90_D.a.y_P.i.l.l.o.w_T.a.l.k:_T.h.e_O.t.h.e.r_W.a.y S04E15
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00:00 ♪ ♪ ♪
00:03 - Man, I'm pumped up for the other way!
00:05 - I'm so excited! Let's go!
00:07 ♪ ♪ ♪
00:10 - I'm a little nervous, babe.
00:12 It's the first time that I'm meeting someone from your blood.
00:16 - Oh yeah, her sister's coming in town!
00:18 - Is he gonna put a shirt on?
00:20 - That's such a cool way to say it.
00:21 I'm gonna start saying that.
00:22 Instead of saying like, "meeting someone from your family,"
00:24 I'm about to meet someone new from your blood.
00:28 - It is day two of our back-to-back wedding ceremonies.
00:32 I wanna have a three-day wedding.
00:34 - You wanna sit on that big chair?
00:36 - Yes!
00:37 - Jenny Smith, find her a nice Indian man.
00:39 And if you get an Indian wedding, you can ride an elephant.
00:41 - Yeah!
00:42 - I need someone to help me explain to Johan
00:45 that the way he's engaging in this relationship,
00:47 it's hurtful and it's destroying it.
00:49 - They're going to a life coach, right?
00:51 - Yeah, post-fight with the puppy.
00:53 - Perfect timing for a life coach, huh?
00:55 - I could be a life coach.
00:56 I would definitely have those styrofoam bats or swords,
01:01 and I'd definitely let them hit each other.
01:04 - So, we going the other way or what?
01:12 - We're going for a wedding. I'm so excited.
01:14 I want a three-day wedding.
01:16 - Yeah, like TJ's in India? - Yeah.
01:18 - That can be fun, but you know what happened to his bride?
01:22 - We've all been there.
01:24 - No, not all of us.
01:26 I mean, maybe one time a little-- a little floater,
01:29 and that's it. - Oh, my God. Okay.
01:32 - Hey, Julian. - Hey, Mom.
01:34 - It's time for "The Other Way." I'm so excited.
01:37 - Now, calm it down. What's the grand entrance?
01:40 - Well, you know, "The Other Way" shows me
01:42 anything's possible, even for a queen-ager like me.
01:46 - Queen-ager? - Yes, yes.
01:47 - Well, sit your queen-ager butt down here
01:49 and let's watch the show. It's about to start.
01:51 - Ah! Did you hide it? - Oh, yeah.
01:54 - Did you hide it good? - Of course. I'm the best.
01:57 - No, you're not. This is your first year
01:59 playing "Capture the Flag" with the family,
02:01 and we have to win. This is why we're practicing.
02:03 So on commercial break, we're going to find the flags.
02:05 I hid my flag so well, you'll never find it.
02:08 - All right. - You know why you won't find it, babe?
02:10 Because, like--I'm sorry. I love you,
02:12 but you can't find things.
02:14 You just can't. - All right.
02:16 - You can't even find the mayo in the fridge, babe.
02:18 How are you gonna find the flag?
02:20 - Where's-- where's the screen remote?
02:24 Where is this?
02:26 - What are you looking for? - I'm looking for the remote.
02:28 - I got it. - Well, come on.
02:30 - I got you covered, bro. - All right, well, you know,
02:32 what did you take it with you for?
02:34 - I don't know. I just do that sometimes. It's ADD.
02:36 - It's called power. - You ready for the other way?
02:38 - I'm ready for the other way. Let's do it.
02:40 [upbeat music]
02:43 ♪ ♪
02:46 - Here we go. Where we at? Who are we with?
02:49 - Where are we? - We are with...
02:51 - Turkey. - Sarper.
02:53 - Ooh, oh, oh, they're on good terms now.
02:56 Forget that lollipop.
02:58 - Wow. - You like it?
03:01 - Yeah. Oh, my God. You look gorgeous.
03:04 - Thank you. - Perfect.
03:06 - Thank you. - Oh, my--
03:08 - Look at him, laying a lip lock on her.
03:11 - I don't even care you weigh five pounds over weight.
03:14 - I literally wish I would get that reaction from you,
03:17 like, ever. - This is a nice couple.
03:19 You see, that's why I like them.
03:21 - Why is this guy wearing his shirt open like this?
03:24 - I'm a little nervous, babe.
03:26 It's the first time that I'm meeting with someone
03:29 from your blood.
03:31 - Oh, yeah, her sister's coming into town.
03:33 - Oh, her sister's coming. - Is he gonna put his shirt on?
03:35 - That's such a cool way to say it.
03:37 I'm gonna start saying that. Instead of saying, like,
03:39 meeting someone from your family,
03:40 I'm about to meet someone new from your blood.
03:43 - Yeah, don't do it.
03:45 - You need to be nervous, Sarper.
03:47 It's like-- - Is he gonna chew his hair down?
03:49 - We're gonna check you, make sure you behave yourself.
03:52 - Put that--put that ass down.
03:54 [laughter]
03:56 - Just be yourself.
03:58 You know, she likes to see me loved up,
04:01 so make sure you give me lots of attention.
04:04 - Of course. - Yeah?
04:06 - Your first encounter was not fun.
04:08 - With who? - With my family.
04:10 We sat down, they hammered you with questions.
04:12 [laughter]
04:14 - I think when I first met Rebecca,
04:16 she didn't really like me, huh?
04:18 - I think she still does.
04:20 - Yeah, well...
04:22 [laughter]
04:23 - I'm a special one.
