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DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW Trailer 2023 Ludacris Christmas Movie
Transcript
00:00 Well, hello, baby girl. How are you today?
00:03 So good.
00:04 It's Christmas Eve.
00:05 Oh, yeah, that.
00:06 Your child loves Christmas.
00:08 Just have fun.
00:09 ♪ Oh, Christmas tree, oh, Christmas tree ♪
00:12 Dad, isn't that nice?
00:14 You sound like wounded ducks.
00:16 [ Glass shatters ]
00:17 Now, what was that?
00:19 [ Gasps ]
00:20 Do you mind telling me what you're doing in my chimney?
00:22 Can you see me?
00:23 What's your name?
00:24 My name is Nicholas Sinterklaas.
00:27 What is this?
00:28 Those are carrots.
00:30 The missus said I need to eat healthier,
00:31 so she think this will wing me off the cookies.
00:33 [ Laughs ] Hasn't worked so far.
00:35 If you're really Santa,
00:36 tell me what Charlotte wants for Christmas.
00:38 She wants a pretend makeup kit and a scooter.
00:41 He's right, see, Dad?
00:42 I've never met an 8-year-old girl
00:44 that did not want a pretend makeup set.
00:46 ♪ I put my hands up ♪
00:47 And who are they?
00:49 It looks like a snowman and an elf and a nutcracker,
00:51 aka every Tuesday at my house.
00:52 [ Chuckles ]
00:53 Gotta dash.
00:54 -Yes! -Oh, no!
00:55 What is going on?
00:57 I guess I acted my naughty and nice list,
00:58 but I got some associates here.
01:00 Eddie's a nun, believe me.
01:01 Really? Oh, claustrophobic.
01:03 I'm sorry, what?
01:04 Claustrophobic. Fear of Santa Claus.
01:06 That's ludicrous.
01:07 [ Laughs ]
01:08 I get it. You don't believe,
01:10 but I have to deliver Christmas gifts tonight.
01:12 Dad, we need to help him.
01:14 Where are you guys?
01:15 We're at Santa Claus,
01:17 and he sweats glitter, and there's these people,
01:19 and they aren't actually elves.
01:20 Bring my child home.
01:21 Why not just wear a white beard?
01:23 I dyed it. If I want to look younger,
01:25 I deserve that.
01:27 How can these two outfox us,
01:29 outrun us?
01:31 All I want to do is have you start believing again.
01:33 [ Grunting ]
01:36 What you about to witness is a sleigh being pulled
01:39 by eight beautiful reindeer.
01:41 [ Whistling ]
01:43 It's Miss Pear the Bluetooth.
01:44 ♪ All that really, really, really want for Christmas ♪
01:47 Who do you work for?
01:48 Some people think I work for Mother Nature
01:49 or Father Time.
01:50 Recently, everybody thinks I work for Beyonce.
01:52 But, no, every married man would understand me.
01:54 I work for Mrs. Claus.
01:56 ♪ You better pay for my list, baby ♪
01:58 [ Siren wails ]
01:59 ♪♪
02:09 ♪♪

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