WHITE MEN CAN'T JUMP Trailer (2023) Jack Harlow, Sinqua Walls, Teyana Taylor, Basketball
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00:00 (dramatic music)
00:02 - Woo!
00:03 - Dang, it's win by two.
00:05 - Not here, it's not.
00:06 (upbeat music)
00:08 - Hey, they letting yoga instructors in the gym now.
00:10 - Ball.
00:12 - I just noticed you're not getting enough legs
00:13 on the new shot.
00:14 Are you dehydrated?
00:15 - A hundred bucks, you can't make more shots.
00:17 - Let's just do 300.
00:18 - It's not my dad's money.
00:20 (upbeat music)
00:22 - We ain't never gonna get a reparation that way, bro.
00:26 - So I prefer Venmo or Zelle,
00:29 but you seem like a cash app guy, so.
00:31 - Ladies and gentlemen.
00:32 (upbeat music)
00:34 - You think you're slick, huh?
00:36 Showing up to court dressed like a dumb ass,
00:38 acting like you can't hoop.
00:39 - You assumed I couldn't hoop because I'm white,
00:40 which is incredibly outdated.
00:42 - I assumed you couldn't hoop
00:43 'cause you were dressed like a white girl at Whole Foods.
00:44 ♪ What a love, go ♪
00:46 - It's really hard to plan for the future
00:48 when we're always worried about money
00:49 because you're out here living in a fantasy.
00:51 - My 30 day detox program, you want a free sample?
00:54 Nah, I ain't drinking no boo-boo juice.
00:56 - Babe, it's almost the first.
00:57 - I'm gonna go tomorrow, I forgot.
00:58 - Why don't you just go now?
01:00 - I'll be fine.
01:01 Hey, don't worry, mommy.
01:02 - Don't worry, mommy.
01:03 - Every hooper I know is entering that big ass tournament
01:06 where the winner get 500,000.
01:09 I just need somebody who can play so I can make some money.
01:12 - You're joking, right?
01:13 - 500,000 for one day of hoop.
01:15 - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:16 You're a rock.
01:17 - We can hustle a few games together
01:18 to get the money for the entry fee.
01:19 - I'll find some marks.
01:20 - Those short shorts look incredible on you.
01:22 - Throw 'em off their game.
01:23 - You have an OnlyFans?
01:24 - And we'll clean up.
01:25 - You gonna wear that trash bag?
01:26 - You gonna wear that fake ass Richard Simmons outfit?
01:28 - Oh!
01:29 - I bet y'all got more in common than me, son.
01:33 - Release for me.
01:34 Release for me.
01:36 That's the big one.
01:37 - I doubt that.
01:38 Don't spend any of the money until we can cover the fees.
01:41 - I should be saying that to you.
01:42 - Well, I'm good with money.
01:43 - So am I.
01:44 - So am I.
01:45 - Me too.
01:46 - Me too.
01:46 - Word.
01:47 - Word, bro.
01:48 (upbeat music)
01:51 - Buckets.
01:57 - What?
01:57 - I thought you had superhuman hearing 'cause of your--
01:59 - 'Cause of my what?
02:00 (screaming)
02:02 - They're gonna kill him in the parking lot.
02:03 - I'm outta here.
02:04 He got a flamethrower.
02:05 - Flamethrower?
02:05 - What is this, Mad Max?
02:06 (explosion)
02:07 ♪ Five, four, three, two, I am running low ♪
02:09 ♪ I don't give a (beep) though ♪
02:10 ♪ I don't go, bro ♪
02:12 - I don't know how much you talking trash played into that,
02:14 but good work.
02:14 - Thank you.
02:15 You could talk way more trash out there.
02:17 You have so much material I can't even touch.
02:20 - Like what?
02:20 - Nevermind.
02:23 - Oh.
02:24 Tell us.
02:25 ♪ Where the love go ♪
02:26 ♪ Burn ♪
02:29 ♪ Oh ♪
02:31 (silence)
02:33 (silence)
02:35 (silence)
02:37 (silence)
02:39 [BLANK_AUDIO]