04:25 - I'm interested with you.
04:28 I mean, I'm weighing you every day.
04:31 It's not for me.
04:33 Do you believe that? - What?
04:35 - No one believes that, Sarper.
04:37 - He's weighing her every day?
04:41 Her boobs alone are probably six pounds each.
04:44 If she lost a boob,
04:45 she would be the size that you wanted.
04:47 That's all I'm saying.
04:48 - What would you do if your man wanted to weigh you every day?
04:51 - Well, I'd break the scales or hide them or something.
04:54 That's privileged information.
04:56 That's top secret.
04:58 - I want you here to be like this.
05:00 I want you to be the most beautiful girl in the world.
05:04 - Don't say that to her. - Why?
05:06 - Because it doesn't sound right.
05:10 [laughter]
05:12 - Yeah, okay. That's funny.
05:14 - Dude. - Yo, this guy.
05:16 - That is next level.
05:18 - It's got some balls, huh?
05:20 - I would, like, punch you in the face if you said
05:22 you want to make me the most beautiful girl in the world.
05:25 'Cause I already am the most beautiful girl in the world.
05:27 [speaking French]
05:28 - I was gonna say something, but then I--
05:30 - Yeah, back away. Back away.
05:33 [laughter]
05:35 - It's the first time that I will meet
05:37 with a family member of Shekinah.
05:40 So I am a little anxious
05:42 because whatever she gets from here,
05:44 she will directly express to the rest of the family.
05:48 And sometimes I'm not thinking too much before I talk.
05:51 You know, I know I hate that side of me.
05:54 I mean...
05:56 I'm an idiot sometimes, yeah. I know that.
05:59 [laughter]
06:01 - Yeah, you can't be an idiot tonight.
06:03 You better be on your best behavior.
06:05 - You gonna be under the microscope, honey.
06:08 - Mm-hmm. - Oh, yeah, the big microscope.
06:10 - Yeah. Oh, Lord, I hope she don't see that bed.
06:13 They best hide that bed or burn it.
06:15 - Yeah, we'll see those--
06:16 - Yeah, DNA samples all over the place.
06:18 [upbeat music]
06:20 - Okay, babes, I'm gonna go up. I'm gonna get Shariah.
06:23 - I can't even handle what he's wearing to meet her.
06:25 - Listen, I like to wear unbuttoned shorts too.
06:28 - Yeah, but, like, you don't leave just one button buttoned.
06:31 You at least do two buttons buttoned.
06:33 - Did he not button up his shirt?
06:35 - No, it was, like, exposing his sexy chairs.
06:38 - Did you just shake your boobs? Do that again.
06:41 - One, two.
06:44 [laughter]
06:45 - I can't, but my boobs are so big, they don't move.
06:48 - [laughs]
06:49 I did that to come in and I asked him, like,
06:51 "Can you do it?" He was like...
06:53 [both laughing]
06:57 - It is kind of Shariah's personality
06:59 to latch on to small things that she sees that are negative
07:03 and to not really let them go.
07:05 So this is gonna be a little challenging.
07:09 - Shariah, Shekinah, and Sarper all in one car.
07:13 - This is just too much.
07:14 I don't think this can get along all together.
07:17 - The names alone are too much.
07:18 - I don't think Sharper and Shariah can get along.
07:22 Did I say it good?
07:23 - Yeah. [laughs]
07:24 - Yes.
07:25 - Tongue twister.
07:27 [laughter]
07:28 [upbeat music]
07:31 ♪ ♪
07:35 - India...
07:36 - I love that wedding.
07:37 - Kimberly and TJ.
07:39 - Oh, here we go, it's wedding day!
07:42 - Now this is a wedding.
07:44 I'm excited for this.
07:45 - I wanna have a three-day wedding.
07:47 - You wanna sit on that big chair?
07:49 - Yes.
07:50 It is day two of our back-to-back wedding ceremonies.
07:54 We're gonna have more ceremonies, more outfits,
07:57 and a long time still until we're actually married.
08:01 - See, I would love a wedding in India.
08:03 All the fancy clothes and many days of looking like a princess.
08:08 - Jenny Smith, find her a nice Indian man.
08:10 - Yeah, they could possibly do that.
08:13 I'd make a good wife.
08:14 - And if you get an Indian wedding,
08:15 you can ride an elephant.
08:16 - Yeah!
08:18 - What are we doing?
08:20 - The haldi ceremony will start in one hour.
08:23 - In an hour?
08:24 - Because my thing was taking a much time.
08:26 - OK, can we make sure that someone actually informs us
08:28 of what's going on?
08:29 Because I've been over here thinking that we've been
08:31 running late for everything,
08:32 and nobody's told us that you're actually not ready yet.
08:36 - She just has such an attitude.
08:38 - That's exactly who you are.
08:40 - No, I don't do that.
08:41 - Honey, honey, sometimes like that.
08:43 - You know why?
08:44 Because you literally are like a third child sometimes,
08:46 and I have to repeat myself 1,800 times.
08:51 - I haven't spoken a scene, Kimberly,
08:53 because I've been engaged in the secret thread ceremony.
08:57 - Oh, the thread ceremony.
08:59 - I wonder what that is.
09:00 - The only thing I know about threading
09:02 is getting your eyebrows threaded.
09:04 - I mean, there's nothing like a good, like,
09:06 friendship bracelet.
09:07 You know what I mean?
09:08 - No, I don't know what you mean.
09:10 - You've never had a friendship bracelet?
09:12 - Do I look like a guy that would have a friendship bracelet?
