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00:00 (upbeat music)
00:02 - Hey.
00:15 - Dude, what the hell, I've been trying
00:17 to get ahold of you for days.
00:19 Look who it is, Schmemily.
00:23 - I just stopped to talk to James, is he here?
00:25 - Yeah, no, unfortunately James is no longer with us.
00:29 - You mean to tell me the entire time
00:30 you've been holed up here,
00:31 you haven't once turned on the news?
00:34 - The news?
00:34 (farting)
00:35 - What started out as a soy milk recall one week ago,
00:39 has ballooned into a full scale outbreak
00:41 across the greater Los Angeles area.
00:44 - Oh, dear mother of God.
00:46 Okay, we are witnessing an attack here.
00:48 It appears that a jogger is being attacked by a gardener.
00:51 (screaming)
00:53 - Ain't your normal Tuesday, is it?
00:56 (screaming)
00:59 (upbeat music)
01:01 - We need to do something.
01:04 - I'm not doing anything.
01:09 You should probably get out of town
01:11 with everything that's going on.
01:13 - Are you kidding me?
01:14 Shoot, I've got that cable TV man coming today.
01:16 - Well, I guess you could just like,
01:18 I don't know, reschedule?
01:20 - No, that flip flop wearing mother (beep)
01:22 he kept me on hold for three and a half hours.
01:24 - Oh, I hate that.
01:26 - Bro, this is not an easy man.
01:28 - Holy (beep)
01:30 - Oh my God.
01:31 - Oh, wow.
01:32 - Is he infected?
01:32 (screaming)
01:35 - Oh God, that's the worst STD I've ever seen.
01:47 - Maybe they come up with a cure.
01:49 - Or maybe they just hit the big red button on us.
01:53 - You think they'd really do that?
01:57 - That's what I would do.
01:59 - It's dark.
02:01 - I'm really dark, dude.
02:03 (upbeat music)