• l’année dernière
Transcription
00:00 - Oh, hello, baby girl. How are you today?
00:03 - So good.
00:04 - It's Christmas Eve.
00:05 - Oh, yeah, that.
00:06 - Your child loves Christmas. Just have fun.
00:09 - ♪ Oh, Christmas tree, oh, Christmas tree ♪
00:12 - Dad, isn't that nice?
00:14 - You sound like wounded ducks.
00:16 [coup de feu]
00:17 - Now, what was that?
00:19 - [soupir]
00:20 - Do you mind telling me what you're doing in my chimney?
00:22 - Can you see me?
00:23 - What's your name?
00:24 - My name is Nicholas Sinterklaas.
00:27 - What is this?
00:28 - Oh, the carrots.
00:29 The missus said I need to eat healthier
00:31 so she'd think this would wing me off the cookies.
00:33 [laughs]
00:34 - Hasn't worked so far.
00:35 - If you're really Santa,
00:36 tell me what Charlotte wants for Christmas.
00:38 - She wants a pretend makeup kit and a scooter.
00:41 - He's right. See, Dad?
00:42 - I've never met an 8-year-old girl
00:44 that did not want a pretend makeup set.
00:46 - ♪ I'm gonna do my best to make you happy ♪
00:48 - Man, who are they?
00:49 - It looks like a snowman and an elf and a nutcracker,
00:51 aka every Tuesday at my house.
00:53 - Got a dad.
00:54 - Dad!
00:55 - Oh, no! What is going on?
00:56 - Those bad guys are after my naughty and nice list,
00:58 but I got some associates here.
01:00 - Eddie's a nun-believer.
01:01 - Really? Oh, claustrophobic.
01:03 - I'm sorry, what?
01:04 - Claustrophobic. Fear of Santa Claus.
01:06 - That's ludicrous.
01:07 - [laughs]
01:08 - I get it. You don't believe,
01:09 but I have to deliver Christmas gifts tonight.
01:12 - Dad, we need to help him.
01:14 - Where are you guys?
01:15 - We're with Santa Claus, and he sweats glitter,
01:17 and there's these people, and they aren't actually elves.
01:20 - Bring my child home.
01:21 - Why not just have a white beard?
01:23 - I died it.
01:24 If I want to look younger, I deserve that.
01:26 - How can these two outfox us, outrun us?
01:30 - All I want to do is have you start believing again.
01:33 - ♪ All I really want, really want for Christmas ♪
01:35 - What you about to witness is a sleigh being pulled
01:38 by eight beautiful reindeers.
01:40 [siren blaring]
01:42 - It's Miss Pear the Bluetooth.
01:44 - ♪ All I really want, really want for Christmas ♪
01:46 - Who do you work for?
01:47 - Some people think I work for Mother Nature
01:49 or Father Time.
01:50 Recently, everybody thinks I work for Beyoncé.
01:52 But no, every married man would understand me.
01:54 I work for Mrs. Claus.
01:56 - ♪ You got the game on my lips, big head ♪
01:58 *Bruit de tir*