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00:00 (birds chirping)
00:02 (gentle music)
00:08 - This is the story of a young girl named Alice
00:13 who lived in a pretty neighborhood near a big park.
00:16 Alice had an older sister
00:18 and they would often go to the park
00:19 to spend the day together.
00:21 - For a minute there, I thought I would fall asleep.
00:26 Do you ever get tired of reading books
00:29 that don't have any pictures?
00:31 - Oh, not at all.
00:32 I get to use my imagination.
00:34 - I think I would fall asleep
00:36 not having pictures in my books.
00:38 - You can fall asleep doing anything, Alice.
00:40 I think you enjoy dreaming.
00:42 - I think you're right. (laughs)
00:44 (birds chirping)
00:46 I can't seem to wake up today though.
00:49 I need to go for a walk or something.
00:52 Huh?
00:53 (panting)
00:55 What a funny bunny.
00:57 - I'm late, I am really late.
00:58 I'm late, I'm late.
01:00 - I wonder where he's going.
01:01 (panting)
01:04 Oh.
01:13 Where did he go?
01:16 I don't see him anymore.
01:19 That's strange.
01:25 (screams)
01:28 (screams)
01:30 Oh.
01:34 Oh.
01:35 Clear orange juice.
01:38 Oh, it's empty.
01:40 (screams)
01:44 I sure hope this stops soon
01:46 or I'll be on the other side of the world.
01:48 (screams)
01:51 I wonder if the bunny's down here.
01:58 (panting)
02:00 I can catch him now.
02:02 (panting)
02:06 Oh, what's this?
02:15 (spooky music)
02:18 This must be someone's house.
02:22 But where did the rabbit go?
02:24 He probably went behind one of these doors.
02:27 I guess I'll have to try and guess which one he used.
02:29 No, this one's locked.
02:34 Not even one of them opens.
02:43 They're all locked.
02:44 I don't remember seeing that table there before.
02:48 Maybe this is the key that opens one of the doors.
02:55 (spooky music)
02:57 Not this one.
02:58 Oh, frustrating.
03:06 This doesn't fit any of the doors.
03:09 Oh, I wonder what's behind that curtain.
03:12 (laughs)
03:16 The key must fit this one.
03:18 Oh, it opened it.
03:23 (door creaks)
03:26 (gasps)
03:28 A beautiful garden.
03:30 I am way too big to fit through that little door.
03:38 This key wasn't much use.
03:40 (door creaks)
03:43 There's something on the table.
03:45 I wonder what this is.
03:48 It just says, "Drink me."
03:53 I don't know if I should drink it.
03:55 I don't know what's in it at all.
03:57 It smells like orange juice.
04:01 It must be okay.
04:02 Huh?
04:06 (spooky music)
04:08 (screams)
04:10 Everything is getting bigger.
04:13 I think something really strange is going on.
04:16 Actually, I'm the one who's gotten smaller.
04:23 What's that on the floor?
04:24 A fan and a pair of gloves.
04:30 I think the bunny must have dropped it
04:32 while he was running.
04:33 I can give them back to him once I get out of here.
04:38 It's locked again.
04:41 I have to use the key.
04:43 Oh my goodness.
04:46 I forgot it on the table.
04:48 (spooky music)
04:51 I'll have to climb up there.
04:54 (grunts)
04:57 (screams)
05:13 It's no use.
05:15 I can't get up to reach the key again.
05:18 And now I'm too small to go anywhere at all.
05:21 I won't be able to go home.
05:23 (cries)
05:25 - Alice cried so much that the room started filling up
05:32 with all the water from her tears.
05:34 (cries)
05:37 (screams)
05:39 Finally, there was so much water that the door burst open.
05:56 (screams)
05:59 (screams)
06:04 (cries)
06:06 - Where did this river come from?
06:17 - I think that young lady there cried it all out.
06:20 - Oh, hi, my name's Alice.
06:23 - Hello Alice.
06:24 Your little storm of tears was quite refreshing I must say.
06:28 - Speak for yourself.
06:29 How are we all supposed to get dry?
06:33 - We could sit in the sun.
06:34 - That's boring.
06:36 Let's have a race around the big tree.
06:38 - Good idea, Mouse.
06:40 The wind will dry us off.
06:41 - Ready, set, go.
