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00:04 [music]
00:10 ♪ Who's got the sweetest disposition? ♪
00:12 [music]
00:13 ♪ One guess, guess who? ♪
00:15 [music]
00:16 ♪ Who never, never starts an argument? ♪
00:18 [music]
00:19 ♪ Who never shows a bit of temperament? ♪
00:21 [music]
00:21 ♪ Who's never wrong but always right? ♪
00:24 [music]
00:24 ♪ Who'd never dream of starting a fight? ♪
00:27 [music]
00:27 ♪ Who gets stuck with all the bad luck? ♪
00:30 ♪ No one but Donald Duck! ♪
00:33 [music]
00:45 Welcome to the Grand Canyon,
00:47 nature's masterpiece and wonder of the world.
00:50 [clears throat]
00:51 Spread out, little folks.
00:52 This is CinemaScope.
00:54 [zoom]
00:54 [laughs] That's better.
00:56 Now, Mother Nature started carving this canyon millions of years ago.
01:01 It's over 200 miles long and 4 to 18 miles wide.
01:04 A-bashin'.
01:06 And mind you, at this point, it's a mile deep.
01:09 A-bashin'.
01:10 [music]
01:12 Ah, ah, ah, ah.
01:13 No throwing of rocks into the canyon.
01:15 If we all threw rocks into the canyon,
01:17 pretty soon we wouldn't have a canyon, would we?
01:21 Now, as I was saying,
01:22 when you look at the canyon from this point...
01:24 Well, well.
01:26 A sandpag.
01:27 [music]
01:29 Oh, boy.
01:30 [music]
01:31 [gasps]
01:32 [music]
01:33 Please, don't bother the Americans.
01:36 [mumbling]
01:39 [music]
01:43 [mumbling]
01:45 [music]
01:56 You again.
01:58 Tourist.
01:59 Trouble, trouble, trouble.
02:00 [music]
02:02 [chomps]
02:03 [music]
02:05 [sniffs]
02:06 Ah-choo!
02:07 Ah-choo!
02:08 Ah-choo!
02:09 Ah-choo!
02:10 Ah-choo!
02:11 Ah-choo!
02:12 [mumbling]
02:13 [mumbling]
02:15 [mumbling]
02:16 [mumbling]
02:19 [yelling]
02:21 No yelling, please.
02:23 [whistle]
02:24 Now, as we hit the trail to the floor of the canyon,
02:27 there is nothing to fear.
02:28 Keep your arms in, no staring in the saddle.
02:30 Face the front, no talking to the burrows.
02:32 Trail home.
02:34 [music]
02:37 Beautiful shot.
02:38 [claps]
02:39 [music]
02:49 A magnificent view.
02:51 [music]
02:56 This is halfway point.
02:57 Now, if you look up there, you'll find the limestone is different from the canyon.
03:00 Mr. Merchant.
03:01 Hmm?
03:02 Will you take my picture?
03:04 Why, certainly.
03:05 Hold it.
03:06 [whistles]
03:08 Trail home.
03:10 Okay, boy.
03:11 Let's go.
03:12 [music]
03:22 Oh, boy.
03:24 What a shot.
03:25 [music]
03:31 [whistles]
03:34 Wow.
03:35 It's so, so fun.
03:37 [music]
03:40 On this hand, you have the Ponto Plateau.
03:43 And on the other hand, you have--
03:44 [thud]
03:45 Oh, my goodness.
03:48 It's you again.
03:49 And just where is your burrow?
03:52 It's up there.
03:53 Well, you must have a burrow.
03:55 Against the rules, you know.
03:57 Just a minute, folks.
03:58 I'll be right back.
03:59 [music]
04:00 Oh, she's holding.
04:03 Now, now, let me handle this.
04:05 [music]
04:09 All right.
04:10 Come on, now.
04:11 Straighten up there.
04:12 Most done becoming a burrow.
04:14 You're getting to look a little shaggy like an old lion.
04:17 A lion?
04:19 It's impossible.
04:20 The last lion seen in the canyon was during the Civil War.
04:23 So that couldn't be you.
04:25 Or could it?
04:26 [music]
04:37 It's a lion.
04:38 Where?
04:39 [music]
04:49 Speed limit on the trail.
04:51 Rigidly enforced.
04:52 [music]
04:55 I'll be delayed a little longer, folks.
04:58 [music]
05:04 Put those rocks back.
05:06 [music]
05:16 I can't help.
05:17 [music]
05:26 I should have stayed in the Postal Service.
05:29 [music]
05:37 Don't wait any longer, folks.
05:38 Run for your lives.
05:40 [music]
05:59 Well, I hope you're satisfied.
06:03 You two have, in a matter of minutes,
06:05 messed up what it took Mother Nature millions of years to create.
06:10 The National Park Rulebook states, and I quote,
06:13 "When a natural object is marred or defaced, it must be restored to its original state."
06:18 So, start digging!
06:21 [music]