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00:00 [music]
00:29 Relax, just relax.
00:32 [growling]
00:34 Let your imagination go.
00:36 Now turn out the light.
00:39 Ah, there. That's better.
00:41 My story begins.
00:43 A woman speaks.
00:45 [screaming]
00:48 [laughing]
00:50 Yeah, yeah, but I'm too old.
00:52 I can't swim. I can't swim.
00:55 [gurgling]
00:57 Isn't the view lovely from up here, Harold?
01:01 Harold! Harold! You're pushing me!
01:04 [screaming]
01:05 Look, George! The ape! The ape! He's behind you!
01:09 [screaming]
01:11 [music]
01:21 Are you Mr. D. Duck?
01:25 Yes, sir.
01:27 I've been looking for you.
01:30 If I sell just six more subscriptions, I'll win a real moxie bicycle with a bell and a horn and coaster brakes.
01:43 [laughing]
01:47 [music]
01:53 [laughing]
01:55 No hands!
01:56 Aw, shucks.
02:00 See? Now you're gonna bet the wheel.
02:05 [speaking gibberish]
02:12 Oh, what's this?
02:15 [speaking gibberish]
02:19 Oh, just one more big job. Skip or the dough.
02:23 Big Louie chuckle.
02:25 Leave them other guys holding their sack, and then...
02:28 Big Louie Depney's thoughts were interrupted as Dopey Davis nervously entered the room,
02:32 his shifty eyes furtively glancing over his shoulder as if in apprehension.
02:36 Big Louie leaped to his feet.
02:38 Okay!
02:39 He shouted.
02:40 Hand over them piles!
02:41 I ain't got 'em, Big Louie! Honest, I ain't!
02:43 I'm innocent! Innocent, I tell you! You gotta help me!
02:46 You just gotta... You gotta, Louie! You can't let 'em do it!
02:50 They're here! They're gonna get us! Scram!
02:55 Not so fast, pretty boy! You've got them pearls!
02:59 Give 'em over, rat!
03:01 I ain't got 'em, copper! Honest, I ain't!
03:03 Well, then who has got 'em?
03:05 Who's got 'em? Why, he's got 'em!
03:08 Ha-ha!
03:10 Just as I thought!
03:12 Aren't you ashamed? A big guy like you, stealing from this poor little innocent...
03:21 Just a little girl who's lost her pearls.
03:38 Oh, dear. I don't know where to find them.
03:42 Come on, rat! Give me them pearls!
03:46 I just know they're around here someplace.
03:49 Oh, bother.
03:55 Now, look, chum. We don't want to have to get nasty, do we?
04:02 No? So give the nice lady back her...
04:06 Kidnapped!
04:08 Kidnapped?
04:09 Kidnapped!
04:11 Okay! Where's the dame?
04:14 Sure it won't just be giving old Paddy back the little woman.
04:18 Okay, bub! You asked for it! I ain't got no way to make you talk!
04:25 Clark! The hot irons!
04:35 Leslie J. Clark. Hot irons.
04:39 Ooh! Ha-ha-ha-ha! Hot!
04:41 You just ain't kidding, buster! No, you're not! No, you're not!
04:43 This little number's just about the hottest, hottest job in town!
04:46 Ooh! Say, this is hot! Hot! Ha-ha-ha! Yes, sirree, Bob!
04:49 You're boiling over, boiling over! This one's something like little hotcakes!
04:52 Little hotcakes! Hot, hot, hotcakes! Hot!
04:54 Right off the griddle! Griddle, griddle!
04:56 Hot, hot, hot! Here, sonny! Hold these!
04:59 Ouch! Hot!
05:01 Ow!
05:05 Oh, they're putting out my hot irons!
05:19 Let's see now. Where was I? Oh, yes!
05:23 Oh, diggity! I've just gotta find my pearls.
05:29 Hello, Mabel. This is Pauline.
05:32 Have you seen my pearls around? Are there any place?
05:35 Well, you know, they're a priceless heirloom,
05:37 handed down from my great-great-great-great-great-great-grandmother,
05:40 or somebody, I think.
