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00:00 [MUSIC]
00:10 [MUSIC]
00:20 [MUSIC]
00:45 Wake up my beauties, rise and shine. It's a brand new day and the mortal world is at peace.
00:54 But not for long.
00:57 Just look at them. I pull one tiny thread and their whole world unravels into chaos.
01:06 Glorious chaos.
01:11 And what could be more perfect than this?
01:15 A noble prince, a priceless treasure, and a black hearted thief.
01:22 Oh, this is going to be fun.
01:26 Cetus, you know what to do.
01:30 Let the games begin.
01:33 [MUSIC]
01:45 Gentlemen, this is what we've been waiting for.
01:49 The world's most valuable object is on its way to Syracuse.
01:53 It's a shame it'll never get there.
01:56 After today, we retire to Fiji.
02:00 [MUSIC]
02:04 Kale! Aye, Captain.
02:06 Spike!
02:08 Let's get rekt!
02:12 [MUSIC]
02:40 [MUSIC]
02:46 You catch that last move? Pretty cool, huh?
02:49 I thought you overworked it. Just a bit.
02:52 Oh, you overworked it.
02:55 Oh, and I was overworking it?
03:02 Proteus.
03:07 This just got interesting. How long's it been?
03:11 About a lifetime ago.
03:13 Still fight like an old lady.
03:21 Sinbad?
03:22 Oh, Sinbad.
03:24 What are you doing here?
03:27 I'm working.
03:29 You?
03:30 What happened to you? Where have you been?
03:33 I love to stop and catch up, but I've got things to do. Places to go, stuff to steal.
03:38 [LAUGHTER]
03:40 [WHISTLE]
03:47 Oh, yeah.
03:50 Sinbad, we need to talk.
03:53 Heard about it. Read about it. Never actually seen it.
03:57 [MUSIC]
04:02 The Book of Peace.
04:04 It's my job to bring it safely to Syracuse.
04:07 Really? Now, see, now, I just feel bad, because you're gonna get fired.
04:12 You can't be serious. You disappear for ten years, show up and rob me?
04:16 I wish it wasn't you. I do.
04:18 Really? But...
04:19 But it is me, Sinbad.
04:21 Proteus, we had a special handshake, some code words, a secret hideout.
04:26 It was fun, big fun, but we were kids.
04:29 We were friends. You're not gonna steal this. Not from me.
04:34 And what would you do with it, anyway?
04:36 The Book of Peace protects all of us in the Twelve Cities.
04:39 Exactly. So just imagine how much all of us will pay to get it back.
04:42 Let me say it again. A long time ago, you and I were friends.
04:46 If that ever meant anything to you, prove it now.
04:50 You're right. That was a long time ago.
04:54 [GRUNTING]
04:56 [GRUNTING]
04:58 Come on, don't get all heroic, Proteus.
05:04 If you want the book, you have to go through me.
05:14 [GRUNTING]
05:16 What the...
05:23 The guards!
05:25 The guards.
05:27 Go, Spy.
05:45 I gotcha! I gotcha!
05:52 Well, I see you're busy, so, uh, stay in touch.
05:56 Wait, wait! You're just gonna run away?
05:59 Uh, yeah.
06:01 Whoa!
06:05 Sinbad!
06:12 You... My... My ship!
06:16 [GRUNTING]
06:18 Heads up!
06:30 Now, stand by for sushi.
06:43 [THUNDER]
06:45 [GRUNTING]
06:49 [SCREAMING]
06:54 Give that guy a raise.
06:57 Come on, come on, Sinbad. Let's go.
07:02 Stand your ground.
07:04 What are you doing?
07:06 Hey! Hey, hey! Lobster boy! Over here!
07:09 [GRUNTING]
07:11 Run! Pull back!
07:17 Grab hold!
07:22 Let's go!
07:26 [GRUNTING]
07:30 And the pen?
07:34 How about try not to get killed?
07:36 Hold on!
07:39 Here. We'll need this.
07:41 Where are you going?
07:43 Fishing.
07:45 Left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right.
08:06 [GRUNTING]
08:08 Now!
08:11 [SCREAMING]
08:14 Woo-hoo!
08:21 You okay?
08:26 Yeah. Thanks for sticking around.
08:29 Ah, just like old times.
08:31 Look out!
08:33 Sinbad!
08:36 [SCREAMING]
08:38 [GRUNTING]
09:07 The day began with such promise.
09:10 And now look.
09:12 My sea monster is dead,
09:14 and I still don't have the Book of Peace.
09:17 All because of you, Sinbad.
09:20 Uh-huh.
09:22 And you are?
09:24 Eris, the goddess of discord.
09:26 No doubt you've seen my likeness on the temple walls.
09:30 I... You know, they don't do you justice.
09:33 Uh-huh.
09:35 About my sea monster.
09:37 Right, right. Listen, I'm sorry about that.
