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00:00 past. We're closing out this model soon at laughably low prices friends so order
00:14 now and get yours. And now back to our movie. Ooh, thrills, chills and spells on our kitty cat
00:23 midnight movie tonight. That's why I've created the Calaboose Cal Roto Rodent. Yes, friends,
00:31 one swipe of the Roto Rodent supersonic slicer and the worst mouse becomes mouse worse.
00:36 Friends, we're talking doom here. The big finito, the final curtain, the old plate out,
00:46 the big sleep, the last hurrah for Mr. Mouse. As the Roto Rodent drives ever nearer the hair
00:54 on his derriere. That's the Calaboose Cal Roto Rodent, friends. Follow the label,
01:05 avoid excessive use. Now back to our movie. Come here, you dirty little...oop. Whoa,
01:14 welcome again, friends. If you've had trouble getting through on the phones, keep trying. The
01:19 lines have been jammed all night. We'll be right back to our midnight kitty cat movie thriller.
01:24 Humphrey Bobcat, James Catney, Edward G. Robincat and the dead end cats in The Catfather Meets the
01:30 Unscratchables. But first, friends, I want to show you the ultimate weapon in rodent eradication,
01:36 the Calaboose Cal Super Stealth Mouse Mangler. You say it's awesome and then summon your right
01:43 friends. One jolt from this stealth and it's so long to a mouse's health. Every mouse within a
01:48 mile is blown away to that big cheese ball in the sky. We're talking cutting edge technology here,
01:57 friends. Oh, my little friend wants to push the button. Be my guest and say goodbye to that pest.
02:09 Oh, you realize, of course, friends, this is just a demonstrator model.
02:13 Your mouse mangler comes with a 100% mouse back guarantee, some assembly required.
02:18 And now back to our film. We'll get back to the thrilling conclusion of our movie. Tabby Hunter,
02:25 Tabby Reynolds, Tabby Davis Jr. and Tubby the Wonder Tabby and teenage Tomcats from Torrance
02:30 Meet the Mutant Mole Mice. But first, no need for Tom to chase the little mouse any longer.
02:36 Now that I've perfected the Calaboose Cal Boom Boom Boomerang. One flick of the wrist, then it's...
02:43 Well, that's all for this time, friends. Tune in next week for our kitty cat film feature, Catquake.
02:53 Bye-bye now.