09:14 - Well, I mean, not now, but as a kid.
09:16 - Not ever.
09:17 - I'm sorry.
09:18 - You got a bracelet for me, bro?
09:19 - Yeah, I'm gonna get you a friendship bracelet.
09:21 - Yeah.
09:22 - No, I'm good, bro.
09:23 I did have a friend who wanted to get matching tattoos.
09:26 [speaking in foreign language]
09:28 - Left hand.
09:30 - Left hand.
09:31 - You want me to put it on it?
09:33 - Yes.
09:34 - I'm getting kind of frustrated.
09:36 This ritual is important to TJ,
09:39 and if it's important to him,
09:40 I also want to understand what's going on
09:43 and the significance and the meaning behind everything.
09:45 I don't just want to go through the motions.
09:47 I want to know. I want to learn.
09:49 - How unenjoyable, though, for the bride,
09:52 it's like her wedding,
09:53 she doesn't even know what she's doing.
09:56 - Maybe they're, like, witching them
09:58 and telling them, "Oh, you're gonna die tomorrow.
10:01 Bye-bye.
10:02 Welcome to the next world."
10:04 - She needs to have read up on it and learn the culture.
10:08 You can't just be expected the day,
10:10 "Oh, I'm gonna learn the whole 1,000-year-old culture."
10:12 - In her mind, she probably thought she was gonna have
10:15 more control about her wedding day.
10:17 - She probably would have understood that she wouldn't
10:20 with just a quick Internet search.
10:22 - Eh, that's true, too.
10:24 - You have to eat. You have to eat now.
10:26 - Okay, I've got to calm down.
10:27 I'm trying to have a good day.
10:29 This is supposed to be a happy day.
10:30 - Hey, you are gonna have a good day.
10:33 - Nobody seems to give a [bleep] about me, though.
10:36 - If Kimberly's like how I am,
10:40 when something--my day starts crappy,
10:43 that's probably how I'm going--
10:45 I'm gonna have that attitude pretty much
10:47 for the rest of the day.
10:48 You ever say you woke up on the wrong side of the bed?
10:50 - I don't do that. - Oh, yes, you do.
10:52 There's many times I've called you, and you're like,
10:55 "I'm mad, I'm mad, I'm mad,"
10:56 and then I call you back at the end of the day,
10:57 "I'm still mad about this, mad about that," you know?
10:59 - Well, the bank of mom gets mad,
11:01 but that's the only time I get angry.
11:04 I'm very easygoing.
11:06 - So I'm gonna go capture your flag.
11:07 - Good luck, buddy. - Give me a hint.
11:09 Where is it? - I'm never gonna find it.
11:11 - Give me a hint.
11:12 - It's in a... small space.
11:17 - Ew, horrible.
11:19 - [laughs]
11:20 - I know before you said how you would want
11:23 a brother or sister that was your age.
11:27 Uh-huh, here we go. You gotta tell us.
11:29 It's not gonna be no eight-year-old.
11:30 - A little chiquita baby.
11:33 - Lolo, I know that I'm not perfect,
11:35 but I really would appreciate having your blessing
11:39 to wed your granddaughter.
11:40 - He can't feel out the vibe of the room, my dude.
11:44 - I ask for your parents' blessing.
11:46 - Are you nervous? - Me, nervous?
11:49 - Now you show me. - Did you see this?
11:51 How can they resist?
11:53 - Go find the flag. Are you ready? Go.
11:56 - All right. Is it cold in here?
11:58 - Cold. Getting a little colder.
12:02 - I'm in Cobham's room now.
12:03 - You're ice cold. - Jesus.
12:05 - You're in Iceland. - All right.
12:08 I'm gonna go to Sunday school.
12:09 - You're sitting on a glacier.
12:11 - Oh, my, wah.
12:12 - There's penguins walking in front of you.
12:15 You're bad at looking for flags, man.
12:17 - I cannot. You're not even giving me better clues.
12:20 - Babe, the show's back on. [bleep]
12:23 We are not going to win at this family reunion.
12:26 Come on! - Oh, my, wah.
12:28 - ♪ Amor prohibido ♪
12:31 - Ah, what do we got here? - Who's up next?
12:33 Oh, looks like some street tacos.
12:35 - Kenny and Armando. - Yep.
12:37 - Man, nothing like a good street taco.
12:40 - Oh, yeah, I know. Don't get me started.
12:42 - Yeah.
12:43 - Kenny, Hannah, and I have been back in La Mission
12:46 for about a month, but we haven't yet talked to Hannah
12:48 about our plans to move and to start surrogacy.
12:51 - Double whammy. Surrogacy's happening.
12:55 - Well, the good news is, she's so young,
12:58 you got no choice. [laughter]
13:01 I mean, it's good to explain it to the kid,
13:04 but in the end, you know, you're going for a ride, kid.
13:08 - Whoa. - Ooh.
13:11 - Jeez. - Ooh, what is that?
13:14 A pineapple? Make me that next time.
13:17 - Oh, that looks like a good time in a cup.
13:20 - Yeah, where's my Bloody Mary?
13:22 - Don't make it yourself.
13:24 - We went to, um, Mexico City and all that.
13:28 Did you like the trip there and everything?
13:30 - Yeah. - Did you like the city?
13:32 - Yeah, I like.
13:35 - Yeah. Mexico City, I've been there.
13:38 It's the hugest city in North America.
13:40 - You guys were supposed to take me to Mexico City
13:43 for Thanksgiving. You left my ass at the house.