09:40 I don't suppose a heartfelt apology would do?
09:43 [CHUCKLES]
09:44 Heartfelt? From you?
09:46 Sinbad, you don't have a heart.
09:49 That's what I like about you.
09:54 So I'm going to let you live.
09:57 But there's just one little thing you have to do.
10:01 Get the Book of Peace and bring it to me.
10:04 Right. Hmm.
10:06 Now, see, that's a problem for me,
10:08 because I had my own plans for it.
10:10 Ransom, get rich, you know, me stuff.
10:12 You're not thinking big enough, Sinbad.
10:15 Steal the book for ransom,
10:17 and you'll be rich enough to lounge on an island beach.
10:20 Steal the book for me, and you can buy the beach.
10:24 And the island, and the world.
10:27 Hmm. You let me live, you make me rich.
10:31 I retire to paradise.
10:33 So far, I don't see a downside.
10:35 If you keep your word.
10:37 Sinbad, when a goddess gives her word,
10:39 she's bound for all eternity.
10:42 All right. You're on.
10:44 I knew you'd see it my way.
10:47 So, when you've stolen the book,
10:51 follow that star beyond the horizon.
10:53 You'll find yourself in Tartarus, my realm of chaos.
10:58 Tartarus. I'll see you there.
11:01 It's a date, then.
11:04 So, where were we?
11:06 Oh, yes.
11:08 You were holding your breath.
11:11 He's so cute.
11:20 And so gullible.
11:23 Cetus. Well done.
11:27 [Gasps]
11:29 [Gasps]
11:31 Ha!
11:33 Sinbad, you're alive!
11:35 Ha-ha! Glad you made it.
11:38 Hey, up. You're lift.
11:40 What happened down there?
11:42 You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
11:44 Try me.
11:46 All right. Here goes.
11:48 So, I meet Eris, the goddess of chaos.
11:50 She's got a major crush on me,
11:52 and she invited me back to her place.
11:55 Ha! That's a good one.
11:57 Goddess of chaos? Oh, I'm writing that down.
12:00 So, that's it, then. No book.
12:02 Now what do we do? A little patience, Rat.
12:04 It's not like we don't know where it's going.
12:07 Men, all sails to Syracuse.
12:12 [Speaking in Greek]
12:15 [Helicopter whirring]
12:17 [Helicopter whirring]
12:20 [Helicopter whirring]
12:23 [Helicopter whirring]
12:26 [Helicopter whirring]
12:52 For as long as I can remember, I've dreamed of this moment.
12:56 The sacred treasure that's protected us for a thousand years
13:00 is now in Syracuse.
13:02 To the book of peace,
13:06 and to you, King Dimas and Prince Prolius.
13:08 [Speaking in Greek]
13:10 You see?
13:15 This is what happens when you use the front entrance.
13:18 What is he doing here?
13:20 At least he's not out robbing someone.
13:22 That's because everyone worth robbing is here.
13:25 I'll bet you ten crowns you're about to put those swords down.
13:31 I'll take that bet.
13:33 Guards, put away your swords.
13:35 I don't see you for ten years, and now twice in one day?
13:40 You're smothering me.
13:42 I knew you'd want to thank me for saving your life.
13:45 Again.
13:47 You probably just heard we had free food and wine.
13:50 You hear that, guys? Dinner and drinks are on the prince.
13:53 Come on. There's someone I want you to meet.
13:56 Get to work.
13:58 Weapons.
14:01 Here she is. I've told her all about you.
14:16 Sinbad, I would like to introduce you to my fiancée.
14:20 The Lady Marina, ambassador from Thrace.
14:23 So this is the infamous Sinbad.
14:30 I heard all about this morning.
14:32 First you tried to rob Proteus, and then you saved his life.
14:36 So which are you? A thief or a hero?
14:40 Sinbad wanted to give me an opportunity to thank...
14:45 ...him.
14:47 Eight months on the sea with nothing but eggs and pickles?
14:55 You don't know what that can do to a man.
14:58 It's almost too easy. There's only a handful of guards.
15:01 Forget it. Let's get back to the ship.
15:04 Just like that? But the book is almost ours.
15:11 - What? Who is she? - An old girlfriend.
15:14 I'm afraid it's not that simple. Let's go.
15:17 - Jed, pack it up. - What? I just put the...
15:22 This is just too easy.
15:32 Look at it this way.
15:36 Now that Sinbad's gone, your father can finally relax and enjoy the evening.
15:41 You're right about that.
15:43 He's trying not to show it, but he's so proud to have the book in Syracuse.
15:47 He's been planning this day his whole life.
15:51 And soon it will be your responsibility.
15:54 Our responsibility.
15:56 - It's beautiful. - It is.
16:05 My father spent years preparing it for the book.
16:08 There are guards on every level. And if you look up to the...
16:11 You were talking about the ocean, weren't you?
16:17 I only wish I'd seen more of it.