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00:00 In three, two, one.
00:05 Action.
00:06 [explosion]
00:08 [music playing]
00:11 [explosion]
00:12 [cheering]
00:14 So good.
00:15 Good, good, good.
00:16 (SINGING) Shot through the heart, and you're too late.
00:20 Darling, you gave love a bad name.
00:24 Anyone but him.
00:25 I didn't approve him.
00:26 You know that.
00:27 You are literally the last person on Earth
00:29 I want to see slap the shit out of you.
00:32 I really could.
00:33 And I'm open to that in a safer environment.
00:36 [music playing]
00:39 You've been a ghost.
00:40 No phone call, no text.
00:43 You sound like I didn't want to apologize.
00:45 You don't have to explain anything.
00:46 It was just a fling.
00:48 So how have you been?
00:50 God, I hate that thumbs up, stunt guy stuff.
00:54 I'm the director.
00:55 We're going to set this man on fire.
00:57 You're a stunt guy.
00:58 We need to keep it to profesh.
01:00 Profesh is my middle name.
01:01 You said your middle name was Danger.
01:03 (SINGING) You gave love a bad name.
01:06 How'd we do, boss?
01:08 [laughs]
01:09 Really?
01:10 Yeah.
01:11 Holstered that.
01:12 It's holstered.
01:13 It's done.
01:14 Forget.
01:15 You never saw it.
01:16 Tom Ryder--
01:17 [screams]
01:18 --the biggest action star on the planet is missing.
01:21 You need to bring him back.
01:23 Jodie's movie is dead.
01:25 Why me?
01:26 You're a stunt man.
01:27 Nobody's going to notice you.
01:28 That's your job.
01:29 No offense.
01:30 I mean, some take it.
01:32 You find Ryder, save Jodie's film,
01:35 you get the love of your life back.
01:37 I'm not the hero.
01:38 I'm just the double.
01:39 Not today, you're not.
01:41 [music playing]
01:43 (SINGING) You're my heart.
01:44 Tom, we really need you back on set, pal.
01:47 [beeping]
01:49 [typing]
01:50 [music playing]
01:51 (SINGING) When you're too late.
01:56 (SINGING) You give love a bad name.
02:00 [knocking]
02:01 Who are you?
02:02 Dead body on ice.
02:04 He was so dead, Gail.
02:05 He was super dead.
02:06 [screaming]
02:08 He has got himself involved with some shady people.
02:11 [music playing]
02:14 I had no choice.
02:15 I had to do some Jason Bourne shit.
02:18 [screaming]
02:20 (SINGING) Shot through the heart.
02:21 They were trying to kill me.
02:24 And not in a fun way.
02:26 You can make it.
02:27 You can make it.
02:28 You can't make it.
02:29 It's too dangerous.
02:30 Down these stairs.
02:31 [gunshots]
02:32 Watch out, Gail.
02:33 [gunshots]
02:35 [groaning]
02:36 What happened to your face?
02:37 You look terrible.
02:38 You look amazing.
02:39 (SINGING) You give love.
02:41 You fall down, you can't quite back up.
02:43 (SINGING) You give love.
02:44 How far would you go for the one that you love?
02:46 (SINGING) You give love.
02:48 I'll buy you a drink when this is over.
02:50 Engage your core.
02:51 (SINGING) You give love.
02:53 You can't quite back up.
02:55 (SINGING) You give love.
02:57 You can't make it.
02:58 What are you doing later?
02:59 Want to go to a beach somewhere?
03:00 Drink a spicy margarita.
03:02 Make some bad decisions.
03:03 Yes.
03:05 (SINGING) Oh.
03:09 Shot through the heart.
03:11 And you're to blame.
03:14 [sigh]
03:15 [gulping]
03:16 [gunshot]
03:17 [explosion]
03:18 [explosion]
03:19 [music playing]
03:22 [BLANK_AUDIO]