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00:00 Here they come, folks, the four finalists in the International 500 Cross-Country Air Race.
00:07 Coming around the pylon now is the leader, Fritz von Fritz, the popular Purple Baron in his blue bat.
00:14 Watch him, folks, he can be mean and tricky.
00:17 Did you hear what he said, Otto?
00:20 You bet your buttons, Baron. You are the meanest and the trickiest.
00:25 I know, but that's not nice.
00:28 [crowd cheering]
00:31 Oh, sorry about that, Baron.
00:34 In second place, Sir Ascot Paisley of England in his soft-wind slouches.
00:40 Wait a minute, folks, Sir Ascot seems to be slowing up.
00:44 He can't. We've run out of tea. I do believe we've bought it.
00:50 Sir Ascot out of it and is gliding in for a landing.
00:55 But on his trail, and now in second place, from Gayparis, Pierre Couscafé in his filet mignon.
01:03 Mmm, it's a lunch break. Ha ha, le coco vent, my favorite.
01:09 Hold it, Pierre is off course.
01:11 Au contraire, Pierre is encore le même course, of course.
01:17 Ooh la la, ha ha.
01:22 That eliminates Pierre, and now in second place, from the USA,
01:27 those two sweethearts of the skyways, Tom and Jerry in their sand spans.
01:34 The race has narrowed down to just two places, and it's a close race.
01:39 Yeah, it's too close for the comfort, Otto.
01:43 Oh, you bet your booties.
01:46 Here they are, Baron.
01:49 Good. Soon they'll think they hit a brick wall.
01:53 In fact, you know what? They will hit a brick wall.
01:57 All gates open.
02:01 Watch for the crash.
02:03 Something went wrong.
02:13 Oh no.
02:17 [crash]
02:19 It is only as I'm such a brilliant flyer that we landed so good yet.
02:30 You bet your booties, Baron.
02:33 Mmm, Tomcruff.
02:40 Oh, sorry, Baron.
02:45 Now, Otto, you will climb down the ladder and chop off their rudder.
02:52 That'll show him, Pop.
02:54 Lower the ladder, lower him.
02:58 Lower yet the ladder, lower yet him.
03:01 Raise up the ladder!
03:06 It only goes to show, if you want it done, do it yourself.
03:14 But I did it myself, Baron.
03:17 Silent, Tomcruff.
03:19 I climb down the hop, and I will saw off their rudder.
03:25 I was only following orders.
03:37 Besides, you would need a man with legs, would you?
03:43 I just pull the ripcord and parachute to safety, and then I get you later, Tomcruff.
03:50 Raise the ripcord, raise the parachute.
03:54 Catch the parachute, Baron.
03:57 Saved.
04:01 Tomcruff!
04:05 Enough of this fooling around.
04:11 Now we give them the Fritz-Wan-Spritz-Flitz.
04:15 Not the Fritz-Wan-Spritz-Flitz!
04:19 Now we follow them down just to make sure.
04:31 [Growling]
04:34 [German]
04:44 [German]
04:49 Now, here's the theory.
04:52 We hit them with the quick-dry cement.
04:56 That will freeze off their propeller, and they fall down.
05:00 [German]
05:03 [German]
05:12 Lucky for us, we are prepared for just such an emergency.
05:28 [German]
05:31 [German]
05:35 They're in the stretch, folks.
05:54 And will it be Fritz-Wan-Spritz and Otto-Wan-Blotto, or Tom and Jerry?
06:00 It will be Fritz-Wan-Spritz and Otto-Wan-Blotto, that's who.
06:05 Especially when I put into action the new plan.
06:10 Now, with the siphon gun, we attach to their gas tank and siphon out their gas yet.
06:19 [German]
06:22 [German]
06:25 Fine, George. I think we've done it, Otto.
06:41 We can relax and cruise home.
06:44 No, we can't, Biron. Look.
06:48 [German]
06:52 Coming to the finish line, it looks like it is.
07:04 It is Tom and Jerry, the new champs.
07:09 (radio static)
07:11 (distant screaming)