THE TOXIC AVENGER Teaser (2023) Elijah Wood, Peter Dinklage, Jane Levy
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00:00 There are still no leads as to the identity of the-
00:04 The freaky folk hero remains at large.
00:07 Sir, what did you see last night?
00:09 I heard gunshots, saw blood, handsome fella had his arm tore off like wet bread, and the
00:14 creature run off into the night.
00:16 He looks like a fucked up hot dog!
00:19 That part was very shocking to me.
00:22 Motherfucker!
00:23 Can we put that out?
00:24 Anyone that may have encountered the strange-
00:26 Hmm, it's-
00:27 Breaking news!
00:28 A group of armed extremists, the Nasty Lads, have taken hostages at a mis-made laundry
00:35 downtown.
00:36 Let's go live.
00:37 We are the Nasty Lads!
00:38 We are angry!
00:39 Boo!
00:40 Boo!
00:41 Boo!
00:42 Boo!
00:43 Boo!
00:44 Boo!
00:45 Boo!
00:46 Who the fuck are you?
00:47 What the hell is that?
01:08 The Toxic Avenger.
01:09 That's what the kids are calling him.
01:11 I think it's swell.
01:12 I think it's swell.
01:13 I think it's swell.
01:14 I think it's swell.
01:15 I think it's swell.
01:16 I think it's swell.
01:16 I think it's swell.
01:17 I think it's swell.
01:17 I think it's swell.
01:18 I think it's swell.
01:19 I think it's swell.
01:20 I think it's swell.
01:20 I think it's swell.
01:27 [BLANK_AUDIO]