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00:00 (yawns)
00:02 (sucking)
00:04 (snoring)
00:06 (snoring)
00:08 (yawns)
00:10 (snoring)
00:12 I just don't understand it.
00:14 How to sleep with your
00:16 eyes wide open?
00:18 (snoring)
00:20 Oh, come on.
00:22 I'm tired of being a ghost.
00:24 Hey, Donald, wake up!
00:26 (yawns)
00:28 (snoring)
00:30 I'm a ghost!
00:32 (snoring)
00:34 (snoring)
00:36 But Donald...
00:38 (snoring)
00:40 (snoring)
00:42 (screaming)
00:44 Sorry, Donald.
00:46 I just wanted to tell you that I'm a ghost.
00:48 (coughs)
00:50 Now you are too.
00:52 (snoring)
00:54 Now, now, settle down, Donald. It's only temporary.
00:56 That's right. Just long enough
00:58 to demonstrate how to
01:00 end a cartoon. Begin
01:02 the end by chasing each other into the distance,
01:04 then scream comically.
01:06 (screaming)
01:08 Followed by an iris out.
01:12 (applause)
01:14 Everybody knows there's only
01:16 one thing to really be afraid of on Halloween,
01:18 and that's ghosts.
01:20 Especially when they're the loathsome ghosts.
01:22 (music)
01:24 (music)
01:26 (music)
01:28 (music)
01:30 (music)
01:32 (music)
01:34 (music)
01:36 (screaming)
01:38 (screaming)
01:40 (screaming)
01:42 (screaming)
01:44 We don't have no fun no more.
01:46 No. Nobody around here is scared.
01:48 Huh. We scared them all away.
01:50 Guess we're too good.
01:52 Hey, here's an idea! Give him all the face colors!
01:55 Woo-hoo!
01:56 [laughs]
01:57 Notice, we exterminate all kinds of ghosts. Day and night service!
02:01 [laughs]
02:03 Mad, wild, nice man! Let's get him over here and have some fun with him!
02:06 We'll scare the pants off!
02:07 [laughs]
02:10 [phone ringing]
02:23 The telephone!
02:24 [laughs]
02:25 The telephone?
02:26 [ringing]
02:28 Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello?
02:30 [laughs]
02:31 Do you chase ghosts?
02:33 [laughs] Do we chase ghosts?
02:36 [laughs]
02:37 Yes, ma'am! Yes, sir! I'll say we do!
02:39 Well, this time we'll go this way.
02:43 [laughs]
02:49 Come quick!
02:51 It's over here, I imagine.
02:53 Okay, we'll be right over!
02:54 Oh! Oh! A customer!
02:56 A customer!
02:57 A customer?
02:58 [laughs]
03:00 Hey, what's going on?
03:01 [laughs]
03:03 It's a weird situation.
03:05 [laughs]
03:06 [music]
03:10 [laughs]
03:13 [knocking]
03:18 We're from the Ajax Ghost Exterminator Company!
03:22 [music]
03:28 [gobbling]
03:29 Shh!
03:30 [music]
03:41 Ouch!
03:42 [laughs]
03:45 Ghosts!
03:46 [screams]
03:47 G-g-g-ghosts?
03:48 We'll separate and surround them.
03:51 [music]
04:03 [knocking]
04:04 [music]
04:06 [gunshot]
04:07 [laughs]
04:14 [music]
04:18 [gunshot]
04:19 [music]
04:28 [knocking]
04:31 [music]
04:33 [splash]
04:35 [music]
04:38 [growling]
04:43 [music]
04:45 [growls]
04:47 [screams]
04:48 [glass shatters]
04:49 [music]
04:53 [screams]
04:54 [glass shatters]
04:55 [music]
05:05 [screams]
05:06 [gibberish]
05:08 Uh-oh.
05:09 [gibberish]
05:15 [gibberish]
05:21 [glass shatters]
05:22 [music]
05:25 [gibberish]
05:27 [spits]
05:28 [gibberish]
05:33 [gibberish]
05:37 [gibberish]
05:41 Oh, I'm brave.
05:43 But I'm careful.
05:45 [spits]
05:47 [music]
05:54 [laughs]
05:55 Why, to scare the no ghosts.