13:45 - Yeah, that's because you were prepared to go.
13:48 - We were supposed to be a whole family vacation,
13:50 and then, like, soon as I come home,
13:52 everyone's going to Mexico. I'm like, "Are you serious?"
13:54 Yeah, thanks for that. - Well, you're welcome.
13:57 - What would you think
14:00 if we decided
14:04 to move there?
14:07 - I don't know.
14:10 - Oh, it's a lot to give little Hannah.
14:14 - She don't want to. - I don't know.
14:17 - I don't know. I mean, she doesn't love it.
14:19 She only wants to. - But also, like, she's a child,
14:21 so she doesn't get to choose. - Okay.
14:24 - Yeah!
14:28 - Yeah, she likes it. You can see it on her face,
14:31 even if she doesn't say, "I don't know."
14:33 - Oh, good! - Okay, that's good.
14:35 - I like that adventurous spirit.
14:37 - I thought I was worried she's going to not want to move down there,
14:40 you know? - Me too.
14:42 - Well, that reminds me of when Mom, like, called me
14:45 and said that we're moving to Vegas. Las Vegas, right?
14:47 Like, not Ely, Nevada. - Yeah, 'cause we were in the middle
14:50 of the woods. - Well, yeah.
14:52 - In Hubbardston, so anything. As soon as you heard Vegas--
14:54 I know, I was getting in trouble in Massachusetts.
14:56 She's like, "You want to go live with your uncle in Vegas?"
14:58 I was like, "Hell yeah!"
15:00 - Oh, boy. - Mm-hmm.
15:09 - Oh, we still have the baby news. - Mm-hmm.
15:11 - Uh-huh, here we go. You gotta tell us.
15:13 There's not gonna be no 8-year-old.
15:15 - Oh! - Another baby.
15:25 - A little chiquita baby.
15:28 - You think that, like, your daddy will want to spend
15:32 too much time with a baby? - Yeah.
15:35 - Ah, see, this is what happens when you got a single child.
15:38 It's just a simple way a kid's gonna think, you know?
15:42 - Oh, my God, when we told Shai he was gonna be a big brother,
15:45 like, he didn't understand, but he understood there was a baby
15:47 in Mommy's belly. - But they don't think still
15:50 about, like, "Oh, they're gonna give them attention more,"
15:52 or whatever. - That's why we did it
15:54 while we could knock it out. - I don't know if that's why
15:57 or just it happened, but yeah.
16:00 - Look how sweet he-- what a nice little daddy.
16:12 - I just want to hug Armando and Hannah.
16:16 - We love all three of our kids the same.
16:18 - Yeah, she's not-- doesn't think that--
16:20 - She's scared that he's gonna, like, focus on the baby
16:22 instead of her. - And he will.
16:24 - I definitely wasn't the favorite.
16:26 - You probably were when it was just you.
16:28 - Didn't last but a year.
16:31 I don't remember much after, you know.
16:33 It wasn't like I was remembering anything,
16:35 but, you know, Mom said I cried a lot.
16:37 - Talk to me when that baby wakes up every two hours.
16:46 [laughs]
16:47 - This is gonna be such a fun adventure for them.
16:49 They're gonna move, they're gonna have a new baby,
16:52 they can take the dogs to school.
16:54 It's so great. I love it.
16:56 - I don't blame her for not wanting to change the diaper.
17:02 I mean, I'll be honest, I've never changed.
17:05 - But you changed my diaper, right,
17:07 when I was a baby maybe once.
17:09 - I think Mom was trying to, like, have me do it
17:12 so I understood it or something.
17:14 I don't even know why I had to--
17:15 - I feel like older siblings change diapers eventually.
17:18 - I also bathed you when you peed on me.
17:20 - Yeah. - So, you know,
17:22 I don't know why I was put in these situations.
17:25 - Ooh, seafood. Little carp.
17:31 - Not like sanitary.
17:32 - Oh, it's Mary and Brandon. Lord have mercy.
17:35 - Look how mad they look.
17:36 - So would it be better if I just go back to America then?
17:40 - Maybe.
17:42 Maybe, because you can't change your attitude.
17:44 - No, don't go back to the U.S.
17:47 - In a way, I feel like he should,
17:49 and in a way, I feel like he shouldn't.
17:51 - He should go back to America and just go work
17:54 for six months and just bank money.
17:57 Bank, bank, bank, bank, bank, bank, bank.
17:59 Come back, build another home.
18:01 - I realize how bad I've become.
18:05 And I'm saying sorry now,
18:08 and I'm making a commitment, an oath to change.
18:13 - An oath. - Ooh.
18:15 - That's next level, Brandon. Don't make an oath.
18:18 - Have you ever made an oath before?
18:20 - No, I've never.
18:22 - You made an oath to me when you married me.
18:25 - Oh.
18:26 - To love me forever. That's your vow.
18:28 Wait, is a vow and an oath the same?
18:30 - Is a vow and an oath? I think it's different.
18:32 - What's the difference?
18:33 I think they're the same thing.
18:35 - Lolo, I know that I'm not perfect,
18:39 but I really would appreciate having your blessing.
18:44 - Wow.
18:46 - He literally, he can't feel out the vibe of the room, my dude.
18:50 It's like you proposed while you were in the middle of a fight
18:53 in the back of the freaking shop,
18:55 and now you're asking for the blessing
18:57 after Mary just told you to get your s--t together.
19:00 Ay, yo, si tu me arrites la raparra.
