.

02:19:29 You feel me?

02:19:31 [MUSIC PLAYING]

02:19:35 It's not giving menacing vibes.

02:19:44 We look like Squidward.

02:19:48 We out on the street, but if her is like--

02:19:50 [LAUGHTER]

02:19:52 Yeah, see, that's better.

02:19:53 OK, yeah, this is tough.

02:19:55 The other one, we look like we was pretending Spider-Man.

02:19:59 Yeah, we look like he was cosplaying or some shit.

02:20:01 [LAUGHTER]

02:20:03 [GRUNT]

02:20:05 Yeah, I like this a lot.

02:20:07 Yeah, I like this one.

02:20:08 Oh, there we go.

02:20:09 The air tricks come out.

02:20:10 Thank you.

02:20:11 [MUSIC PLAYING]

02:20:14 Let me fall to my death.

02:20:16 [LAUGHTER]

02:20:19 He was tweaking on me.

02:20:22 Yo, I got an achievement for that.

02:20:25 But in all seriousness, though, I'm

02:20:27 putting back on the swing assist.

02:20:30 I'll leave the fall damage off, but I'm turning back

02:20:33 on the swing assist.

02:20:34 All right, I've been laughing too much.

02:20:36 I got to go pee again.

02:20:37 Do your thing.

02:20:39 Do your thing, 21.

02:20:40 [MUSIC PLAYING]

02:20:42 [GRUNT]

02:20:43 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]

02:20:45 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]

02:20:48 [GRUNT]

02:20:49 [MUSIC PLAYING]

02:20:51 Stealing weapons out in the open?

02:20:54 Uh-uh.

02:20:55 I want it.

02:20:56 [INAUDIBLE]

02:20:57 I don't know.

02:20:58 You see that, too?

02:20:59 We have to get Spider-Man.

02:21:00 Oh, whoa, there's a lot of y'all.

02:21:02 [INAUDIBLE]

02:21:03 [GUNFIRE]

02:21:04 Spider-Man's going down.

02:21:05 [GRUNTING]

02:21:07 [GRUNTING]

02:21:08 [GRUNTING]

02:21:10 [GRUNTING]

02:21:11 [GRUNTING]

02:21:13 [GRUNTING]

02:21:14 [GRUNTING]

02:21:16 [GRUNTING]

02:21:17 I'll get you.

02:21:18 [GRUNTING]

02:21:19 [GRUNTING]

02:21:20 [GRUNTING]

02:21:21 Oh, shit.

02:21:22 [GRUNTING]

02:21:23 [GRUNTING]

02:21:24 [GRUNTING]

02:21:25 [GRUNTING]

02:21:26 [GUNFIRE]

02:21:27 [GRUNTING]

02:21:29 Hit him with all you got.

02:21:33 Woo!

02:21:34 [GRUNTING]

02:21:35 [GRUNTING]

02:21:37 [GRUNTING]

02:21:38 [GRUNTING]

02:21:40 [GRUNTING]

02:21:42 [GRUNTING]

02:21:45 Yeah, you're done, bro.

02:21:48 Done deal.

02:21:49 [MUSIC PLAYING]

02:21:52 All right.

02:21:53 Now we can go to where we're supposed to be going.

02:21:55 [MUSIC PLAYING]

02:21:58 What?

02:22:10 Oh, bro, what?

02:22:12 What was that?

02:22:16 [MUSIC PLAYING]

02:22:19 [GRUNTING]

02:22:21 [GRUNTING]

02:22:24 [GRUNTING]

02:22:26 [GRUNTING]

02:22:28 That was pretty cool.

02:22:30 Hey, man.

02:22:31 Glad you could make it.

02:22:33 Looks like I'm just in time.

02:22:34 [MUSIC PLAYING]

02:22:37 [HEAVY BREATHING]

02:22:40 [MUSIC PLAYING]

02:22:44 [HEAVY BREATHING]

02:22:47 [HEAVY BREATHING]

02:22:50 [HEAVY BREATHING]

02:22:51 Keep it moving, Gargan.

02:22:52 [MUSIC PLAYING]

02:22:56 [GRUNTING]

02:22:58 [LAUGHING]

02:23:01 [MUSIC PLAYING]

02:23:05 Ready for the next one.

02:23:07 Next one?

02:23:08 I thought we were just babysitting Scorpion today.

