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00:00 (ghostly moaning)
00:02 - Witch's castle, one mile.
00:08 I'd turn back if I were you.
00:10 - At last, I've got that girl right where I want her.
00:23 It's homagery too.
00:25 Take your army to the haunted forest
00:28 and bring me that girl, her doll,
00:30 and especially that cat and mouse.
00:32 Now fly, fly!
00:33 (ghostly moaning)
00:37 (ghostly moaning)
00:40 - Well, what's happened to you?
01:01 - They took my legs off and then threw them over there.
01:03 Then they took my chest out and threw it over there.
01:05 - Well, that's you all over.
01:07 I'm sure enough to stop and bother you forever.
01:09 - They took Dorothy and told her--
01:12 - Look out!
01:14 - Let go of me!
01:15 - She's dead.
01:25 You killed her.
01:26 - I didn't mean to kill her.
01:29 Really, I didn't.
01:30 It's just that he was on fire.
01:33 - Hail to Dorothy, the wicked witch is dead.
01:35 - Hail, hail to Dorothy, the wicked witch is dead.
01:40 - The broomstick.
01:41 May we have it?
01:45 - Of course you can.
01:46 You freed us all from the wicked witch.
01:49 - Now I can go back to my old job as a happy gasher.
01:56 Hail to Dorothy.
01:58 - Hail, hail to Dorothy, the wicked witch is dead.
02:02 - Why have you come back?
02:05 - Please, sir, we've done what you told us.
02:08 We brought you the broomstick
02:09 of the wicked witch of the west.
02:11 - Yard, you nailed to her.
02:13 - You liquidated her, eh?
02:15 - So you see, sir, we'd like you
02:16 to fulfill your promises to us.
02:18 - Not so fast, not so fast.
02:20 I'll have to give the matter a little thought.
02:24 Go away and come back tomorrow.
02:26 - What?
02:27 But I wanna go home now.
02:29 - Do not arouse the wrath of the great and powerful odds.
02:35 I said come back tomorrow.
02:37 - You are the great and powerful,
02:39 you keep your promises.
02:41 - Do you presume to criticize the great odds,
02:45 you ungrateful creatures?
02:47 (screaming)
02:52 The great I have spoken.
02:54 - What?
02:55 - Hey, stop that.
02:57 - Whoa.
02:59 - Oh, I say no attention to that man behind the curtain.
03:04 - The great odds has spoken.
03:07 - Who are you?
03:08 - I?
03:09 Oh, I am the great and powerful.
03:12 - What are you, master Myers?
03:14 - You humbug.
03:15 - Yes.
03:16 - I'm afraid you're right.
03:18 I am a humbug.
03:20 - What about the heart that you promised Tin Man?
03:22 And the courage that you promised Cowardly Lion?
03:24 - Don't forget the most important thing.
03:27 He promised he'd get Dorothy back home to Kansas.
03:30 - Yes.
03:32 - My diminutive friend, you've forced me
03:34 into a cataclysmic decision.
03:36 The only way to get Dorothy back home to Kansas
03:39 is for me to take her there myself.
03:41 - Oh, will you?
03:42 Could you?
03:43 - I will indeed.
03:45 But first, I'll fulfill my promises to each of you.
03:48 - Tuffy too?
03:49 He was going to ask you to make him big.
03:53 (whistling)
03:55 - My friends, I, your wizard,
03:57 am about to embark upon a hazardous journey
04:00 to the outer stratosphere.
04:02 (cheering)
04:04 And I hereby decree that in my absence,
04:07 the scarecrow shall rule by virtue
04:10 of his highly superior brain.
04:12 - The sum of the square roots of any two sides
04:14 of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root
04:16 of the remaining sides.
04:18 - Oh joy, rapture!
04:20 - Assisted by the Tin Man by virtue of his heart,
04:24 the Lion by virtue of his courage,
04:29 and Tuffy by virtue of his enormous height.
04:32 - I'm huge.
04:33 - Obey them as you would me.
04:36 (laughing)
04:39 (whispering)
04:41 (barking)
04:46 - Oh, oh, turtle!
04:48 Please don't go.
04:51 I'll be right back.
04:52 - Awkward, this is a highly rigorous procedure.
04:56 This is a highly unrestricted business.
04:59 - Boys, please, we don't want to keep the wizard waiting.
05:02 - Oh, oh my!
05:03 - Come back, come back!
05:05 Don't go without me, please come back.
05:07 - I can't come back.
05:09 I don't know how it works.
05:11 Goodbye, folks.
05:12 - Now I'll never get home to Camry.
05:19 - Stay with us.
05:25 - She don't want you to go.
05:27 - Look, there's someone who can help you.
05:32 - Will you send me home?
05:43 Can you send me home?
05:44 - You don't need to be locked any longer.
05:46 You've always had the power to go back to Kansas.
05:49 - I have?
05:50 - Now those groovy slippers will take you home
05:53 in two seconds.
05:54 - Tom and Jerry and Toto too?
05:57 - Tom and Jerry and Toto too?
05:59 - Oh!