05:57 [laughs]
05:58 [music]
06:00 [spits]
06:01 [music]
06:05 [glass shatters]
06:07 [music]
06:14 [coughs]
06:15 For a moment, I thought it wasn't me.
06:17 [coughs]
06:19 [music]
06:30 Something wrong here.
06:32 [music]
06:40 [spits]
06:41 [music]
06:46 [spits]
06:48 [music]
06:58 [music]
07:06 I know you.
07:07 You're a ghost.
07:09 [spits]
07:10 [laughs]
07:11 [glass shatters]
07:12 [music]
07:23 [panting]
07:26 [music]
07:34 [screams]
07:35 They got me.
07:36 [laughs]
07:37 [music]
07:40 [screams]
07:43 [glass shatters]
07:45 [music]
07:53 [laughs]
07:55 [music]
07:59 Ghost!
08:00 [music]
08:08 [screams]
08:12 [music]
08:14 [laughs]
08:18 [applause]
08:25 So, Goofy, having a spooky time?
08:27 Yup, but not as spooky as the time I dressed up in those skin-tight yellow leotards.
08:31 Right.
08:32 [laughs]
08:33 Hit it, Horace.
08:34 [music]
08:44 [music]
08:54 [music]
09:04 [music]
09:14 [music]
09:24 [music]
09:34 [music]
09:44 [music]
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10:04 [music]
10:14 [music]
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10:34 [music]
10:44 [music]
10:54 [music]
11:04 [music]
11:14 [music]
11:24 [music]
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12:04 [music]
12:14 [music]
12:24 [music]
12:34 [music]
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12:54 [music]
13:04 [music]
13:14 [music]
13:24 [music]
13:26 [applause]
13:34 Say, isn't it time for your Halloween trick?
13:37 Patience, Yago. Midnight nears.
13:40 And now, put on your best grim grins for this Halloween treat.
13:44 [applause]
13:45 [thunder]
13:49 Attention all listeners. Attention all listeners.
13:52 Ajax, the terrible gorilla has just escaped from the city zoo.
13:55 Be on the lookout. This animal is a killer.
13:58 Not at all. Rack and ridge.
14:00 [music]
14:02 [music]
14:10 [music]
14:12 [music]
14:16 [music]
14:18 [music]
14:24 [music]
14:31 This looks like a pretty good story.
14:33 By gosh, it's for the princess too.
14:36 [music]
14:40 Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess.
14:46 Oh, I was so beautiful.
14:49 [music]
14:51 [music]
14:58 [music]
15:09 [music]
15:19 Come on. Come on. Take it off. Take it off. Take it off.
15:24 [music]
15:29 [music]
15:42 Attention all listeners. Remember, you can master any wild animal by looking him straight in the eye.
15:48 That is all. Rack and ridge.
15:51 [music]
15:56 [music]
16:04 [music]
16:09 [music]
16:19 [music]
16:26 Get out of here. Get out of here.
16:29 Get going.
16:31 Shh. Get some air.
16:33 God, those kids. What did they do something that much in the wild?
16:38 [music]
16:56 [music]
17:00 [music]
17:06 [music]
17:09 [music]
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17:59 [music]
18:04 [music]
18:11 [music]
18:17 Attention all listeners. In order to subdue Ajax, use tear gas.
18:21 That is all. Rack and ridge.
18:23 [music]
18:30 [music]
18:36 [music]
18:39 [music]
18:46 [music]
18:53 [music]
19:00 [music]
19:06 [applause]
19:11 It's midnight. I've got a trick for Mickey Mouse.
19:14 Sorry, Minnie, but we don't want to be dull villains on Halloween.
19:17 [music]
19:21 Okay, everybody. Now it's time for a change of pace.
19:24 [music]
19:25 Huh? Right you are, Mickey.
19:28 It's Halloween, you know, and with just the right touch.
19:31 [music]
19:32 This could be quite the place.
19:34 Full of ghosts and captivations.
19:36 Hanging out.
19:37 Killing time.
19:38 Where everyone's a friend of mine.
19:40 Inside this evil joint.
19:42 Every guest gets to the point.
19:44 They'll live in evil.
19:46 [music]
19:48 The House of Mouse is history.
19:50 [laughter]
19:52 [music]
19:56 Hit the back, you can't ignore.
