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00:00 29th.
00:01 Dear Diary,
00:02 This morning was much like any other morning,
00:06 and when I took my usual walk,
00:08 I had no idea that on this day,
00:11 I was destined to find the girl of my dreams.
00:15 Wow!
00:26 La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la.
00:31 I suppose the whole thing was my fault.
00:43 I was just a lonesome bachelor searching for my ideal.
00:47 Oh dear.
00:49 Whoosh!
00:51 Whoosh!
00:52 Bang!
00:53 Ah yes, I'm quite impulsive by nature.
01:02 And yet I can't say I was unhappy as a bachelor,
01:09 though at times, I felt I was missing something.
01:12 Help! Help! Save me!
01:15 Oh darn!
01:19 My technique was simple.
01:21 I swept her off her feet.
01:23 My search was over.
01:25 At last I'd found my dream girl.
01:28 Took her to the latest movies.
01:30 Just two crazy kids.
01:33 We dined at the best places.
01:38 I took her to my favorite spot.
01:47 And she took me to hers.
01:50 And when I could resist her no longer, I kissed her.
01:58 Ah, I knew I was winning her over.
02:02 I was invited to meet the family.
02:05 Donald, meet my brothers.
02:11 And this is my mother.
02:15 Hey, what's the name?
02:18 Donald Duckman.
02:20 Hmm, and this is Daddy.
02:23 Ah yes, they were my kind of people.
02:27 I knew the time was now to pop the question.
02:32 Ah, tonight's the night.
02:36 Here comes Green Boots!
02:39 Green Boots, I tell you, make your school day slow down.
02:44 (buzzer)
02:46 Be down as soon as I powder my nose, dreamer.
02:54 Alone at last.
03:02 The stage was all set for my big moment.
03:06 (music)
03:10 (snoring)
03:13 Look at your baby.
03:20 Would I?
03:21 Baby!
03:23 At last my dreams had come true.
03:26 Her family didn't feel they'd lost a daughter, but had gained a son.
03:36 Goodbye Daisy.
03:39 She helped plan our honeymoon.
03:44 But I promised them.
03:58 She was loyal.
04:00 She was sensitive.
04:03 (gasp)
04:05 And had a wonderful sense of value.
04:07 Hmm.
04:09 We drove directly to our dream cottage.
04:13 Alone at last.
04:20 Don't drop no mud on them flowers.
04:23 Well, with the honeymoon over, we settled down to domestic life.
04:31 And got to know each other better.
04:34 You're bloody.
04:35 (scream)
04:36 What's the matter?
04:38 I'll never forget that first evening when I returned home.
04:44 (snoring)
04:47 Ground cover!
04:51 (humming)
04:56 (sneeze)
05:00 She had prepared my favorite dish.
05:03 Dinner, sir.
05:09 And how surprised I was to see her family.
05:13 Well, after a hearty meal, I went for my favorite chat.
05:29 That's garbage, Buster.
05:31 I began to notice a change in Daisy.
05:34 What had happened to this beautiful thing between us?
05:39 Was this the wedded bliss I'd dreamed of?
05:42 I was losing my identity.
05:45 I had become a... a robot.
05:48 Cut the grass.
05:49 Woosh the dishes.
05:50 Clean the rug.
05:51 Take out the cat.
05:52 Mop the floor.
05:53 Dust the furniture.
05:54 Water plants.
05:55 Take out the cat.
05:56 We're done.
05:57 Woosh the dishes.
05:58 Cut the grass.
05:59 Mop the floor.
06:00 Dust the furniture.
06:01 Water plants.
06:02 Clean the rug.
06:03 Woosh the furniture.
06:04 Donald.
06:05 Donald.
06:06 Dreamer boy.
06:07 Wake up.
06:09 (scream)
06:13 Dear diary, it was a narrow escape.
06:20 Though I was born when I kissed her,
06:23 I died when we parted.
06:26 (trumpet playing)
06:29 But I lived for a little while.
06:34 (music)
06:38 (music)
06:41 (upbeat music)
06:43 (upbeat music)