Miss Meadows (2014)
Miss Meadows (2014)
Transcript
00:00 (clicking)
00:02 - Shh, shh, shh, Nya.
00:04 (screaming)
00:06 (glass shattering)
00:09 - We'll never forget you, Mrs. Dodd!
00:14 - She's an angel up there now, isn't she?
00:20 - Yes, she certainly is.
00:25 - Will you be our teacher for the rest of the year,
00:27 Miss Meadows?
00:28 - Oh no, I'm just your substitute.
00:30 - Why don't you stay?
00:32 - We have our snack now.
00:34 - Yes, I think that we all have earned a treat.
00:39 I'm gonna go get us some hot dogs.
00:40 You guys stay with Miss Catherine, play nicely.
00:42 I expect good manners.
00:44 (children chattering)
00:47 Hi, I'd like to order 16 Top Dogs, please.
00:52 (phone ringing)
00:55 Hello?
01:00 - I wanna die.
01:13 - I think you should.
01:18 - What?
01:19 - You're of no use to society.
01:21 You waste innocent taxpayers' dollars,
01:23 abuse the weak legal system,
01:24 and enter a cowardly plea of insanity
01:26 to a morally bankrupt defense attorney?
01:29 For what?
01:30 Oh, and once incarcerated, you're gonna cost taxpayers
01:32 approximately $47,000 per year.
01:35 So you know what?
01:36 Make sure you point the barrel of the gun
01:38 to the back of the throat.
01:40 - I think I've changed my mind.
01:43 - That is so not an option.
01:44 (gun firing)
01:49 (guns firing)
01:51 (guns firing)
01:54 (guns firing)
01:56, (sniffling)
02:01, (sniffling)
02:06, (sniffling)
02:33 - Miss Meadows.
02:34 - Oh, my God.
02:35 - Never fear, Miss Meadows is here.
02:37 - Where's our hot dog?
02:38 Oh, well, Top Dog is experiencing some unforeseen problems,
02:44 and when it does, it's important to have another plan
02:48 to fall back on.
02:49 You know, when one path is blocked,
02:51 we simply walk down another path, right?
02:54 - Yes.
02:55 - And that's what hope is.
02:57 Hope is usually right around the corner,
03:02 just like that ice cream truck.
03:03 - Ice cream for everyone.
03:04 (children cheering)
03:08 (thunder rumbling)
03:11 (rain falling)
03:14 (water splashing)