19:58 [music]
19:59 Block the door.
20:00 [music]
20:02 [music]
20:08 [music]
20:11 Every evil queen gets due respect.
20:14 Love your work.
20:15 You'll forget your troubles, but you'll trust in me.
20:19 You've had your fun.
20:20 You play to play, but everyone rolling at the same.
20:23 [music]
20:25 It's the House of Mouse.
20:29 Wanna play, small, swing and play.
20:31 Meet your neighbors, all with a head.
20:33 It's the House of Mouse.
20:35 Join the fun with no regrets.
20:37 Only greedy, dirty deeds of a mouse.
20:40 Those puppies.
20:41 Table for Mickey.
20:42 Bring the mouse.
20:43 Take a hike, shake it.
20:44 It's the House of Mouse.
20:45 Don't forget to collect it.
20:47 It's the House of Mouse.
20:48 [music]
20:55 Now that the House of Mouse is our house,
20:57 things are going to be a little different.
20:59 All right, Jafar.
21:00 You've had your fun.
21:01 Now I'm here to set things right.
21:03 And I brought my boys.
21:05 So, are you gonna get off my stage,
21:07 or are we gonna have to make you?
21:09 I am.
21:10 [music]
21:18 Nice try, Mickey.
21:19 But you and Goofy, and especially that scary duck,
21:22 are about to get a real fright.
21:24 [music]
21:31 [music]
21:41 [music]
21:51 [music]
22:01 [music]
22:11 [music]
22:21 [music]
22:31 [music]
22:37 Hippity-hoppity, happy Halloween!
22:41 [music]
22:47 Hi, Goofy.
22:48 Halloween's not for eggs.
22:50 It's for candy.
22:51 Hmm.
22:52 Candy.
22:53 [music]
22:56 There's one last house left in the Donald's place.
23:00 [music]
23:07 Ah, where are the spoons and grouts?
23:10 [music]
23:24 One last one.
23:25 Hey, hey, where are the rollers and turners?
23:27 We got a problem.
23:34 Why are birds and us birds up?
23:37 [music]
23:46 Boo!
23:47 [music]
23:50 [music]
23:56 So that's the problem.
23:58 Okay, that's what we're going to do.
24:01 [music]
24:02 [music]
24:13 [music]
24:16 [music]
24:23 [music]
24:26 [knock]
24:27 Oh, boy, my candy.
24:34 Hey, hello.
24:35 Three young ducks have gone amiss.
24:37 You seen this fellow?
24:39 No?
24:40 Then try this.
24:43 [music]
24:47 Oh, it's a splash.
24:49 Just as I suspecioned.
24:51 You're under arrest, laddie.
24:55 Come back, you maniac.
24:57 [music]
25:01 [laugh]
25:03 Hold it, you bad maniac person.
25:05 No, it's more.
25:07 [music]
25:13 Boo!
25:14 No!
25:15 [music]
25:29 Get him!
25:30 [music]
25:54 It's summer, plural.
25:55 [music]
26:05 [music]
26:08 [music]
26:13 [music]
26:21 [music]
26:31 [music]
26:41 [music]
26:51 [music]
26:53 [music]
26:57 Oh, I'm sorry, boys.
26:59 I'll get you candy back.
27:01 I will not.
27:02 Slash my heart and hope you all die.
27:06 [music]
27:09 [doorbell]
27:10 Come, come, come.
27:12 [music]
27:20 Where'd everyone go?
27:22 I got the candy.
27:24 Oh, well.
27:25 Ho, ho, ho.
27:26 Happy Halloween.
27:28 [music]
27:30 [applause]
27:33 [music]
27:35 Now what do we do?
27:36 Step aside, boys.
27:37 I'll take care of that, Jafar.
27:39 Dorsh, I've never seen her so mad.
27:41 Oh, I have.
27:42 And now I've saved the best for last.
27:45 Listen, you.
27:46 Huh?
27:47 I'm giving you and all the other villains 30 seconds to turn this back into the house of mouse.
27:51 Starting right now.
27:52 30, 29, 28, 27, 26, 25, 24, 23, 22, 24, 25.
27:59 Now let's heat things up with a twisted tale that Mickey and Minnie will find a real scream.
28:03 Roll it, big bad.