06:43 - Wait for me.
06:44 I want to run with you.
06:46 - I'll get it dry before everyone else.
06:56 - Not if I pass you first.
06:57 (upbeat music)
07:00 - Okay, I'm dry.
07:09 How's everybody else?
07:11 - I'm all dry.
07:12 Did I win the race?
07:13 - No, nobody wins the tree races.
07:16 - What?
07:17 But what's the point of doing it then?
07:19 - It's just for pure, good, old fashioned fun.
07:21 - It's not a real race then.
07:23 Maybe you should try calling it something else, Mouse.
07:26 - Oh, Mr. Rabbit.
07:27 - Oh dear, I've got to find my fan and gloves.
07:31 If I don't, the queen's going to be upset.
07:34 Maybe I forgot them in my house.
07:36 Oh, I'm always late.
07:38 - Mr. Rabbit, come back.
07:40 I have your things here with me now.
07:42 Wait, Mr. Rabbit.
07:54 - Now where is he?
07:56 I don't believe this.
08:01 That running rabbit has disappeared on me again.
08:05 There's another bottle.
08:07 I wonder what's in it.
08:10 This one smells yummy like green apples.
08:16 But maybe I shouldn't try this one.
08:18 I don't know what might happen.
08:20 But it smells so delicious.
08:22 Just a taste.
08:24 Oh, it's sweet.
08:25 I'm stuck.
08:34 Maybe if I take another sip, I'll be--
08:37 - This is the story of a young girl named Alice
08:49 who lived in a pretty neighborhood near a big park.
08:52 Alice had an older sister,
08:54 and they would often go to the park
08:56 to spend the day together.
08:58 (yawns)
08:59 - For a minute there, I thought I would fall asleep.
09:03 Do you ever get tired of reading books
09:05 that don't have any pictures?
09:07 - Oh, not at all.
09:08 I get to use my imagination.
09:11 - I think I would fall asleep
09:12 not having pictures in my books.
09:14 - You can fall asleep doing anything, Alice.
09:16 I think you enjoy dreaming.
09:18 - I think you're right.
09:19 (laughs)
09:22 (sighs)
09:23 I can't seem to wake up today, though.
09:25 I need to go for a walk or something.
09:28 Huh?
09:29 (panting)
09:31 What a funny bunny.
09:33 - I'm late, I am really late.
09:35 I'm late, I'm late.
09:36 - I wonder where he's going.
09:38 (panting)
09:41 Oh.
09:51 Where did he go?
09:52 I don't see him anymore.
09:55 That's strange.
10:01 (screams)
10:04 (screams)
10:06 Oh.
10:10 Oh.
10:11 Clear orange juice.
10:14 Oh, it's empty.
10:15 (screams)
10:20 I sure hope this stops soon
10:22 or I'll be on the other side of the world.
10:24 (screams)
10:27 I wonder if the bunny's down here.
10:33 I can catch him now.
10:39 (panting)
10:42 (whimsical music)
10:45 Oh, what's this?
10:52 (whimsical music)
10:54 This must be someone's house.
10:58 But where did the rabbit go?
11:00 He probably went behind one of these doors.
11:03 I guess I'll have to try and guess which one he used.
11:07 No, this one's locked.
11:11 (panting)
11:14 Not even one of them opens.
11:19 They're all locked.
11:20 Oh, I don't remember seeing that table there before.
11:24 Hmm.
11:25 Maybe this is the key that opens one of the doors.
11:31 Not this one.
11:40 Oh, frustrating.
11:42 This doesn't fit any of the doors.
11:45 Oh, I wonder what's behind that curtain.
11:48 (laughs)
11:53 The key must fit this one.
11:55 Oh, it opened it.
11:59 Oh, a beautiful garden.
12:05 (grunts)
12:09 (grunts)
12:11 I am way too big to fit through that little door.
12:14 This key wasn't much use.
12:17 There's something on the table.
12:22 I wonder what this is.
12:25 It just says, "Drink me."
12:29 I don't know if I should drink it.
12:31 I don't know what's in it at all.
12:34 It smells like orange juice.
12:37 It must be okay.
12:38 (gulps)
12:40 Huh?
12:42 (screams)
12:44 Everything is getting bigger.
12:49 I think something really strange is going on.
