Understanding White Sox Dave's Sense Of Humor (Free Swim)
Eddie | The Dog Walk
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00:00 All right, today is Wednesday.
00:01 It is November 1st.
00:02 Welcome to the dog walk presented by Barstool Sports.
00:05 It is Wednesday, but we were recording this a couple of days early
00:09 because I'm joined today by Danny as usual and sitting in for chief
00:13 is White Sox, Dave, and this is birthday today.
00:15 So today I'm just just excited to do some content with Dave
00:19 as am I only because it's my birthday.
00:23 Yeah. Like this is the one day where I actually would feel bad
00:26 being like a jerk to you.
00:27 Do you feel different?
00:28 I was I knew that was going to come up right off the rip.
00:32 I have.
00:34 Ninety five percent inadvertently been telling people for like four months
00:39 that I'm thirty five already, like I don't even mean to do it
00:42 because it's like close to my birthday as I've been doing it.
00:46 So now I feel zero percent different.
00:48 Well, what if they think you're thirty six now?
00:51 Maybe they do.
00:52 I mean, like I mean, like not not like do you feel older?
00:55 But like I feel like when you wake up on your birthday,
00:57 you're you're naturally a little happier, got a little more dopamine.
00:59 I don't from this is like the worst form of attention possible.
01:04 A birthday. I drafted it.
01:06 If it was that awkward moments draft, the worst 30 seconds of the year
01:10 is getting a happy birthday.
01:11 Well, now that you're thirty five, though, any.
01:13 Any intention to run for office?
01:17 That's true, I can run for office.
01:19 Well, presidential.
01:20 Yeah, I could have.
01:22 Maybe I just need what it used to.
01:24 You needed this. It was ten thousand dollars.
01:26 You need to get X amount of signatures.
01:29 And what else?
01:31 There's a couple other requirements. Look that up.
01:33 You look that up.
01:33 American born American born citizen.
01:35 Obviously, what's what's canceled culture bringing up first?
01:38 Once Dave runs for office?
01:40 It's a good question.
01:41 I mean, they're not things you would actually get canceled for,
01:43 but just things you can't do if you're running for like the CUSAC thing.
01:47 Obviously, that's coming up.
01:48 That's not like cancelable, but it is in political terms running for office,
01:52 at least. Huh?
01:54 It's a good question.
01:54 I don't think so.
01:55 They're rummaging through all those.
01:56 I've said midget a lot on Twitter.
01:58 Yeah. You don't got the midget vote or blur that out.
02:01 You don't get the peep vote.
02:03 What else have I said?
02:04 Little person is a correct term,
02:07 but you're one of those things where you don't say it to be mean.
02:11 You just it's like you just haven't corrected yourself.
02:14 You're a free spirit.
02:15 Yeah. Will you correct yourself now at age thirty five?
02:17 I will never correct myself for anything.
02:21 You know that. All right.
02:22 I'll take my heels and even more.
02:23 We just needed like a 10 minute long apology speech from Dave.
02:28 Sorry for saying midget.
02:30 Sorry for going to John Q.
02:31 Like when when Trump did the locker room, he's like, that was just locker room talk.
02:35 I watched the Shane Gillis special for the second time this weekend
02:39 on Saturday morning, just like cleaning up the house.
02:41 I threw it on in the background.
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03:56 Who's your enemy?
03:58 Well, you put him on the phone with me this weekend.
04:01 Were you that blacked out at?
04:03 I got a FaceTime with that on Saturday night.
04:05 I was fucked up.
04:07 Oh, worse than the fucking.
04:09 Oh, come on. Oh, he slurring words.
04:12 Couldn't compose a sentence.
04:14 He was trash.
04:15 Oh, that's not true.
04:17 He was trash. Oh, you were trash. That's not true.
04:19 You weren't like obliterated to that.
04:21 You were you were drunk.
04:23 You were celebrating Dave's. I was drunk.
04:25 For sure. Drunk. You were drunk.
04:26 I was very. You weren't like, you know, sloppy.
04:29 You were just having a good time.
04:30 I was drunk. Yeah. Yeah.
04:32 Who was the enemy, Che?
04:34 No, it was just some random guy.
04:36 I get a FaceTime for it.
04:37 It's like, oh, 10 p.m. here.
04:39 So, oh, at night and Ed Brown and back in.
04:44 He hands it to some guys like I fucking hate you on the snake draft.
04:47 Motherfucker. So so so so listen, listen.
04:50 And I'm like, thanks, Ed.
04:51 That's right. Here's the thing.
04:52 If I would have known he was going to do that, I wouldn't have done that.
04:55 I truly did not know that.
04:56 I didn't care at all.
04:57 No, I know. But still, that's still weird to do.
04:59 I did not know he was going to do that.
05:02 But I listen.
05:04 I think he just had a bad moment.
05:05 He's a good guy, actually.
05:06 Do you know him or you just met him that day?
05:08 Yeah, I know.
05:09 Well, I met him that day.
05:10 I shouldn't say I knew him, but we met him that day.
05:12 He was like in charge of the bar that we went to in Athens.
05:14 And here's the thing, Dave.
05:16 And actually, this is a great podcast.
05:18 I hear this out on
05:20 and I talk about this with Danny all the time.
05:23 How do we get people more people in on the White Sox?
05:26 Dave? Oh, yeah.
05:27 You know, because that's what because listen, like me and chief vouch for you
05:30 right away. We're like, ah, dude, like he's he's the best.
05:33 Well, you're not the best.
05:35 I oh, I'm the best. No, I'm the best.
05:37 I'm the you're great.
05:39 You're great. But the best.
05:40 Who's the best?
05:41 The best like.
05:45 Is that Harry over there?
05:45 Yeah, Harry.
05:46 I have a hard time picking out one thing that I dislike about Harry,
05:52 and I hate admitting that about anybody out loud.
05:54 But it's true.
05:56 Same with Rudy, I would say.
05:59 Lance is Lance.
06:01 Obviously, Lance.
06:03 Obviously, you assholes, I fucking hate your guts to know.
06:05 And I know that hatred knows no bounds.
06:08 No, but I truthfully didn't know he was doing that.
06:10 But I didn't care.
06:11 But he was. But still, I don't like that's all.
06:14 It's almost like it's almost like a smitty Portnoy.
06:17 I would say that was like I was like one percent.
06:20 Like, why would I do that?
06:21 But like I for I truthfully did not know.
06:23 I forgot about it until you said enemy.
06:25 And then I thought about it again.
06:27 Yeah, really, really.
06:28 We were just doing that because we were drunk.
06:30 We just want to fix Tommy at the bar.
06:32 Yeah, I knew that. Yeah.
06:33 And and then he was just with us.
