THE BEANIE BUBBLE Trailer
THE BEANIE BUBBLE Trailer (2023) Elizabeth Banks, Zach Galifianakis, Sarah Snook
Transcript
00:00 (dramatic music)
00:02 - Do you know what the greatest thing about America is?
00:04 You can make things happen here like nowhere else.
00:07 You have the power to create your own future.
00:12 You can be anything, you can do anything.
00:14 - You wanna sell high-end stuffed Himalayan cats.
00:19 Understuffed actually, for greater posability.
00:22 - We're professionals,
00:23 we're giving the people what they need.
00:24 (upbeat music)
00:27 (dramatic music)
00:30 - Did you see the latest numbers?
00:34 - We broke the entire internet thing.
00:35 (dramatic music)
00:37 - You go big or you go home.
00:40 (dramatic music)
00:42 - Ty would tell you he did it all.
00:44 (Tyler screams)
00:47 Which is as crazy as believing stuffed animals are gold.
00:50 (Tyler screams)
00:51 - Did you see the truck crash?
00:53 (truck crashes)
00:55 - Insane.
00:56 - Poor beanies.
00:57 - This has always been my company.
01:01 - Company we created together.
01:04 - Why do you have to be so dramatic?
01:05 I mean.
01:06 - My salary has been reduced 75%.
01:08 - Yeah, I'm just doing what's necessary.
01:10 You know, running the real actual business over here.
01:13 ♪ Well it's a world where a man can eat a toad ♪
01:16 - My life is this company.
01:17 I see where it's going.
01:18 There are signs of real trouble.
01:21 - Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% presentation.
01:27 - That's not how the saying goes.
01:28 (Tyler sighs)
01:29 ♪ And nothing's gonna change the way you live ♪
01:31 - Everything good that's happened to me
01:33 is because of you guys.
01:34 We are bonded forever.
01:36 ♪ Never things are changing for the worse ♪
01:39 - Have you considered poisoning him?
01:41 - Countless times.
01:44 ♪ Future's laid out ♪
01:46 ♪ But it's about eternity now ♪
01:50 (Tyler laughs)
01:55 - I have our perfect partners lined up.
01:57 - Joe of his witnesses,
01:58 the greatest one-on-one salesman in the world.
01:59 How brilliant is that?
02:01 (Tyler sighs)
02:01 ♪ And nothing's gonna change the way you live ♪
02:04 - I'm gonna go.
02:05 ♪ And nothing's gonna change the way you live ♪
02:06 - You're dead to me!
02:08 ♪ But it's about eternity ♪
02:10 ♪ But it's about eternity now ♪
02:13 ♪ Nothing's gonna change the way you live ♪
02:16 - I only want to speak to Oprah.
02:18 Winfrey, has she reached out?
02:20 (upbeat music)
02:23 - Ooh, ah!
02:24 - Oh!
02:25 (upbeat music)
02:27 (upbeat music)
02:30 (upbeat music)
02:32 [BLANK_AUDIO]