12:53 (panting)
12:54 Actually, I'm the one who's gotten smaller.
12:57 Oh, what's that on the floor?
13:00 A fan and a pair of gloves.
13:07 I think the bunny must have dropped it
13:08 while he was running.
13:10 I can give them back to him once I get out of here.
13:15 (grunts)
13:17 It's locked again.
13:18 I have to use the key.
13:19 Oh my goodness, I forgot it on the table.
13:24 I'll have to climb up there.
13:30 (grunts)
13:33 (grunts)
13:36 (screams)
13:49 It's no use.
13:51 I can't get up to reach the key again.
13:54 And now I'm too small to go anywhere at all.
13:57 I won't be able to go home.
13:59 (cries)
14:02 (cries)
14:04 Alice cried so much that the room started filling up
14:08 with all the water from her tears.
14:11 (cries)
14:28 Finally, there was so much water that the door burst open.
14:32 (screams)
14:34 (screams)
14:39 (cries)
14:45 Where did this river come from?
14:53 I think that young lady there cried it all out.
14:56 Oh, hi, my name's Alice.
14:58 Hello Alice, your little storm of tears
15:01 was quite refreshing I must say.
15:04 Speak for yourself.
15:06 How are we all supposed to get dry?
15:09 We could sit in the sun.
15:11 That's boring.
15:12 Let's have a race around the big tree.
15:15 Good idea, Mouse.
15:16 The wind will dry us off.
15:17 Ready, set, go.
15:19 Wait for me.
15:21 I want to run with you.
15:23 (grunts)
15:25 I'll bet I get dry before everyone else.
15:31 Ha, not if I pass you first.
15:33 (grunts)
15:35 Okay, I'm dry.
15:45 How's everybody else?
15:47 I'm all dry.
15:48 Did I win the race?
15:49 No, nobody wins the tree races.
15:52 What?
15:53 But what's the point of doing it then?
15:55 It's just for pure good old fashioned fun.
15:57 It's not a real race then.
15:59 Maybe you should try calling it something else, Mouse.
16:02 Oh, Mr. Rabbit.
16:03 Oh dear, I've got to find my fan and gloves.
16:07 If I don't, the queen's going to be upset.
16:10 Maybe I forgot them in my house.
16:12 Oh, I'm always late.
16:14 Mr. Rabbit, come back.
16:16 I have your things here with me now.
16:18 Wait, Mr. Rabbit.
16:20 Mr. Rabbit.
16:21 Now where is he?
16:32 I don't believe this.
16:38 That running rabbit has disappeared on me again.
16:41 There's another bottle.
16:43 I wonder what's in it.
16:48 This one smells yummy like green apples.
16:52 But maybe I shouldn't try this one.
16:54 I don't know what might happen.
16:56 But it smells so delicious.
16:58 Just a taste.
16:59 Oh, it's sweet.
17:01 I'm stuck.
17:10 Maybe if I take another sip I'll be--
17:13 Luckily for Alice, she was right.
17:14 She managed to reach the bottle and become small again.
17:17 But she decided to get away before the owner of the house
17:20 came home and got mad.
17:22 That's far enough.
17:23 I've been running for a pretty long time.
17:26 Too much running could be bad for you.
17:29 Oh, hello.
17:34 How are you?
17:36 I was about to ask you that.
17:38 I couldn't tell you.
17:39 What do you mean you couldn't tell me?
17:42 How could you not tell me?
17:44 It's hard to explain.
17:46 I fell down from a rabbit hole
17:47 and since then I've been changing non-stop.
17:50 You say you've been changing non-stop?
17:52 You mean like changing your clothes?
17:55 No, I mean changing sizes.
17:57 First I was small then big,
17:58 and now I'm small again and I don't know where I am.
18:01 I just want to go back home now.
18:04 Well, I'm afraid I can't help you there.
18:06 I don't know where you came from.
18:09 Thanks anyway.
18:09 Now hold on.
18:10 Don't be in such a rush.
18:12 I didn't say I couldn't help you at all.
18:14 If you'll help me, I would be really grateful.
18:17 I'm starting to be homesick.
18:18 Well, I wonder why you came down to Wonderland
18:21 in the first place.
18:22 If you're so lonely, perhaps you just shouldn't travel, huh?