06:35 So then he just took the phone and then we just give him the phone.
06:37 And then I did not know he was going to do that.
06:39 So I apologize. That's that's bad for him.
06:41 No, but yeah, like at my end of year review, I think like
06:44 my mission statement is to get the world in on the White Sox Dave joke.
06:47 It's like, how do you explain it?
06:50 Like, I always go back to just the office just because it's my favorite show,
06:56 not because you remind me of Michael Scott in some ways, but like
06:58 he gets to a point where anything he does, you laugh at.
07:02 But not everyone does, because some people just think it's cringe
07:05 or that he's like a mean guy.
07:07 But really, he's just hilarious.
07:09 When do I do anything mean?
07:10 No, not not you. I'm saying like, yeah, it gets to a point.
07:14 Like we are always laughing at anything you do, but the audience isn't always.
07:17 I guess that's what we're saying in a good way.
07:20 Like you do the littlest.
07:22 I need examples, Ed.
07:24 Like if you were to interrupt someone, some people would be like,
07:27 why is he interrupting?
07:28 But we would laugh because we think it's funny because you're dying
07:30 to tell whatever story.
07:31 Exactly. Like you got to admit you got a little Michael Scott in you.
07:34 I don't watch the show.
07:35 OK, that's great. Don't ever watch.
07:36 Yeah, I guess you will.
07:39 I know when you say about it.
07:41 Yeah, you'll hate me saying that.
07:42 If if you did like.
07:46 There's a day like whenever.
07:50 Like we need everyone.
07:53 We need the fans laughing as much as Eddie was when he was on the phone.
07:58 FaceTime you on Cubs opening day.
07:59 Yeah, that was that was as Cubs opening.
08:02 That doesn't feel like that long ago.
08:05 Yeah, time fucking flies.
08:07 That's March.
08:08 So for Dave's birthday, we need everyone to be in on the White Sox.
08:11 And that's the point.
08:12 That's like I just had to explain to the guy like, listen, like, all right.
08:15 Like, whatever.
08:16 Maybe he interrupts.
08:18 Maybe he tells, you know, he never leaves a story in his pocket.
08:21 But like I'm telling you, like you got to see this.
08:23 And like, you know, and that's what me and Daniel was talking about.
08:25 How do we get everyone to see that side of you?
08:27 Yes, exactly. I don't know.
08:29 There's that's your guy's job.
08:33 Can't ask me that.
08:35 You might have just pissed off people too much at the beginning or something
08:39 for them to be like, oh, I'm in on it.
08:41 No, it's more.
08:42 It's a three outcome player like in baseball.
08:45 Yeah. You know, it's like Adam Dunn, Walker bomb,
08:49 you know, lots of strikeouts in the middle. Oh, OK. All right.
08:53 Yeah. Some people only see your low lights.
08:55 Yeah. So they make it easy to make those out. Right.
08:57 And they put their opinion on that. Right. Exactly.
09:00 That's what we're saying.
09:01 We need to be anti that. Yeah.
09:03 Like there'll be people who feel like, oh, I think that's the case
09:04 for a lot of people, though.
09:05 Like Ryan said that, like, I don't know what the exact exact context was,
09:10 but he was like reading the chat in a in a yak
09:14 like a yak episode or whatever on YouTube.
09:16 And I guess the chat was just trashing Kate.
09:19 It's like Kate.
09:21 That's actually one person who is clam, obviously,
09:25 like universally loved.
09:28 But it's like Kate's like she's the sweetest woman ever.
09:31 Like everybody.
09:32 She brightens the room whenever she walks in.
09:34 Yeah. And listen, I'm not Kate.
09:36 I'm not trying to.
09:38 I'm not even yet. No, I know. I know. I know you're getting.
09:40 I know you're getting that. Yeah.
09:41 But people commenters.
09:43 Yeah. I just always break it down if you're up to. Yeah, exactly. Exactly.
09:47 So that's why I'm like there are a ton of ebbs and flows to this company.
09:50 A hundred percent. A hundred percent.
09:52 There are. And like a lot of the thoughts that people have
09:55 aren't even like their own. Like, yeah.
09:57 Oh, no, it's they'll form their opinion.
09:58 I'll say that. They're Lummix.
10:00 They're Lummix.
10:01 I mean, form their opinion of someone of what someone else said.
10:04 For sure. That absolutely happens.
10:05 But that's not even what we're trying to say.
10:07 We're just trying to say like, like, there's I am who I am.
10:12 Get him like. No, you're like an optical illusion.
10:14 Like you look at a picture and it's like one person sees one thing
10:17 and then the other person sees the other.
10:19 You know? Yeah. That's what.
10:20 And it's not even like the bad moments, just like normal moments
10:23 that we being in on the White Sox Dave joke, find funny.
10:27 You know? Yes. Yes. It's not like all bad.
10:29 It's just like even your normal moments are funny.
10:31 If you're in on the White Sox Dave joke. Yes.
10:33 I'm trying to think of a great example.
10:35 Me too. Something that like just shouldn't be funny.
10:38 But since it's you, I it's and you guys know that those moments
10:43 are the ones that piss me off the most because I'm like, shut the fuck up.
10:45 I know. Funny.
10:47 So I'm not even in on the joke.
10:48 No, I my own joke. I know.
10:50 No, I know. Like, I'll be walking in.
10:52 My shoe will be untied. It's like, oh, my fucking God, your shoes untied.
10:55 It's like, guys, for sure.
10:58 No, I'm sorry.
11:00 My I'm a comedic genius.
11:03 You know, it's like, yeah, heavy lies the crown.
11:05 Yeah, there's just so many things that just wouldn't be funny
11:08 if it were anything anybody else.
11:09 But then you just you slide right in.
11:10 It's like, oh, my God, this is this is amazing.
11:12 People strive to be you, Dave.
11:15 One day I like I wish I could tell a story about the the 2020 sales meeting.
11:21 My mind is going to as soon as he's able to run for office.
11:27 Yeah, I can't do that.
11:29 I can't. I'm sorry.
11:30 I just gave the audience blue balls, but it's just one of those stories
11:32 that like really can't come on to like we're we're done with this.
11:36 You know what I'm talking about?
11:38 That was Michael Scott.
11:39 Yeah, that it was it was easily your biggest Michael Scott moment of all time.
11:43 Maybe, maybe not.
11:45 You don't think so.
11:46 I would once I you refresh my memory, of course, I'm sure.
11:50 But it's not popped in my head right now.
11:52 All right. We'll talk about it.
11:54 All fair.
11:55 Does Harry know?
11:57 No, he wouldn't. No. Yeah, he knows.
11:59 Does he know? 2019, you said.
12:01 2020 of January.
