Fun Forever
Fun Forever
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00:00 Who's the lucky dope that gets to follow that?
00:02 Tom, who is listed as an alicatious ignorance.
00:06 Whatever the breed, he's got the speed!
00:10 Tom clears the first hurdle...
00:13 and the second!
00:14 Oh my!
00:29 It's a multi-platform leaping trial!
00:32 Complete with angry robotic hornets!
00:37 Whoa! He cleared the tar pit!
00:48 But will he survive the mechanical alligators?
00:52 Those aren't alligators, Buster.
00:55 They're dragons.
00:58 Aaaaaah!
00:59 Let's see how the judges score Tom's run.
01:02 A perfect 10!
01:04 What a magnificent performance!
01:07 Especially considering the extreme difficulty of the course.
01:11 Sorry!
01:12 Let's call Tom to the center ring for the next event,
01:22 the talent competition!
01:25 (click)
01:26 Tom will be performing a selection from my favorite clown-based opera,
01:34 Pagliacci.
01:35 (opera singing)
01:47 (clang)
01:49 (squeak)
01:50 (clang)
01:52 (squeak)
01:53 (squeak)
01:54 (squeak)
01:55 (squeak)
01:56 (squeak)
01:57 It seems that Tom has given up on opera,
02:00 and is now doing bird calls!
02:02 (ding)
02:03 (squeak)
02:04 (squeak)
02:05 Ooh! It's a yellow-bellied sand sucker!
02:08 And a lily-livered frog!
02:10 I don't say this often, but bravissimo!
02:13 And now the big finish!
02:17 Wow! A craven-spotted splatterer!
02:21 I'm literally speechless!
02:24 Pardon-moi, Monsieur Pussycat.
02:33 I have come all the way from Paris to prepare you for the beauty competition.
02:37 I mean no offense, Monsieur,
02:40 but surely your eyebrows must be of great concern.
02:43 (giggle)
02:46 Naturally, I have just the thing!
02:48 Piping hot wax!
02:50 Made by Parisian bees!