He's a stuntman, and like everyone in the stunt community, he gets blown up, shot, crashed, thrown through windows and dropped from the highest of heights, all for our entertainment.
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00:00 [MACHINE GUN FIRE]
00:01 In three, two, one.
00:06 Action.
00:07 [EXPLOSION]
00:10 [EXPLOSION]
00:13 [EXPLOSION]
00:14 Yeah!
00:15 So good.
00:16 Good, good, good.
00:17 (SINGING) Shot to the heart, and you're too late.
00:20 Darling, you need love, a bad night.
00:24 Anyone but him.
00:25 I didn't approve him.
00:26 You know that.
00:27 You are literally the last person on Earth I want to see.
00:29 [CLAP]
00:30 Slap the shit out of you.
00:31 I really could.
00:32 And I'm open to that in a safer environment.
00:34 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:37 You've been a ghost.
00:39 No phone call, no text.
00:42 It's not like I didn't want to apologize.
00:43 You don't have to explain anything.
00:45 It was just a fling.
00:47 So how have you been?
00:49 God, I hate that thumbs up, stunt guy stuff.
00:52 I'm the director.
00:53 We're going to set this man on fire.
00:55 You're a stunt guy.
00:56 We need to keep it super professional.
00:58 Professional's my middle name.
00:59 You said your middle name was Danger.
01:01 (SINGING) You can't blow away the pain.
01:04 What have we do, boss?
01:06 Really?
01:07 Yeah.
01:08 Holstered that.
01:09 Yeah, it's holstered. It's done.
01:10 Forget-- you never saw it.
01:13 Tom Ryder, the biggest action star on the planet, is missing.
01:18 We need to bring him back.
01:20 Jodie's movie is dead.
01:22 Why me?
01:23 You're a stunt man.
01:24 Nobody's going to notice you.
01:25 That's your job.
01:26 No offense.
01:27 I mean, some take it.
01:29 You find Ryder, save Jodie's film,
01:32 you get the love of your life back.
01:34 I'm not the hero.
01:35 I'm just the double.
01:36 Not today, you're not.
01:37 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:39 (SINGING) Shot through the heart.
01:41 Tom, we really need you back on set, pal.
01:43 [BEEPING]
01:45 [CLICKING]
01:47 (SINGING) We're drawn to fate.
01:49 Here we go, we're playing a game.
01:55 [KNOCKING]
01:56 Hurry up.
01:57 Dead body on ice.
01:59 He was so dead, Gail.
02:00 He was super dead.
02:03 He's got himself involved with some shady people.
02:06 I had no choice.
02:10 I had to do some Jason Bourne shit.
02:12 (SINGING) Oh, shot through the heart.
02:16 They were trying to kill me.
02:18 And not in a fun way.
02:20 You ready to play?
02:22 Yeah, man.
02:23 It's too dangerous.
02:24 Gotta be stairs.
02:26 Oh, Gail, Gail.
02:27 What happened to your face?
02:31 You look terrible.
02:32 You look amazing.
02:33 (SINGING) You give love.
02:35 You fall down, you get right back up.
02:37 How far would you go for the one that you love?
02:40 (SINGING) You give love.
02:42 I'll buy you a drink when this is over.
02:43 Pardon?
02:44 Engage your core.
02:45 (SINGING) You give love.
02:46 Yeah, boy.
02:47 Stunt.
02:48 (SINGING) You give love.
02:50 You give love.
02:51 Let's do it later.
02:52 Want to go to a beach somewhere?
02:53 Drink a spicy margarita.
02:54 Make some bad decisions.
02:55 Yes.
02:56 [music playing]
02:58 (SINGING) Oh, shot through the heart.
03:03 And you're to blame.
03:06 [sighs]
03:07 (sighing)
03:09 (dramatic music)