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00:00 [Music]
00:08 Scooby-dooby-doo dog day!
00:10 I'm going swimming! I'm going swimming! I'm going swimming!
00:14 Today!
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00:22 Oh no!
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00:28 Excuse me Mr. Doggy, will you help me fix my bug bath?
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00:43 Will you help me fix my bug bath?
00:46 Will you help me fix my bug bath?
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00:52 Will anyone help a poor little dog?
00:55 [Music]
01:06 Oh boy! Thank you Terry!
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03:33 That looks good sir!
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04:02 [Music]
04:09 Oh I'm sorry, we ate all your food!
04:13 [Music]
04:18 Shhh!
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04:39 Wow! Today is my doggy day!
04:42 Maybe I'll go swimming today!
04:44 Oh boy!
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04:48 Oh that's okay, you can use a bit of that I'm sure!
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05:12 Hi Tom! That's a hobbit bath! I hope you find what you're looking for at the end of the rainbow!
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05:55 Oh boy! You're not getting your legs on your feet!
05:59 [Music]
06:19 So, what happened Tom?
06:22 What's the new hobbit day Tom?
06:24 Did you find that gold at the end of the rainbow?
06:27 [Music]
06:30 So what?
06:32 [Music]
06:35 I don't know what that new hobbit day is!
06:38 Say, you look happy!
06:40 I'll take you with me!
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07:29 Oh, this is fun!
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08:00 [Music]
08:08 What about that one?
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09:00 Oh boy! Today is my new hobbit day!
09:03 [Music]
09:27 It's hot! Crazy hot! Face of the sun hot!
09:31 What are you doing? All the cold air is getting out!
09:34 [Music]
09:36 Mommy's running some errands. Do me a favor Tom and stay out of daddy's way. The heat makes him grumpy.
09:42 I'm not that kind of daddy!
09:44 See?
09:46 [Music]
09:54 You're gonna have a pool party end of the day, Tiki boy! If it's the last of me!
09:58 [Music]
10:14 It's too hot to read the paper!
10:16 [Music]
10:18 There it is boy! Your very own pool!
10:20 [Music]
10:33 So you know, nothing good ever comes from punching someone's lights out. Understand Tiki boy?
10:39 No matter how good it feels.
10:42 [Music]
10:53 Oh, where's that fan? I can never find anything around here. If I look downstairs, it's upstairs. If I look upstairs...
11:01 [Music]
11:21 AHHHHHH!
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11:42 [Laughter]
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12:49 Look who found my fan.
12:51 [Music]
12:54 I suppose you had nothing to do with this, eh Tom?
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13:04 Meet the great outdoors, cat!
13:06 [Music]
13:14 AHHHHHH!
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13:43 So nice of you to build Tiki's pool.
13:46 [Music]
13:48 We're on step one. Start digging boys. And I'm warning you both, no funny business, you got me?
13:55 That's what I want to see. Happy digging.
13:59 [Music]
14:19 Oopsie, didn't see your face coming. Sorry.
14:23 [Music]
14:36 Listen cat, if you're not helping, you're hurting, got it?
14:39 [Music]
15:02 AHHHHHH!
15:04 [Music]
15:06 AHHHHH!
15:08 Good doggie.
15:10 [Music]
15:28 Step two boys, that cement should almost be ready.
15:32 [Music]
15:45 AHHHHHH!
15:47 AHHHHHH!
15:49 It won't be long Tiki boy.
15:51 Tike?
15:53 Have you seen my boy?
15:56 [Music]
16:00 Hang on boy, I'm coming for you.
16:03 [Music]
16:04 AHHHHHH!
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16:20 [Growling]
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16:27 [Growling]
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16:40 Step three, add water. Finish the diving board and Tike is going to be one happy pup.
16:46 [Music]
17:00 You got exactly five seconds to finish sanding that diving board or I use your face, got it?
17:06 [Growling]
17:08 AHHHHH!
17:09 Please.
17:11 [Music]
17:18 AHHHHH!
17:19 AHHHHHH!
17:21 [Music]
17:26 Thank you.
17:28 [Music]
17:31 AHHHHHH!
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17:46 Nothing like a refreshing dip on a hot day, eh Tike?
17:50 [Music]
17:59 There he is.
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18:04 [Growling]
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18:22 [Gunshot]
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18:35 Step four, start all over again.
18:38 [Music]
18:56 AHHHHHH!
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23:51 I leave you alone for an hour and you destroy my house?
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23:58 And you, you're no better than...
24:01 [Music]
24:04 You're false evicted!
24:06 [Music]
24:10 Yes, this could all be yours!
