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00:00 Come in!
00:01 Die!
00:04 What's this? A temporal storm?
00:09 What's happening?
00:12 Somehow the past is being changed and the time stream is realigning.
00:15 As soon as the time stream is realigned, you and your world will cease to exist.
00:19 It begins with a time traveler from the 21st century.
00:23 We'll stop this plague, or die trying!
00:28 My beautiful virus!
00:30 Because of visible plague never infected mutants.
00:33 As a result, antibodies key to the future stabilization of the mutant genetic code were never created.
00:39 If our future is to survive, the mutant plague must occur.
00:42 What do I do?
00:44 To save my world, I have to help Apocalypse destroy a past one.
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01:45 She'll need everything! I gotta know what to do!
01:57 The mutant named Bishop remains the key.
02:00 Apocalypse's plague must occur so that our time can survive.
02:04 I can't help Apocalypse!
02:07 The logic is mathematically simple.
02:09 Millions must die in the past so that future billions may be born.
02:13 What's happening? Do something! Make it stop!
02:17 Tyler!
02:18 Help me, Dad!
02:20 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:23 Get me back there, now!
02:27 [COMPUTERIZED VOICE]
02:30 Here we go again.
02:41 Bishop?
02:42 I already know that part.
02:44 Who or what are you?
02:46 A time traveler, like you.
02:48 You can't stop the plague your way.
02:51 We've got to find a way.
02:52 Nobody gets in my way! I got a job to do.
02:55 And I can't let you do it.
02:58 This one's for the future!
03:04 I got no time for this.
03:07 The X-Men! They've got to be told the truth!
03:11 Computer, body slide by one to intercept Bishop.
03:20 [GRUNTING]
03:23 Who is that guy?
03:30 I don't want to hurt you, but I can't let you stop the plague.
03:34 The future, my future.
03:36 Idiot! I'm not going to stand by and let millions die.
03:40 If you don't, my future won't exist.
03:43 That's not my problem!
03:45 My future matters as much as yours!
03:49 [GRUNTING]
03:51 I wish there was some other way.
03:53 Save it for somebody who cares.
03:56 Where did that come from?
04:01 Bishop, you fool.
04:04 Wait! You don't understand what you're doing!
04:07 What's that?
04:09 I thought you all should see this.
04:11 City officials have begun the quarantine of mutants.
04:14 It's the only way to stop the plague!
04:16 Send them back to where they came from!
04:18 I've seen that man before.
04:20 He was at the mall when Trouble E was attacked.
04:22 Come on, let's go.
04:24 Computer, analyze for Bishop's aura residue.
04:26 Analysis maximization underway.
04:28 Aura trail confirmation.
04:30 Good.
04:32 Question. Why did you not destroy Bishop in the previous encounter?
04:36 I've seen too much killing in my life.
04:39 Bishop is only trying to help his people.
04:41 Illogical.
04:42 The needs of the many prevail over the needs of the few.
04:46 Destroy Bishop and your mission is accomplished.
04:49 I will, if I have to.
04:51 But not until I have to.
04:53 We interrupt our programming for this special report.
04:56 City officials have begun the quarantine of mutants
04:58 in an effort to control the mysterious illness sweeping the area.
05:02 The mayor has asked all citizens to cooperate
05:04 so that the quarantine can be conducted in an orderly manner.
05:07 Get rid of the mutants!
05:09 Some like that, and I'm on their side.
05:12 There's got to be someone away.
05:14 I can't do it.
05:34 Go home!
05:37 The plague isn't caused by mutants.
05:39 He's one of them. He's a mutant!
05:42 Don't make me hurt you.
05:46 I do not believe it. Cyclops, that mob is attacking Bishop.
05:56 Bishop? What's that time choccy doing back?
05:59 Look! On the roof! He's aiming at Bishop!
06:02 I'm sorry, Bishop.
06:06 Remember me, bright eyes?
06:08 You X-Men better stay out of this.
06:13 You don't know us very well.