19:03 - I asked for your parents' blessing, remember?
19:06 - Mm-hmm.
19:07 - It had to be over the video call.
19:09 - Were you nervous?
19:10 - I got my blessing.
19:11 - You got your blessing.
19:12 - So, I got my blessing.
19:14 - Were you nervous?
19:15 - I got my blessing.
19:16 Pff, me nervous?
19:17 - I know, you show--
19:18 - Did you see this?
19:19 - How dare you show any emotion.
19:21 - How can they resist?
19:22 - Oh my God.
19:24 - I don't know if that's gonna make things peaceful.
19:38 - But he says, "I'm watching you, though."
19:41 - Hell yeah, this isn't so peaceful all the time, buddy.
19:44 - I hope that me and Brandon will solve everything
19:47 and that we will have a better life, not stressing.
19:52 I don't want my baby to have no father at all.
19:58 - They're in a rough spot.
19:59 They gotta get on the same page together
20:01 and really work hard on making it happen
20:04 'cause they're having a baby soon.
20:06 They have a lot of death.
20:08 They keep fighting.
20:09 They need to sit down and really come up with a normal plan.
20:13 - I don't like people touching me at all,
20:15 and I especially don't like people touching my feet.
20:18 - I would love for someone to touch and rub my feet.
20:21 - Do you like being touched?
20:23 - If you do, baby, hon me.
20:26 Baby, baby, hon me, baby.
20:30 - Where are you?
20:31 - Dude, I was getting some ice packs for us.
20:33 We had a quick break, so I think I'd teach you
20:35 about the vagus nerve.
20:37 - Vagus nerve? - Yeah.
20:39 - I don't have one of those, sir.
20:41 - No, everyone has one.
20:42 It's right here on your chest, like in this spot.
20:45 If the show gets too crazy for you,
20:47 you need to calm down.
20:48 Just put the ice pack right on your chest,
20:50 and it's gonna help.
20:51 - You couldn't get me a cupcake or something?
20:53 I look stupid. - No, this is great.
20:55 John, you gotta be quiet for it to work.
20:58 - Ooh, Kimberly and TJ.
21:06 Still trying to get married.
21:08 - Oh, dear.
21:09 I hope they can make it through the wedding.
21:12 - Take a few minutes, take a few breaths.
21:15 Meditate for a minute.
21:16 We're gonna try to figure out how we can get somebody
21:18 to tell us what's going on.
21:20 Okay?
21:21 - The mom just needs to get her a shot of something.
21:24 - Sometimes that's all you need.
21:25 A little shot, cool you down.
21:27 - Another very good secret how to calm down your tension
21:32 is to do...
21:34 that extra one breath in,
21:38 and then release.
21:40 So that's what you should be doing, Kimberly.
21:43 - TJ, no one's letting me know what's going on.
21:45 I'm really frustrated.
21:46 - Maybe the problem is that our rituals are so,
21:48 so, like, complex that sometimes he can't even translate it.
21:51 I would request you to just, like, wait for me for a time.
21:54 I can tell you.
21:55 - He's gonna explain everything later
21:58 on the honeymoon night.
21:59 - That's where the magic happens on the honeymoon night.
22:01 - Yeah, it's like, "Woohoo, honeymoon!"
22:04 - Imagine being American,
22:06 knowing the American traditions of marriage,
22:09 which is, like, one day, not a big deal.
22:13 But then you go to India, and it's, like, five days?
22:17 - He's jealous.
22:18 - I'm jealous.
22:20 - Am I worth having a three-day wedding ceremony over?
22:23 - My God, I mean, I don't know.
22:25 Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do, but still.
22:29 - Oh, my God.
22:32 - We are going to start the haldi ceremony.
22:35 Haldi means in English turmeric.
22:38 So turmeric is an Indian spice.
22:40 We make a paste where we use the turmeric, oil, saffron.
22:45 All the relatives come and apply on the groom and the bride.
22:51 - Turmeric is good for you.
22:53 I'd be saying, "Hey, bring it on!"
22:55 - Oh, I love turmeric. I use it in, like, face products.
22:59 - I don't know what it is.
23:01 - You do. It's my orange face mask.
23:03 - Okay, but turmeric is one ingredient.
23:05 - Turmeric is also a spice.
23:06 It's also to be very good for your stomach, too.
23:08 - It is a little awkward, me not being able to understand
23:10 what everybody's saying whenever they're coming up and touching me.
23:13 I don't like people touching me at all, in general.
23:15 And I especially don't like people touching my feet.
23:18 - Hey, take my feet.
23:20 - I'm not touching your feet if you marry an Indian guy.
23:22 I'm sorry. No, I'm not touching your feet.
23:24 - Well, see, I would love for someone to touch and rub my feet.
23:27 I'm a big feet guy. I'll give a good foot massage.
23:30 - I mean, it also depends on how the feet look, right?
23:33 - Well, yeah, I mean...
23:35 - Because, you know, I've seen some messed up feet.
23:37 - I don't want those dinosaur feet with, like, the cracks and the calluses.
23:40 - Do you like being touched?
23:42 - Yes, you do!
23:44 - Sometimes.
23:45 - You're a liar, liar, pants on fire.
23:47 You love being touched.
23:49 - Sometimes.
23:50 - Baby, hon me. Baby, baby, hon me, baby.
23:55 - So, just putting a small drop of water.
23:58 It's resemblance, you have that all your turmeric done.
24:01 Now you are taking a bath.
24:03 So it's just a resemblance, one and two drops,
24:05 and that will be done from your side.
