Man Loses Footing and Falls Into Muddy River While Crossing It

  • last year
This man was crossing a mini bridge to get past a creek. However, he lost his balance mid-way and fell into the muddy water. His friends who were accompanying him giggled hysterically when this happened.
Transcript
00:00I can see what's about to happen to my ass.
00:12Hold on, I have something.
00:15Phone!
00:16Phone!
00:17Phone!
00:18Phone!
00:19Phone!
00:20Please, Steve-o, come on!
00:21A freaking phone!
00:22Grab him.
00:23Grab his hand.
00:24Grab his hand.
00:25I can't.
00:26I can't.
00:27I can't.
00:28I can't.
00:29I can't.
00:30I can't.
00:31I can't.
00:32I can't.
00:33I can't.
00:34I can't.
00:35I can't.
00:36My phone.
00:37My phone.
00:38My phone!
00:39What phone?
00:40No, it's in the bowl.
00:41It never hit the water.
00:42Get your face in there.
00:43Yeah.
00:44Don't lean backwards.
00:45Jason, don't lean backwards.
00:46No.
00:47God almighty.
00:48What?
00:49I got acid all over me.
00:50Oh, I can't.
00:51I can't.
00:52I can't.
00:53I can't.
00:54I can't.
00:55I can't.
00:56I can't.
00:57I can't.
00:58Oh, man.
01:01You going to the alimony store now?
01:03All right, now move.
01:04No, I'm going home.
01:07I'm going home.
01:08You're a big, wet ass.
01:13All right, now.
01:16I ain't got nothing to grab.
01:18And that's going down.
01:20I'll just walk that line.
01:22Yep.
01:25Yep.
01:26I'm going to step up here.
01:30There's a boot down right there.
01:31Just keep going.

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