06:16 Okay, mystery man, what you got against Bishop?
06:19 We've got to calm that mob down before somebody gets hurt.
06:29 I'll take care of Bishop.
06:32 Hey!
06:34 I'm sorry, Bishop.
06:45 Looks like you got everybody mad at you, rookie.
06:48 And one of them has a big gun.
06:50 It's time I lost that guy once and for all.
06:53 Oh, man!
06:57 Come on!
06:59 Scott!
07:05 Pretty good shot from way up there.
07:22 (Sword sound)
07:24 Mutant freaks! I'll show you how to stand up to...
07:45 Not today, friend.
07:47 (Scream)
07:50 (Metal sounds)
07:52 I don't need this.
08:19 (Door opens)
08:21 Computer, body slide to HQ, now!
08:24 Battle boy sure knows how to make an exit.
08:28 Looks like you got yourself a powerful enemy, rookie.
08:32 Why don't you fight your battles in your own time, Bishop?
08:34 You could have gotten a lot of people hurt.
08:36 I was trying to save lives, yours and millions in my future.
08:46 Good as the day it was made.
08:48 Computer, reference the X-Men.
08:52 I need to know what I'm up against.
08:54 They aren't the wimps I thought they were.
08:56 Name, Thaclops.
08:59 Field commander of the X-Men.
09:01 Mutant power, optic energy beams.
09:03 I know about him.
09:05 And Jean Grey. Continue.
09:07 Storm, second in command of the X-Men.
09:10 Ability to control the elements of nature.
09:12 Wolverine, possesses indestructible adamantium skeleton.
09:17 Mutant power, instantaneous healing and recovery.
09:20 Stop. Go back.
09:23 Computer, you've just given me an idea.
09:28 And saved the future.
09:30 Forever by him.
09:32 Do you claim to have proof that mutants don't carry this disease?
09:36 Indisputably.
09:37 Scientific analysis shows that the virus which causes this plague was created in a laboratory.
09:41 How does that prove mutants aren't carrying it?
09:43 It shows no sign of contact with mutant DNA.
09:46 But Dr. McCoy, what do you think about the way...
09:48 Ladies, gentlemen, I must testify.
09:50 Excuse me.
09:51 Something big's gonna come out on this plague story today.
09:54 A mutant scientist says he has proof it's not their fault.
09:57 The French humanity saves life.
09:59 Time to reach out and touch someone.
10:06 Beast, look out.
10:10 Looks like the party's already started.
10:13 Order!
10:14 Security, clear the chamber.
10:16 Hey!
10:27 Next time, try stealing candy from a baby.
10:30 Now, who's back?
10:36 I want another crack at that guy.
10:39 No, Wolverine. Focus on protecting Vision.
10:41 You protect him your way, I'll protect him mine.
10:45 How about a game of one-on-one?
10:48 Just you and me, pal.
10:50 Whatever you say, Wolverine.
10:52 But you'll lose.
10:54 What a bet.
10:55 You're pretty fast.
10:59 But a bit outdated.
11:01 Outdated?
11:02 Put me down, you freak!
11:07 You lousy mutant!
11:08 You cannot reason with closed minds.
11:11 Get Vision! We've got to get him out of here!
11:14 Enough, Bishop. Desist.
11:16 You have generated enough excitement for one day.
11:19 See what they've done?
11:22 Let the world see that mutants carry the plague!
11:26 Computer, body slide by two to HQ.
11:36 Now!
11:37 No, wait!
11:38 No, it can't be!
11:45 Get into the Blackbird!
11:51 What about Wolverine?
11:52 We've got a plague to stop.
11:54 Don't you guys ever use cars?
12:04 Let's just finish it here.
12:06 I'd love to.
12:08 But right now I need your help.
12:11 My help?
12:12 Now why should I help you?
12:14 Because Apocalypse is behind the techno-virus.
12:17 Apocalypse?
12:18 Yeah, right.
12:20 Teamed up with the Tooth Fairy.