24:06 - Together.
24:08 - Small drop.
24:09 - Oh!
24:10 - That's not a small drop!
24:13 - See, now she's smiling 'cause she feels like they're together.
24:16 - They're taking it easy on her.
24:18 Otherwise, they would drop her in the tub.
24:20 You need to take a bath.
24:22 - Wash the attitude away.
24:23 - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
24:25 Or it's kind of like an exorcism.
24:27 Boom!
24:28 All the bad stuff is gone now.
24:31 - This is probably the biggest night of my life.
24:35 I just want to have a positive outlook
24:37 and remain optimistic the rest of the day.
24:41 - You feeling better now?
24:42 - Yeah.
24:43 - Love you.
24:44 - Love you too.
24:46 - Their culture of holy water worked,
24:48 and they poured it all over her, and now she's happy.
24:50 - You just need to keep a whole bucket of that around now.
24:53 - Maybe she was thirsty.
24:55 - She was very thirsty, Mom.
24:57 - Can you pause it so I can go look for the flag?
24:59 - Sure, my love.
25:00 - Because I'm going to find it, my little shmush button, button shmush.
25:04 - All righty.
25:06 - I came in really wanting to cause bodily harm to Johan,
25:11 but I think it went really well.
25:13 - You're going to cause bodily harm for yourself
25:15 if you try to cause bodily harm to him.
25:17 - Now we're walking out together.
25:18 - Whenever you try to hit me, you hurt your hands.
25:22 - Mom's got a special snack.
25:26 These are some special tasty chips,
25:29 and you've got to tell me what flavor you think they are.
25:33 - Do you do anything to these?
25:35 - No, don't act so dainty and delicate.
25:39 - They're like seaweed.
25:40 - No, it's not seaweed.
25:41 They're not green.
25:43 But smell.
25:45 Be the connoisseur.
25:46 - Come on, your taste buds are better than that.
25:50 - It almost tastes like a pickle.
25:52 - Yeah, it's a cucumber chip.
25:54 - Where'd you find these? What are these?
25:55 - Well, they're in the Asian store.
25:57 So is it hoja or paja?
26:01 - Hoja.
26:02 - Hoja, gai hoja.
26:04 That means very good food.
26:06 - Where should I go, babe?
26:11 - All right, keep going.
26:12 Go.
26:13 Cold, cold.
26:14 It's getting warm.
26:16 - The bathroom?
26:17 - Warm, warm.
26:18 You're getting closer.
26:20 - Is it by the toilet?
26:22 - Babe, the show's coming back on.
26:24 Come on.
26:25 - You're the worst.
26:26 Your clues were [bleep]
26:28 [laughing]
26:30 - Danielle and Johan.
26:32 They're going to a life coach, Johan and Danielle, right?
26:36 - Yeah.
26:37 Post-fight with the puppy.
26:39 - Perfect timing for a life coach, huh?
26:42 - I need someone to help me explain to Johan
26:45 that the way he's engaging in this relationship
26:47 is not effective, it's hurtful, and it's destroying it.
26:50 - I mean, if I was Danielle and Johan's life coach,
26:54 I'd be like, "Break up."
26:57 - Right, right.
26:59 - Listen, I'm all about the life coaching and stuff, honestly.
27:03 I follow a couple of accounts on social media
27:07 and I listen to some people, and it's helpful sometimes.
27:10 - I need you to tell me a little bit about the relationship.
27:14 I'd rather she talk.
27:19 - Okay, okay.
27:21 - I think that's a really good example
27:23 of what I'm struggling with.
27:25 I have to take the lead a lot.
27:27 - Exactly, he's not working for [bleep]
27:30 - You got that right.
27:31 Danielle's wearing the pants in that relationship,
27:33 and the pants don't look good on you, Danielle.
27:36 - Yeah. Danielle pulled the bait and switch.
27:51 - I mean, [bleep] you've been here a year,
27:53 we still don't have a house.
27:55 - He's just supposed to stay home and look pretty?
28:14 Is that what it's about?
28:16 Well, hey, that don't work with me.
28:18 - I don't [bleep] care how much money you make.
28:20 If you make a billion a day, I'm still hustling.
28:23 - If we were billionaires and I said,
28:25 "Baby, we don't even have to work anymore,
28:27 we're going to travel the world."
28:28 You're not going to travel the world with me?
28:30 - I have to make money.
28:31 You don't know how much pride is in a man making money.
28:36 - Okay, I understand.
28:37 - Contributing in his family.
28:38 - I can't wait until you make that much money.
28:41 - I got a lot of ideas too.
28:54 - That sounded familiar.
28:55 - You can't put ideas in the bank, honey.
29:06 - I came in really wanting to cause bodily harm to Johan,
29:11 but I think it went really well.
29:13 - I came in wanting to just punch him in the face.
29:16 - You're going to cause bodily harm for yourself
29:17 if you try to cause bodily harm to him.
29:19 - Now we're walking out together.
29:20 - It's like you, whenever you try to hit me,
29:22 and you hurt your hands.
29:25 - He's in makeup and let's go.
29:29 - You're not going to give me a kiss?
29:31 - Kiss and makeup, oh yeah.
29:37 - My God.
29:38 - Because this guy did.
29:39 What did this guy do?
29:40 Oh my God.
29:41 I could be a life coach.
29:42 I would definitely have those styrofoam bats or swords,
29:47 and I'd definitely let them hit each other.
29:49 - Because you've got to let out the frustration, you know?