28:05 [applause]
28:14 [music]
28:26 [music]
28:36 [music]
28:46 [music]
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29:06 [music]
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32:06 [music]
32:16 [music]
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32:56 [music]
32:58 [applause]
33:00 [music]
33:08 [music]
33:18 [music]
33:28 [music]
33:38 [music]
33:48 [music]
33:58 [music]
34:08 [music]
34:18 [applause]
34:24 You're the only leader of this club, Mickey.
34:27 It was nothing. Anything to make sure we have a happy Halloween.
34:31 Nice costume, Donald. But Goofy already beat you to it.
34:36 Yep. Yep. I'm fine.
34:40 [music]
34:50 [music]
35:00 [music]
35:10 [music]
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35:30 [music]
35:40 [music]
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36:00 [music]
36:10 [music]
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37:00 [music]
37:10 [music]
37:20 [music]
37:30 [music]
37:40 [music]
37:50 [music]
38:00 [music]
38:10 Happy Halloween.
38:13 Oh boy. Trick or treat. Tonight I'm going to go out and scare everybody.
38:19 You? Scare everybody? Donald, on the scare-o-meter, you're barely a squeal.
38:24 She's right. You're not going to frighten anyone dressed up like a big red bunny.
38:28 Oh, I'll show you.
38:32 [applause]
38:37 There seems to be an awful lot of villains here tonight.
38:40 Relax, Minnie. It's Halloween. I'm sure they're not up to any tricks.
38:44 Halloween at the House of Mouse. All treats and no tricks.
38:48 If this were my house, I'd run things differently.
38:50 And a splash of evil. Village and plunder.
38:52 Blah, blah, blah. Every year it's the same thing. All talk and no play. What a bunch of dull villains.
38:58 Well, this year will be different. I've got a trick for Mickey Mouse, but you'll all have to wait until midnight.
39:05 Ooh, it's a house-keteer Halloween. So grab your garlic and get set for America's most haunted.
39:11 He's Count Mickey Mouse.
39:15 Welcome. Welcome, my children. Oh boy, I love Halloween.
39:19 Lots of haunted happenings around town. Walk by Chernobog through a big party.
39:22 You know, it's easy to get to his house. Just make a right on Bald Mountain.
39:26 It's funny because it's true.
39:29 Why, I even saw Hades. He was really painting the town dead.
39:32 Love that.
39:34 Hey, I also heard there's a big shindig over at the Elephant Graveyard.
39:37 It's B-Y-O-B. Bring your own bones.
39:42 And now, let's start off the fun with this tricky Halloween tale.
39:52 [laughing]
39:56 [growling]
39:58 [laughing]
40:02 [music playing]
40:07 [growling]
40:19 What manner of ghoul is this?
40:21 [barking]
40:33 Uh-oh, the boys.
40:36 [growling]
40:42 Hello, boys. Take your tickets.
40:45 For you, and you, and you.
40:49 Take your water bottle.
40:51 [screaming]
40:55 Whoa, Bingsy Bob. Whoa. Steady there, old boy.
41:00 Well, here's your ticket.
41:03 [laughing]
41:06 Oh, bless their little black hearts.
41:10 I saw the whole thing, kids.
41:12 Down, Bingsy Bob, down, please. Thank you.
41:14 Oh, look. A little witch.
41:16 Oh, joy. Thou do believeth in witches.
41:20 Just for that, I'll help thee get thy candy.
41:25 Uh-oh, another one.
41:29 My name said is Azel. Which Azel that is?
41:32 Uh-huh.
41:34 [laughing]
41:37 That quacking rogue is tougher than I thought.
41:41 Now, come here, boys. I'll tell you what I'm going to do.
41:44 I need some very gruesome ingredients.
41:46 A cauldron of swamp water, double, double toil and trouble,
41:50 fire burn and cauldron bottle, eye of needle, tongue of shoe,
41:54 hand of clock that points at two.
41:56 This is the real thing, you know, right out of Shakespeare.
41:59 Nickel, bottle, tail of coat, whiskers from the billy goat.
42:05 [laughing]
42:07 Tell you what, Azel.
42:09 Repulsive.
42:11 [music]
42:14 [laughing]
42:17 Delightfully gruesome reaction.
42:19 [music]
42:21 [gunshots]
42:23 [music]
42:26 Kids, this stuff's loaded.
