Saving Private Stewie | movie | 2023 | Official Clip
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00:00 We're in the grocery store. This grocery store is so cool. Find some cosmic brownies at the grocery store.
00:04 Where the- oh wow, cosmic brownies.
00:06 Yeah, let's buy some cosmic brownies.
00:08 Conveyor belt.
00:12 Cash or credit?
00:16 *whistling*
00:25 *whistling*
00:27 *music*
00:35 Hey, what was that?
00:47 I just heard a knock on the door.
00:49 Should we go check the knock at the door?
00:51 I think we should.
00:53 Let's go check the knock at the door.
00:55 *laughing*
01:05 No, no, no, no.
01:07 I'm gonna get ya.
01:09 I'm coming for ya. I'm gonna kill ya.
01:11 With a hammer.
01:13 *music*
01:15 Oh my god.
01:21 A dinosaur attacking me.
01:23 Oh my god, that was so crazy.
01:31 What?
01:33 The villain's dead now and a dinosaur ate him.
01:35 Wait.
01:37 And like teleported back in time.
01:39 So it's like not here now.
01:41 But where's Stewie?
01:43 Me and the sticking time.
01:47 I'm time-traveling back into the past.
01:49 Into dinosaur times.
01:51 We gotta make a time machine.
01:57 How do we make a time machine?
01:59 I don't know, but we could use
02:01 those cosmic brownies.
02:03 Okay, a dollar. Okay.
02:05 The other one.
02:07 One of the Stewie toys.
02:09 And the other, other Stewie toy.
02:11 And also a California raisin.
02:15 We're gonna do that to make a time machine?
02:17 Yeah.
02:19 That's a cool time machine behind us.
02:35 But before we go through it,
02:37 do you remember the time that we acted out
02:39 Family Guy?
02:41 Oh my god, I do.
02:43 Hey, long-wisks, do you remember the time that I
02:45 joined a barbershop
02:47 shop duet?
02:49 Oopsie, boopsie.
02:51 Barbershop duet.
02:53 Barbershop duet.
02:55 We are in a barbershop
02:57 and we're singing in a duet.
02:59 (Slow motion)
03:11 (Slow motion)
03:13 We're in dino time now.
03:19 There's dinosaurs and volcanoes
03:21 in dino time now.
03:23 Like over there is a
03:25 volcano in dino time.
03:27 So now let's go get Stewie Griffin back.
03:29 This video is sponsored
03:33 by Manscaped.
03:35 Manscaped, we say balls.
03:39 Uh,
03:41 uh, today, we're chugging
03:43 two Prime
03:45 Energy drinks.
03:47 KSI,
03:49 Paul brother.
03:51 Let's go.
03:53 Enough talk.
04:07 That was a great chug.
04:09 Where could this dinosaur possibly be?
04:15 Behind us?
04:17 Whoa, it's behind us.
04:19 We slaughtered that fool.
04:35 We slaughtered that fool.
04:37 We found Stewie.
04:43 Stewie!
04:45 Thank you guys for bringing me back.
04:47 I'm Stewie Griffin.
04:49 Ah.
04:51 How do we get,
04:53 where's the time machine?
04:55 Do we have to like, get it back and build a new one?
04:57 Wait, look at the dinosaur corpse.
04:59 Oh no.
05:01 Oh crap.
05:03 Is that a new dinosaur?
05:05 I didn't even know that these existed.
05:07 Oh god.
05:09 Oh crap, these dino cribs are really mad.
05:11 We're probably gonna die.
05:13 I'm gonna throw this bomb that I found
05:15 on the ground at the dinosaur.
05:17 Oh cool, throw it.
05:19 Oh, what's up dino bloods?
05:31 You're welcome.
05:33 We're killing those dinosaurs.
05:35 No crime intended.
05:37 You should join our gang.
05:39 You guys are super cool.
05:41 You wanna recruit us to the dino bloods?
05:43 I don't know.
05:45 We should join.
05:47 We should join.
05:49 Yeah buddy.
05:51 Big bowl of nachos.
05:57 (chomping noises)
05:59 Nachos are pretty good.
06:05 I didn't think dinosaurs could make good nachos.
06:07 We're so happy.
06:09 You guys are so cool.
06:11 High five.
06:13 You're my favorite dinosaur bloods.
06:15 You're my favorite friend.
06:17 (laughing)
06:19 (singing)
06:21 Yeah, yeah.
06:23 Yeah.
06:25 (singing)
06:27 (music)
06:29 [MUSIC]
06:39 [MUSIC]