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00:00 Years ago, at this very restaurant,
00:05 the Hash-Slinging Slasher used to be a fry cook,
00:09 just like you, only clumsier.
00:15 And then one night, when he was cutting the patties,
00:20 he cut off his own hand by mistake,
00:24 and he replaced his hand with a rusty spatula.
00:29 And then he got hit by a bus, and at his funeral,
00:33 they fired him.
00:35 So now his ghost returns to the Krusty Krab
00:39 to wreak his horrible vengeance.
00:44 There are three signs that signal the approach
00:47 of the Hash-Slinging Slasher.
00:49 First, the lights will flicker on and off.
00:54 Next, the phone will ring, and there will be nobody there.
01:00 And finally, the Hash-Slinging Slasher
01:02 arrives in the ghost of the bus that ran him over.
01:06 Then he taps on the window with his grisly spatula hand.
01:13 No.
01:14 He opens the door.
01:16 [SCREAMING]
01:21 He slowly approaches the counter.
01:26 And you know what he does next?
01:32 What?
01:33 You really want to know?
01:35 What?
01:36 Are you sure you want to know?
01:39 What?
01:40 What?
01:40 What does he do?
01:42 He gets you.
01:43 [SCREAMING]
01:46 [LAUGHING]
01:51 [SCREAMING]
01:54 [LAUGHING]
01:55 Oh, my.
01:56 [SCREAMING]
02:00 SpongeBob, I was joking.
02:03 What?
02:04 It's not true.
02:04 None of it's true.
02:05 It's not?
02:06 Of course not.
02:07 Nobody has a spatula for a hand.
02:09 It was all a joke.
02:13 Very funny, SpongeBob.
02:16 What?
02:17 And the lights will flicker on and off,
02:19 just like the story.
02:21 I get it.
02:21 What?
02:29 What?
02:30 Hello?
02:30 Hello?
02:32 Hello?
02:32 Nice try, Squidward.
02:34 Nice try what?
02:35 The phone will ring, and there will be no one there.
02:40 Oh, you crack me up.
02:42 SpongeBob, I'm not doing this.
02:45 Calm down.
02:46 Calm down.
02:47 [SNIFFING]
02:52 I didn't know the buses ran this late.
02:54 They don't.
02:55 Well, they're dropping someone off.
02:58 [SCREAMING]
03:04 The half-sleeping slasher!
03:07 Get away from me!
03:08 Oh, he's going to flip me!
03:09 Get away!
03:09 Get away!
03:10 Get out of here!
03:11 You're not welcome here!
03:13 Can I have a job application?
03:15 I brought my own spatula.
03:18 I called earlier, but I hung up because I was nervous.
03:21 Do you have references?
03:23 Wait.
03:24 If that was you on the phone and you on the bus,
03:27 then who was flickering the lights?
03:29 Nosferatu!
03:37 No!
03:38 (upbeat music)
03:41 [BLANK_AUDIO]