42:29 [music]
42:32 [laughing]
42:35 This is fun.
42:37 [laughing]
42:39 What in the heck is that?
42:42 [laughing]
42:44 Oh, I don't believe it.
42:47 Trick or treat, trick or treat, trick or treat for Halloween.
42:51 When the pumpkin shells cast evil spells.
42:53 [laughing]
42:55 Your little white house turns green.
42:57 Your little white house turns green.
42:59 Your little white house turns green.
43:01 Every post is a ghost.
43:03 If you got a witch's broom.
43:05 And if you want your gate to circulate.
43:07 Oh, we can do that too.
43:09 Trick or treat, trick or treat, trick or treat, trick or treat, trick or treat for Halloween.
43:14 When ghosts and goblins by the store.
43:16 Ring the bell on your front door.
43:18 You better not be stingy or your nightmares will come true.
43:23 Now, are you going to treat or not?
43:27 [music]
43:33 Kids, this pigeon's a pushover.
43:36 [music]
43:42 Eh, got two.
43:44 [music]
43:49 I just been itching to cast a spell on you.
43:54 Hocus pocus magic shower, put his feet within my power.
44:02 Ah, sloth sloth sloth.
44:04 Feet?
44:06 Take out that key.
44:12 Yippee, look at him dance.
44:14 [laughing]
44:16 Oh, dance with your feet just as fast as you can.
44:19 I'm flippin' like a flapjack in a pan.
44:21 Hoppin' and a jumpin' like a key on a drip.
44:23 The key for the door is the key for the flip.
44:29 Do-si-do, now mind your rules.
44:31 With your old flat feet just a kickin' like new.
44:35 Oh, from a knee to a whip, a twist.
44:37 That's where the cat just throws the best.
44:41 Bring down sound and turn on heat.
44:49 Now end the dance and take your seats.
44:52 Ouch.
44:54 Nothing to it.
45:00 Now you've made old Hazel mad.
45:02 I'll cast a spell that's double grim.
45:05 Smash that door down feet with him.
45:09 [mumbling]
45:14 This hurts me worse than it does you.
45:16 Now take a longer start.
45:18 About a mile or two.
45:22 Get ready kids, here he comes.
45:27 [screaming]
45:35 I thought he'd listen to reason.
45:37 Hazel, what's your data?
45:40 Oh, well, you're right.
45:42 Come beauty pup, it's nearly dawn.
45:45 Yeah, it mustn't be late, couldn't it be?
45:47 Goodbye, goodbye kids.
45:49 Goodbye Hazel, bye-bye.
45:51 Oh, when ghosts and goblins by the score.
45:53 Ring your bell or pound your door.
45:55 Better not be stingy or your nightmares will come true.
46:01 [applause]
46:05 Oh boy, somebody must go.
46:09 Boo!
46:12 Halloween treats can be really spooky, like mechanical houses that are kind of kooky.
46:15 So sit back, relax, and let's take a looky.
46:19 In a humble little house that needed some paint, lived a tired Mickey Mouse trying to sleep, but he can't.
46:25 You see, the problems were plenty in this house that he had.
46:27 The roof always creaked, and the draughts, they were bad.
46:31 The furnace turned on with a clatter and clunk, making pipes sputter, steam, rattle, and plunk.
46:36 With a slap and a bang, the shutters did slam.
46:39 This noise continued to add nausea.
46:42 He rolled and he tossed under his pillow and sheets.
46:45 Poor Mickey was wishing the sounds, they would cease.
46:48 I can't take this racket another night longer.
46:50 I thought that I could, but I couldn't be wronger.
46:52 He threw off his blankets and slunk to the sink.
46:54 Perhaps I'll feel better after a drink.
46:57 The water came out in a way unexpected. It sprayed from the drain and his face misdirected.
47:02 He wiped off his mug in angry defeat.
47:04 That's the last straw. My decision's complete.
47:07 I'm fed up with clanking, ker-slamming, and squeaking, the whistling, and knocking, and roof always creaking.
47:11 Poor Mickey was irked, a bit peeved, you might say.
47:14 His mind was made up that he must move away, so he gathered his things and emptied each drawer.
47:19 The last thing he did was lock the front door.