18:26 But it's not my fault.
18:28 I fell down a hole that opened in the ground.
18:30 Yeah, that's what everybody says
18:32 once they get here and can't find the way home.
18:34 If you really want to go home,
18:36 you have to taste a little of that mushroom there.
18:40 Really?
18:41 Why?
18:41 Well, because that mushroom is like all those potions.
18:45 It'll make you change sizes if you want.
18:47 The right side is for big and the left side is for small.
18:50 Mushrooms are round.
18:52 How am I supposed to figure out which side is which?
18:56 Your guess is as good as mine.
18:58 No one's ever been willing to try.
19:00 They all end up staying here.
19:01 Well, you're not much help.
19:03 But I am not staying here.
19:05 I'm willing to give it a try.
19:08 ( slurping )
19:10 Oh! I can feel my neck grow!
19:15 ( screams )
19:17 Oh! Oh! Oh!
19:21 Oh, dear! Oh!
19:23 ( screams )
19:25 I'm sorry! I really didn't mean to frighten you.
19:30 My neck just took off on me with no warning.
19:33 Well, go away before I cut your little nose!
19:35 Where's that mushroom?
19:37 Oh! Oh!
19:41 That's better. I felt like a giraffe.
19:44 I thought it looked very attractive on you.
19:47 That's only because you're a caterpillar.
19:50 It was awful.
19:51 Well, at least you got to try something new and exciting.
19:54 Yes. Well, goodbye.
19:56 Some folks are so serious,
19:58 they have absolutely no sense of humor at all.
20:01 ( blows raspberry )
20:03 Silly caterpillar,
20:05 this place is stranger than anything I could have dreamed of.
20:08 Well, maybe you should dream more.
20:11 Huh?
20:13 Hello. I don't belong here.
20:16 Would you be able to help me by any chance?
20:19 Perhaps. It all depends on what you're looking for.
20:23 I would like to find a way out.
20:26 Then does it matter where the way out leads you?
20:30 I just want to go back home, if possible.
20:33 Well, anything's possible when you put your mind to it, you know.
20:38 You just have to believe and it will happen.
20:41 Is this some kind of riddle?
20:43 Not at all, my dear.
20:44 What you see is what you get around here.
20:46 Just keep that in mind.
20:48 I will. Thank you very much.
20:51 And by the way, if you go through to the clearing,
20:54 you'll find a Mad Hatter and a March Hare having their tea.
20:58 They'd probably help you out.
21:00 They spend all day just making things up.
21:03 (laughs)
21:06 I wonder how he turns himself invisible.
21:09 A tea party in a clearing with a Hatter and a Hare.
21:17 I guess that's not so unusual for this place anyway.
21:20 But I'll be showing up for it empty-handed.
21:23 I hope they won't think that I'm rude.
21:26 (slurps)
21:29 (groans)
21:31 Ooh.
21:33 Hello.
21:36 Hello. Welcome to our tea party.
21:40 Thank you.
21:41 You wouldn't happen to know the owner of these gloves and this fan, would you?
21:45 That's a very good question, but I'm afraid I can't answer you.
21:49 Why? Don't you know him, sir?
21:52 I might know him and I might not.
21:54 It all depends on how you see things. Right, Mr. March Hare?
21:58 Hmm?
22:00 He dropped these in the place with all the doors, and I want to return them.
22:04 Then how come you're holding them?
22:06 He disappeared just before the house broke.
22:09 This is too much for me. I'm about to blow my lid.
22:14 My hat's in full bloom, just in time, too.
22:17 Oh. You mean we're having tea now?
22:20 (laughs) Sure. Don't you know what tea parties are for?
22:23 Oh, of course I know what they're for.
22:26 Good. That makes you one of us, then.
22:28 I hope this isn't too strong for you there, Missy.
22:31 (laughs) Drink up.
22:33 There's nothing in my teacup.
22:35 What do you mean? I just filled it with piping hot tea.
22:39 Are you making fun of me now?
22:41 No. Oh, here, have a biscuit. You'll feel better.
22:44 Your basket is empty, too, sir.
22:48 I bake these this morning. You should probably get your eyes checked.
22:52 I have perfect vision.
22:54 Then why can't you see things my way? I'm going to blow my lid off again.
22:59 (groans)
23:01 It's better when you make flowers pop out.