12:22 I can't let you do that.
12:25 What did you think you were doing attacking Creed on national television?
12:32 Saving Beast's life.
12:34 Creed had some kind of a weapon.
12:36 I heard it go off when we were fighting, and then he got sick.
12:39 A viral weapon could be easily concealed.
12:42 I set the computer to record the broadcast from the committee hearing.
12:46 Computer, image scan mode.
12:48 Closer.
12:49 Stop!
12:50 What is it, June?
12:52 Are you worried about Wolverine?
12:54 I... I touched Cable's mind.
12:56 Who is he?
12:57 What's he really up to?
12:59 He's more important for the future... our future... than you could ever imagine.
13:05 Diabolically clever.
13:07 An ingenious delivery system for an airborne virus.
13:11 Creed infected himself trying to get to you.
13:13 You'll need treatment. Let's follow him.
13:16 Time to wake up, sleeping beauty.
13:18 What are you trying to do, drown me?
13:24 I've got more important things in mind.
13:26 Computer, access primitive power grid and effect electrotransport to coordinates outside Creed's Virginia headquarters.
13:33 Access completed.
13:35 Not again.
13:54 Go home.
13:56 June, see if you can locate Creed in the mansion.
14:03 Not in the mansion. Beneath it.
14:08 A secret laboratory. And something else is in there.
14:12 Something with incredible power.
14:14 June, what is it?
14:16 Hurry, Scott. Before it's too late.
14:19 Don't worry. We'll stop them.
14:23 Get us down to the lab.
14:25 Leave that to me.
14:27 I'm sick. I need help.
14:38 I can't be sick now with the plague about to spread.
14:41 By the time I recover, it'll be too late to direct the vets.
14:45 Ease up, Creed. We're here to put an end to your plague.
14:52 And I'm here to help them.
14:54 The name's Cable. Remember it. Apocalypse.
15:00 Your puny weapons can never prevail against Apocalypse.
15:05 Why don't we find out?
15:09 A mutant!
15:12 I am as far beyond mutants as they are beyond you.
15:18 I am eternal.
15:21 You defeated my four horsemen once, but now nothing can stop the Apocalypse.
15:34 Scott!
15:35 Annoying insects!
15:40 I cannot be touched. I cannot be harmed.
15:46 Watch me as I tremble.
15:50 Or I bring the purity of oblivion to you.
15:57 Look out!
15:59 Wolverine!
16:03 It must be! It's the only way!
16:07 You've let Apocalypse kill him!
16:12 No. I've saved us all.
16:16 Wolverine's special mutant immune system is curing him.
16:20 And by doing so, he's creating the antibodies that all mutants will need to survive.
16:25 We have the cure now, Apocalypse! Your virus is useless!
16:31 Remember it, Apocalypse. The name's Cable.
16:40 I shall not forget this impudence!
16:45 Get out of here before the whole thing blows!
16:49 Put me down!
16:53 Remember, Mr. Creed. A mutant saved your life.
16:56 My beautiful virus.
16:59 The mutant filth have destroyed everything!
17:05 I'm back in the future again.
17:07 Nothing's changed. It's all just like I left it.
17:11 Did we stop the plague?
17:13 Plague? What plague?
17:16 I'll tell you all about it.
17:19 What's that?
17:22 It's a mutant.
17:24 A mutant?
17:25 Yes.
17:26 It's a mutant.
17:27 A mutant?
17:28 Yes.
17:29 A mutant?
17:30 Yes.
17:31 A mutant?
17:34 Well, do I get a clean bill of health?
17:38 As usual, Wolverine's mutant powers have cured him.
17:42 But the antibodies they created to kill the plague are like none I've ever seen before.
17:47 Curious, who knows what a study of them could lead to in the future?
17:52 Dad!
17:56 Tyler! You're safe.
17:58 Wolverine's antibodies did preserve the future.
18:01 I knew it.
18:03 To be continued...
18:06 "My Outro For My 21st Birthday"