Lazy Bones | movie | 2023 | Official Trailer
Do you think that your friend may be a lazy bones? Do you think that a family member is chronically nature-deprived? D | dG1fVkFwdzg2VEd4V28
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00:00 [Music]
00:28 Let's hold it right there, shall we?
00:31 Now, none of us like a lazybones.
00:34 [Snoring]
00:36 [Beep, beep, beep, beep]
00:37 You or someone you know may be a lazybones if you identify with the following characteristics.
00:43 Slubberly.
00:45 Rage-filled.
00:48 Urine bottles.
00:51 Misplaced faith in the false.
00:56 If any of this rings true, you or someone you know may be the victim of gnomes, evil earth-dwelling creatures who cause hijinks and tomfoolery if you don't give them porridge.
01:06 As human society evolved, we stopped giving gnomes porridge, and in return they invented technology to destroy our minds, as seen in the victims above.
01:14 But do I have a solution for you.
01:16 Introducing the new and improved Outside World.
01:20 Touch grass in the lush, green landscapes of the world beyond your window.
01:25 To save your soul, leave your life, possessions, animals and weapons inside and leave your home behind, where you might find yourself beyond salvation.
01:35 Don't worry, we have eyes everywhere.
01:39 [Growling]
01:40 [Heavy breathing]
01:54 [Heavy breathing]
01:57 (static)