24:13 This fabulous mansion with all the amenities, located in the bucolic, exclusive surrounding of Pine Valley Ranch Hills Estates.
24:23 This multi-million dollar mansion overlooks the tranquil landscape of the Pine Valley Ranch Hills Estates Golf Course and the Pine Valley Ranch Hills Estates Cemetery.
24:34 This is the key that can open the door to your future as a person who lives in a really big house!
24:41 And it could all be yours if you are the winner of the fabulous Super Race!
24:46 GW Globwobbler's latest television extravaganza!
24:52 To enter this fabulous contest, participants must supply their own all-terrain vehicles and come on down to Globwobbler Studios in beautiful Hollywood, USA!
25:02 Only one spot remains. Enter today!
25:06 [Music]
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25:42 It's just below to you! Enter today!
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27:21 [Music]
27:26 Now look, Clowno, your ratings are plummeting.
27:30 But I have an idea on how to juice your show up and pull your polka-dotted keister out of the fire!
27:35 You need a partner.
27:37 A partner?
27:40 Yep, an animal partner.
27:42 What, like a dog? A monkey? A parrot, maybe?
27:49 Irving?
27:51 Wheel in, Mr. Frisky.
27:57 Hey, I thought you kids show hosts liked animals.
28:01 We do, sir, but this, uh, animal looks a little dangerous.
28:06 Clowno, animals can sense negative vibrations, so get off that chair and say hello to Mr. Frisky.
28:15 I want you and Mr. Frisky to begin working up an act right away.
28:20 Good dog.
28:22 [Screaming]
28:30 I'm a genius! That bear's got talent. Moxie, pizazz. What's next?
28:38 Well, sir, if you'll remember, we are still looking for one more contestant to round out the field for the fabulous super race.
28:45 I need something crazy and wild. Something totally unexpected.
28:51 [Growling]
29:01 [Grunting]
29:17 Action!
29:19 [Music]
29:40 This is the best bed area. These are all trained professionals, sir. Try this at home.
29:56 My hair, Marie!
30:14 [Grunting]
30:27 What's this?
30:29 Well, from the looks of things, sir, I'd say they're here to audition for the remaining slot in the fabulous super race.
30:36 Is this some kind of a joke? A pussycat and a mouse? This show is about crazy stumps and people putting their lives at risk for a big fat prize.
30:46 It's not a nature documentary. Irving, call security and have these two--
30:50 Sir, sir, it's--
31:08 This always gives me the creeps, sir.
31:10 He's the president of Hollywood. He's supposed to give you the creeps.
31:24 Greetings, your tinseliness, imperious leader of Hollywood.
31:35 Smile, Irving.
31:40 I'm terrified, sir.
31:42 Now you look, J.W. The girls and I overheard what you were saying about this cat and mouse.
31:48 Yes. They want to enter the race, sir. I was just about to call security.
31:54 This is the greatest single idea for the fabulous super race show yet. Good thinking, J.W. You're really on the ball.
32:04 Yes, your sparkliness, thank you. I was sure you'd like it.
32:11 From the looks of this pussycat, I'd be prepared to say he's the type that would stop at nothing to win.
32:18 Absolutely. It's genius. People love a rotten to the core villain. Someone who'll do the things they only dream about in order to win.
32:28 Remember, J.W. When in doubt, always stoop as low as you can and appeal to people's basic instincts.
32:35 Gosh, thanks, your flashiness. Right again.
32:40 Well, our work here is done, ladies. Go forth, J.W. Globwobbler, and bring it in the ratings.
32:52 Well, I guess there are two slots available. Boys, you're hired.
32:59 Yes, sign on the dotted line, boys. This will be the greatest reality game show in the history of television.
33:06 A show like this could make me vice president of Hollywood.
33:10 These two are awful, sir.
33:28 Yep, it's perfect.
33:31 And we're live.
33:35 Well, hello, everybody out there in television land, and welcome to the Fabulous Super Race. I'm Biff Buzzard.
33:45 And I'm Buzz Blister. We're here in beautiful Detroit, Michigan at...
33:53 We're here in gorgeous Hollywood, California.
33:57 That's right, Buzzer, the Fabulous Super Race. It should be more exciting than anything mankind has yet experienced.
34:05 I'm here on planet Earth.
34:07 And speaking of planet Earth, Biffster, that's just where our race is going to take place.
34:13 Right, Buzzatola. The race begins here in Southern California and ends here in Mexico.
34:25 And this is the Keiko that opens the door to our terrific prize, a huge giant mansion.
34:32 She's a beauty, Buzz.
34:35 And she will go to the winner of the Fabulous Super Race.
34:39 Let's get down to the pits and meet our contestants right now.