02:23:10 Hm.

02:23:11 [MUSIC PLAYING]

02:23:15 Bro.

02:23:16 [MUSIC PLAYING]

02:23:19 Martin Li.

02:23:21 [MUSIC PLAYING]

02:23:25 Miles.

02:23:34 Yeah, you got to get that run back, bro.

02:23:36 [MUSIC PLAYING]

02:23:39 [GRUNTING]

02:23:41 [MUSIC PLAYING]

02:23:45 [HEAVY BREATHING]

02:23:48 Miles.

02:23:49 [HEAVY BREATHING]

02:23:53 It's fine.

02:23:58 I'll be OK.

02:24:01 [THUDDING]

02:24:04 What the fuck?

02:24:07 A little early for fireworks.

02:24:09 We got to go.

02:24:10 [THUDDING]

02:24:11 [GRUNTING]

02:24:12 OK, so I want to know--

02:24:13 [GRUNTING]

02:24:16 I want to know what you guys' opinion is on something, right?

02:24:21 Has to do with a Spider-Man villain.

02:24:23 Oh, shit.

02:24:24 Red, yellow, if these are--

02:24:27 All right, yellow, green.

02:24:30 Go.

02:24:30 Make sure the prisoners are secure.

02:24:32 Yep, green means go.

02:24:34 [GUNSHOTS]

02:24:36 I'll take left.

02:24:37 Protect the ship.

02:24:39 Form up on me.

02:24:40 [GRUNTING]

02:24:43 [GRUNTING]

02:24:46 Oh, shit.

02:24:49 Oh, no.

02:24:49 [GRUNTING]

02:24:53 [COUGHING]

02:24:55 [GUNSHOTS]

02:24:58 They're here.

02:25:01 [GRUNTING]

02:25:04 [GRUNTING]

02:25:08 [GRUNTING]

02:25:11 [GRUNTING]

02:25:15 Oh, shit.

02:25:16 Go, go, go.

02:25:16 I like the game.

02:25:17 Move it.

02:25:19 I really should have stretched.

02:25:21 Your head will make a fine--

02:25:22 So heavy attacks cannot be dodged.

02:25:25 Parry heavy attacks when the warning changes from yellow to red.

02:25:28 OK, in terms of Spider-Man villains,

02:25:31 a villain that's lame in the comics,

02:25:34 but I felt like if they did a live action with him,

02:25:38 they could actually make him a problem,

02:25:41 is the Shocker.

02:25:42 I don't know how y'all feel about that,

02:25:43 but I feel like with VFX and stuff,

02:25:46 they can have him literally destroying all of Manhattan

02:25:49 and taking down buildings and stuff,

02:25:51 and he'll actually be a problem and would

02:25:52 be cool in a live action movie.

02:25:55 I knew you'd say Shocker.

02:25:56 I agree.

02:25:58 Listen, listen, they could do it.

02:26:00 It would be dope.

02:26:02 But they just have to not make him corny.

02:26:04 But his powers actually are a problem.

02:26:07 [MUSIC PLAYING]

02:26:11 Whoa, those blades are sharp.

02:26:14 You must be new in town.

02:26:15 Hi, I'm Spider-Man.

02:26:17 In case you didn't know, these guys are bad news.

02:26:20 Definitely want to keep them in prison.

02:26:23 Get out of our way.

02:26:24 This does not concern you.

02:26:26 All right, guess we can skip the welcome wagon.

02:26:29 Keep hitting them.

02:26:31 Damn, I took mad damage just now.

02:26:33 [GRUNTING]

02:26:36 Keep position.

02:26:40 Spider-Man, who the hell are these guys?

02:26:46 I was hoping you knew.

02:26:48 We'll cover you.

02:26:49 Keep them out of the ship.

02:26:50 On it.

02:26:53 Hey, fool.

02:26:55 Take out the defenses.

02:26:59 Warm up.

02:26:59 Don't let them through.

02:27:00 Overwhelm the guards and break down the doors.

02:27:02 We're trying to get in--

02:27:07 Y'all, I'm going to die.

02:27:08 --the ship more conveniently.

02:27:09 We've got to stop them.

02:27:13 What do you even want with these guys?

02:27:15 It seems like your club has plenty of members.

02:27:17 You will see.

02:27:18 And it will be--

02:27:19 Take cover.

