NO HARD FEELINGS - Official Red Band Trailer #2
Category
🎥
Short filmTranscript
00:00 [panting]
00:02 [glass shatters]
00:03 - Oh, my God! Percy!
00:04 - [screams]
00:06 - The new house is right on the water.
00:08 Come on, dog. You know how we do.
00:10 D&T with lime.
00:11 - We're not open until noon.
00:12 - It is noon.
00:13 - It's 1157.
00:14 - Now what time is it?
00:15 - 1156.
00:17 [upbeat music]
00:18 - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:19 - Good Lord!
00:20 - You need to fire her.
00:21 - I can't fire her. She has a disability.
00:23 - What? No, I don't.
00:24 - You don't? - No.
00:25 - That's the reason why I hired you!
00:27 - [screams]
00:28 - I'm an Uber driver, and I don't have a car.
00:31 - Come on up.
00:32 - [grunts]
00:33 - His parents said if I, quote, "date their son,"
00:35 they'd give me a Buick Revolt.
00:36 - You won't even rent your house out,
00:38 but now you're gonna rent out your badge?
00:39 - You have a Roadrunner tattoo covering your entire back.
00:41 I don't think you should tell anybody
00:43 what to do with their body.
00:44 - Nope.
00:45 - ♪ When I start to shake, bitch, I'm sorry ♪
00:47 - I'm gonna teach you how to have fun.
00:49 - Am I allowed to be here?
00:50 - You can't be scared of everything
00:52 your whole life. Fuck!
00:53 - Maddie Barker!
00:54 Your little disappearing act,
00:55 that was the best thing that ever happened to me.
00:57 - Congratulations.
00:58 Is her vagina dishwasher safe?
01:00 - She's a real person.
01:01 - What part of Russia did they ship her from?
01:03 - She's Russian? - No.
01:05 - Mm-hmm. - Fuck.
01:06 - ♪ I'm a bitch's islet and why ♪
01:09 ♪ Are you bitches coast up the tide ♪
01:12 - I'm here to learn how to party.
01:13 Have you seen Percy?
01:15 Percy? Percy? Percy?
01:18 Doesn't anyone fuck anymore?
01:20 - ♪ I'm a cum-litter bitch on fire ♪
01:22 - Had enough? No!
01:23 - ♪ And it makes me sorry, tired of fucking ♪
01:27 - [screams]
01:28 - Oh, my God. - Did you fuck him?!
01:29 - [screams]
01:30 - I like your house a lot. It's cozy.
01:32 - Ooh, we should have some music.
01:34 - ♪ He wanna F-R-E-A-K-L ♪
01:39 - Ow.
01:40 Ow, you're a little heavy on my legs.
01:42 - You wanna switch?
01:43 - Yeah, this is good.
01:46 - ♪ He wanna F-R-E-A-K-L ♪
01:51 [music stops]
01:52 [silence]
01:57 [BLANK_AUDIO]