TOM AND JERRY! Gmod Funny Cartoon Mod Garry's Mod1
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00:00 All the ults are gone.
00:01 *Gasp*
00:01 Johnny, we can finally do it!
00:03 We can stay up after midnight!
00:04 *Gasp*
00:05 No, sir!
00:06 I'M SO HEAVY!
00:07 *Intro music*
00:15 Greetings, fellow adventurers!
00:17 This is Venturian with ImmortalKid, HomelessKoomba, and Bethany Frye
00:20 Saying all their names that fast is really hard.
00:22 You guys have no idea. Try it sometime.
00:24 Pause the video right now and try saying,
00:26 "This is Venturian with ImmortalKid, HomelessKoomba, and Bethany Frye."
00:29 Try that! It's not easy!
00:31 And today we're taking a look at Tom and Jerry Player Models.
00:34 And Tom and Jerry is my childhoods.
00:35 I watched a lot of Tom and Jerry when I was little.
00:37 I don't know if you guys have or not,
00:39 but Tom and Jerry is my childhoods.
00:40 They're in here somewhere. We'll get to that.
00:42 But today we're going to continue the drama of Johnny Ghost
00:47 being lost amongst the stars looking for his friend Johnny Ghost.
00:51 Johnny Toast.
00:51 *Laughter*
00:52 He's looking for himself!
00:54 He's looking for Johnny!
00:55 He's looking, okay?
00:55 He sometimes looks for himself, okay?
00:57 He's a little conceited sometimes.
00:58 *Laughter*
00:59 Hang on, hang on, hang on.
00:59 We gotta start.
01:00 I'm gonna start on the bed.
01:02 I can't get on the bed.
01:03 Okay, I'm gonna start next to the bed.
01:04 *Laughter*
01:06 On the floor.
01:06 Good enough.
01:07 What is this?
01:10 Where am I?
01:11 Where am I?
01:13 Johnny?
01:15 Johnny, is that you?
01:16 Yes, sir.
01:18 Johnny!
01:18 Ow!
01:19 Why does my back hurt?
01:21 Ow!
01:22 Why am I on the floor?
01:23 Right, well...
01:25 Wait, where am I?
01:28 You're in a hospital.
01:28 Are you real, Johnny?
01:32 Last I checked, yes, I am.
01:35 Well, you're not the creeper from the dragon place, right?
01:39 You're not the...
01:39 You remember me?
01:40 I know who you are, Johnny.
01:43 Why is there a cat in a hospital?
01:45 Excuse me?
01:45 Oh.
01:46 *Laughter*
01:47 Uh, sir, there's something, uh...
01:49 You're finally awake, guysy!
01:50 I'm your doctor.
01:51 Shut up, I'm having a moment.
01:53 Johnny!
01:53 It's really you!
01:55 Yes, sir.
01:56 Johnny, you have no idea what I've been through!
01:57 It's alright, sir, here.
01:59 Johnny, I was in a desert with zombies!
02:01 And I was being chased through a hotel by Olaf from Frozen!
02:05 Alright, sir.
02:06 No!
02:06 No, and then I was on a little island!
02:08 And there was a...
02:08 There was a giant dragon!
02:10 He tried to eat me!
02:11 It's okay, just give me a hug, it's fine.
02:12 And then you were there and you didn't remember who I was!
02:15 I can't see!
02:15 You didn't remember that we used to probably slide down the roof of the house!
02:19 Calm down!
02:20 It's perfectly normal.
02:21 It's because you're in a coma!
02:23 It's normal.
02:27 That's creepy!
02:28 Johnny, what are those things?
02:33 I do believe that's a cat and a, um, a hamster.
02:37 I'm a mouse!
02:39 Oh, right, of course he's a mouse.
02:41 Johnny.
02:42 I'll give you some time.
02:43 Am I dead?
02:44 I don't think so.
02:46 I mean, you're talking to me.
02:49 It's still a dream.
02:52 Am I phasing through the floor?
02:53 How long was, how long was I in this hospital?
02:56 I think I need to take some pills.
02:57 Uh, a few months.
02:59 I have problems!
03:00 A few months, a few months.
03:02 Johnny!
03:03 No!
03:04 No, it's okay, it's alright, sir.
03:06 I paid the electric bill.
03:07 Oh.
03:07 So you're fine.
03:09 Did you feed my fish?
03:11 You have a fish?
03:13 Yeah.
03:13 His name's Poltergeist.
03:15 No, uh, of course I-
03:18 You didn't feed Poltergeist!