02:27:21 We've used them already.

02:27:24 Damn, first death.

02:27:29 It's because I got shot up while I was in midair.

02:27:31 I wasn't expecting it.

02:27:34 Yeah, it's definitely harder because you can't heal until you

02:27:36 actually--

02:27:37 you can't heal until you fill up one of the focus

02:27:40 gauges where in the last one, even if it was halfway filled,

02:27:43 you could use it to heal.

02:27:44 I like that, though.

02:27:46 Whoa, those blades are sharp.

02:27:49 You must be new in town.

02:27:51 Hi, I'm Spider-Man.

02:27:53 In case you didn't know, these guys are bad news.

02:27:56 Definitely want to keep them in prison.

02:27:58 Get out of our way.

02:27:59 They're not going to stun you.

02:28:00 All right, guess we can skip the welcome wagon.

02:28:02 Damn.

02:28:04 OK.

02:28:06 Don't let them get you.

02:28:07 [INAUDIBLE]

02:28:11 Spider-Man, who the hell are you?

02:28:13 I was hoping you knew.

02:28:15 We'll cover you.

02:28:16 Keep them out of the ship.

02:28:18 On it.

02:28:18 Take out the defenses.

02:28:26 Come on, don't let them through.

02:28:28 Overwhelm the guards and break down the door.

02:28:29 They're trying to get inside the ship.

02:28:35 He wants we're being in league.

02:28:36 We got to stop him.

02:28:40 What do you even want with these guys?

02:28:42 Seems like your club has plenty of members.

02:28:44 You will see, and it will be glorious.

02:28:47 Not liking the sound of that.

02:28:50 Get him down.

02:28:51 They just keep coming.

02:28:55 [GUNFIRE]

02:28:58 Keep fighting.

02:29:01 Cover Spider-Man.

02:29:06 Focus A. We can't let him get near the prisoner.

02:29:23 Nigga, damn.

02:29:24 What in the hell?

02:29:48 Are you vultures, kid?

02:29:49 I was just about to ask if this is vulture shit.

02:29:52 Yo, the set pieces are going crazy right now.

02:30:00 Oh.

02:30:00 Don't get distracted by the spiders.

02:30:14 Our worry lies within.

02:30:16 They're definitely going after Scorpion.

02:30:18 We can't let them get inside this ship.

02:30:22 Clear shot.

02:30:24 Relocating.

02:30:25 Fire in the garage.

02:30:42 Bring him down.

02:30:46 [GUNFIRE]

02:30:49 Bro.

02:30:54 Lay in my sights.

02:31:00 Huh?

02:31:10 That person's dead.

02:31:12 Literally.

02:31:14 You see these guys?

02:31:16 A lot of money and tech here.

02:31:19 Yeah, lots of money and tech here.

02:31:21 Can't clean my G-dang house.

02:31:23 Lee.

02:31:24 Stay focused, Spider-Man.

02:31:30 Their presence is unexpected, but insignificant.

02:31:33 What happens in an outfit?

02:31:34 You switch?

02:31:35 What up?

02:31:35 No, this is--

02:31:36 I'm Peter, not Miles.

02:31:38 They know what they want.

02:31:39 Peter.

02:31:40 Locked on.

02:31:41 We are next.

02:31:43 Yeah, I forgot the other outfit was Miles.

02:31:46 Need an assist?

02:31:48 Spider-Man, how you doing?

02:31:49 Nice.

02:31:50 You know that thing with the Hydra and more heads, Papa?

02:31:53 That's-- we've got him on the ropes.

02:31:55 Why didn't we know the raft was moving leaves?

02:32:07 Oh, shit.

02:32:08 Doesn't matter now.

02:32:09 Let's just focus on taking these guys out, whoever they are.

02:32:12 And don't.

02:32:17 I have a shot.

02:32:33 I cannot move.

02:32:34 [GRUNTING]

02:32:37 OK.

02:33:03 Can't go that way.

02:33:04 Are they attacking from this side?

02:33:20 [GRUNTING]

02:33:23 Dang it.

02:33:33 Am I just supposed to swing over to them

02:33:35 and, like, fuck them up on the boat?

02:33:37 Come get on my boat.

02:33:40 Nope.

02:33:42 [GRUNTING]

02:33:45 All right.

02:33:55 I'm literally missing something, and I feel stupid.

