Two men sitting on a park bench think they have nothing in common, until one speaks to the other in the secret gay langu | dG1fWTh5RUg4VFpVc2s
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00:00 [birds chirping]
00:10 [birds chirping]
00:20 [birds chirping]
00:42 I've read that.
00:48 It's all gobbledygoo.
00:53 And it's naff too.
01:05 Got three dragons to spit though.
01:20 [birds chirping]
01:39 You from round here then?
01:41 More or less.
01:42 Iron is the place to be.
01:46 Bone of bats, what size are your plates?
01:48 Ten, I think.
01:52 What about your luppers, are they size ten too?
01:56 Bet you'd play the striller's real boner.
02:01 Is this your usual spot?
02:02 How do you mean?
02:05 I've got your number, ducky.
02:16 Where's your flowery then?
02:18 Clitterhouse Road.
02:20 What have I been cove up that way?
02:21 Pauline.
02:22 Pauline March?
02:23 That's the one.
02:24 Can't swing a cat but it'll cove.
02:26 Who is Pauline?
02:27 She's had an anti-bully fake.
02:28 Died her rye or her ends are right mess.
02:30 Anti-boner.
02:31 I hope she vaguered straight to the crimper.
02:32 That's where she's just been.
02:34 Pallone tried to give her an Irish, malty palaver.
02:38 Pauline told her to shove a sheikah up her giber.
02:40 She didn't say that.
02:41 Mate, where you ducky wee in your actual English?
02:43 She's all wind and piss, Pauline.
02:45 She still with Phyllis then?
02:47 Haven't you heard?
02:51 She's been a real boner-ober.
02:53 Blowing the grounds all, sling-grappling dilly boys,
02:55 trolling the back slums.
02:57 She had to be battered twice last month.
02:59 She didn't.
03:00 Pauline's a stretcher case.
03:02 Trolled in one notch, she devoured a Phyllis plate and some shim bar.
03:05 She blagged in the brandy latch.
03:06 Dish the dirt.
03:07 It's all over grumble for Pauline.
03:09 Nanty Denali up to her elbow in the National Handbag.
03:12 She'd only just gone in for a remould.
03:14 Had to refake her entire basket.
03:16 Speaking of baskets.
03:20 Gloria, that stretcher corribungus.
03:22 Fortuny.
03:24 Mind you, it's the dolly ones that disappoint.
03:28 I was seeing this HP from Sheffield once.
03:31 Plates the size of bowling pins.
03:32 Thought it was in for a right boner-chartering.
03:34 Nada to Vada and the Lada?
03:36 Bijou.
03:37 You needn't put the brandy on for that, I said when I saw it.
03:39 Mind you, she was heavy on the lech water.
03:43 Had to use the Daz to get a Maria out my libbage.
03:45 Oh, vile.
03:48 She always been that way then, Phyllis.
03:50 She's a walking meat rack.
03:52 Fantabulo's a bit of a hard.
03:54 We used to act dicky together at the Croker's Chovey.
03:56 Noshed me off once while I was giving her fungus his drabs.
03:59 That's skill, that.
04:00 She used to do it all the time.
04:02 When we were at the Exchange together, she'd one lil on me collie and the other on the switch.
04:05 Never even got off the Polari pipe.
04:08 Sad to think of her in the queer camp, really.
04:11 What do you mean?
04:12 She had a run in with the Lily Law.
04:14 Oh, dear.
04:15 Sharpie flashed his cart, so I'm in the carzy.
04:17 I hope she kept her ogles front.
04:18 She got amblyopia, didn't she? She could practically hold a Vada sideways.
04:21 What did the beak say?
04:22 It was very harsh. Asked if she was sorry.
04:24 Was she?
04:25 Only that it wasn't worth the look she got.
04:27 Nearly got nabbed meself the other week.
04:41 I'd just finished plating this chicken in the cottage Ajax Clackett Lane.
04:44 You know the one.
04:46 Anyway, I'm mincing outside, wiping mescreech.
04:51 And who should I bump into?
04:53 But one of your ogly daughters.
04:55 There's a poof in there, I said.
04:59 Nabbed him with his caffees down, I suppose.
05:02 Shoulda never have ordered it coming.
05:04 Must have been a right fairer cadoozer.
05:07 Sharder.
05:09 You're disgusting.
05:11 What?
05:13 Oh, go on.
05:15 Put your fake mints in your little shush bag. Off your scarper.
05:18 You forgot your glossy.
05:23 They cure him in the end.
05:33 [gunshot]
05:35 [footsteps]
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06:13 [BIRDS CHIRPING]
06:16 [BLANK_AUDIO]