03:20 No, it's an actual Poltergeist!
03:22 I just forgot, it's in my mind, you know?
03:24 Um.
03:25 You didn't feed my fish for two months?
03:28 No, um, um, no, it's fine.
03:29 I found something!
03:30 We have other ones to eat.
03:32 In your bag.
03:33 In my ba- oh, my ba- my bag.
03:35 Yep, I found this, it's a bowl with water in it, and there's, um, something floating in there.
03:41 You carried it in your bag.
03:43 You killed Poltergeist!
03:45 Johnny, I love you anyway, but still, you killed Poltergeist!
03:48 I didn't even know you had a fish, sir!
03:50 Here's your belongings!
03:51 Okay, Johnny, okay, um, uh, cute little, uh, animals.
03:56 Can you wait outside just real quick?
03:57 I just want to have some one-on-one time real quick with my friend here.
03:59 Sure thing.
04:00 Sure thing.
04:00 Johnny?
04:03 Yes?
04:04 I'm gonna be perfectly honest with you.
04:06 I still think this might be a dream, because-
04:08 Oh, but I mean, I feel like it's real, though, sir.
04:11 That chair just lit on fire.
04:12 That's normal.
04:15 Oh, it is!
04:16 Um, why is there blood everywhere?
04:18 That's not-
04:19 Okay, in the last two months, did A) the entire end of the world apocalypse happen with-
04:26 involving maybe zombies or a nuclear blast from, I don't know, maybe some foreign country, or B)
04:32 Am I just on a set for The Walking Dead?
04:37 Or C) rabbit squirrels took over the world.
04:39 Oh, no.
04:40 You know, I should have listened to you!
04:43 Do you remember back in middle school?
04:44 Remember you wrote that paper about the rabbit squirrels and how it was actually a real problem plaguing the world?
04:50 People laughed at me about that.
04:51 So you're telling me that if I leave this hospital right now, I'm going to be mauled to death by rabbit squirrels?
04:55 That's why you have to stay in the north.
04:56 Death by cuteness.
04:57 I knew that was going to happen.
04:58 Johnny, I should have listened to you.
05:00 There are zombies.
05:01 Okay, Johnny, I'm glad that we're back together again, because you have no idea how terrible it's been to be away from you.
05:07 Your time is up!
05:08 There are squirrels.
05:10 I just saw one go by.
05:11 Johnny, it's "squirrel."
05:13 It's "squirrel."
05:15 Squirrel.
05:16 Johnny, you...
05:16 Excuse me!
05:18 You have to come to the council!
05:19 Hey! My friend has a serious problem!
05:21 He can't pronounce "squirrel" right!
05:23 I will fix it!
05:24 I'm a doctor!
05:25 I fix things!
05:27 Yeah, he fixes things!
05:28 Okay, Johnny, I'm 86% sure that these things are actually, oh, I don't know, paranormal entities.
05:36 But we're going to let them do what they do.
05:38 So I'm sure!
05:39 How about you guys do your doctorate?
05:41 What?
05:42 There was a squirrel through that window.
05:44 Wait.
05:46 Johnny, that's not a squirrel, that's a headcrab.
05:49 No, it's a squirrel.
05:51 It's a head--
05:51 HEADCRAB!
05:52 AHHHHH!
05:53 FIGHT FOR YOUR LIVES!
05:54 No, it's okay!
05:55 What? I just-- I just killed it.
05:58 What?
05:59 That was a patient!
06:00 OW!
06:02 That's enough of a patient!
06:04 They turned their patients into headcrabs!
06:06 Get them!
06:07 Shoot them!
06:07 No, wait!
06:09 Wait!
06:10 Wait!
06:10 Shoot them!
06:12 No!
06:12 Johnny, they're getting away!
06:13 No!
06:15 Seriously, you just gotta come to the counter!
06:17 Fine, let's go to the counter!
06:18 Where's the--
06:20 There's-- there are squirrels everywhere!
06:22 Help! There's squirrels, Johnny!
06:26 There are squirrels!
06:27 OW!
06:29 Guys, the front door--
06:31 It's good to be back to normal times again, isn't it, Johnny?
06:34 It is!
06:34 It's good to be back!
06:35 Shooting rabbit squids!
06:36 Let's go in!
06:37 Okay, um, I can't quite see you over top the--
06:40 over top the desk.
06:41 You want me to get you a step stool?
06:43 I can go find one.
06:44 Oh, you guys are so cute.
06:47 Why does that rat have a--
06:49 Johnny!