02:33:57 They said this happened to me.

02:34:09 An enemy went out of range.

02:34:10 Better restart the mission.

02:34:13 This is a bug.

02:34:14 [YELLING]

02:34:15 Restart to last checkpoint.

02:34:17 You seeing these guys?

02:34:25 A lot of money and tech here.

02:34:28 Yeah.

02:34:28 They're not messing around.

02:34:30 Seems desperate to get their hands on Scorpion, Lee, and the boat.

02:34:35 If those guys get free again--

02:34:37 Stay focused, Spider-Man.

02:34:39 I'm on the move.

02:34:40 Their presence is unexpected, but they should miss some trouble.

02:34:44 Man, who are these people?

02:34:46 And where did we even come from?

02:34:47 I'll give them one thing.

02:34:48 They know what they want.

02:34:51 We are men.

02:34:52 What we fight does war.

02:34:55 Ah.

02:34:56 Talking to you, my friend.

02:34:59 Spider-Man, how you doing?

02:35:00 You know that thing with the Hydra?

02:35:02 You know where heads pop up?

02:35:04 We've got him on the ropes.

02:35:07 [YELLING]

02:35:10 [GRUNTING]

02:35:12 I told the little one.

02:35:13 Little one, you better be talking about the other Spider-Man,

02:35:16 because I'm a half inch taller than him, at least.

02:35:19 Thank you.

02:35:27 Thank you.

02:35:29 Goodbye.

02:35:29 Yeah, you're definitely glitched for a while.

02:35:33 I thought I was, like, missing something.

02:35:35 What now?

02:35:38 Yo, they put the green light on the whole city.

02:35:40 Oh, bro, really?

02:36:03 We've got to get this ship free.

02:36:04 Halt, freeze.

02:36:23 Mayday, mayday.

02:36:24 People inside are going to drown.

02:36:25 I'll keep trying to get these things out.

02:36:27 King Arthur makes this look so easy.

02:36:30 Yeah, pulling the sword out of the stone.

02:36:31 [GRUNTING]

02:36:34 I got this.

02:36:37 There's more people inside.

02:36:38 Let me worry about them.

02:36:39 Oh, shit.

02:36:49 [GRUNTING]

02:36:52 Spider-Man, you've got to get topside as soon as I

02:37:00 can have you unclear.

02:37:01 You OK in there?

02:37:07 Trying to get out.

02:37:08 Looking for civilians on the way.

02:37:10 It's bad, man.

02:37:12 What happened out there?

02:37:13 Did those guards get the safety?

02:37:15 Hello?

02:37:17 No signal.

02:37:17 Oh, boy.

02:37:18 Better hurry up.

02:37:21 Whoa.

02:37:21 Oh, shit.

02:37:22 It's getting worse out there.

02:37:24 [WATER SPLASHING]

02:37:27 Is someone out there?

02:37:33 Scorpion, he got out, and he threw me in here.

02:37:36 What?

02:37:36 I'll get you out.

02:37:41 [GRUNTING]

02:37:44 Come on, muscle it.

02:37:46 Nope.

02:37:46 Stay calm.

02:37:53 I'll find out of the way.

02:37:54 Yeah, I can't stay calm in a situation

02:37:56 that I'm freaking the fuck out.

02:37:57 Get me the fuck out of here, bro.

02:37:59 Hey!

02:38:01 Hurry up!

02:38:02 Literally, this shit is sinking, bro.

02:38:06 Hope he's got eyes on Scorpion.

02:38:08 These guys have no idea who they're letting out.

02:38:10 Are we about to fight Scorpion in here?

02:38:12 I'm with it.

02:38:12 Let's go.

02:38:14 Miles versus Scorpion?

02:38:15 I'm back in power.

02:38:17 Be here.

02:38:20 Sweet.

02:38:21 [GRUNTING]

02:38:24 Water's rising.

02:38:29 I can't get back the way I came in.

02:38:32 Oh, shit.

02:38:33 The electrical current is powerful in here.

02:38:36 Even I can feel it.

02:38:37 I can't let it get to that guard.

02:38:39 This amount of electricity will fry him alive.

02:38:42 [GRUNTING]

02:38:45 What happened?

02:38:46 What'd you do?

02:38:47 I need you to stay away from the water, OK?

02:38:49 I drained the excess energy.