23:04 Thanks for the tea, even if it didn't exist.
23:07 What a strange little person. I hope we see her soon.
23:13 I've never met anyone who's served imaginary tea and biscuits before.
23:22 Oh, there's a castle.
23:24 It looks like one from my picture books.
23:29 It's beautiful.
23:32 Are we almost finished?
23:35 Not quite. Keep painting.
23:37 There are some people over there.
23:39 Why didn't we just plant red roses in the first place?
23:45 We were supposed to, but someone used the wrong seeds.
23:48 Don't look at me, Five.
23:50 Why are you painting the rose bushes?
23:52 We're hoping to paint them before the Queen gets here for a visit.
23:55 We were supposed to plant red rose bushes, but we made a mistake.
23:59 And if we don't paint all of them before Her Majesty arrives, we'll be in big trouble.
24:04 Oh, my goodness. That's strict.
24:07 She's coming. Everybody, bow.
24:10 Should I bow, too?
24:12 What are these pots of paint doing here?
24:17 I am unable to tell you that, Your Majesty.
24:20 Nobody withholds information from me, young lady.
24:23 Quickly, off with her head now.
24:25 Oh, there's no need to yell.
24:27 I'll yell if I want to. This is my kingdom.
24:30 Now, now, Queenie dear. She's just a frightened child.
24:33 Get up, please. I have a few questions.
24:36 Why aren't there any flowers in the castle yet?
24:44 Huh?
24:45 Those bushes have white buds on them.
24:54 I know I specifically asked you to plant red rose bushes this time.
24:58 Yes, Your Majesty, you did.
25:00 Huh?
25:01 And you were trying to fool me by painting them all red.
25:07 Quickly, off with her head.
25:08 No, please. We're sorry.
25:10 Stay behind me. I'll protect you.
25:12 I won't let anybody hurt you because of some rose bushes.
25:15 What are you waiting for? Go after them.
25:17 Right.
25:18 Everybody, run.
25:19 Come back here.
25:21 Hurry, hurry.
25:22 Come on, cards. We can catch them.
25:25 Come on, you guys. Hurry.
25:28 Stay with me. Come on.
25:30 Here we go. Let's go. Run.
25:32 Come on.
25:33 They went back that way, Jack.
25:39 Right.
25:40 Okay, they're gone.
25:43 What happened? Where are they?
25:47 Your Majesty, I believe that we were tricked by the young lady.
25:51 I did trick him.
25:53 What is this? What exactly do you think you're doing?
25:57 Protecting them. It seems like your favorite thing to say is "off with their heads." It's not nice.
26:02 Well, I'm the queen and I do whatever I want to around here.
26:06 If you don't like it, just go home. Nobody's going to stop you, my dear.
26:11 Go ahead. You're free to go on your merry way.
26:14 Thanks, but I'm afraid that's impossible.
26:16 Well, that settles it then. You'll want to join us for the croquet tournament, won't you?
26:21 Sure, if you'll show me how.
26:23 So Alice joined the queen for croquet, but she didn't know she should let the queen win.
26:30 Cards in position.
26:33 [Squish]
26:34 Huh?
26:36 You get the porcupine ball through the hoops now.
26:41 You mean I'm supposed to kick him around the field?
26:44 No, you're going to hit him with a flamingo.
26:47 Oh.
26:48 [Squish]
26:49 Oh!
26:50 How?
26:51 You knock the ball through the hoops with the mallet.
26:54 I didn't notice they were on their heads now.
26:57 How else would they make the hoops, huh?
27:00 Okay, I guess I'll give it a try.
27:02 But what if I hit someone?
27:04 Why don't you play instead of asking so many questions?
27:07 Because I'm naturally curious, I suppose.
27:10 I've learned a lot that way today.
27:12 Oh!
27:13 Oh!
27:14 There's the rabbit again!
27:16 Wait up!
27:17 Cards! Stop her right there!
27:19 [Squish]
27:20 Oh!
27:21 You can't leave in the middle of the game!
27:24 Oh, okay. Where's the ball?
27:26 [Squish]
27:29 [Squish]
27:30 Three of diamonds is next.
27:33 [Squish]
27:35 Pick him up and it will be off with his head.