47:22 Then Pluto and he marched up the next street where new houses stood, all spiffy and neat.
47:28 He found a nice dwelling that drew his attention with automatic devices of the latest invention.
47:33 "This house is electric," said the salesman with pride.
47:36 "If you push this red button, you'll travel inside."
47:39 With the flick of a switch and the pull of a lever, the house, it transformed.
47:43 "This is really quite clever."
47:45 "The design's ergonomic for comfort, you see," grinned the salesman as he pushed buttons one, two, and three.
47:51 "The furniture folds right into the wall."
47:53 "It makes a great shortcut into the hall."
47:55 "This kitchen is sparkling."
47:57 "It's synthetic steel."
47:58 "There's even a robot who can cook you a meal."
48:01 "But how do the floors here all stay so clean?"
48:03 "Should dust ever settle, there's a vacuum machine."
48:06 "Are there shutters that bang, slap, rattle, or slam?"
48:08 "Not a one, not a bit, not at all, my good man."
48:11 "I'll take this new house," said Mickey with zeal.
48:14 After escrow and closing, the contract was sealed.
48:17 "This newfangled house is now where I'll stay."
48:19 He then thanked the salesman and sent him away.
48:22 So Mickey settled back in his modern recliner with buttons galore.
48:26 "Ah, what could be finer?"
48:28 Whatever he wanted was his right away.
48:30 With a touch of a button, he got a snack tray.
48:32 His chair, it reclined and rubbed his back so, then on came some music and dimmed the lights low.
48:38 Said Mickey with a yawn as he scratched on his head.
48:41 "Ooh, it's time for a bath, then I'll toddle to bed."
48:44 He pressed the red button and rolled across the floor.
48:47 His chair went upstairs through the new bathroom door.
48:50 With a splash and a splunk, the brushes did clean.
48:54 "What a wonderful thing, this bathing machine."
48:57 Special arms then conveyed him off to his bed and tucked him in gently.
49:01 Then a story was read.
49:02 Mickey was cozy, all snuggled up tight.
49:05 But he tossed and he turned as his thoughts did excite of buttons and switches and movable stairs, computer controls on reclining chairs.
49:13 "There's so many things in this house with to play. I want to stay up, I'll just sleep in the day."
49:18 He leapt from his covers and slid past the clock.
49:21 He flung open the door but discovered it blocked.
49:23 There stood the robot, its finger it wagged.
49:26 Before Mickey knew it, by the seat he was grabbed.
49:29 "This just isn't right, I don't need a rest, I want to get up, stop being a pest."
49:33 Mickey scampered away heading straight for the door, but the robot was fast and stopped him once more.
49:40 "My bedtime is fine, but this is my house, you're making me angry, don't cheese off this mouse."
49:45 So he turned and he climbed out of the open window and snuck away quietly on tippy tip toe.
49:51 But little did he think that out in the back, the robot was waiting for another attack.
49:56 "Enough is enough, I'll take this no more. If you want to play rough, get ready for war."
50:01 "A bucket of water, that's just the right thing, when the robot comes in, count for all the string."
50:08 Mickey readied his plan with his own little trap.
50:11 The robot came in and then, with a snap, the bucket tipped over and water came out.
50:15 It splashed and it soaked him completely, throughout.
50:18 He sparked and he fizzed that man made of steel.
50:21 He jolted and bolted and began to unreel.
50:24 Electricity surged in the house all about, zapping the circuits and shorting them out.
50:30 Food from the fridge was flung in the air.
50:33 It splattered and spat it in the poor mouse's hair.
50:36 He ducked and he dodged but he could not escape.
50:38 The jelly that hid him was cherry, not grape.
50:41 Back into the bath he was dragged very quick and repeatedly scrubbed with a soap on a stick.
50:48 All sudsy and wet Mickey Mouse tried to flee but the vacuum was now on a house cleaning spree.
50:54 The hoses they swung, they flailed and they sucked.
50:57 The brushes whooshed past, forcing Mickey to duck.
51:00 He grabbed up a lamp and began to fight back.
51:03 But right at that moment the recliner attacked.
51:06 Mechanical hands squeezed him up tight.
51:08 But Mickey was valiant.
51:10 He put up a fight.
