RiffTrax: Stitches | movie | 2020 | Official Teaser - video Dailymotion

Satan walks among us and he's a... sassy grandma?? All this takes place in the late 90s, or perhaps the Revolutionary Wa | dG1fU0pnOHdUX19WdTA

Transcript

00:00 [MUSIC]

00:04 >> The Black Hole Sun video is happening to me, help.

00:07 [MUSIC]

00:09 >> Guys, are you supposed to feed your mirror?

00:11 Because I haven't been doing that.

00:13 [MUSIC]

00:14 >> Take it and put back everything the way you found it.

00:19 Block the door and go to our room.

00:23 >> This is how I asked for the double meat at Subway.

00:25 >> I will.

00:27 >> No one really believes in the old devil of the Middle Ages with horns and

00:31 a pitchfork.

00:33 Any more than people really believe that God looks like the old man painted on

00:36 the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.

00:38 >> This orgy sucks.

00:40 >> Again.

00:40 >> [SOUND]

00:42 >> The devil makes Prada.

00:44 [MUSIC]

00:49 Good, the Babadooks are here.

00:51 Jack and Terry Babadook, how lovely to see you both.

00:54 [MUSIC]

00:58 >> This is my experience when I look at a Kathy cartoon.

01:01 [MUSIC]

01:09 >> You know, you can learn a great deal about someone by studying their palm.

01:14 >> I went to a gypsy once.

01:16 She said I'd get rich, but I didn't.

01:19 >> Somehow that was a more interesting story than this movie.

01:22 >> Well, honestly, you can keep it a secret.

01:23 [BLANK_AUDIO]