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00:00 So, what'll it be for the special lady? Jewelry?
00:03 Or what about a perky little puppy?
00:05 Oops, sorry, looks like that one expired.
00:08 Or how about a Venus flytrap corsage?
00:11 And what girl doesn't love chocolate-covered cockroaches?
00:16 Or, if all of that doesn't get you twitterpated, try one of our custom headstones for size.
00:29 I've got something for everyone. I've helped hundreds find true love.
00:33 But alas, there's none for me.
00:36 Excuse me, I have something in my eye.
00:39 Oh yes, I remember this order.
00:46 But if it is the secret admirer you're looking for, I'm afraid I can't help you.
00:49 I've never actually met him. He places all his orders with my delivery boy.
00:53 And he won't be back for another...
00:55 Oh, well, trim my beard, there he is now.
00:59 You two, you've got a lot of nerve coming here.
01:02 Oh my, what was that all about?
01:05 Well, that's my last delivery for tonight, boss. I'm going to hit this sack. Night!
01:11 Psst, excuse me, Garland.
01:15 You wouldn't mind doing just one more flight this evening, would you?
01:18 What?
01:19 These two chaps here are on a quest for love.
01:22 Could you escort them back to the gentleman who's been placing all his orders?
01:25 Excuse me, did you hear me? I never want to see those two vermin again!
01:30 Oh, but Carlton, this isn't about you and them.
01:33 This is about...
01:34 Love makes the world go round.
01:37 Love pumps hearts up and down.
01:39 Take a chance to romance.
01:41 Love!
01:44 Enough already.
01:45 Yeesh, fine, I'll help.
01:47 Just spare me the whole song and dance.
01:49 Let's get this party started.
01:52 Give me that card.
01:55 Oh yeah, I remember this bum.
01:57 All right, give me up, vermin.
01:58 We're off to find your Romeo.
02:00 And when I get back, I expect a race.
02:03 Well, at least someone will find love tonight.
02:08 Wakey, wakey, boys. We're here.
02:14 Did you come alone?
02:16 The thorns were a big hit, but this time I really outdone myself.
02:20 Hey!
02:22 You three have fun sorting this one out.
02:24 Arrivederci!
02:26 Okay, let's get this over with.
02:29 For the last time, I do not have goo goo eyes for Hildy.
02:33 She's been getting meaner by the minute, and I'm not going to let her get away with this.
02:37 I'm going to have to get her back.
02:39 I do not have goo goo eyes for Hildy.
02:41 She's been getting meaner by the minute, and I thought a bit of love would help soften her up.
02:45 And boy did it.
02:47 Now she's addicted to love, and if I don't keep this charade up, it'll crush her.
02:51 Everybody deserves to feel loved, even a witch like Hildy.
02:56 Oh, Thomas' little escapade was a total loss.
03:04 I'll never know my mystery man.
03:06 There, there, Hildy dear.
03:09 Well, what's that?
03:11 What?
03:13 Will you be my valentine?
03:16 My cuddly baby boo!
03:19 Okay, we got the point.
03:29 Paid out already.
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