27:38 [Squish]
27:41 [Squish]
27:43 Next! It will be off with his head.
27:46 [Squish]
27:49 [Squish]
27:51 [Squish]
27:53 [Squish]
27:56 [Squish]
27:58 I missed one too, but I think my mallet twisted funny.
28:01 No excuses! It will be off with your head!
28:04 That's not funny! Stop saying that, please!
28:06 Oh!
28:07 Now you've made my favorite mallet fly away!
28:10 You'll have to stand trial for that!
28:12 I want you to catch this girl!
28:13 But it's only a game! Why are you all so serious?
28:17 [Squish]
28:19 [Squish]
28:20 [Squish]
28:22 Order in the court!
28:24 Jack of Hearts, you are accused of stealing a cherry pie
28:27 from the windowsill of the Queen's Kitchen.
28:29 Your Honor, I am innocent. I don't even like cherry pie.
28:32 That's for the jury to decide.
28:35 The judge is right, and the jury should remember who's the boss around here.
28:39 [Murmuring]
28:42 Your Majesty, we must remain fair.
28:44 Why is that?
28:45 Without fairness, there is no justice.
28:47 All right, but just make sure that it comes out fair in my favor.
28:51 [Squish]
28:54 Our first witness, the Mad Hatter.
28:57 [Footsteps]
28:59 Your Honor?
29:00 Huh? It's him again!
29:02 Mr. Mad Hatter, you told the court previously
29:05 that you had seen someone resembling the Jack of Hearts
29:08 with the stolen cherry pie.
29:10 [Murmuring]
29:13 That is what I said, Your Honor.
29:15 But before we go on, may I speak with the Queen?
29:18 What is it? I'm listening!
29:20 I am most interested in pleasing my Queen,
29:23 and I find the truth very enriching.
29:25 That sneak, he's going to lie!
29:28 [Chuckles]
29:29 Go ahead and tell the jury who took my cherry pie!
29:33 She doesn't care if he's lying.
29:35 She just won't admit that she might be wrong.
29:38 I saw him with my very own eyes.
29:40 The Jack of Hearts swiped your pie and ran full speed right past me.
29:44 [Murmuring]
29:49 Order in the court! Order in the court, please!
29:52 This court session is over!
29:54 I rule that the Jack of Hearts took my cherry pie!
29:57 Your Majesty, we have to let the jury make the decision.
30:01 The only person making decisions around here is me!
30:04 Be fair!
30:05 Excuse me!
30:06 Hmm?
30:07 This Hatter makes the most terrible eyewitness.
30:10 He pretends to see things that aren't there.
30:12 How would you know?
30:14 He tried to make me drink some imaginary tea
30:17 and taste some imaginary biscuits.
30:19 He's not very reliable at all.
30:21 And he's got quite a temper, too.
30:23 I've never even seen this person.
30:25 She's making all of this up.
30:27 She's just trying to damage my great reputation.
30:30 I'm telling you the truth!
30:32 Oh, I have had quite enough from you, young lady.
30:35 Off with her head! Off!
30:37 You're blowing things way out of proportion.
30:40 It's only a fruit pie!
30:42 You're not allowed to be taller than the courtroom.
30:45 You will have to leave the premises.
30:47 Oh! Oh! Oh!
30:50 Yay! I'm back to normal!
30:53 I'm going to hold you in contempt.
30:55 Don't worry. I'm going back home.
30:57 Just don't step on anyone on your way out.
30:59 I won't!
31:00 But I just want to say one thing first.
31:03 Don't let the Queen be so pushy.
31:05 This time you've gone too far!
31:07 This is my kingdom! Guards!
31:09 Capture this plush little girl!
31:12 [screaming]
31:39 Judge Rabbit! Don't go!
31:41 [screaming]
31:45 I'm falling!
31:47 Alice?
31:48 I can't stop! Help me!
31:49 Alice, wake up now!
31:51 Oh!
31:52 I was dreaming.
31:54 Well, tell me what you were dreaming about.
31:57 It was the strangest adventure.
31:59 I don't know if I can explain it.
32:01 You can tell me on the way home.
32:03 You'll have time.
32:04 Oh! Where would I start?
32:08 Some parts were scary, but some parts were really lots of fun.
32:13 Hold on! I'm coming!
32:17 [music]
32:19 [music]