12:05 Yeah, I mean, it was basically
12:07 I actually think like a wild thing to say in a business meeting.
12:11 That's all. Yeah, yeah.
12:13 You broke the golden rule of podcasting.
12:19 I know. I'm really sorry.
12:21 You might as well just say it.
12:22 Honestly, I think I probably can. Yeah.
12:24 I'll tell a story.
12:25 I'm not going to say who it was or where it was,
12:27 but we were in a sales meeting in twenty nine and twenty like January 2020.
12:31 Like right before the outbreak.
12:33 And it was like maybe it was whatever.
12:36 Who cares what it was?
12:38 And we were at a meeting, big boardroom table.
12:40 And we were talking about content ideas.
12:44 And there was talk about doing something at U of I.
12:48 Remember this with in someone was like, oh, I can't do anything
12:52 with chief Alina Wick.
12:54 Remember that? Do you remember this now?
12:56 Kind of.
12:57 Can I tell this? Can I finish this? Sure.
12:59 Yeah.
13:00 All right. But OK, so happy birthday.
13:02 No, no, no.
13:04 I put there are two sides to this. Go ahead.
13:06 Dave, I don't know if there is, but I'm going to stop.
13:09 If you're going to get mad, I want to piss you off.
13:11 No, no, no, no.
13:11 Truly the one day it's mad at me.
13:13 What's wild is I was thinking of a different story.
13:15 Oh, really? I don't even know that.
13:19 I'm like vaguely put it.
13:20 I mean, like we know them.
13:22 We didn't know.
13:23 I cracked a joke, obviously.
13:25 I we knew them well enough for us comfortable.
13:27 Do you? Yeah, but we didn't know everyone in the room.
13:29 Yes, I did. I wanted to fucking.
13:31 Dave, we didn't know everyone in the room.
13:34 You got to tell the story now.
13:36 So we were sitting there and we're like, oh, we do like, well, we can't do
13:39 some chief of wine.
13:41 I look like he's he's he's canceled.
13:45 And you're just like, I remember you screaming at the time,
13:49 like you just were racist and him directly next to you was a person of color.
13:57 And I remember like wanting to crawl under the table and be like, oh, my God.
14:02 Like, what the fuck is he doing?
14:03 That's this. And then we left the meeting.
14:06 I was like, Dave, did you realize what you just did?
14:08 He's like, yeah.
14:09 And you're like, yeah, I knew right away.
14:11 And I, I regret it.
14:12 Right. But you realize, I see.
14:14 OK. All right.
14:15 You're like, yeah, I know.
14:16 You pull the trigger.
14:17 OK, OK, OK, OK.
14:20 All right. This is still not even really ringing a bell.
14:22 So I I'm going to say that it was subtle enough
14:26 because we haven't talked about this like since it happened.
14:28 I like vaguely remember it, but it wasn't what you were saying.
14:32 It was an absolute Hall of Fame White Sox, Dave.
14:34 But it was you weren't like and it's not even like crazy.
14:39 But we just didn't know the person.
14:40 You're like, I don't know the full details of this story.
14:44 That's pretty much it had to be there.
14:46 But if it was that big of a moment, we would have remembered
14:49 every single detail of every moment of it.
14:52 And like, I don't I don't even really remember this.
14:56 Like, you know what I mean?
14:58 You don't even really remember it.
14:59 You're like, do I'm withholding details because I don't want to like.
15:04 I don't want to like the advert, I mean, they stick that ads with us.
15:09 It wasn't like a big deal because it wasn't and it was like a blip in the radar.
15:12 Like no one no one left that meeting and like thought about it besides
15:16 besides like me and like Chief Carl.
15:19 And that was it. You know what I mean?
15:21 And you knew it in the moment.
15:22 It wasn't a big deal at all, but it was just.
15:24 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
15:25 So it wasn't a big deal where it's like, oh, shit, what are we going to do about this?
15:28 It was just more of those things.
15:30 It's like I cracked a joke and we, yeah, inked multi billion dollar business deal.
15:34 It was like, yeah, it was like a loosen.
15:37 I loosen the load a little bit.
15:39 It was like you made a joke and then the person was right behind you.
15:41 One of those things. It was just one of those.
15:44 I don't remember. I don't remember that like that.
15:46 I really don't. What were you thinking of, dude?
15:49 Nothing. Well, now you're breaking the podcast.
15:53 Now you're breaking the podcast.
15:55 It was, oh, Dave, it was so fucking funny.
15:58 And now now it's just like I laugh about that all the time.
16:01 Think of that meeting all the time.
16:04 Like I wish I could like color in like the rest, like where we were and whatever.
16:07 But I don't know. It's irrelevant at this point.
16:10 A fucking happy birthday, Dave.
16:13 Holy shit. We're going down memory lane.
16:15 All the best moments from your years.
16:16 We are. We are.
16:18 And that's to remember where we met.
16:21 Yeah, I actually was telling Chief this this weekend.
16:25 I have a video on my phone somewhere of you dancing at Houndstooth.
16:28 The first time I ever met you.
16:31 Probably because we met.
16:33 That sounds like something a young WSD would do.
16:35 Yeah, we met at older and wiser. Not as much.
16:38 Yeah, we met a rebel for which is now Country Club
16:41 for the Bears Eagles Sunday Night Football game.
16:45 And they lost 58 to 12 or whatever. Yeah. Yeah.
16:48 2013 we met there.
16:49 And then after we walked across the street, I remember Ronnie Wu was in a bear's
16:53 helmet and then we went to Houndstooth.
16:56 Mm hmm. Is that what you.
16:59 I remember. I remember the I don't remember going to Houndstooth, but that game.
17:02 It's how to close. Mm hmm. Yeah.
17:05 That's fucked up. That's a big hit.
17:07 That is a big hit. That was my favorite bar up there.
17:09 I even deal with the old track. Yeah.
17:11 Do I have permission to post that video?
17:15 I have to vet it first of 2013 White Sox.
17:18 I have to vet it first. All right. Fine.
17:20 Fair enough. He was.
17:22 It's a country bar. He's by honky tonk.
17:24 And then, yeah, you probably were.
17:25 That was the original honky tonk. Yeah.
17:27 Who would have known it started with honky tonk?
17:29 How do you have a video that's 10 years old on your phone?
17:31 I'd say I just save it.
17:34 I have a video.
17:36 I had a white MacBook in college and now like if it's plugged in, it'll turn on.
17:42 But if you pull the power out, it just shuts off.
17:44 You know what I mean?
17:46 But I save it specifically for the reason because my I never got to do
17:51 spring break because baseball in college and all my friends would
17:55 and I would live vicariously through them, obviously.
17:57 I have a picture of it in my of my friend who's happily married with children
18:01 right now with a.