29:53 - That would definitely happen in my session.
29:55 - As long as they sign a waiver.
29:57 - Always a waiver.
29:58 Always a waiver.
29:59 - What are you making for dinner?
30:01 - Wow, something special, you know?
30:03 There is no oven, there is no cooking, no heat.
30:07 I will just meat the meat with rice,
30:10 and I will cook it with my hands.
30:13 - Okay, so you're going to have to explain why it's raw.
30:19 - Don't be touching my food, Sartre.
30:21 - How are you not sick of the same snack for four years?
30:26 - It's a good snack, nuts.
30:28 - It's better than chips.
30:29 - Pistachios.
30:32 - And you don't seem to not like them either.
30:35 Every time I peel them,
30:37 steal from me as much as you can, as fast as you can.
30:41 I put them back.
30:43 Don't take any more.
30:44 - I like getting the spices off.
30:45 - Don't take any more if you're hating on my nuts.
30:49 - Moonlight.
30:52 - Oh, look at that boat.
30:53 Look at that.
30:54 - Where is this?
30:55 I want to go.
30:56 I bet you it's Istanbul, and I'm right there.
30:59 - How can you not know that car?
31:01 - Oh, my gosh.
31:02 - I do like his suit, though.
31:04 I got to get a suit like that.
31:06 - Hi, babe.
31:07 - Hello.
31:08 - This is my sister, Shariah.
31:09 - Nice to meet you.
31:10 - Nice to meet you, too.
31:11 - Welcome.
31:12 - Whoa.
31:13 - Okay, he's got the door open.
31:14 Good start.
31:15 So far, so good.
31:16 - Always a good move.
31:18 - My sister just arrived in Istanbul for the weekend,
31:21 and I'm a little apprehensive of how this night is going to go.
31:25 - Uh-oh, here we go.
31:27 - Here we go.
31:28 - He knows he's done wrong, and he knows that someone's there
31:30 to keep an eye on him.
31:31 - The truth seeker is here to find the truth.
31:33 - Yeah.
31:34 - But, maybe she may leave with a positive report.
31:38 - Feel yourself.
31:41 - Welcome to my new home.
31:42 - As in your apartment, Shariah.
31:43 - Okay?
31:44 - Thank you.
31:45 - What I love about Sarper is, like,
31:47 what's the point of wearing a shirt?
31:49 - It's out of respect.
31:50 - Like, it's always two buttons.
31:52 But he's, like, down to his stomach on button.
31:55 - He's trying to make a good impression for the sister.
31:58 - What are you making for dinner?
32:00 - What?
32:13 - How?
32:14 - What?
32:15 - Don't be touching my food, Sarper.
32:17 [laughter]
32:20 - What the [bleep]
32:22 - Okay, so...
32:23 You're gonna have to explain why it's raw.
32:26 - Sarper, tell me more about your collection.
32:29 It looks like you have a lot of different types of alcohol.
32:33 - They are not full.
32:35 They are empty bottles.
32:37 - Oh, they're empty?
32:38 - Mm-hmm.
32:39 - Why is he holding on to empty bottles?
32:41 - It could be decorative.
32:42 I know people that have, like, bottles, like,
32:44 on their shelves and stuff, and it looks kind of cool.
32:47 Like, depends.
32:49 - Do you have certain ones or, like,
32:51 memories from different experiences or, like...
32:54 - I drink with people, of course.
32:56 - Each bottle represents a night that a woman was over his house.
33:01 - That's his trophy?
33:02 That's like a serial killer.
33:04 You know what I'm saying?
33:05 - Yeah, I mean, whether it's sex or murder,
33:07 I mean, you gotta have your trophies.
33:08 - It's all passion.
33:10 - The past is following you,
33:11 and if I'm your future, you have to get rid of the past.
33:14 - Don't come on me about this stuff.
33:18 - Uh-oh.
33:19 - He's, like, "I'm preparing raw meat for you."
33:22 - I don't like someone to want me to do something.
33:25 I mean, I have to think myself and decide.
33:29 For example, she wanted me to post something
33:32 in the social media of us together.
33:35 - He's mushing that meat, huh?
33:36 - Like, if he's making a meatball to put in the oven, that's fine,
33:39 but, like, I don't know what's gonna come out of this dish.
33:42 - I mean, one could say he's beating that meat,
33:45 you know what I'm saying?
33:46 - All he's definitely beating is meat.
33:48 - If she's texting, she acts like a slut.
33:52 - What?
33:53 - Did he just call her a slut?
33:56 - Is that the pot calling the kettle black or what?
33:59 You know, it's like, there's such a thing, you know, a hoochie poppa.
34:04 - You're saying that my sister acts like a slut?
34:07 - I mean, uh...
34:10 Bitch.
34:12 [laughing]
34:15 - Why does he think that bitch is any better than slut?
34:20 - That was, like, twa.
34:22 - In Sarper's defense, English is not his first language.
34:25 - I think he knows what slut means.
34:29 - Never in my life been called a bitch or slut, ever.
34:33 - Really? - No.
34:34 - But you're acting like that when we are texting, you know?
34:37 - Oh, my God, this is not going well.
34:39 He is having word vomit right now.
34:42 He's too focused on this meat.
34:43 He's just saying whatever.
34:45 - So if Shekinah wanted to see your social media
34:50 and go into your DMs right now, how would you feel about that?
34:53 - I never let her.
34:55 - That's because...
34:56 - That's because it's my private.
34:58 - No, it's because you have something to hide.
