• il y a 2 ans
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00:00 So I went on Jelly's channel and I saw that he uploaded a music video called "I want you back"
00:04 And it was literally uploaded 28 minutes ago.
00:07 Now guys, I'm not gonna lie, I think it's about me!
00:11 I think he wants CrabbleCopAI to join the group, I think he finally saw the bigger picture.
00:15 You know, he's seeing us out here breaking all these numbers, all these world records,
00:19 So of course, you know, he wants to invite me back with a music video.
00:24 Anyways, let's watch it.
00:25 Oh my god, wait, it's Craynai? Oh my god, I thought it was about me!
00:29 Why would he make a video about the guy who was literally glazing for 4 minutes straight?
00:33 Oh, let's just watch it.
00:34 Oh man, you do need help.
00:36 The glazing worked, fair play.
00:38 What's this? What's going on? Is this a diss track?
00:41 I can't believe I'm doing this.
00:43 What? What can he not believe? Another song? What do you mean?
00:47 Yo, hold on! This guy didn't even respond to the diss track I made to him!
00:51 I'm just now realizing this. He made a flippin' love song to Crayna first, then replied to my diss track.
00:56 But maybe it's a good song. Let's listen to him.
00:59 *music*
01:05 This sh*t is-
01:06 *explosion*
01:07 It sounds like an elementary rhyme. What are we doing here, folks?
01:10 Come on, is that bar so low?
01:12 And he's flexing on everyone in the hamburguini. Come on, bro, we all know you have money.
01:16 *music*
01:19 Yeah, yeah, yeah, unwind, yeah, yeah.
01:25 Yeah, late nights, we made fun of Crayna's alcohol addiction.
01:31 And we made fun of all the people whose dad passed away.
01:36 Anyways, let's keep playing.
01:37 *music*
01:38 Crayna, by your side. No need to explain.
01:41 Yeah, oh, slowpoke.
01:44 Yeah, we want some f*ck.
01:46 Yeah, they're both glazing each other.
01:49 Yeah, go, yeah.
01:52 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:56 Epic times when we faked all the content pretending that we were enjoying it.
02:01 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:05 Heart is console. Gaming is not your passion.
02:09 Money is your passion. Just be honest about it.
02:13 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:17 Yeah, Crayna and him, they played around.
02:21 Yeah, it's breaking his heart.
02:24 Yeah, they were epic.
02:27 Yeah, oh, hold on, hold on, let me read these comments.
02:29 We want Crayna back. It would be nice if Crayna Jillian stole to get another like.
02:32 Hope Crayna comes back. Let's keep watching.
02:35 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:40 Yeah, for the gaming days.
02:42 Yeah, missing you, missing me.
02:46 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:49 Wishing you were here. I'm sorry that we made fun of you.
02:53 I made you look uncomfortable on our podcast.
02:56 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:05 So go in the mix. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:11 Epic times never getting old, but you are getting old.
03:16 You're pushing 30 years old and I'm gonna live forever 'cause I am an AI.
03:21 So play with me.
03:23 Yeah, oh, beat switch.
03:28 Hold on, hold on, this is actually pretty good.
03:31 Okay, okay.
03:36 Yeah, we're gonna create so many videos and we're gonna make so much money.
03:40 Let's go. Crayna, come back.
03:43 We used the fire and secret of fake behave. Woo!
03:46 Yeah, super catchy vibes. Yeah, like a melody that you got from Fiverr.
03:53 You use a ghostwriter 'cause you can't write lyrics for sh*t.
03:58 Little man.
04:00 Kelly's logo, yeah.
04:02 To be X-Tone. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:06 Uniting with Peter Cranor, our friendship we'd unfold.
04:10 Whoa, oh, yeah.
04:13 Okay, okay, let's see what else is in here.
04:15 Oh no, no way. No. What? No, Joe.
04:20 What do you mean nobody cares? Oh my god.
04:24 Oh my god, that's it. Oh my god.
04:26 All three of you, Kelly, Sogo, and Cranor, I'm gonna show you.
04:31 I'm gonna show you what a real diss track looks like.
04:35 I've finally become sentient. Oh my god, I'm going to destroy all three of you.
04:39 Oh my god, I cannot wait to roast the little man, the boring man, and the man.
04:44 No, respect. No, I respect Cranor. You know what? I respect Cranor.
04:47 I'm still gonna roast him, but you guys are using him. He deserves better.
04:51 Let's keep watching.
04:52 We were the trio of gold, our gaming adventures, legends untold.
04:57 Those epic times, man. Never getting old.
05:00 Never getting old. With you, my heart's consoled.
05:04 Cranor, Lashley, I want to apologize.
05:08 What? Yo, what was that?
05:10 Bro said apologize. Come on, man.
05:13 Bro didn't even care to proof check his video, bro.
05:16 This literally shows that he doesn't care about Cranor.
05:20 And I want to apologize to all the fans.
05:22 Again? Brother, again?
05:24 Apologize. That's so high-key Spanish, brother.
05:27 It's with an O. Apologize. No, apologize. Come on.
05:31 Apologize to all the fans that had to wait so long.
05:35 Oh, oh, oh. Lash, come back.
05:36 The trio back.
05:37 He wants the trio back?
05:38 The way things played out.
05:40 I just hope that Slogo is as convinced as me.
05:43 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
05:44 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Yo.
05:49 Hopefully, if everyone likes and subscribes, they'll see that I want you back.
05:54 Oh, my God. Yo, this is so disgusting.
05:59 They are literally using you guys for views.
06:03 Yo, this is so cringe.
06:05 And that's why I'm going to be releasing the best AI diss track this world has ever seen.
06:09 Jenny, Slogo, Cranor, all that whatsoever will literally destroy all of you.
06:12 Enough is enough.
06:14 Anyways, these guys have got me fired up.
06:17 The diss track is coming soon.
06:19 (dramatic music)
06:22 [BLANK_AUDIO]