34:48 You must be...
34:55 And I'd like to say hello to all of my fans rooting for me, and might I just add that all the proceeds I will win in this race will be donated to my favorite charity.
35:05 And what might that be, Steve?
35:09 Me.
35:11 Well, I'm sure that warms the hearts of America. Steve Dirkly, a true hero with a heart of gold.
35:18 Good luck, Steve.
35:20 Who've we got here, Buzzaroo?
35:23 Why, it looks like a cute old grandma.
35:27 She looks just as cute and nice and sweet and old as she could be, doesn't she, Buzz?
35:34 Oh, I do, I think so, dear. I'm one of those who believes that you're as young as you feel.
35:41 I have always been a fine and a good clean fool. I'm in competition.
35:50 And who's this cute little feather?
35:55 This is Squirty. Oh, he's my whole world. Squirty, give it off my hand, you stinker bear.
36:12 Animals just don't like you, Biff. You've got to remember that.
36:17 Well, good luck, Grammy, and good luck, Squirty.
36:41 And what is your name, sir?
36:44 I am Gorthon, Destroyer of Light. I am a little nervous. I've never been on TV before.
36:52 Really? Well, you're on TV now. And where are you from, Mr. Destroyer?
36:57 I'm guessing from the outfit. Oakland, California.
37:01 I am actually from Niltor, near the outer alabaster tower in the Inner Ring of Green Fire,
37:06 in the dimension of darkness ruled by the slithering overlords of Creeping Dread.
37:11 Oh, nice. And what do you do in Niltor, Mr. Destroyer?
37:15 I own a flower shop and a greeting card store.
37:19 I see. And I suppose you're looking for a shot at that big cash prize in that fabulous mansion, eh?
37:27 Yes, that would be nice. One does grow weary of the soul-crushing darkness
37:32 and endless screaming that fill the foul air of Niltor.
37:35 Mr. Destroyer, I'm curious. What exactly powers this strange-looking vehicle of yours?
37:43 It is powered by the anguish of a thousand doomed souls.
37:48 It sounds like Mr. Destroyer has a soft spot in his heart for the environment, folks.
37:55 Well, good luck, Gorthon, Destroyer of Light.
37:59 Thank you, Bear.
38:02 And you must be...
38:04 Hi! I'm Mallory from Watertown, Wisconsin.
38:08 But everyone just calls me Soccer Mom.
38:10 Okay, Soccer Mom, and you're here in your souped-up minivan. Is that right?
38:16 Yeah. You know, between school and soccer games and my online retail business,
38:21 I decided I needed a hobby.
38:23 Fantastic, Soccer Mom. Your kids must be very proud.
38:27 Oh, yeah. Rufus, Gunter, Angus, and Shylock are all very proud.
38:32 All those boys must be a handful.
38:35 No, Angus is a girl.
38:37 Hi, kids! Don't forget to water the sheep!
38:41 Oh, and no swordplay in the house while Mommy's gone, 'kay?
38:45 Well, as the French say, "Bueno el loco" to you, Soccer Mom.
38:53 And that brings us to...
38:56 I am Dr. Professor, a super-resourceful genius,
39:01 and I will no doubt be the winner of this race.
39:05 As we all know, science is golden.
39:10 That looks like a pretty sophisticated piece of machinery you have there, Doctor.
39:16 Yes, it is.
39:18 And what kind of gas does it take?
39:23 Antimatter.
39:25 Isn't that the most explosive and powerful energy source known to mankind?
39:31 This is it. My own specially designed antimatter engine.
39:35 I never have to refuel.
39:37 It uses the most efficient and powerful fuel source in the universe.
39:41 So what happens if this stuff touches matter?
39:45 It would instantly vaporize anything in its vicinity.
39:49 What's this little thingy here do?
39:52 No, don't touch that!
39:55 That technology thing is certainly moving fast, isn't it, Biff?
40:02 Boy, I'll say!
40:04 Here we have a pussycat and a mouse.
40:13 Wow, I didn't realize that vermin were eligible, Biff.
40:17 And who on earth gave this pussycat a driver's license?
40:22 And what do you two have to say to our viewers at home?
40:31 Oh, that's right, they're animals, Biff, and they can't talk.
40:38 No, sir, but apparently they can drive.
40:43 Hey, look at this little mouse-sized car.
40:47 Aw, it's cute!
40:52 What can you get this baby up to, little mouse?
40:55 Four?
40:57 Four.
40:59 What's this little button here do?
41:03 (coughing)
41:06 Okay, folks, with that we are ready to get underway.
41:29 And we'll see you all at the finish line in...
41:33 ...Maheco.
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