51:12 When things looked their bleakest and all hope seemed lost,
51:15 Mickey picked up the chair and gave it a toss.
51:18 It hit the controls and smashed them to bits.
51:20 The buttons they flashed and flickered in fits.
51:23 Mickey spotted his chance to get safely away.
51:26 He snatched up his dog and then he did say,
51:29 "This place is a monster, not what I'd call home."
51:31 He watched that new house shake, sputter and groan.
51:34 It fell with a crash.
51:36 In less than a minute he turned to his pup and said,
51:39 "Glad we weren't in it."
51:40 Dejected and sad they both strode away.
51:44 Mickey and Pluto with nowhere to stay.
51:47 The rays of the morning added some light,
51:50 greeting Mickey Mouse with a warm, friendly sight.
51:53 A little wood house that needed some paint.
51:55 It wasn't quite perfect, but still it was quaint.
51:59 "Oh, we could stay here just for a while,"
52:02 said Mickey to Pluto with a wry little smile.
52:05 Later that night, all warm in his bed,
52:08 Mickey Mouse snuggled up as sleep came to his head.
52:11 The furnace it clanked and rattled and shot.
52:14 The shutters flew back, they slammed and knocked.
52:17 The wind it did whistle round the chimney and moan.
52:19 But Mickey didn't stare, 'cause he knew he was home.
52:23 [applause]
52:29 [laughter]
52:31 We've got our eye on you.
52:34 [laughter]
52:35 I'm furry, I'll never be scary.
52:38 Donald may be trying to scare everybody,
52:40 but here's a story where he gets spooked himself.
52:43 The following presentation will demonstrate how to haunt the living.
52:47 But before we begin, one must be--
52:49 [screams]
52:52 [crash]
52:55 --not living.
52:56 [humming]
53:00 The fine specimen observed here is commonly known as a ghost.
53:04 Ghost?
53:05 Where?
53:06 Why, you, my friend.
53:08 Me?
53:09 Yes, you have just joined the ranks of the supernatural.
53:12 Oh, that explains what all that racket was out there.
53:15 Hey, I'm not ready to be dearly departed.
53:19 Don't you worry.
53:20 It's only temporary, just long enough for you to demonstrate--
53:23 [crash]
53:24 --how to haunt a house.
53:26 Step one, choose a house to haunt.
53:29 Finding the right house is all about location, location, location.
53:34 And what better place to look than the classified ads.
53:39 Let's see here.
53:40 Creaking hardwood floors, fog and shrouded breakfast nook, and formal dying room.
53:45 Perfect.
53:47 Oh, haunt and I will go, haunt and I will go.
53:50 I hold the merry-o.
53:52 Ooh.
53:54 Haunt and I will go.
53:56 Step two, selecting a hauntee.
54:02 Hauntee number one is a likable mouse and popular American icon.
54:05 Oh, gosh, I'm scared.
54:07 Hauntee number two is a cow who's a real mover and shaker.
54:10 I'm scared, too.
54:12 And finally, hauntee number three is a hot-headed duck who's a real quack-up.
54:16 Ah, sorry, nothing scares me.
54:19 Oh, you can-- I know who I'm going to pick on.
54:23 Step three, being creepy.
54:29 Nothing is quite creepier than a creaky front door, which opens all by itself.
54:37 Here it goes.
54:40 Oh, automatic doors. How convenient.
54:46 Having successfully creeped your intended hauntee out, you're now ready for--
54:52 Step four, looking like a ghost.
54:56 With an ordinary bed sheet carefully draped over you, sneak about in a menacing manner.
55:03 Ow!
55:04 Oh, it hit my hip.
55:06 Ow!
55:07 Oh!
55:10 Ouch!
55:12 Continue this macabre dance of the dead and watch as panic and terror wash over your victim.
55:18 This method of haunting is only made possible by the unique eye holes that have been cut in the sheet.
55:25 Eye holes? Now you tell me.
55:28 Step five, the dark.
55:31 Everyone is afraid of the dark. Use this knowledge to your haunting advantage.
55:55 Oh, this is getting silly.
55:59 Step six, things that go bump.
56:04 Hey, peace and quiet.
56:07 A ghost has a wide array of scary sounds with which to frighten their unwitting victim.
56:13 Ooh!
56:16 Ooh!
56:18 Ooh!