18:03 She's a heavyset woman in PCB.
18:08 Yeah. And to this day, if he ever shits, talks to me, I just taunt him with it.
18:12 And I save that computer just for that picture.
18:14 We call that blackmail. Yeah.
18:16 You know, you know, you bring that up and this is not apples to apples,
18:19 but this is this has been on my note to talk about for a little bit
18:22 while we're on the topic of videos.
18:24 You know, it is a fucking problem nowadays and is borderline
18:28 becoming a Twitter crisis plays videos when you turn your phone off.
18:31 I agree. Nope, that's not what I was going to say.
18:33 There's a problem.
18:34 It's becoming a borderline crisis now how you can't find original videos
18:39 on YouTube anymore.
18:40 Like if I want to find like the mobile Alabama or like
18:44 not watch, you could probably find that one.
18:45 But like, I mean, yeah, like, oh, gee, sure, sure, sure.
18:48 You type in and it is some fucking dude doing like a green screen,
18:52 like talking over it, like splicing it in, making his own version
18:55 and creating content off the original.
18:57 It's so hard to find originals of stuff right now.
19:00 Yeah. You notice that?
19:02 Yeah. Owns YouTube.
19:04 Google does. Right. Is it Google?
19:05 I thought I was going to say your best bet is definitely Googling it over.
19:08 You tubing it.
19:09 Yeah. It might lead to like an old blog
19:12 that has a weird embedded version of the video, at least.
19:14 But yeah, definitely a problem.
19:17 And like people do.
19:19 I don't know, like top 10 moment videos.
19:22 It's just like you said, it's not just the moment.
19:24 It's them talking over it.
19:26 Yes, exactly.
19:27 And that's all over the place.
19:29 It's a huge problem.
19:30 What videos were you trying to look for?
19:33 I forget what I was trying to look for. Exactly.
19:35 Huh?
19:37 I had a perfect example.
19:41 I was just looking for something.
19:43 And it's just like the original just refused to pop up.
19:45 It was all people shitty edits.
19:48 And, you know, they put like a, you know, DJ
19:51 Nut Gobbler does like a fucking soundtrack behind it or something.
19:54 You know, more and more videos getting uploaded to the Internet every day.
19:57 Getting harder and harder.
19:57 Thousand songs per day on Spotify.
20:00 Oh yeah. It's harder than ever.
20:02 That's how many people upload on Spotify.
20:04 That's that's the number.
20:06 And that's it's harder than ever to become a rock star.
20:08 Crazy. How hard is it
20:10 if you're like a new artist to get on the Spotify?
20:13 Like, is it the same as starting a podcast and getting on to Apple?
20:17 Do you just need like some cover art and like a song or two?
20:20 Oh, yeah. Yeah. There's no other prerequisites.
20:22 Not that I'm aware of.
20:23 No, I think it's just like what we do. Interesting.
20:26 You don't need an album release or anything.
20:29 You think so? It's harder than ever.
20:31 I mean, for what anybody can make music now,
20:35 you know, just at their house on a computer.
20:37 I think anything else because, you know, everyone says
20:39 that like the best time to be in the creative space is now
20:41 because you could upload anything like you just said, Dave. Yeah.
20:44 But the catch 22 to that is it has made like so, you know,
20:49 we want to talk about a needle in a haystack.
20:51 Yeah, you're getting buried.
20:52 That's a lot of haystacks. That's that's just it.
20:55 It's it's it's wild to like the.
21:00 It's so algorithm driven, too.
21:04 And like artists don't like it, they fucking hate it
21:07 because it's like what like you're you're a slave to shit
21:09 outside your control, you know?
21:11 Well, you watch it. Do you watch your show, Barry?
21:13 No. Yeah. Have you seen that?
21:15 Like that a funny episode where like they did a streaming show
21:20 and like rave reviews, like everyone loved it.
21:23 But then it's like they just the algorithm didn't pick it up.
21:26 Yeah. And like they're I don't know the way they went about it.
21:30 And like explain like, well, you're actually not great with like this demo,
21:32 but you get with this thing, like, you know, all this data
21:35 that's just all artificial fucking not bullshit, but not right.
21:40 You know, from the horse's mouth, not from people's mouths, I guess.
21:43 You know, and like what you put out could not even be that good or funny,
21:47 but it'll still catch the algorithm.
21:49 And it's like, is that really a success? Right.
21:51 Because I saw some of that Spudter tech video.
21:54 Well, you know, it wasn't horrible.
21:56 No, but it wasn't a horrible video.
21:58 That's what happened, though.
21:59 It wasn't five hundred thousand downloads. Good. Yeah. Right. Yeah.
22:03 I guess the goal is you're like best work to hit the algorithm.
22:07 Yeah. Yeah. Like you're proud of it and people are seeing it.
22:09 Actually, I want to I want to get into that a little more.
22:11 But before we do, I want to talk about Portillo's nice sweatshirt, Danny.
22:15 Thank you. Just got it today. Got it today.
22:17 It's a good one. What it says, Portillo's.
22:19 I still see you got the little L sticker on them.
22:22 That's embarrassing. Large. Why do you have that there?
22:24 I don't know. I just literally put it on.
22:25 See, that's one of the things you're talking about.
22:27 If that happened to me, I'll hold it.
22:29 Yeah, you're right, Dave. You're right.
22:32 Listen, Portillo's, you guys know the drill by now
22:35 and a Chicago style hot dogs, Italian beefs, all the classics.
22:37 It was wild. Someone sent me a sent us a picture like, hey,
22:42 decided to listen to you guys. Got my first Portillo's.
22:45 It was awesome. Everything has cracked up to me.
22:48 It's wild to me just being in Chicago and realizing that Portillo's is so
22:52 like mainstream now and people are having it for the first time,
22:55 which is really pretty cool.
22:56 So we're kind of here to help you guys out if you want to know anything about
22:59 Portillo's. Yeah. Send me your send me your pictures of your beef, wet, hot,
23:03 cheese, fried coke. That's what you get. Yeah, that's the order.
23:06 I mean, like literally just rule of thumb, like we always talk about,
23:09 you can just get a dark board and get anything because everything is good there.
23:12 The entire menu is awesome. Their burgers are awesome.
23:14 Their chocolate cake is outstanding.
23:16 We saw the chocolate cake shake video a couple of weeks ago.
23:20 The entire menu, if you're looking to go, the salad are out.
23:24 Chopped salad is the best salad on the planet. You're right.
23:26 And the inside is so cool.
23:28 I'm willing to pull a Steven Glanzberg even there alone. Just beyond beyond.
23:31 Just listen to the music. Gaze up at the, uh, the top balconies. Yeah.
