Area 51 is yet again witness to the worlds most sinister conspiracy plot when an alien Swamp monster runs amok, killing | dG1fYUlxWEdBSlVIdW8
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00:00 [Loud Explosion]
00:03 I'm gonna call the president.
00:10 [Loud Explosion]
00:22 Our country has been invaded by alien motherfuckers.
00:28 This time, it's for keeps.
00:31 Sir, is there gonna be red tape this time?
00:36 Do we get a win?
00:37 Not just like in Cochihonkocopa,
00:42 me and all the guys face down in the muck and the blood and the president said,
00:46 "Pull out! Pull out!"
00:48 But it was too late for Bobby Joe.
00:50 He couldn't pull out, he had no legs.
00:53 Those ugly bug-eyed motherfuckers are showing their true colors.
00:58 They've been showing up,
00:59 they've been blowing up all the cities around the world
01:02 and it is time for us to make a stand.
01:05 The might of America is now rests on your shoulders.
01:11 [Loud Explosion]
01:13 Oh, my God!
01:15 [Gunfire]
01:22 Come on, get back!
01:23 Come on, get in!
01:24 Come on, get in!
01:25 [Gunfire]
01:26 [Music]
01:53 [Music]
02:09 He's not here right now,
02:11 but I am.
02:13 [Music]
02:30 [Loud Explosion]
02:41 [Music]