05:43 Hello, hello, hello. And now get this!
05:47 First, it's the pearls that's missing.
05:49 Oh, dear. Somebody wants to use the vine.
05:52 Thanks for calling. Goodbye.
05:54 Now it's the pearls and the vine.
05:57 It's the pearls and the whole dame that's missing.
06:01 What dame?
06:03 What dame, he's asking.
06:06 Why, this dame. The dame whose pearls you snatched.
06:10 Now you're gonna cough 'em up,
06:12 or am I gonna have to cut 'em out of you?
06:15 Stop! Who's that?
06:20 J. Harold King, the author.
06:23 That man's innocent.
06:25 Oh, is he, then, wise guy?
06:27 Who done it? Who stole them pearls?
06:30 Who stole the pearls? Why, he's a...
06:33 Oh, dear me. Who is a...
06:35 Oh, pardon me. Oh, yes. The thief is...
06:38 Yes, yes?
06:39 Out with it!
06:41 Hennessy.
06:43 Uh-huh.
06:44 Not you, Hennessy.
06:47 Yes, H.U. Hennessy.
06:50 That's me. I done it. I done it!
06:53 You take me alive, and you, you little rat,
06:56 you got me into this. Take that!
06:59 Oh, she dropped it.
07:02 (SCREAMS)
07:04 Let's get out of here. Take a powder. Beat it.
07:07 Let's take the rat. Get the hot seat. Scram!
07:10 Really nothing there, is there?
07:19 Well, possibly it was only your imagination.
07:23 Yeah. Uh-huh.
07:26 Oh, watch it. Watch it.
07:30 (BELL RINGS)
07:32 (BELL RINGS)
07:34 (APPLAUSE)
08:01 (CHUCKLES) On with the show.
08:04 (APPLAUSE)
08:33 (BARKING)
08:35 (LAUGHING)
08:37 Ah, fool it!
08:43 (BARKING)
08:45 (BARKING)
08:48 (SLURPING)
08:50 (BARKING)
09:16 (BARKING)
09:19 (BARKING)
09:22 (BARKING)
09:25 (WHISTLES)
09:27 (WHISTLES)
09:30 (WHISTLES)
09:33 (SCRATCHING)
09:35 (BUZZING)
09:50 (BUZZING)
09:52 (LAUGHING)
10:17 (BARKING)
10:19 (BARKING)
10:45 (CLINKING)
10:47 (BARKING)
11:13 (BELL RINGS)
11:15 (APPLAUSE)
11:22 (LAUGHING)
11:26 Oh, fool it!
11:41 (BARKING)
11:43 (SLURPING)
11:46 (BARKING)
11:53 (BARKING)
12:05 (BARKING)
12:07 (GUNSHOT)
12:33 (BARKING)
12:35 (GUNSHOT)
12:52 (BARKING)
12:58 (BARKING)
13:00 (BARKING)
13:03 (WHISTLES)
13:12 (SCREAMING)
13:22 (BARKING)
13:25 (BARKING)
13:27 (BARKING)
13:35 (BARKING)
13:42 (BARKING)
13:54 (BARKING)
13:56 (BARKING)
13:59 (BARKING)
14:04 Look out! It's looted!
14:07 Hey, stop! Look out!
14:09 (BARKING)
14:18 (BARKING)
14:20 (BARKING)
14:47 (BARKING)
14:49 Hey, Rudolph!
15:16 (BARKING)
15:18 (MEOWING)
15:38 (MEOWING)
15:40 (MEOWING)
15:52 (MEOWING)
15:59 (MEOWING)
16:01 (MEOWING)
16:09 (MEOWING)
16:12 (MEOWING)
16:20 (MEOWING)
16:22 (MEOWING)
16:35 (MEOWING)
16:47 (MEOWING)
16:49 (MEOWING)
17:03 (MEOWING)
17:05 (MEOWING)
17:21 (MEOWING)
17:29 (MEOWING)
17:31 (MEOWING)
17:41 (MEOWING)
17:49 (MEOWING)
17:51 (MEOWING)
17:57 (MEOWING)
17:59 (MEOWING)
18:04 (MEOWING)
18:08 (WHISTLING)
18:15 (WHISTLING)
18:17 (SNORING)
18:37 (SNORING)
19:05 (MEOWING)
19:08 (MEOWING)
19:10 (MEOWING)
19:22 (MEOWING)
19:32 (MEOWING)
19:34 (MEOWING)
19:46 (GROANING)
19:54 (GASPING)
19:56 (GROANING)
20:06 (WHISPERING)
20:12 Shh.