35:01 - If I give that right to her, she can want anything.
35:04 - Okay, give it to me then.
35:05 - My God.
35:06 - Who the [bleep] is this girl?
35:08 - She's crazy.
35:09 Why would he show you his phone?
35:11 You stepping in, man.
35:14 - Any guy that hides his social media
35:17 is hiding it because he's doing something sneaky.
35:22 - There's one thing. I am honest.
35:25 - Well, you can't show your DMs.
35:27 - [bleep] DMs.
35:29 - DMs, posts. DMs, posts.
35:31 - Okay, I'm gonna go back to my hotel.
35:33 - No, please.
35:34 - Yeah, no, I am.
35:35 - Is she really gonna leave right now?
35:37 - Oh, she's outta here.
35:38 - No way, dude.
35:39 - Why would she stay?
35:40 - Yeah, I'd show you my DMs.
35:42 - I mean, we are opening our relationship.
35:44 - I don't care.
35:45 - That's our relationship.
35:46 - I have my DMs right there.
35:47 - Depends on how your relationship is.
35:49 - It's literally just all my girlfriends, but there it is.
35:53 - Sorry, but it was nice to meet you.
35:55 But I definitely don't want to stay any longer.
35:59 - Come in there, disrespect him, disrespect his house.
36:03 [bleep]
36:04 Freaking bar even you have to disrespect.
36:06 - Well, I definitely think she's just saying that
36:09 because she didn't want to eat raw meat.
36:11 - Well, if Thais didn't want to show her DMs
36:14 right then and there, and I asked the question,
36:17 I might have walked out of there too.
36:20 - No, you would have ate the food.
36:21 - Asking to see someone's DMs isn't something
36:24 I would normally do.
36:25 I do think it's a little invasive,
36:27 but his reaction is just so shocking and strong,
36:32 so I don't know what to think about it.
36:36 - Oh, he was beating that.
36:38 He was beating that meat, Mom.
36:40 He was pissed.
36:41 - I cannot get over this whole dinner.
36:43 He should have just walked out.
36:45 - Well, from a scale of 1 to 10,
36:47 I would say meeting Soraya is a zero.
36:52 - I give it a one.
36:53 - You give it a one, okay.
36:54 - I give it a one 'cause at least, you know,
36:56 parties were there.
36:58 - Next time on "90 Day Fiancé," "The Other Way."
37:02 - Tonight is the night of our wedding.
37:04 - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God.
37:05 - Look at that fireworks. - We had fireworks.
37:07 - Look at that. That's pretty damn cool.
37:08 - Oh, I want to get married over there.
37:10 Look at that.
37:11 - That's why we got to find you an Indian man.
37:12 - If I was to get married in the U.S.,
37:14 I could do it all in a few hours.
37:17 And I'd probably be having sex right now.
37:19 - [laughs]
37:20 - Well, now you can have sex for the rest of your life.
37:23 - I have to give her a better impression
37:25 before she leaves.
37:26 - There she comes. - There she comes.
37:28 - This is not gonna go well, but not because of him.
37:31 - 'Cause of her outfit. - 'Cause of her.
37:33 - I'm worried that your mom will hate, you know,
37:36 Philippines.
37:37 - Brendan's mom's gonna be here for our wedding.
37:40 - Oh, the mom's here. - Whoa.
37:42 - It's gonna be so awkward.
37:44 - As far as me and Mary having some sort of good relationship...
37:48 - Hug, hug.
37:49 - That's not happening.
37:51 - Ooh, she looks like tough cookie.
37:54 - Oh, man.
37:55 - They don't need this at all.
37:57 They already have enough of this.
37:58 - Yeah, that's like the last thing you need.
38:00 - Oh, my God.
38:01 - So excited to see next week.
38:03 - It makes me really want to get married again.
38:05 To you, of course.
38:07 - Okay, babe, it's my turn to go look for the flag.
38:11 - All right. - Wish me luck.
38:13 - Hey, you wanna take them cucumber chips home?
38:15 - Yeah, I will take them, and I'll have them for--
38:17 I'll have them for lunch tomorrow.
38:18 - Okay. - And I will see you next week,
38:20 because I can't wait to see what happens.
38:21 It's gonna be good. It's gonna be action-packed.
38:24 - Thanks for coming, Julian. - Thanks, Mom.
38:25 - I'm gonna hit the sack, too. - All right.
38:27 - Talking about foot massages makes me wanna get one,
38:30 and luckily, we're in Vegas, so everything's 24 hours.
38:34 You down? - Are you buying?
38:36 - Yeah, I'll get us a spot right now.
38:38 - All right, let's go. - Let's go.
38:40 - Okay, you're getting warm.
38:43 Coco... - I don't see it anywhere.
38:45 - It's getting cold.
38:48 This was a good episode, huh?
38:50 - It was a really good episode. - I know.
38:52 But I wanna read your DMs. Where's your phone?
38:54 - Okay. I'm gonna go get ready for bed.
38:57 - Give me those DMs. Give me.
39:00 Okay.
39:01 - Where is the flag?
39:04 Show me where the flag is.
39:06 - Honey, I'm sorry you went through all this.
39:09 - Show me. - Let me give you one more clue.
39:11 It's in the room. - Where?
39:13 - Very, very close to you.
39:15 [laughing]
39:18 Not on me, not on me. - Why are you holding your penis?
39:20 - Because it's not on me. All right, let's play.
39:22 [laughing]
39:25 - I won!
39:29 I won, bitch !
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