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00:36 Poor Tom, in a few minutes it'll all be over.
00:42 And for the first time since he met her, he'll be happy.
00:47 [MUSIC]
00:50 Poor, miserable, lovesick creature.
00:55 I suppose people will say I should have helped him.
00:59 I know, but it's better this way.
01:03 I'll never forget that first morning when it all started.
01:08 If ever there were two true friends, that was us.
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01:23 And then she walked by.
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01:29 When Tom first saw her, I thought he'd flip his lid.
01:33 And he did.
01:34 [MUSIC]
01:44 From the very beginning, there was a strong magnetic attraction between us.
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02:04 I tried to stop it, but it was no use.
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02:19 Poor, simple Tom, he was putty in her hands.
02:24 [MUSIC]
02:32 I had never seen him so happy, or so much in love.
02:38 [MUSIC]
02:43 But Tom had a rival, Mr. Butch.
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03:07 Yes, Tom had a rival.
03:11 But this made him more determined than ever.
03:15 I appealed to him as a friend to give her up, but he ignored me.
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03:54 Tom was desperate.
03:56 He squandered all his savings on jewelry.
03:59 [MUSIC]
04:27 When the jewelry failed to impress her, he signed away his life to buy a car.
04:32 312 monthly payments at 112% interest.
04:38 It cost him an arm and a leg.
04:42 But he willingly sold himself into slavery for love.
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05:14 Tom went downhill fast after that.
05:18 He started drinking.
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05:35 The next step was the gutter.
05:39 [MUSIC]
05:58 Well, that's the story.
06:02 The story of a cat with a broken heart.
06:07 Too bad everybody doesn't have a girl like mine.
06:11 A girl that loves me and only me with every bit of her true blue, ever-loving heart.
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07:07 [MUSIC]
07:17 You know what we're gonna do today, son?
07:20 We're gonna have a barbecue.
07:22 [BARKING]
07:24 [LAUGHING]
07:26 Yes, sir.
07:27 A father-son barbecue.
07:30 [LAUGHING]
07:31 [BARKING]
07:32 That's my boy.
07:35 The first thing we need, son, is a nice hot fire.
07:40 [MUSIC]
07:47 There she goes.
07:49 [MUSIC]
07:55 The next step is the charcoal.
07:58 [MUSIC]
08:03 [COUGHING]
08:07 There's nothing like good old hickory smoke for flavor, son.
08:12 [COUGHING]
08:16 And finally comes dog's best friend.
08:20 A juicy, tender, delicious steak.
08:24 [LAUGHING]
08:26 [MUSIC]
08:49 We're gonna have that barbecue yet, son.
08:52 [MUSIC]
09:03 What's the matter with that crazy cat?
09:07 He better not spoil our barbecue.
09:12 [SCREAMING]
09:14 [MUSIC]
09:20 Did you see that crazy piece of charcoal, son?
09:24 [BARKING]
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09:35 [EXPLOSION]
09:38 I just don't understand it, son.
09:41 [MUSIC]
10:09 Well, now that we got rid of that cat, we'll toss the salad.
10:16 [MUSIC]
10:38 Do me a little favor, will you, bud?
10:42 Get out of my salad!
10:44 [MUSIC]
10:48 Son, now you know why dogs hate cats.
10:54 [LAUGHING]
10:56 Ain't that a beauty, son?
10:59 Now all we need is a little pepper.
11:02 [LAUGHING]
11:03 [SNEEZING]
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11:49 [EXPLOSION]
11:51 [MUSIC]
12:01 And now for that father-son barbecue.
12:06 [LAUGHING]
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12:24 [EXPLOSION]
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12:57 [EXPLOSION]
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13:14 [LAUGHING]
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