23:36 Maybe, maybe decide mid meal that I'm going to get a milkshake after. Yeah,
23:39 yeah, yeah, yeah. We were talking about making that a bet one day.
23:41 See whoever loses the bat.
23:43 They have to just stand up in the rafters or Portillo's for a whole day and just,
23:47 and just be like a fake statue or in the model car. Yeah, exactly.
23:52 You just can't move. And people just be like, dude,
23:54 I think that guy's real up there. Could you imagine that?
23:56 I saw him blink. Yeah. Be so funny. Uh,
23:59 visit your local Portillo's or go to Portillo's.com to order your Chicago dog
24:02 for pickup or delivery. Portillo's. It always sounds good. Um,
24:05 it does sound good right now. It does. It does.
24:08 I saw someone having this argument though, where you say,
24:11 if people watch it, even if it's not funny,
24:13 do you agree with this thought process? Like where it doesn't matter.
24:17 We're just in the views getting game. Like if it's positive or negative,
24:22 you, your objective is to give you, so it doesn't matter.
24:26 I mean, if, if, if you are like us and that is your job,
24:29 like if you are getting paid to be a content creator, yeah,
24:32 the views matter at the end of the day. But if you are someone, I don't know,
24:36 if you're not getting paid to do it, you would want people to see your best stuff.
24:40 Right. But in, but yeah, but like for us,
24:45 like we were putting out so much stuff, it's not all going to be amazing.
24:48 So you hope that even if it's not as amazing, it balances out by,
24:52 but it hit the algorithm and got all these views,
24:54 which led us to all these subscribers.
24:55 So there's always like a winning aspect of it,
24:58 even if it's not necessarily what you want showcased in the algorithm.
25:02 But there are so many people who just get views cause they're like fuck heads.
25:06 Oh yeah. The shock clicks,
25:09 shock clicks or the people who are, I mean,
25:11 nowadays it happens a lot where people just find a cause or they find a
25:16 party and then just latch to it. And then they just suck the tit off of,
25:21 you know, that crown. You know what I mean? T.
25:24 Thank you. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like that, that happens all the time.
25:28 So it's necessarily like, Oh, you're just kind of pandering to,
25:31 but it's also like if you do that, you're not guaranteed to hit the algorithm.
25:35 Yeah. So it always is.
25:37 Can somebody even explain to me what an algorithm is?
25:40 We all know it's important. We all know it exists. What the fuck is it?
25:44 I don't know. It's just a video that, I mean, in our sense of saying,
25:49 algorithm means more than just videos, but they get something where they,
25:52 they curate what people are watching.
25:54 Yeah. If you're like abiding by those platforms rules,
25:57 they will help you and push you into the algorithm or the explore page.
26:01 So more people can see you.
26:03 The goal is to like reach outside of your audience. Yes.
26:05 That's what the algorithm does. Otherwise only your followers are seeing it.
26:09 Yeah. It's not going to really increase.
26:11 Yeah. Like they keep putting you on the sidebar of people's YouTubes. Right.
26:15 Where people are like, ah, I'll give that a click. I'll check it out.
26:17 Or you're automatically the next video to be played. Yes. That's a good,
26:21 that's a good spot to be. It's a good spot to be. Um, those free,
26:26 those free views. Yeah. How did this get on? Yeah.
26:30 You said you had something, uh, Danny. Yeah. Yeah.
26:33 I'm glad Dave is here for this too. So, um, street cleaning season.
26:38 Sometimes I'll be a little late to move my car in the morning and I won't see a
26:43 ticket on there. I'm like, Oh, I beat that one.
26:47 Then a week later you get the digital email that you did get a ticket.
26:51 So you walk out there thinking you're Scott free. Like, Oh, I did it. Uh,
26:55 the street cleaner didn't come yet. I was,
26:57 even though I was 30 minutes late and you're all happy and relieved only to find
27:01 out that you aren't, it shouldn't be like that.
27:04 I should be getting to my car and be like, yes, I made it with no, you know,
27:08 anxiety about, Oh, am I getting a hundred dollar ticket right now?
27:11 Bring back the paper tickets and the paper tickets only. I agree. Yeah.
27:15 I don't have anything to add. That's the worst. It's such a letdown.
27:18 It really is. I'm on like three different payment plans right now.
27:22 I think with the city, with the city for tickets. Yeah.
27:24 What are you making tickets on? Speed cameras? Uh, yeah.
27:27 But if you don't pay them,
27:28 they double and triple and then they put you on the boot list and when you're on
27:32 the boot list, they find you had, they find you. Yeah.
27:35 You've got booted what? Three times?
27:36 Twa twice, twice. You got to have the private boot though.
27:43 That was the, I wanted to kill that guy on the site. I really did.
27:46 What's the, what's the difference with the private boot? So this is,
27:49 I was at the intersection of division street and Damon.
27:51 This is why I lived in Ukrainian village. I got off this one.
27:53 I was working nine to five or whatever. So it was like five 20 in the afternoon.
27:57 I run to, I needed to get liquor.
28:00 I think I was going to a white Sox tailgate.
28:02 It was the middle of summer. I remember. Um,
28:04 I stopped at a liquor store by my house. It was cash only.
28:07 So I go across the street. I was in their parking lot, uh, run to the ATM,
28:11 take cash out and get back in. There's a boot on my car.
28:13 And it's cause I left the premises that they want to take it off. I'm like,
28:16 you don't understand. I'm going to get cash to go in here.
28:19 And I'm like, sorry, you left the bank.
28:20 And the guy was like keeping 20 feet from me the whole time and backing up.
28:23 And I started calling him a cunt and everything.
28:25 I actually put the video on Twitter. I was, I was outraged.
28:30 You're going to get Brit McHenry. Oh, I called him a cunt right to his face.
28:35 Told him to get a fucking job.
28:37 I, I, the Brit McHenry thing. Yeah.
28:39 I don't exactly remember what she said, so I'm not going to pick her car up from
28:44 a tow lot and was like going in on the, Oh yeah, she got,
28:47 she made a real personal, but I think like people on the internet,
28:52 commenters, blah, blah, blah.
28:54 That's the thing they could actually empathize with most. Like, Oh,
28:58 I am a furious person whenever someone gives me a ticket for no reason or a
29:02 wrongful boot on my car. Yeah.
29:05 But you can't tell the guys like a little wife and shit. No,
29:09 I was getting my money's worth. But like if you are, if you are just enraged,
29:13 if you're enraged on the scene, I don't think people are like, Oh,
29:16 like you're acting out of line. It's not that big of a deal. Yeah.
29:20 Dave, it's not, you're not fucking looping.
29:22 Ella talking to Angel Hernandez getting their money's worth of her.
