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00:00 First of all, I want my two beautiful daughters made ready for the ball.
00:07 Yuck!
00:09 Well, semi-cute daughters?
00:13 Well, how about somewhat less than repulsive daughters? Would you buy that?
00:20 Well, what are you waiting for? An early snow? Get moving!
00:27 Now, my two sweet poopsie-cums, it's time to get ready for the ball.
00:34 Now listen, you freeloading cat! You're making a bigger mess than before!
00:55 Hmm, I don't remember no dumb cat in this fairy tale.
01:01 Now, my precious darlings, are you ready yet?
01:06 No, because Cinderella is not helping enough!
01:15 Well, if some people can't help out around here, well then, some people wouldn't be able to go to the ball. Right, girls?
01:30 Yes, mother!
01:32 Cinderella! Cinderella, help me with my powdered wig!
01:39 Cinderella, I need help with my lipstick!
01:42 And hurry up!
01:45 Cinderella, I need help with my shoes!
01:50 Cinderella, I need my corset tightened!
01:55 Cinderella!
02:07 Okay, that does it! We're going to the ball without you pets! Come, my two enchantresses!
02:18 That was really mean of that mean stepmother! I mean, really! And those two mean sisters, if you know what I mean.
02:32 What this story needs now is a fairy godmother to lighten things up, if you get my meaning.
02:41 Oh, here I am! Your fairy godmother! I think I'm your fairy godmother.
02:50 Yes, of course I am! Nobody else looks like a fairy godmother around here. So it must be me!
02:58 See, I have the regulation wand with that sparkling stuff coming out of it. Well, I'm sure I'm a fairy godmother. Oh, yes, look!
03:08 Of course I've got to be a fairy godmother, don't I?
03:14 I'll prove it to you. I'll do a little magic. I'll change that mirror on the wall into a clear blue lake.
03:25 [magic sound]
03:29 Ah, here I am! Your fairy chicken! Oh, why, that's not right! Oh, what am I again?
03:41 You're our fairy godmother.
03:43 Oh, of course! How silly of me! I'm your fairy godmother. And you have to get ready for the ball.
03:54 First, you're going to need a team of white horses to pull your carrot.
03:59 [magic sound]
04:01 That doesn't seem right. I know a pumpkin has something to do with this story.
04:07 Oh, well, anyway, we still need a carrot.
04:11 [magic sound]
04:13 Oops! Oh, now let's see. Maybe the dress goes on the pumpkin. That's it! The dress goes on the pumpkin!
04:22 [magic sound]
04:25 Wow! Dynamite!
04:29 [magic sound]
04:30 Oh, hello again, darling. Now we need last slippers.
04:36 [magic sound]
04:38 Oh, oh my goodness! It's Chicken Runner! No, that is definitely not the name of this story.
04:47 Oh, and this will never do, dearie.
04:50 [magic sound]
04:52 Oh, why don't you go just as you are. And now goes the horse and carrot.
04:58 [magic sound]
05:00 Tooth-a-bye!
05:03 [magic sound]
05:04 [magic sound]
05:12 Listen, Prince, you have got to get married soon. Do you know what the taxes are on an unmarried prince?
05:20 You're breaking the kingdom!
05:22 I know, I know.
05:24 Oh, your Prince-ship! I'd like you to meet my two lovely daughters. You'll not find two more gorgeous girls in all your kingdom. Right, girls?
05:38 Right!
05:40 Yuck!
05:41 Show the nice Princey how well you dance.
05:45 [magic sound]
05:48 [magic sound]
05:50 [magic sound]
05:52 [magic sound]
05:58 Yikes!
06:00 [magic sound]
06:03 Pay no attention to that silly creature, Princey. This is the daughter who can trip the light fantastic.
06:12 [laughs]
06:14 [magic sound]
06:16 [magic sound]
06:24 Say, who are you?
06:27 I'm Chicken-rella. Uh, I mean, Cinderella.
06:34 Whoops! Oh, sorry. I have to run now.
06:38 Cinderella, wait!
06:42 [magic sound]