Brynn Whitfield on Escalator Heels Mishap_ My Loubs Are So Messed Up, You Guys _
Brynn Whitfield on Escalator Heels Mishap_ My Loubs Are So Messed Up, You Guys _
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00:00 Can I just start by saying,
00:02 God, there's so many things I want to say to you,
00:03 but you are like the most gorgeous woman
00:05 I've ever laid eyes on.
00:06 - Ah, thank you.
00:07 It takes really no one.
00:08 - Oh my God, like we are all just like blown away by you.
00:11 - Oh, you guys are so kind.
00:13 I was like, oh.
00:14 - And I just also noticed that like the lubes
00:19 lived to tell the story.
00:21 - Oh my God.
00:22 (upbeat music)
00:24 (crowd cheering)
00:27 - Her heel got stuck.
00:37 I think I just saw,
00:39 did her heel get actually stuck in the elevator?
00:44 Thank God she's okay.
00:46 (laughing)
00:49 - It's like the Wicked Witch of the West
00:51 got stuck in the escalator.
00:53 - I knew, look, it looks like the Wild Witch of the West.
00:56 - This is giving, this is everything.
00:59 - They're stuck.
01:00 - Is this your first time on an escalator?
01:02 - No, I knew that they were gonna get stuck.
01:03 I could feel it, so I was just standing there,
01:05 I was like, fuck it, they're gonna get stuck.
01:06 - I'm actually dying laughing right now.
01:08 - It looks like the Wicked of Oz.
01:10 Do I have to pay for the escalator?
01:11 - Yes, Brynn.
01:13 I'm so sorry.
01:15 - The lube got stuck, the lube got stuck.
01:16 - I'm actually dying laughing.
01:17 This is one of the best things
01:18 I've seen today.
01:21 - My lubes are so messed up, you guys.
01:24 Should I take them back to the store
01:25 and be like, I'm gonna need,
01:27 there's gonna, who has a good cobbler in New York?
01:29 I need a really good cobbler.
01:31 They got stuck, it looked like the Wizard of Oz,
01:34 you know when the witch falls on the house?
01:35 - Literally the most iconic photo I've ever seen
01:37 is this one right here.
01:38 - I know.
01:39 Andy ran over and took a picture
01:40 and he was like, this is the best thing
01:41 that happened to BravoCon.
01:43 - Actually, I think these shoes
01:44 need to be in the clubhouse.
01:45 - So I did take them, I was like,
01:46 I think they're gonna, yeah.
01:48 - Put a smile next to it.
01:49 - Oh my God.
01:50 - You guys, this is it.
01:52 It's okay.
01:53 It also speaks to the durability
01:54 of Christian Louboutin shoes.
01:56 - Oh.
01:57 - You know what I'm saying?
01:58 They can (beep) up a whole elevator,
01:59 but like, they still, look, but.
02:01 - Look, here she is on the red (beep) carpet with them.
02:04 - Red bottom soles, the devil makes these shoes.
02:06 - Ooh, I love it.
02:08 Okay, let's start with something fun.
02:10 If you were to find yourself in a,
02:12 what is it called, a three-way?
02:13 - A throuple?
02:14 - A throuple.
02:15 A love triangle.
02:16 If you found yourself in a love triangle
02:17 or a throuple with anyone from the Bravo sphere,
02:20 who would it be with?
02:21 - Ooh, I would love to,
02:23 who do I wanna wake up naked next to?
02:25 Jason, no, from Winterhouse.
02:30 - Oh, is he the guy that was talking to you earlier?
02:32 - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:33 - I saw that.
02:34 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, he saw it.
02:35 - This is like--
02:35 - Off carpet, off camera.
02:36 - He was best friends with my ex,
02:38 so that's how I know, I knew Jason from 10 years ago.
02:40 And anyway, but I was hugging,
02:41 I haven't seen him in 10 years.
02:42 He's like, "Hey," I was like, "Oh my God, good to see you."
02:43 I gave him a hug.
02:45 Go hug him.
02:47 The back is like, hot.
02:50 Like, it's not a back, there was no skin.
02:53 I just felt like a steel cage of man.
02:56 And I was like, "Oh, hey, oh,"
02:57 and you're like, "Oh, hey, Jason, hi, how are you?"
03:00 You know, I totally changed my whole tone and tenor.
03:03 And I was like, "Yeah, whatever."
03:05 So yeah, I would, why not wake up next to that?
03:08 And then Jenna.
03:09 - Of course.
03:10 - Me, Jenna, and Jason, oh, that's like my dream.
03:12 - That is actually-- - That would be a good one.
03:14 - That is really hot.
03:15 Okay, I can see it.
03:16 Do we think Jenna's coming back next season?
03:18 - Yeah, I think so.
03:20 - Are you gonna make some phone calls
03:21 to make sure it happens?
03:22 - I'm gonna beggar, I'm going to throw a tantrum,
03:25 and I'm gonna withhold sex.
03:27 - There you go, that always gets you what you want.
03:29 Interview Mag said you were accepting (beep) pics.
03:32 - Yeah, no, I used to accept (beep) pics
03:33 when I was on Grindr.
03:35 I was on Grindr.
03:37 Oh, I had a Grindr profile because all my gay friends
03:40 would always use my phone when their phones died.
03:42 So I was like, I'll just make a profile
03:43 and when they take my phone, they can use it.
03:45 And then I would just, when I was bored,
03:48 message people and be like, can I get a (beep) pic?
03:50 And then I would get (beep) pics.
03:51 - But was it your profile photo?
03:53 - Yeah, yeah, it was me.
03:54 And they knew I was just a straight woman
03:55 just soliciting (beep) pics and they were fine.
03:57 - Wow, that is so--
03:58 - Okay, can I do a little nip in return?
04:00 'Cause you can't be only a taker, you have to be a giver.
04:02 - Yes, yes, there you go.
04:03 - It was fun, yeah, it was fun.
04:05 It's like, if you want attention,
04:06 go on Grindr, straight women.
04:08 - Oh, there we go, 'cause all of my girlies,
04:10 they're single here and they wanna know
04:11 how can they get proposed to?
04:13 Okay, all you gotta do is feed 'em and (beep) 'em.
04:17 The two Fs.
04:18 Can I say F, I'm sorry?
04:19 - Yeah, we say all the Fs here.
04:20 - Okay, we say all the Fs.
04:21 We do all the Fs.
04:22 Yeah, you gotta feed 'em and (beep) 'em.
04:23 Men, I adore them, I'm not trying to demean them,
04:26 but they're very simple.
04:27 We're the smart ones, we give life.
04:29 We're Barbie, the Barbie-Ken thing,
04:31 the movie was not just made up.
04:32 It's actually real.
04:34 They're very simple.
04:35 We overcomplicate them.
04:36 When they like you, they like you.
04:37 They're proposing to you, they're taking you out to dinner,
04:39 they're texting you back.
04:40 When they don't like you, they don't like you.
04:41 So stop overcomplicating them,
04:43 and all you gotta do is feed 'em and (beep) 'em.
04:45 That's it.
04:46 And when I tell men this, they're like, she's right.
04:48 That's all you gotta do for them.
04:50 - I love you so much.
04:51 You are our queen!
04:52 - Thank you, I love you.
04:54 You're the best.
04:55 - Thank you.
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