05:59 - Just tap your heels three times and think to yourself,
06:05 there's no place like home.
06:08 There's no place like home.
06:10 There's no place like home.
06:13 There's no place like home.
06:15 There's no place like home.
06:18 There's no place like home.
06:20 There's no place like home.
06:22 (dramatic music)
06:25 - You just had a bad dream.
06:49 - Sure you did.
06:50 You remember us, don't you?
06:52 - I bet you couldn't forget your old pal, Cuppie, could ya?
06:55 - Or me, the local haberdasher.
06:57 - Well, she's all right now, thank heaven.
07:01 - But I wasn't all right, ma'am.
07:03 We were in terrible danger.
07:05 We kept asking people to send us home.
07:07 And they sent us home.
07:08 (laughing)
07:10 Doesn't anyone believe me?
07:12 (dramatic music)
07:15 (whistling)
07:17 (whistling)
07:20 (dramatic music)
07:22 (whistling)
07:25 (dramatic music)
07:28 (whistling)
07:30 (dramatic music)
07:43 (laughing)
07:49 - Anyway, it's all right, because I'm home again.
07:57 This is my room, and I love love.
08:00 And O-N-E-M, there's no place like home.
08:04 (dramatic music)
08:07 (gunshots)
08:10 (dramatic music)
08:13 (dramatic music)
08:15 - Why, if I had a brain, I could...
08:43 ♪ I could while away the hours ♪
08:45 ♪ Conferring with the flowers ♪
08:46 ♪ Consulting with the rain ♪
08:50 ♪ And my head I'd be scratching ♪
08:52 ♪ While my thoughts were busy hatching ♪
08:54 ♪ If I only had a brain ♪
08:57 ♪ I'd unravel every riddle ♪
08:59 ♪ For any riddle in trouble ♪
09:04 ♪ With the thoughts of you be thinking ♪
09:06 ♪ Could be another weekend ♪
09:08 ♪ If you only had a brain ♪
09:11 ♪ Oh, I could tell you why ♪
09:15 ♪ The ocean's near the shore ♪
09:19 ♪ I could think of things I never thought before ♪
09:22 ♪ And then I'd sit and think some more ♪
09:26 ♪ I would not be just a nuttle ♪
09:28 ♪ But a head of a stuffle ♪
09:30 ♪ My heart of a pain ♪
09:33 ♪ I would dance and be merry ♪
09:35 ♪ Life would be a thing of derry ♪
09:37 ♪ If I only had a brain ♪
09:39 ♪ Whoa ♪
09:44 ♪ When a man's an empty kettle ♪
09:48 ♪ He should be on his metal ♪
09:50 ♪ And yet I'm torn apart ♪
09:53 ♪ Just because I'm presuming ♪
09:56 ♪ That I could be kind of human ♪
09:58 ♪ If I only had a heart ♪
10:02 ♪ I'd be tender, I'd be gentle ♪
10:04 ♪ And I'd lose the metal ♪
10:06 ♪ I'd be a god if you loved a dog ♪
10:10 ♪ I'd be friends with the sparrows ♪
10:13 ♪ And the boy who shoots the arrows ♪
10:15 ♪ If I only had a heart ♪
10:19 ♪ Reaching knee above the knee ♪
10:23 ♪ Above a voice sings low ♪
10:27 (baby cooing)
10:30 ♪ I hear a beat ♪
10:34 ♪ A sweet beat ♪
10:36 ♪ Just to register emotion ♪
10:39 ♪ Jealousy, devotion ♪
10:41 ♪ And really feel apart ♪
10:44 ♪ I could stay young and shimmer ♪
10:46 ♪ And I'd love it with a zipper ♪
10:49 ♪ If I only had a heart ♪
10:54 ♪ Yeah, it's simple, you need to see ♪
10:56 ♪ When you're born to be a sissy ♪
10:58 ♪ Without the perfect body ♪
11:02 ♪ What a cool and shallow qualis ♪
11:04 ♪ You're like a little mouse ♪
11:05 ♪ If I only had a knife ♪
11:09 ♪ I'm afraid there's no denying ♪
11:11 ♪ I'm just a little bit denying ♪
11:13 ♪ Afraid I don't deserve you ♪
11:17 ♪ I'd be brave as a blizzard ♪
11:19 ♪ I'd be gentle as a lizard ♪
11:21 ♪ I'd be clever as a gizzard ♪
11:23 ♪ If the wizard is a wizard ♪
11:28 ♪ Then I'm sure to get a brain ♪
11:30 ♪ A heart ♪
11:31 ♪ A heart ♪
11:32 ♪ The knife ♪
11:33 ♪ We love to see a wizard ♪
11:36 ♪ The one who can put your hands ♪
11:38 ♪ In the ears of wizards ♪
11:39 ♪ The ones who can always get by ♪
11:41 ♪ We love to see a wizard ♪
11:43 ♪ The one who can use all of us ♪
11:47 (audience applauding)
11:50 (wind howling)
11:53 (wind howling)
11:55 (wind howling)
11:58 [BLANK_AUDIO]