02:38:51 Nice.

02:38:57 Yo, Miles is literally folding this guy, Peter, bro.

02:39:00 Oh, my lord.

02:39:01 We done freed this man.

02:39:02 Thanks a million, Chips.

02:39:04 Oh, I pressed Circle.

02:39:05 [GRUNTING]

02:39:08 Well, I saved you.

02:39:13 Really?

02:39:14 [LAUGHTER]

02:39:17 He got betrayed.

02:39:18 Biggest spike.

02:39:19 Yep, he got tricked.

02:39:20 It can't be.

02:39:30 Bro, come on, Miles.

02:39:33 Dad?

02:39:34 This isn't real.

02:39:47 We have eyes on Scorpion.

02:39:49 Zoom in here.

02:39:56 Ooh.

02:39:56 Ow.

02:39:58 Ooh.

02:39:59 Maybe I'm too old to give up.

02:40:01 Ow.

02:40:03 Give up.

02:40:04 Yep, let's just hit every pole.

02:40:06 Every last one.

02:40:07 Every pipe.

02:40:08 Oh, this is cool as hell.

02:40:14 Yeah, it is.

02:40:16 Yo, he is super duper high.

02:40:17 Wait.

02:40:22 It's so peaceful without Miles.

02:40:33 Don't let him beat the cheeks.

02:40:43 No!

02:40:45 [LAUGHTER]

02:40:47 The way the door closed, thought I was just out.

02:40:50 Marit, no!

02:40:51 I have to get out of here.

02:41:00 I have to find them.

02:41:01 [GRUNTING]

02:41:10 [GASPING]

02:41:13 Get me out of here!

02:41:17 Come on!

02:41:17 I command.

02:41:23 Nah, you can stay here, bro.

02:41:25 [SQUEALS]

02:41:30 Yeah, you can literally stay here.

02:41:32 It's your fault my dad's dead.

02:41:33 You can literally stay here, dog.

02:41:36 Yep, hope you can swim.

02:41:37 Not like this.

02:41:39 Not like this.

02:41:41 Weak resolve.

02:41:43 Let's just touch the water with it.

02:41:44 That way he won't have to drown.

02:41:45 Oh, what?

02:41:46 What is going on?

02:41:47 [GRUNTING]

02:41:50 Oh, they evacuated this man.

02:41:58 We got him.

02:41:59 Don't leave!

02:42:04 Leave!

02:42:06 You cannot escape!

02:42:07 All right!

02:42:09 Up, new power.

02:42:12 Chain lightning.

02:42:13 [GRUNTING]

02:42:16 What is this?

02:42:17 I've fed him power.

02:42:18 Listen.

02:42:19 He can barely control it.

02:42:21 I'm with it.

02:42:22 Watch your head!

02:42:23 Spider-Man, they got Lee.

02:42:26 Scorpion 2, I'm after them now.

02:42:28 Miles, do you think you can handle Lee?

02:42:32 I can turn around right now.

02:42:33 No, I got this.

02:42:35 Go on.

02:42:36 Are you sure?

02:42:37 I can't let him near my family again.

02:42:39 Not after what he did to my dad.

02:42:41 I have to protect them.

02:42:43 They need me, man.

02:42:45 Nothing will happen to your family.

02:42:47 Nothing.

02:42:48 You've got this.

02:42:49 I'll be back soon.

02:42:51 You've got this.

02:42:53 Nice.

02:42:54 Bitch.

02:43:00 Yeah, I get shrugged.

02:43:01 Oh, look at that.

02:43:02 The Balenciaga is all on your face.

02:43:04 Yep.

02:43:05 Get cooked.

02:43:06 Shoe runners.

02:43:08 I love this costume.

02:43:09 You're going to be hip to the hop.

02:43:10 [LAUGHS]

02:43:13 Yeah, where y'all going, bro?

02:43:14 Drop that man.

02:43:15 Drop him, bro.

02:43:16 Drop him right now.

02:43:17 [CAT MEOWS]

02:43:23 [LAUGHS]

02:43:25 That's the way it is.

02:43:27 You know, we just fight like a tater.

02:43:29 [CAT MEOWS]

02:43:31 [GROWLING]

02:43:33 [GROWLING]

02:43:35 [GROWLING]

02:43:37 [GROWLING]

02:43:39 [CAT MEOWS]

02:43:42 Ma'am, you didn't hear all the commotion before just

02:43:44 that moment?

