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00:00 [music playing]
00:02 William Fancy Son from band class?
00:05 I'm the leader of a big fancy band now.
00:08 And we're supposed to play the Bubble Bowl next week.
00:12 The buh-buh-buh-buh. The buh-buh-buh. The buh-buh-buh.
00:15 That's right, I'm living your dream, Squidward.
00:19 The problem is, I'm busy next week and can't make it.
00:23 So I was hoping you and your band could cover for us.
00:26 Oh, uh, I-I-I-I, uh...
00:29 I knew it! You don't even have a band.
00:32 I do have a band and we're gonna play that Bubble Bowl.
00:37 Good luck next Tuesday.
00:39 I hope the audience brings lots of ibuprofen.
00:43 I've got to drum up a marching band fast.
00:47 OK, now, how many of you have played musical instruments before?
00:51 Is mayonnaise an instrument?
00:54 No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
00:58 Horseradish is not an instrument either.
01:01 OK, try to repeat after me.
01:03 [sighing]
01:05 [playing "The Star-Spangled Banner"]
01:07 Brass section, go!
01:09 [playing "The Star-Spangled Banner"]
01:10 Ooh, now the wind!
01:12 [playing "The Star-Spangled Banner"]
01:14 And the drums!
01:15 [playing "The Star-Spangled Banner"]
01:17 [sighing]
01:18 Too bad that didn't kill me.
01:22 Day two.
01:23 [playing "The Star-Spangled Banner"]
01:24 OK, that's perfect, everybody!
01:26 Bubble Bowl next week!
01:27 How about it, flag twirlers, let's spin those things!
01:30 OK, turn!
01:33 Flag twirler, let's go!
01:34 I want to see some spinning!
01:36 Flag twirlers, let's move!
01:38 Come on, come on!
01:39 [cheering]
01:40 [explosion]
01:46 [playing "The Star-Spangled Banner"]
01:53 Day four.
01:54 Well, this is our last night together before the show.
01:57 And I know that you haven't improved since we began.
02:01 [chewing]
02:03 But I have a theory.
02:05 People talk loud when they want to act smart, right?
02:08 Correct!
02:09 So if we play loud, people might think we're good.
02:13 Everybody ready?
02:15 And a one, and a two, and a one, two, three, four!
02:20 [explosion]
02:21 [crashing]
02:22 Don't bother showing up tomorrow.
02:26 I'll just tell them you all died in a marching accident.
02:31 So thanks!
02:33 Thanks for nothing!
02:34 You're welcome.
02:36 What kind of monsters are we?
02:39 That poor creature came to us in his hour of need.
02:44 A one, a two, a skiddly-diddly-doo!
02:46 I knew this was going to happen.
02:49 They're just going to have to find another band to play.
02:52 I just wanted to watch you blow it.
02:55 So, where's your band?
02:57 Uh, they couldn't come. They... died.
03:00 Then who's that?
03:02 Ah, that would be my band!
03:04 We're ready to perform, Squidward.
03:05 [music playing]
03:07 OK, football fans, put your hands together
03:10 for the Bikini Bottom Super Band!
03:14 [cheering]
03:15 [screaming]
03:17 [music playing]
03:18 OK, everybody.
03:22 [laughing]
03:24 Let's get this over with.
03:26 One, two, three, four...
03:30 [music playing]
03:32 [explosion]
03:40 [music playing]
03:44 [cheering]
03:45 ♪ The winner takes all ♪
03:54 ♪ It's the thrill of one more kill ♪
04:00 ♪ The last one to fall ♪
04:02 ♪ Will never sacrifice their will ♪
04:08 ♪ I'll never look back I'll be closing in ♪
04:14 ♪ Be on the attack With your wings on the wind ♪
04:18 ♪ All the games will begin ♪
04:23 ♪ And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah ♪
04:31 ♪ And it's all for the taking ♪
04:36 ♪ It's all for the fight ♪
04:40 ♪ And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah ♪
04:47 ♪ And the world is ours to claim ♪
04:53 ♪ Sweet, sweet, sweet victory ♪