29:24 Oh, I got my money's worth. Oh, you can look at the video. It's still up there.
29:28 So what's the private boot private boot.
29:31 Is that guy he worked for that company?
29:33 Oh, he used to be in a boot from a private company. Yeah. So like,
29:35 whereas like the city, they do it if like tickets stack up,
29:38 like these private lots,
29:39 they'll just like have a patroller and they throw it on like right away.
29:42 Have you had someone on dog walk before? Does that? Yeah. No, I haven't actually.
29:47 Cause that was just a meet us. So do they know the address of your work and
29:52 everything? I mean, truthfully, I think they might.
29:55 I think they might. Oh, and the worst part about getting booted,
29:58 not necessarily the worst part,
30:00 but it's just like an extra flick in the nuts is they put a sticker on your
30:03 window that you need a razor blade to scrape off. Oh yeah. That sucks.
30:07 That sucks. Yeah. Truthfully, the private boot doesn't make any sense.
30:12 They want you to leave. Like they don't like,
30:14 why would they want to keep you there and like have your parking?
30:17 It's a fucking scam money making.
30:21 Why did you have to pay them right away to get on the spot? Yeah. Taking off.
30:24 Damn. How much was it today? Like a hundred bucks. Something. I don't know.
30:28 Damn dude. It's so annoying. If I'm the boot guy, I'm like,
30:32 I probably wouldn't even put the boot on and be like, Hey, pay me.
30:35 That was the thing. I was walking back into the store and I didn't notice.
30:39 He booted it. So he's calling me. He's like, excuse me, excuse me.
30:42 Is this your car? I'm like, yeah, yeah. And he's like, is this your car?
30:45 I'm like, yeah. And I'm like holding the door open. He's like,
30:48 I had to put a boot on it. I'm like, why'd you have to put a boot on?
30:50 He's like, you parked, you're not allowed to. I'm like,
30:53 this is parking for the liquor store, right? He's like, yeah,
30:55 you left the premises. I'm like,
30:56 I'd go get cash to spend it at the liquor store. Well, to be fair, Dave,
31:00 a lot of people have probably pulled that thing. I was walking into the store.
31:03 He saw me walking into the store and he didn't see that.
31:07 And he called me that there was no excuse me. Is this your car?
31:09 Is this your car? And every time I would walk him, he would just keep like,
31:13 I don't know, from here to the TV distance. But you know, he was huge too.
31:17 He would have fucking stopped me if he wanted to.
31:19 Like that's definitely a thing where people do the fake.
31:23 Uh, I'm going to that store after, you know what I mean?
31:29 Yeah. Like that's what I went to. Uh, I was over by Rosemont the other day.
31:33 And if you've been to like the all state,
31:36 like there's a target right across from the street and I always wondered how
31:39 many people, how did the park? Yeah.
31:40 How do they stop people from just parking at the target?
31:43 But we went in the back, like the pine target,
31:46 there was just five tow truck drivers just waiting.
31:49 Just ready to say that someone's full time job for those downtown.
31:52 A hundred percent. Someone definitely like probably just, Oh, he was sitting,
31:55 he was sitting in a suburban. Yeah. Just sitting in the parking lot with a
31:58 suburban. Oh yeah. So yeah. I was like, dude,
32:00 someone probably just target. In fact, I would drive by all the time afterwards.
32:04 I haven't in a while, but, and see the car just sitting in there. Really?
32:07 I think about going and getting a dozen eggs and just launching them from across
32:10 the street. Nailing them. Yeah.
32:12 I think the move is to go into the store of the parking lot you're actually
32:17 parked in and then walk out. So like walking to the liquor store first,
32:20 then that's what I did. You walked into the liquor store first.
32:23 Oh wow. I thought you went to the, and, and he even said,
32:28 so he it's a mini Mart. I actually,
32:31 I think it's quickie Mart with like a K like the Simpsons, but the,
32:36 he even said, so I, I,
32:38 there's a bank right directly next to this liquor store and then there's a chase
32:41 across the street. I went to the chase to avoid the ATM fees and shit.
32:44 And he said, he's like, you could have gone to this bank. I'm like, that's,
32:46 I have chased bank and that's off the premises. Anyways,
32:49 it wouldn't have mattered per your fucked up rules.
32:52 I'm getting pissed. You know, it's crazy. I know how much you love,
32:57 uh, cash only places, cash only. It's fine.
33:01 But if you're going to be cash only have an ATM in your place. Totally.
33:04 I agree with that. A hundred percent of the time. I'm with you.
33:06 Sometimes the place I go to get my haircut, cash only,
33:08 they don't got an ATM.
33:09 So I have to go to the gas station and pay the $3 fee every time.
33:12 That's crazy. It's a problem. I agree. Yeah, I agree. Um,
33:17 I had something to say. I'm having a bad brain day.
33:20 I'm fucking all over the barstool chief. Yeah. I'm just,
33:23 how drunk was he in Athens? He was pretty drunk. Yeah.
33:27 He's a, he's a lightweight. Yeah. We can't handle himself.
33:30 It was a weird weekend ago because we, uh, we,
33:34 we went in there, they were away.
33:37 The game was in Jacksonville and they were on fall break.
33:40 Yeah. That's what you're saying. So it was like kind of quiet. Yeah.
33:43 But it was cool. It was fun time.
33:44 Not everyone to get in that fall break. Right.
33:47 Uh, we used when I was in college, when I first started,
33:50 we had a whole break of things the whole week of Thanksgiving off.
33:53 And then I think my last two years,
33:55 I switched it to half and half.
33:58 So you got like a couple of days in October and then you just got that Wednesday,
34:03 Thursday, Friday.
34:04 Yeah. That's how it was for Thanksgiving. We,
34:07 my college schedule was a blessing and a curse.
34:12 It was a curse because we got out of school like mid June, like June 15th.
34:15 And, but we had six weeks off for winter. We,
34:19 we are all from Thanksgiving through the new year every year.
34:21 And it was awesome that you lived on campus and everything.
34:24 All we did was drink five nights a week. Is that called, is that trimester?
34:27 It's called a D term, December term. Yeah. Cause we were on trimesters.
34:30 So that's how that like DePaul has a crazy long break too. Yeah.
34:34 But don't you go through like June or something? Yeah.
34:36 So I said we, we got out of school in June every year. That kind of sucks.
34:40 Yeah, it did.
34:41 But it was different for me cause like I went to school so close that all my
34:45 friends that got out of college would just come hang out a few miles away,
34:48 like whenever. And when they would go to college,
34:52 that's when I would do a lot of my road trips cause I started school way later
34:56 too. Sneaky. You had an awesome setup. Yeah, I did.