02:43:44 [INAUDIBLE]

02:43:47 [INAUDIBLE]

02:43:49 You're not taking him.

02:43:51 And you are not.

02:43:52 They are ours.

02:43:54 Let's see you try.

02:43:55 [GROWLING]

02:43:57 [GROWLING]

02:43:59 [GROWLING]

02:44:01 [GROWLING]

02:44:03 [GROWLING]

02:44:05 Put him down, Oliver.

02:44:06 [GROWLING]

02:44:08 [GROWLING]

02:44:10 [GROWLING]

02:44:12 [GROWLING]

02:44:14 [GROWLING]

02:44:16 [GROWLING]

02:44:18 I don't know who you are, but you

02:44:20 messed with the wrong city.

02:44:22 You cannot escape.

02:44:23 And you think I'm naive?

02:44:25 [GROWLING]

02:44:27 [GROWLING]

02:44:29 [INAUDIBLE]

02:44:30 [GROWLING]

02:44:32 [GROWLING]

02:44:34 Oh, my god.

02:44:36 [GROWLING]

02:44:38 [GROWLING]

02:44:40 [GROWLING]

02:44:42 [GROWLING]

02:44:43 Nice.

02:44:45 [GROWLING]

02:44:46 [GROWLING]

02:44:49 Get him out of there.

02:44:51 [GROWLING]

02:44:53 [GROWLING]

02:44:55 [GROWLING]

02:44:57 [GROWLING]

02:44:59 [GROWLING]

02:45:01 [GROWLING]

02:45:03 [GROWLING]

02:45:05 [GROWLING]

02:45:07 [GROWLING]

02:45:09 [GROWLING]

02:45:11 [GROWLING]

02:45:13 [GROWLING]

02:45:15 Oh, shit.

02:45:16 Hang on.

02:45:17 [GROWLING]

02:45:19 [GROWLING]

02:45:21 [GROWLING]

02:45:23 [GROWLING]

02:45:25 Yeah, goodbye.

02:45:26 [GROWLING]

02:45:28 [GROWLING]

02:45:29 [INAUDIBLE]

02:45:31 [GROWLING]

02:45:33 [GROWLING]

02:45:35 Yeah, this game's awesome.

02:45:36 If you haven't bought it yet, what are you waiting for?

02:45:39 Go buy it now.

02:45:40 Yeah, it is.

02:45:41 Buy it right now.

02:45:42 [CHUCKLES]

02:45:43 You spend all day on the couch anyway.

02:45:45 Exactly.

02:45:46 Go clean up.

02:45:47 Life is blessing you by.

02:45:48 Sure is never going to let it go.

02:45:50 [CHUCKLES]

02:45:52 Spider-Man, things just went from bad

02:45:55 to each of our own firebats.

02:45:58 That's-- well, OK.

02:46:00 I'm on my way.

02:46:02 We'll deal with Scorpion later.

02:46:03 Yo, this game is back to back to back to back to back set pieces.

02:46:06 This is crazy.

02:46:07 Come on.

02:46:08 Come on.

02:46:09 [GROWLING]

02:46:11 [GROWLING]

02:46:13 It won't start.

02:46:15 I got you.

02:46:17 Let's go.

02:46:18 [GRUNTING]

02:46:21 Watch the blades.

02:46:25 Please, not you.

02:46:39 Come on.

02:46:40 Come on.

02:46:41 Ah, ah.

02:46:46 [GROWLING]

02:46:49 No, no, no.

02:46:55 The propeller.

02:46:56 Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro.

02:46:58 I'm here, guys.

02:46:59 I got you.

02:47:02 Oh, bitch.

02:47:03 Yo, I don't have time for this.

02:47:09 Lay off me.

02:47:10 I can stop that propeller.

02:47:11 [GRUNTING]

02:47:14 I can't whip that propeller with these guys beating on me.

02:47:19 We've got him.

02:47:22 How many times I got to tell you people?

02:47:24 Lee stays with me.

02:47:26 [GRUNTING]

02:47:29 [GRUNTING]

02:47:32 [GRUNTING]

02:47:36 [GRUNTING]

02:47:39 [GRUNTING]

02:47:44 Scorpion.

02:47:57 Oh, that's not good.