06:49 If the world is overrun with squirrels,
06:51 does that mean that our apartment has been raided?
06:54 Probably.
06:56 I had valuables!
06:57 I had macaroni and cheese.
06:58 You owe us $20,000!
07:00 $20,000?!
07:01 That's outrageous!
07:02 No, it's not!
07:03 You were here for like a month!
07:05 I thought it was two months.
07:06 Same difference!
07:07 I lose tracker time!
07:09 Duh!
07:10 Yes?
07:11 I had a macaroni and cheese stash.
07:13 By the way, you can't go outside!
07:15 You don't believe I just lost that to squirrels?
07:17 Dude, that was illegal to even have!
07:20 Yeah, like that rat with an S and G isn't illegal.
07:22 Guys!
07:23 That rat with an S and G is giving me nightmares.
07:24 Listen!
07:25 You can't go outside!
07:26 We barricaded the doors!
07:29 There are squirrels out on the run!
07:30 Johnny!
07:32 Told you there were squirrels.
07:33 Johnny, come with me to the bathroom!
07:34 I'm gonna--
07:36 How many times have I said that in my life?
07:37 Johnny, come here!
07:38 Please don't ever go in there together!
07:40 Johnny, come in the bathroom!
07:42 What?
07:43 Only girls socialize in the bathroom!
07:46 Only girls go together!
07:49 Girls?
07:50 Girls!
07:51 What is a "girls"?
07:52 Girls--
07:53 Oh no, there's a rat in there!
07:55 What?
07:55 Hello!
07:56 I'm not going in here with you.
07:58 This is disgusting.
07:59 Hello!
08:00 Wait, Johnny!
08:01 Johnny, Johnny, Johnny!
08:02 I think I've uncovered what is actually happening here.
08:05 Okay?
08:05 Everyone's crazy?
08:07 No, no, no!
08:08 Listen, listen, listen!
08:09 I'm listening.
08:10 Tom and Jerry!
08:11 Why do they look like Tom and Jerry?
08:13 Follow me here!
08:14 Do you remember when I was little, and that one--
08:17 that one horrible night that I was up late, and I watched Tom and Jerry?
08:21 And it was the same night that I got struck by lightning,
08:24 because it hit the roof of the house, ran down one of the wires,
08:27 in through the couch, across my shirt, and right up my nose!
08:31 Now, when it went up my nose, it struck my brain, right?
08:34 And it struck me right in the cortex that controls the memories of Tom and Jerry, right?
08:40 There's actually a cortex just for Tom and Jerry.
08:42 It's actually very, very complicated.
08:44 But the point is, I think that these apparitions are preying on my fears.
08:49 Now, get this.
08:50 I was knocked unconscious probably about two months ago by something.
08:53 I don't remember what.
08:54 I remember something was a dump truck and a ski board.
08:57 But beyond that, I was knocked unconscious,
09:00 and these apparitions took control of this here hospital.
09:04 To use it against me, because they knew that I would be terrified of their appearance.
09:10 R-right.
09:13 It's either that,
09:14 or they're actually a cat and a mouse that works in a hospital that's overrun by squirrels.
09:20 Squirrels are--
09:22 Excuse me!
09:23 Yes?
09:25 Did you climb out of that toilet?
09:28 Oh, yes.
09:29 But besides that, um, you know how there are squirrels outside?
09:32 Yes.
09:34 Well, I would like to hire you to get me to my house.
09:37 Now they want to hire us as an escort service.
09:41 That doesn't have paranormal entity written all over it.
09:44 I don't know what does, Johnny.
09:45 I have a stash of cheese!
09:46 Yeah, we could feed you at our house!
09:49 I like macaroni, though.
09:52 Johnny, macaroni is illegal!
09:55 But I like it, though!
09:56 It's not illegal anymore.
09:58 All laws are gone.
09:59 Yeah.
10:00 This is really dumb.
10:01 Everything's legal.
10:03 All laws.
10:03 Johnny, we can finally do it.
10:05 Johnny, we can finally do it!
10:07 Open up a macaroni store.
10:08 We can stay up after midnight!
10:10 No, sir!
10:12 I'm so happy!
10:13 Johnny, we can finally have a sleepover!
10:15 I've always wanted to have a sleepover!
10:16 Let's go, Johnny!
10:16 That wasn't a law!
10:18 That was--
10:19 That wasn't what your father said!
10:20 We can't!
10:21 The stupid door is barricaded!
10:23 That's because there's squirrels!
10:24 But you just said you wanted to get me to your house!
10:26 I changed my mind!
10:28 There's too many squirrels!