35:00 I was two hours from like every fucking school on earth. No, but no,
35:03 the great setup was you didn't have to move back home during summer and
35:08 everything. Right. If I wanted to. That was like,
35:12 I, if you would've asked my high school friends, I bet you,
35:16 they would've said that I would have been the one to go the farthest from home
35:18 for college. And I ended up going the closest to home, obviously.
35:22 And like you were saying, like laundry in the dorms,
35:24 I didn't have to deal with that. If I wanted to see my parents, I could,
35:28 I didn't have to, but like getting a home cooked meal or whatever,
35:31 or my parents had come to downtown there for which is five minutes away. It was,
35:35 it was, that's correct. I was saying,
35:37 I don't know if you were there when I was having that conversation with him on
35:39 the stream Sunday, but he must've been a nightmare to do laundry with him.
35:43 Why do you say that? Cause he would just leave his shit.
35:45 Like he's definitely as a guy who would just leave his shit.
35:48 That's not true though. I'm a neat freak. Like it's yeah, but you're,
35:51 you're, you're, you're a forgetful Phil.
35:53 You pay the price if you, if you would slack in a college laundry though,
35:57 people's put your shit on another washer.
36:00 A hundred percent they will. I'd be worried about getting my shit stolen.
36:02 I never really had to deal with that. I know that's crazy.
36:05 No, what I really mean is the worst realization in college is like your
36:10 freshman year you go in here for the first time. Like you,
36:13 there is no governor when it comes to where you could drink and when he could
36:17 drink or whatever. And you go back and you're still only 19.
36:21 Like you're not, you got to start. Yeah. And you're living at home and it's like,
36:24 fuck, we got to find spots to drink again. Yeah. You know, like my parents,
36:27 like just cause we're in colleges. I mean like it's like,
36:30 like it's more acceptable, right? But they still don't want to be hosted.
36:33 No more candy for breakfast. Yeah, exactly. So that was always bad.
36:37 Like I remember going over winter break just up to my friend's house at
36:40 Northern during break just cause there was shelter to drink at, you know?
36:43 And that's what I'm saying. Like you had, yeah. That's, that's what it was.
36:48 Yeah. All my high school friends would come to April every night. Yeah.
36:51 Yeah. No, no revving up the garage heater. Yeah, exactly. That's a crazy,
36:56 a demoted or losing.
36:58 They all had plenty of fun nights at the bro pad.
37:02 Like just your buddies in with like Iowa or Wisconsin. Yeah. Yeah.
37:06 No, that's actually a huge, they all know,
37:08 like all my college and high school friends are like pretty much friends
37:11 because of that. Yeah. No, that's a bro. Pad brings people together. True. Yeah,
37:16 it did. There was, um, yeah,
37:21 it's, I keep saying to pull it up, but this is pre-recorded. Um,
37:26 eight Oh five North Columbia is the address in Naperville. You can, if you,
37:30 I mean, obviously it's, you're gonna have people visiting like the home alone
37:34 house. Maybe, but it's like, nice now.
37:38 Aren't you buy it? They, it's sold for like a half million. Oh really? Yeah.
37:42 Look it up on Zillow and it's like all completely redone. We fucking, I mean,
37:47 you've seen the pictures of the bug zapper in the basement, Ed. Yeah.
37:49 Oh yeah. Got to get those fucking fireflies out of there.
37:54 They probably, they probably lower the price. Like trying to sell a haunted house.
37:57 I would love to, cause there was a, there's a picture there. You can see it.
38:00 There's a crawl space in the basement that we had a poster over that.
38:04 Anytime the cops would come,
38:05 we pop open this crawl space and everybody would get in it and pack in as many
38:09 as we could and then put the poster back over it. And, um,
38:13 we would throw all sorts of shit in there.
38:15 And I know we didn't clean it out when we got out of there.
38:17 I would love to know large Cedar faces when they clean that, that place out.
38:21 Just an avalanche of grizzly winter green. All sorts of shit.
38:24 Probably fucking come rags in there. Oh, Dave,
38:28 that's all sorts of shit. That's naughty. He's not disposing of his comrades.
38:33 That's fucked up. Got to flush those. Uh,
38:37 I dude, I've like really never been to Naperville.
38:40 It's a fun time. The downtown area reminds me of it's just like old town.
38:47 So for a small school, that's why they do so well in every sport.
38:50 It's like you actually had some good location. Yeah. Oh yeah.
38:54 You're right by a Andy's frozen custard.
38:56 Don't you ever walk there and get a custard? Uh, that was afterwards,
39:00 but I have been there. Yeah. Damn. I only grew up five minutes from all this too.
39:04 We should do like a positive video about Naperville. That's
39:08 you guys would want to do that.
39:13 Which is positive. That'd be great. They're always,
39:15 they're the stereotypical suburb that gets bashed. What are you from?
39:18 Naperville are always using Naperville.
39:20 So I recorded a video with, um, so I, where I grew up,
39:25 if I would have grown up not even a quarter mile down the street,
39:28 I would have gone to Naperville North high school.
39:30 So I know Naperville North high school well because of my proximity,
39:33 my whole life growing to it, um, going to it growing up.
39:37 And one of the kids I interviewed at Loyola, he's one of their starting five,
39:40 he's a Naperville North kid. And I started the interview. I'm like, Oh,
39:43 local boy, Chicago. Like, what's it like to be a hometown kid? You know,
39:47 being from Chicago rep and he's like, Oh, I love it. You know,
39:50 I love representing my city. I'm like, you're not from Chicago, man.
39:52 You're from fucking Naperville. And he was like, Oh yeah. And he was like,
39:55 all of them. It was funny. Yeah, it was good. Damn. Yeah.
40:00 Danny actually saw that. But, um, but yeah,
40:03 that's the most stereotypical suburb. Yeah. If I'm from Naperville,
40:06 I'm probably lying and just saying another suburb.
40:08 At this point you have to, I don't know. Barrington's probably one B.
40:13 It's Barrington, Schaumburg, Naperville. You think Schaumburg is Schaumburg.
40:17 Oh yeah, definitely. But what are,
40:19 but Barrington it's richer than Naperville, right? Wealthier. Yeah,
40:23 I believe so. Yeah. It's probably, probably pretty close. It's, it's very,
40:27 I mean, Naperville is so big. It's got like a couple of batteries to it,
40:30 but like if you're from Naperville, typically you have money. Okay. Dude,
40:35 I love that idea. Doing some positive press for Naperville.
40:37 Naperville tour. I'll show you guys that entire city.
40:42 You guys want to go to old Maine?
40:43 You gotta be like the villain around Naperville.
40:45 There was one cop that fucking, he,
40:48 the Naperville cops sound like a nightmare. Oh, it was, it was, I mean, there's,
40:53 obviously there's not crime, crime. Exactly. They have nothing better.