20:15 (MEOWING)
20:20 (THUNDER)
20:22 (MEOWING)
20:49 (MEOWING)
20:51 (GROANING)
21:17 (MEOWING)
21:19 (MEOWING)
21:29 (MEOWING)
21:45 (WHISTLING)
21:47 (MEOWING)
22:12 (MEOWING)
22:14 (MEOWING)
22:38 (MEOWING)
22:40 (KNOCKING)
23:04 (SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
23:08 I can't understand a word you say.
23:10 Beat it!
23:12 (SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
23:14 (SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
23:22 (MUSIC PLAYING)
23:24 (KNOCKING)
23:36 Good morning, madam.
23:38 I have some wonderful brushes for sale.
23:41 How dare you use such language in my presence?
23:45 So you can't sell brushes?
23:50 Because no one understands a word you say?
23:53 Yes.
23:55 Don't worry, Donald. Don't give up.
23:57 I have faith in you.
23:59 (GIGGLING)
24:02 Go out and try again.
24:04 (WHISTLING)
24:06 (YELLING)
24:08 Good luck, darling.
24:17 (SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
24:19 (KNOCKING)
24:21 (WHISTLING)
24:23 (SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
24:25 Listen, Mac, don't come around here mumbling like an idiot.
24:33 (MUSIC PLAYING)
24:35 (SPUTTERING)
24:39 (MUMBLING)
24:42 Huh?
24:46 (SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
24:49 To be a man, you must talk like one.
24:52 To talk like one, you should play a box of our HX Force pills.
24:58 I don't believe it, but I'll try anything once.
25:02 I wonder if they will really help my voice.
25:09 Well, just one way to find out.
25:13 (SPITS)
25:18 Well, why don't you...
25:20 Say something.
25:22 One, two, three, four. Testing.
25:30 I can talk. I can talk. I can talk!
25:35 Oh, boy, I can talk!
25:37 Hooray! Hooray!
25:40 Easy. Easy. I can talk.
25:43 (SIGHS)
25:45 I'll surprise her.
25:47 I'll go out and sell all my brushes, and then, in success, I'll ask Daisy to...
25:52 (MUMBLING)
25:54 ...marry me.
25:59 Oh, good morning, madam.
26:04 Would you care to purchase a very fine brush?
26:06 You have such a fine, forceful voice. I can't help but buy several.
26:11 Thank you, madam.
26:13 Did someone say brushes?
26:15 Me too.
26:17 Now I can ask Daisy to...
26:21 (MUMBLING)
26:23 ...be my wife.
26:25 Only one left.
26:31 I must save it at all costs.
26:33 Take my proposal to Daisy.
26:36 I've waited all my life for this moment.
26:38 I will now go in and ask her to be my...
26:40 (MUMBLING)
26:43 Hooray!
26:46 (DOOR OPENS)
27:13 Well?
27:15 (MUMBLING)
27:16 What are you...
27:18 I hate people.
27:21 What's the idea?
27:29 I thought I told yous I hate people.
27:36 (CLAPPING)
27:38 Good afternoon, ma'am.
27:46 (GROANING)
28:04 (BUZZER)
28:06 (MUMBLING)
28:09 Oh, shut up. Can't you read that sign out there?
28:14 It says, "No trespassing."
28:16 (MUMBLING)
28:18 My dear fellow, I can't understand a word you say.
28:24 (MUSIC PLAYING)
28:26 (MUSIC CONTINUES)
28:28 (upbeat music)
28:30 (upbeat music)