02:47:59 Oh, no, Lee.

02:48:04 Bro, shoot him now.

02:48:07 Why has Spider-Man created a weapon where

02:48:09 you can use the webs as a bullet that

02:48:11 will pierce somebody's skull?

02:48:14 I want to.

02:48:16 Well, gotcha.

02:48:19 Yeah, see?

02:48:20 I wouldn't let that civilian die, too, to get my run back.

02:48:22 I don't know.

02:48:23 That would have been kind of brutal.

02:48:25 You're just going to let me die.

02:48:27 You're damn right I was going to let you die, bitch.

02:48:29 What?

02:48:30 You don't know what you took from me.

02:48:33 Yeah, exactly.

02:48:35 Oh, wow, you feel bad?

02:48:37 Oh, I thought you got stabbed.

02:48:38 I was going to laugh.

02:48:39 You still got captured.

02:48:41 Cut the rope.

02:48:42 Bro, y'all about to rip this man in half.

02:48:47 If I can't have you, nobody can.

02:48:49 Bro, I'd be like, hey, bro, what do y'all got to let me go, please?

02:48:52 Thank you for joining, Joey.

02:48:53 OK.

02:48:56 Yo.

02:48:58 Bro, Spider-Man, let me go, please.

02:49:00 Oh, it's hurting me.

02:49:02 We is dying on this boat.

02:49:04 Bro, my skin is being peeled away from my muscle.

02:49:08 I got mad splinters in my back.

02:49:10 Spider-Man, I need your help.

02:49:11 Please.

02:49:15 My man almost--

02:49:22 I'm going to let you go, bro.

02:49:23 Bro, they're just about to peel the flesh from this man's bones.

02:49:26 Let's go.

02:49:27 Come on, Peter, you have one job.

02:49:30 But Peter don't got electricity powers.

02:49:33 All Peter got is hands.

02:49:35 Well, Peter should have webbed the other people and threw them.

02:49:37 See?

02:49:38 That's why he don't know how to take out the garbage in his house

02:49:40 because he can't just web stuff all at one time real quick and just

02:49:43 throw it overboard.

02:49:45 He could have been throwing that stuff outside.

02:49:47 He could have thrown these people right into all the shit.

02:49:49 But some of them could just let go, and they'd be straight.

02:49:51 If this is the Hudson, actually, they don't want to be in this water.

02:49:58 It's actually probably worse to be in this water--

02:50:00 It was there every two seconds.

02:50:01 And then pick them back out and put them back on the thing.

02:50:04 You don't understand, Shura.

02:50:06 The police are still fishing, but there's no sign of them.

02:50:09 Taking a dip in the Hudson is just worse than getting shot.

02:50:12 Nothing but debris.

02:50:13 Who are those guys?

02:50:17 Look at my goats here.

02:50:18 Whoever they are, they're packing some serious tech.

02:50:21 And now they got all that, plus Scorpion and Lee.

02:50:24 Hey, whatever they're planning, we'll find them.

02:50:28 We'll stop them.

02:50:30 Yeah.

02:50:30 Pete, when I saw Lee inside that ship, my powers, they--

02:50:43 You think his energy got entangled with yours?

02:50:48 It was an entanglement.

02:50:49 Oh, it was an entanglement?

02:50:50 Oh, no, man.

02:50:51 [LAUGHS]

02:50:53 But it feels--

02:50:55 Well, it's all--

02:50:58 Well, wherever electric blue came from,

02:51:00 it saved the day back there.

02:51:03 Hey, we'll put Lee back where he belongs.

02:51:09 Promise.

02:51:11 No, you won't.

02:51:12 Don't leave me hanging.

02:51:14 You couldn't even save the civilians from the propeller.

02:51:16 How are you going to get the magician back in--

02:51:19 Uh, you good?

02:51:21 [LAUGHS]

02:51:22 You're too much, man.

02:51:24 Don't make promises.

02:51:25 Hang in there, Maz.

02:51:34 Wow.

02:51:41 That is a perfect stopping point for tonight.

02:51:43 That was excellent.

02:51:44 My god.

02:51:46 My goodness.

02:51:47 This game is fantastic.

02:51:50 [BEEPING]

02:51:52 Losing seven hours of progress is crazy.

02:51:54 I'm sorry.

02:51:55 I'm going to keep circling back to that.