10:29 Then what are we supposed to do?
10:30 We should call our mom.
10:32 I'm--
10:32 Johnny, you know my mom's dead!
10:36 What?
10:37 AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
10:41 Oh, wait, she's not dead.
10:42 Your mom is in England.
10:42 Never mind, she's not dead.
10:43 I--
10:45 OWWW!
10:45 What?
10:47 Um, there's a problem.
10:48 SQUIRRELS!
10:49 You're still sleeping!
10:50 Squirrels!
10:51 Wait, what?
10:51 I'm sleeping?
10:52 Yeah!
10:53 You can't be stupid enough to believe this is real!
10:57 I don't--
10:58 We've been through weird things.
11:00 OHHHHHHHH!
11:01 I'm sleeping!
11:02 Johnny, shoot me!
11:02 Wake me up if you love me!
11:04 It was a dream!
11:05 I had no idea!
11:06 You were supposed to--
11:07 Johnny, you were supposed to be like, "No, I can't do it!
11:09 No, I can't hurt you!
11:10 You just shot me before I even opened my sentence!"
11:12 No, I didn't!
11:12 It was the cat!
11:13 It wasn't me!
11:14 It was the cat, though.
11:16 It was him!
11:16 Remember, it was the cat when you wake up!
11:18 No!
11:20 I just woke up!
11:21 Where am I?
11:23 I'm in a hospital!
11:25 Is this--
11:26 Is this real?
11:26 Is this real life?
11:27 I don't know.
11:31 It looks real.
11:32 There's squirrels everywhere, though.
11:34 But that's normal.
11:37 There can be squirrels.
11:38 Squirrels are normal.
11:39 Johnny!
11:39 Johnny!
11:41 I hear your faint voice, sir.
11:43 Johnny, I'm right behind you!
11:44 Johnny, I'm here!
11:46 Is this real life?
11:47 Am I finally out of the dream world?
11:50 If you see a mouse, it's probably a dream world.
11:52 He's in a parallel dimension that's looping.
11:56 I SEE THE MOUSE!
11:58 And I'm stuck in a dream!
12:01 Johnny!
12:01 You're gonna have to--
12:02 You're gonna have to--
12:03 You're gonna have to shoot me again, Johnny!
12:06 No, that's not it.
12:07 I know what it is.
12:08 What?
12:08 Do you know how you get out of a dream?
12:10 You stick your finger in a toaster.
12:13 No, you--
12:14 What?
12:15 No, you pinch yourself!
12:16 It only works for me!
12:16 Pinch yourself!
12:19 I can't pinch myself, because I have, like, the pinching strength of a crab.
12:22 I would do actual physical damage.
12:24 Well, I could try to pinch you.
12:26 Okay, Johnny, pinch me.
12:28 Okay.
12:30 AAH!
12:31 Look at that.
12:34 I woke up again!
12:37 Where am I?
12:38 He's in a loop!
12:39 He's gonna be here for the rest of his life!
12:40 I'm in a hospital!
12:41 What?
12:42 OHH!
12:42 Oh, no!
12:43 What have I done?
12:44 Oh!
12:46 Oh!
12:46 Did he eat the peanut butter and jelly again?
12:49 I saw all of time and space.
12:51 I saw everything.
12:52 I saw what--
12:53 What is?
12:53 What will be?
12:55 What currently is?
12:56 What isn't?
12:57 What was?
12:58 I saw it all!
12:59 It was in my brain!
13:00 That's the door!
13:01 No, look at it closely!
13:03 Look at it.
13:04 That is the door out!
13:05 Of the dream!
13:06 It's the door out.
13:08 Johnny, I found the door out!
13:10 You did!
13:12 I'm gonna take it, sir!
13:13 I'm gonna take it, Johnny!
13:15 No!
13:15 Goodbye, Johnny!
13:17 Leave!
13:18 Goodbye!
13:18 Bye!
13:18 Goodbye!
13:19 Bye!
13:19 Goodb--
13:20 I'm killing squibbles in the bathroom!
13:22 You owe me $20,000!
13:24 I'm out!
13:25 Bye!
13:25 Make it $25,000!
13:26 No!
13:27 It's like 2001!
13:32 And Johnny was no longer in the dream world.
13:36 He woke up somewhere.
13:38 But we'll have to do that later.
13:39 That's all for this time!
13:40 If you guys enjoyed this video,
13:42 leave a like, leave a comment,
13:44 and we'll see you next time!
13:46 [outro music]
13:48 [outro music]
13:50 *outro music*