40:57 But there's the college right there. And so what else are they going to do?
41:01 All right. Jaywalking tickets.
41:03 There was one cop. He gave me, I think three different drinking tickets.
41:07 He would just like put his hands like again, man, you again, Williams.
41:10 Damn. Just a little bit. Then look at the Naperville police cars.
41:13 They looked like they don't fuck around with the little white sides. Yeah.
41:15 There's one little panel. Yeah. Wow. We're going to Naperville.
41:20 You guys, it gets made fun of,
41:23 but you guys would be like this is a actual good college town.
41:26 You guys would be shocked at college town. I don't think I'll be walking around
41:30 from Naperville being like, Oh, this looks like, it smells like madness.
41:33 Drinking wine cooler. Not kidding. I'm not, sorry.
41:36 But like division three standards,
41:38 you'll understand why they dominate in every sport.
41:40 I've told you I want to go to the Lantern. You'll love the Lantern.
41:43 You love the Lantern.
41:45 Yeah. Naperville's got like the best downtown area of the suburbs, right?
41:47 I mean, that I've been to, I guess Arlington Heights has a good one now.
41:51 It's time to bring back the good name of Naperville.
41:53 We should be. We should be using Barrington.
41:57 I feel like everyone I met. Yeah.
41:58 We'll find the ladies who like made beanie babies big.
42:00 Oh, yeah. Like chat with them. I know them.
42:02 So it's the positive press toward an academy.
42:06 That's that's Dave Sobolewski.
42:08 Yeah, that's his mom.
42:10 This is all about shot. I'm so blessed.
42:11 Yeah, this is all about
42:14 shining a good light on the.
42:16 I think I'm going to Naperville. Yeah.
42:18 But we actually fucked up hard because we were just too busy.
42:21 But our our realtor like had like a 10 million dollar house.
42:26 She wanted us to watch the Bears game in
42:28 and she was trying to like get some press on it.
42:30 And we were going to do it.
42:31 It was realtor.
42:32 I like my days. We got someone and and
42:35 she like legitimately like the most expensive house in Naperville was there.
42:40 I looked it up. Yeah, it was it was a mansion.
42:43 Yes. Awesome.
42:44 And she's like, yeah, be cool if you guys want to watch a Bears game here.
42:46 So we're like, yeah, I'm like, yeah, we'll do that.
42:48 But he got sold like after week three.
42:50 So we just didn't have time to do it.
42:52 That would be the opposite.
42:53 We're trying to do is go in the nicest, busiest house.
42:56 We're in Naperville, obviously.
42:58 It'll be in two videos, you know, like a little separate one.
43:01 Damn, we boys are about to go to Naperville, dude.
43:03 It's going to be a movie. Are you excited?
43:06 I go back like every year, once a year or so.
43:09 That's it. Yeah.
43:11 People, I mean, to downtown Naperville.
43:13 I feel like people was pictured as every movie, Pleasantville, Toby McGuire.
43:18 Yeah, yeah. That's how they picture Naperville.
43:21 Yeah. Like it's there in the 70s.
43:23 They're all, hey, Karen.
43:24 Hey, Bob, how you doing today?
43:26 Yeah. I've also heard great things about
43:28 to St. Charles, where Ryan's from, I've never been there.
43:31 Downtown St. Charles is a great downtown.
43:33 It's also right on the river, the Fox River.
43:35 So the DuPage River is a little small, a little like it's a river,
43:39 but it's like a glorified stream.
43:41 Fox Rivers were downtown St. Charles.
43:43 There's a lot to do out there. It's a lot of fun.
43:44 Really? Yeah, it's a lot of fun.
43:46 Yeah. Never. Yeah. A lot of fun.
43:48 We would actually get bored in April here and there and just go to downtown
43:51 St. Charles. Really? Yeah.
43:53 And then northern because northern was only like 30 minutes away.
43:56 We would go to northern a lot.
43:58 We should do a video series just highlighting every suburb.
44:01 See what they got to offer.
44:04 I mean, the problem is like a lot of are very similar.
44:08 Yeah. You know, like if we went down, Randall went down, Randall
44:12 route, go down Randall Road and just count all the chilies.
44:15 Like that's just like it's what it is in the suburbs.
44:18 A lot of chain eating. Yeah, exactly.
44:21 I do disagree a little bit, though.
44:25 I think the North Shore North Suburbs has its own character.
44:29 I'd say the West Suburbs as well in the South Suburbs.
44:32 Well, that's what I had Marco on two weeks ago.
44:34 And he was like, you know what? I got to come on, say it.
44:37 He's like Western suburbs are so much better than the North Shore suburbs.
44:40 Where's he from? He's Hinsdale area.
44:43 I thought that's where. Yeah, that's like up by me.
44:45 Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's all like.
44:47 Yeah. Hinsdale's money, money, too.
44:49 Yeah. I haven't really spent a ton of time in the
44:51 the Western suburbs, I guess. Yeah, me neither.
44:55 It's like you've said that.
44:56 And I remember you telling me you had a wedding a few years ago in Oak Brook,
44:59 which is like the exact halfway point for me from the city. Yeah. And
45:03 it's not far.
45:06 No. Yeah, I it's not far.
45:07 I've spent time in Oak Brook, but not really.
45:10 Like time when I sit down, I mean, I went to like the mall,
45:13 you know, so nothing crazy.
45:15 Like I would either go to Oak Brook, Yorktown or Fox Valley.
45:19 Yeah. I'd switch. Yeah. I don't know.
45:22 But like we growing up, like I would drive out in summer nights at 9 p.m.
45:26 We'd get bored and drive to Johnny's and shit.
45:28 Yeah. And I mean, at night it only would take us 20 minutes.
45:33 Yeah. Johnny's. That was nice.
45:34 This is like one of the last weeks we have in the old office.
45:36 I've typed to my GPS is 14 minutes from the old the new office.
45:40 I was midnight, but I was nice home.
45:43 Yeah, because the exits right there. Yeah. Yeah. Beautiful.
45:46 Beautiful. All right, then we could wrap this up.
45:50 You guys got anything else?
45:52 I think that's it. Suburban tour coming soon. Yeah.
45:54 I actually do want to take you guys in April.
45:56 You guys will have a good time.
45:57 I've always wanted to go to the Lancer.
45:59 So you would parlayed you and I also would sincerely like it.
46:04 Really? Yeah. It's perfect.
46:06 I far. Let's do it.
46:07 I mean, OK, everybody, thank you for listening.
46:10 Thank you for watching.
46:11 That's it for today. We'll be back tomorrow.
46:13 We'll see you then.
46:14 Well.
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