02:51:56 The game don't auto-save?

02:51:57 Is that what you're trying to tell me right now?

02:51:59 The game doesn't auto-save?

02:52:00 I guess not.

02:52:02 Yeah.

02:52:03 Oh, man.

02:52:07 That was fun.

02:52:08 That was a lot of fun.

02:52:10 I'm extremely sore.

02:52:11 It absolutely hurts for me to stretch right now.

02:52:13 So--

02:52:14 Yeah.

02:52:15 Y'all enjoying the game?

02:52:17 Are y'all enjoying the game?

02:52:18 Lots of arm motion.

02:52:19 And then that 2005 Usher.

02:52:28 Listen, I will never wear this shirt ever again.

02:52:30 This is just entirely way too big.

02:52:32 I literally just did it for the stream.

02:52:34 But 2002 Echo is wild.

02:52:36 This might be a game of the year contender.

02:52:41 The first three hours was nuts.

02:52:43 There's a lot happening.

02:52:45 The combat is much improved from the last one, I would say.

02:52:50 I feel like it's a lot easier to create mix-ups and combos

02:52:53 and stuff with the gadgets and the abilities.

02:52:56 And there's even more abilities.

02:52:58 So I'm with it.

02:52:59 I'm so glad that I stayed away from every Spider-Man.

02:53:02 They showed the trailer.

02:53:05 Or whenever they did the gameplay reveal,

02:53:07 I didn't even watch the whole thing.

02:53:09 I was literally like--

02:53:10 I didn't watch anything.

02:53:11 Yeah, she didn't see anything.

02:53:12 In my mind, I'm like, yo, they're literally showing way

02:53:14 too much of this game right now.

02:53:15 I didn't even finish it.

02:53:16 And then I stayed away from trailers and all of that.

02:53:18 Stayed away from people tweeting about the game.

02:53:20 Like, yeah, I'm glad I did that.

02:53:23 I'm glad.

02:53:24 Somebody has said--

02:53:25 Lies of Pete or this, probably.

02:53:27 Yeah.

02:53:28 You get caught in a glitch, just stay there and reload.

02:53:30 I sat on a bench somewhere and couldn't get back up.

02:53:33 Because you know why?

02:53:37 What?

02:53:38 You ain't had no business sitting.

02:53:40 You should have been on your way back to the G-Dang house.

02:53:43 Sure, they give you the ability to sit on the bench.

02:53:45 Yeah, you should be sitting on no bench.

02:53:46 You don't have time to sit on a bench.

02:53:48 If you got time to sit on the bench, you got time to be clean.

02:53:50 Sure said you got time to lean, you got time to clean.

02:53:54 Damn.

02:53:55 Remember, folks, you heard it here first.

02:53:57 This is the first stream where we talked about Peter Parker

02:53:59 as a dirty ass nigga lord.

02:54:01 Peter Parker stank.

02:54:02 There was grime in the house, old Chinese food boxes.

02:54:05 Food on the floor, outside the wet bathtub, water on the floor.

02:54:09 Yeah, it's crazy.

02:54:11 Lies.

02:54:12 Yeah, it's crazy.

02:54:13 Grime in the corners.

02:54:14 But hey, thank you guys for pulling up for the stream.

02:54:18 We unboxed 19 Inches of Venom.

02:54:20 We played three hours of Spider-Man 2.

02:54:22 We had a great time.

02:54:23 I hope you guys enjoyed yourself as well.

02:54:24 We will be continuing these streams until we are done with this game.

02:54:28 Tomorrow, though, we will be streaming Super Mario Wonder.

02:54:31 So, Divorce Simulator series returns with Mario Wonder tomorrow.

02:54:37 That should be a great time.

02:54:39 Me and Shira on the sticks at the same time.

02:54:42 Pause.

02:54:43 You know, it's always a good time.

02:54:46 Double sticking.

02:54:48 It's always a good time.

02:54:50 All right?

02:54:51 So, hope you guys have a wonderful night.

02:54:53 Thank you again for being here.

02:54:54 Thank you for the donos, the subs, all that good stuff.

02:54:56 Hope you had a good time.

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02:55:10 All right?

02:55:12 So, okay.

02:55:13 That's going to be it.

02:55:14 Hope you guys have a wonderful night.

02:55:16 And we will catch you guys next time.

02:55:17 Peace.

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