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00:06 [music]
00:08 Who's got the sweetest disposition?
00:11 One guess, guess who?
00:14 Who never, never starts an argument?
00:17 Who never shows a bit of temperament?
00:20 Who's never wrong, but always right?
00:23 Who'd never dream of starting a fight?
00:26 Who gets stuck with all the bad luck?
00:29 No one but Donald Duck!
00:32 [music]
00:41 Now, Miss Daisy Duck, please tell me what happened in your own words.
00:45 Well, Doctor, I came to tell you about my boyfriend, Donald Duck.
00:50 Now, now, madam, no names.
00:52 All right, Doctor. Well, one beautiful spring day, Donald, uh, I mean, my boyfriend and I were walking in the park.
01:04 Now in the window on the 99th floor of a tall building was a beautiful flower in a pot.
01:12 It toppled out of the window and fell like a meteor.
01:16 [crash]
01:18 Right on my boyfriend's head.
01:21 I tried to revive him.
01:24 Finally, he came to and looked at me.
01:28 I smiled back reassuringly, and then it happened.
01:32 It seemed as though he were hearing some strange voice.
01:37 Donald Duck, you are the greatest singer in the world.
01:44 [music]
01:46 Glad he got up, dusted himself off, gave me a low, gracious bow, and started to sing.
01:53 [singing]
02:03 It was beautiful. I stood and chatted. Tears filled my eyes.
02:10 [singing]
02:15 As he finished, I applauded. I was so proud of him.
02:21 But when I rushed forward to clasp his hand, he gave me a cold, icy stare as though he didn't know me.
02:29 And before I could say how eloquent, he was snatched up by a famous theatrical agent.
02:36 The flower from his head fell at my feet, a symbol of my lost love.
02:43 I took it home. I put it in a vase on the mantel.
02:47 It was all I had to remember him by, because I never saw him again after that day.
02:54 Except in advertising, on labels, in society columns, and on flashing marquees.
03:03 [singing]
03:20 His golden voice on the radio only made it harder to bear.
03:25 I couldn't sleep. I couldn't eat. I didn't want to live. I was going crazy, mad, jealous.
03:34 I tell you, I was insane.
03:38 Suddenly, I was snatched out of it by a newsboy's voice.
03:42 "Donald Duck sings in person tonight at Radio City."
03:46 I rushed for my rap. This would be his first public appearance, my first chance to see him.
03:54 But by the time I reached Radio City, a long line of humanity had formed.
04:01 And I was too late to get inside.
04:05 So I went to the rear and waited at the stage door.
04:11 At last I should see him.
04:14 But no, crowds formed and blocked my view.
04:17 Thousands clamored to get his autograph.
04:20 Hoping to get a glimpse of him, I waited through the summer and through the winter.
04:27 I walked out front, where at least I could see his picture.
04:31 "Donald, speak to me."
04:34 By the time summer came again, I was determined to see him.
04:42 To get by the doorman, I first tried pleading.
04:46 Disguise, fourth.
04:50 All with the same result.
04:53 But as I was coming home that night, I met him face to face.
05:00 "Donald, darling, I've missed you terribly. I'm so happy for you."
05:07 But he gave me that same cold, icy stare again.
05:11 I fell at his feet and poured out my soul to him.
05:16 Oh, tears. I told him I was hungry and starving for his love.
05:22 So he threw me a dime and continued on his way.
05:27 But as soon as I gained control of myself,
05:30 I decided it was time to come to see you, doctor, for a solution to my problem.
05:37 "Well, it's obvious the hit on the head caused your boyfriend to go through a complete mental and physical change.
05:44 I can help you, but first you have a big decision to make.
05:48 Do you want the world to have him and his beautiful golden voice,
05:52 or do you want him back again for yourself?
05:55 It's either the world or you."
05:58 Me! Me! Me!
06:00 Me!
06:03 "Please calm yourself, Miss Duck. Here is my professional advice.
06:07 I suggest you take that same flower, put it in a heavy pot,
06:11 and put it in a jar, and then put it in a jar.
06:14 And then you can put it in a jar and put it in a jar.
06:17 And then you can put it in a jar and put it in a jar.
06:20 And then you can put it in a jar and put it in a jar.
06:23 And then you can put it in a jar and put it in a jar.
06:26 And then you can put it in a jar and put it in a jar.
06:29 And then you can put it in a jar and put it in a jar.
06:32 And then you can put it in a jar and put it in a jar.
06:35 And then you can put it in a jar and put it in a jar.
06:38 And then you can put it in a jar and put it in a jar.
06:41 And then you can put it in a jar and put it in a jar.
06:44 And then you can put it in a jar and put it in a jar.
06:47 And then you can put it in a jar and put it in a jar.
06:50 And then you can put it in a jar and put it in a jar.
06:53 And then you can put it in a jar and put it in a jar.
06:56 And then you can put it in a jar and put it in a jar.
06:59 And then you can put it in a jar and put it in a jar.
07:02 And then you can put it in a jar and put it in a jar.
07:05 [music]
07:07 Galaxy, my sweetheart, I love you very much.
07:11 [music]
07:19 [BLANK_AUDIO]